The only difference between Bernard and Titan was that the former was conventionally attractive. Roxanne wasted no time being handsy with who she thought was Bernard but would barely acknowledge Hal.
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If that was true she would've jumped at the real Bernard's dick.
Tighten*
I wish Will Ferrel was still alive.
Bernard was a well-dressed thin nerd with a good job and seemed pretty smart, while Hal was fat slobby geek that wasn't smart
actually she mentions in that scene that she's never thought of bernard at all.
Was he? The less exaggerated the characters features were in this, the more freaky they looked to me.
They literally show her talking to the real bernard and not really being interested to then talking to megaming bernard and her falling for his personality.
>women like attractive men
Only ugly people will get angry at this fact.
If Hal just played along with Megamind, then all he would need to do is play the waiting game as the townspeople worshiped him as a hero and eventually Roxanne would see that he's changed and give him a shot
Unlikely since his personality only got worse once he had power, he'd have ended up King Konging her one way or another.
Dreamworks is so inconsistent. They went straight from a solid film like Megamind to an excruciating one like kung fu Panda 2.
Or that she worked with Tighten and she was the sort of person that doesn't get involved with workmates.
Hal decided to take over the city and murder Roxanne just because she rejected him in spite of his powers and because he then saw her in a restaurant with someone else that same night. Dude had issues.
No, he did it because Megamind revealed he was making a fool of him after gassing him up. After Roxanne rejected him he just went back to being a NEET and robbing people for his convenience.
You forget that Hal told Megamind "Just the guy i wanted to see. We should team up. This city could be ours" when Mega showed up at his apartment.
Fair, but that's also what Megamind already did and he wanted a piece of that pie rather than jump straight into "burn everything mode"
He was doing it all for the hoes, Space Dad didn't realize he was promising Hal all his dreams would come true once he became a hero. When it became apparent that it didn't work like that at all, he didn't want it because it wasn't his perfect ideal.
Yeah, Megamind revealing that he was the space dad/Bernard, teasing him about it, and then escaping from their fight alive is what pushed him into burn everything mode.
>gassing him up
What
blowing smoke up his ass
Oh, I remember the IMDB forum debates about this.
Why couldn’t Titan just focus on being a hero than focusing on hoes?
If he focused on being a hero maybe Roxanne would have at least gave him a second glance.
Hell I don’t even think Metroman gave that much of a shit about Rox
>Why couldn’t Titan just focus on being a hero than focusing on hoes?
Why don't incels just focus on improving themselves and their lives?
They do but then everyone says they're doing it wrong. Which makes them do it harder.
Bernard is attractive in that he dressed well and isn't socially awkward when talking to the opposite sex.
The frick did Hal see in Roxanne?
Megamind or Elemental
Who did the love story better?