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So, is he like the exorcist that works directly for the pope, or he does an exorcism on the pope.
Exorcist that works directly for the Pope.
He does an exorcism on the pope.
He exorcizes the pope every time he visits the secret Vatican Archives
it's catholic john wick but instead of assassins we get exorcists
the pope exorcises him
The pope molested him when he was a kid and he just so happened to later become an exorcist
He's a retired exorcist whose second cousin on his mother's side used to know a guy who was a sub-contractor for the pope once
Unironically excited.
Yep, movie was fun as frick.
same.
wasn't he doing another movie where he's possesed on a movie set?
That's called "The Exorcism" however it was actually filmed in 2019.
Russel's in the "exorcism" phase of his career. Don't question it
Literally how do you beat him?
I hear preying with rosemary helps.
Fresh or dried?
I think dried, and if you're wish comes true after hailing Mary, it becomes fresh.
Don't forget to sage
LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE
He's just too powerful
easy
i do this alone at night in front of a mirror
Peak onions is evolving
Lawl
A fat (pope) on a moped is like Warwick Davis starring in Maximum Overdrive.
Based as frick.
is this in Italy? i think its the first time i see Italy in a movie with the blue filter on top, makes it seem like hes in Ireland
Will Crowe be twice as fat in the sequel?
HOLY BASED!
what a chad
Absolute 10/10 holyCHAD
based cuckoo poster
wat?
>wat?
goes for the total nunfu
He has to exorcise the pope again?
i will go watch it in the cinema for he
>exercist
>never exercises
Hope Padre Tomas in the sequel too.
i dont see nipple booo
homie you blind
the nipple is there, though
What movie?
The Holy See's Exorcizer
The Pontiff's Demon Warder
The Vatican City's Warlock
The Vicar of Christ's Demon Repellent
Demon Slayer, the live action adaptation
>Literally me when some thot wants to netflix and chill
>invincible superdemon that even history's most autistic inquisitors couldn't figure out how to exorcise so in their desperation they imprisoned him through the use of human sacrifice of themselves
>random dipshit does it in 30 seconds with some shit he pulled out of his ass
man this movie sucked
Padre Gabriele gave him a powerful magical item (artifact tier) before the final quest, plus cast on him a bless spell. Do you even D&D while watching movies, bruh?
Don't expect the uninitiated to understand.
Kino
The Blackmancer of Vienna
Call of Duty Black Ops
EXORCIST CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
Well, the ending of the first film was pretty much a lead-in for a Catholic version of The Avengers.
GABRIELE AMORTH EXORCISED THIS DEMON IN A CAVE!
>when fat and old exorcists assemble to defeat the demon-possessed little girl
Excited to see William Friedkin's ghost making an appearance.
How many fricking exorcist movies is Russel going to star in!?
As many as it takes to drive Satan from this world!
Man I was confused as fricking reading about The Exorcism wondering why there was an article about The Pope's Exorcist with a different title
all of them.
The first one is based on the second one. Not even joking.
me in the bottom pic
h*ll yea
>the baby's hungry, you fat cow
Literally me
>Gib booba NAO!
Not sure if you need to be possessed to do this tbqh famalam...
I scream out from the very depths of my soul: KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO when he starts doing this
TIMES YOU ACTED LIKE THE POPES EXORCIST ON TWO SEPARATE OCCASIONS
i think crowe is doing all these exorcism movies so he can just hang around more in italy
Do you think he's a fan of Tifa?
Definitely
Why did this movie appeal to so many people?
Christianity is on the rise. Everyone got a look at literal satan in action during covid, and many are turning back to Christ.
The rash of exorcism movies is your proof of this, the money never lies and even an industry run by freemasons who literally worship lucifer will capitalize on this.
You should unironically take your meds
Because Padre Amorth was based and redpilled and he definitely deserve a cinematic universe trilogy.
frick he's just too damn cool
Its just shilling
Go home, Parenzo
It's the McDonalds version of the Exorcist. It's cheap, silly but fun and feels good, and that's all the people really want.
An astute take, Anon.
its cheesy fun. the exorcist is a loose cannon type. Catholic Cop is my personal alt title for this movie
It was a nice fun supernatural horror flick. A lot of people liked that it went for a lighter and funnier tone than a lot of other religious horror.
Russell's character also reminded me of an old Priest. That whole chill aura. It is very authentic. God be with you, anon. Amen.
>"Ok Anon listen...we know you from the "Time you acted like the Pope's Exorcist" threads and we want to offer you a part in the upcoming Padre Amorth kino"
>"You will be Amorth best fren, a pizzaiolo in his favourite pizza place in Rome
>Vid related, a character from the previous movie, will be your girlfriend"
>"There will be a kiss scene and a sex scene with her...problem?"
How do you respond without sounding beyond horny and most important without cum in you pants???
Bene bene, ego non son coomer
The Pope's Exorcist Wife
Bride Of Pope Exorcist
I COMMAND YOU, BY THE JUDGE OF THE LIVING AND THE DEAD, TO DEPART THIS THREAD OF GOD.
2Pope 2Exorcist
thats the
>...and your other cross!
movie. i hope there will be many more sequels
I'm here to talk to you about the Exorcists Initiative
When will The Pope's Exorcist cross over with The Last Exorcism?
Did Cinemaphile singlehandedly make this movie a success?
Will the sequel be filled with basket-weaving references?
I'm going to watch the sequel solely because of these threads
>Django is the pope
Holy Kino
I love how in this movie females act like true XX...they are all brat and lousy and shity but when the hard time happens they all need to be saved because they're useless.
Hopefully we will dont get a Miss Marvel nun in the sequel.
these topics are all botted fyi, no one actually cares about this movie.
Frick off israelite.
It was a good movie.
I do
THIS REMINDS ME OF THAT TIME I ACTED LIKE THE POPE'S EXORCIST.
I loved this goofy movie and would watch ten more of them
>refuses to do Wolverine since he didn't want to be known as the wolf guy
>does 3 exorcist themed films in a row
What did he mean by this?
Frick capeshits, join new interesting projects
He did "The Exorcism" before Covid but it got shelved for years.