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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So, is he like the exorcist that works directly for the pope, or he does an exorcism on the pope.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exorcist that works directly for the Pope.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He does an exorcism on the pope.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He exorcizes the pope every time he visits the secret Vatican Archives

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's catholic john wick but instead of assassins we get exorcists

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the pope exorcises him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The pope molested him when he was a kid and he just so happened to later become an exorcist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a retired exorcist whose second cousin on his mother's side used to know a guy who was a sub-contractor for the pope once

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically excited.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, movie was fun as frick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't he doing another movie where he's possesed on a movie set?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's called "The Exorcism" however it was actually filmed in 2019.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Russel's in the "exorcism" phase of his career. Don't question it

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally how do you beat him?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hear preying with rosemary helps.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fresh or dried?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think dried, and if you're wish comes true after hailing Mary, it becomes fresh.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget to sage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's just too powerful

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      easy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i do this alone at night in front of a mirror

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Peak onions is evolving

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lawl

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A fat (pope) on a moped is like Warwick Davis starring in Maximum Overdrive.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based as frick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this in Italy? i think its the first time i see Italy in a movie with the blue filter on top, makes it seem like hes in Ireland

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will Crowe be twice as fat in the sequel?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY BASED!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a chad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute 10/10 holyCHAD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based cuckoo poster

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wat?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wat?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      goes for the total nunfu

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He has to exorcise the pope again?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i will go watch it in the cinema for he

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >exercist
    >never exercises

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hope Padre Tomas in the sequel too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i dont see nipple booo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie you blind

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the nipple is there, though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What movie?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Holy See's Exorcizer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Pontiff's Demon Warder

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Vatican City's Warlock

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Vicar of Christ's Demon Repellent

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Demon Slayer, the live action adaptation

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Literally me when some thot wants to netflix and chill

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >invincible superdemon that even history's most autistic inquisitors couldn't figure out how to exorcise so in their desperation they imprisoned him through the use of human sacrifice of themselves
          >random dipshit does it in 30 seconds with some shit he pulled out of his ass
          man this movie sucked

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Padre Gabriele gave him a powerful magical item (artifact tier) before the final quest, plus cast on him a bless spell. Do you even D&D while watching movies, bruh?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Don't expect the uninitiated to understand.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Blackmancer of Vienna

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Call of Duty Black Ops

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EXORCIST CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, the ending of the first film was pretty much a lead-in for a Catholic version of The Avengers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        GABRIELE AMORTH EXORCISED THIS DEMON IN A CAVE!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Literally me when some thot wants to netflix and chill

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >when fat and old exorcists assemble to defeat the demon-possessed little girl

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Excited to see William Friedkin's ghost making an appearance.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many fricking exorcist movies is Russel going to star in!?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As many as it takes to drive Satan from this world!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man I was confused as fricking reading about The Exorcism wondering why there was an article about The Pope's Exorcist with a different title

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all of them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first one is based on the second one. Not even joking.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me in the bottom pic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    h*ll yea

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the baby's hungry, you fat cow
      Literally me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gib booba NAO!
      Not sure if you need to be possessed to do this tbqh famalam...

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I scream out from the very depths of my soul: KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO when he starts doing this

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TIMES YOU ACTED LIKE THE POPES EXORCIST ON TWO SEPARATE OCCASIONS

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think crowe is doing all these exorcism movies so he can just hang around more in italy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think he's a fan of Tifa?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did this movie appeal to so many people?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Christianity is on the rise. Everyone got a look at literal satan in action during covid, and many are turning back to Christ.
      The rash of exorcism movies is your proof of this, the money never lies and even an industry run by freemasons who literally worship lucifer will capitalize on this.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You should unironically take your meds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Padre Amorth was based and redpilled and he definitely deserve a cinematic universe trilogy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick he's just too damn cool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its just shilling

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go home, Parenzo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the McDonalds version of the Exorcist. It's cheap, silly but fun and feels good, and that's all the people really want.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An astute take, Anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its cheesy fun. the exorcist is a loose cannon type. Catholic Cop is my personal alt title for this movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a nice fun supernatural horror flick. A lot of people liked that it went for a lighter and funnier tone than a lot of other religious horror.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Russell's character also reminded me of an old Priest. That whole chill aura. It is very authentic. God be with you, anon. Amen.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Ok Anon listen...we know you from the "Time you acted like the Pope's Exorcist" threads and we want to offer you a part in the upcoming Padre Amorth kino"
    >"You will be Amorth best fren, a pizzaiolo in his favourite pizza place in Rome
    >Vid related, a character from the previous movie, will be your girlfriend"
    >"There will be a kiss scene and a sex scene with her...problem?"
    How do you respond without sounding beyond horny and most important without cum in you pants???

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bene bene, ego non son coomer

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Pope's Exorcist Wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bride Of Pope Exorcist

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I COMMAND YOU, BY THE JUDGE OF THE LIVING AND THE DEAD, TO DEPART THIS THREAD OF GOD.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2Pope 2Exorcist

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats the
    >...and your other cross!
    movie. i hope there will be many more sequels

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm here to talk to you about the Exorcists Initiative

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When will The Pope's Exorcist cross over with The Last Exorcism?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Cinemaphile singlehandedly make this movie a success?
    Will the sequel be filled with basket-weaving references?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to watch the sequel solely because of these threads

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Django is the pope
    Holy Kino

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love how in this movie females act like true XX...they are all brat and lousy and shity but when the hard time happens they all need to be saved because they're useless.
    Hopefully we will dont get a Miss Marvel nun in the sequel.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these topics are all botted fyi, no one actually cares about this movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off israelite.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a good movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT TIME I ACTED LIKE THE POPE'S EXORCIST.

    I loved this goofy movie and would watch ten more of them

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >refuses to do Wolverine since he didn't want to be known as the wolf guy
    >does 3 exorcist themed films in a row
    What did he mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick capeshits, join new interesting projects

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He did "The Exorcism" before Covid but it got shelved for years.

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