there is no logical reason this guy bagged Hermione except JK Rowling has a thing for ginger losers
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Surely they could have looked at the parents of these children to see if they'd grow up handsome or not
Uhhhhhhhh Harry chose his ginger sister Ginny (lmao real fricking creative) and Hermione was crushed and had her ego shattered and shacked up with the ginger's brother to get back at them both.
Did you even READ the novels?
Interesting lighthearted personality and the ability to make women really laugh out loud will get you laid.
post your hair, ginger twats
Gingers are the palest people one earth. Imagine attacking them lel
>the ability to make women really laugh out loud
women laugh at your jokes because they like you, not the other way around. If theyre laughing out loud it means theyre really interested, not that the joke is really funny.
no one cares about your fanfics you brown monkey, stop watching kids' movies
he's the only one other than harry who would actually talk to hermione
I'd let her watch me eat a ton of food
Harry dodged the bullet
cope
Apologize
>the lines on her forehead
Am I suppose to find that attractive.
Is she balding?
Hermione eats copious amount of meat canonically, it's just her actress who is a vegan moron.
Ron is a poorgay Cinemaphileizen who didn't even kiss a girl until he was 18 but somehow bagged his autistic childhood friend as a wife, why does Cinemaphile hate him so much?
>why do you hate him?
he is very unlikeable. goblet of fire is him sulking the entire movie.
>didn't even kiss a girl until he was 18
he did in that book where they were all 16 though?
if i recall correctly he was based on JKR childhood friend, and I guess she wanted him to score someone above his league and pretend its realistic
wasnt hermione a 6/10 nerd in the books?
at first yeah, but later she fixes her teeth and she's better looking, I presume. That foreign jock was into her (Viktor Krum) at year 4, which implies she's definitely not uggo.
Krum is himself fricking ugly
he is an international sport star athlete. Guys wanna be him, women wanna date him
6/10 is not ugly you fricking ESL moron
That poster made no grammatical errors
good morning sir
If you esls practiced english instead of accusing random sentences that make sense of being wrong you might get better at it
Hermione is not supposed to be a 8/10 in the books, she supposed to be a nerdy girl who's not particularly attractive
This. Choosing a hot actress was terrible for the character.
As someone with a ginger (men) fetish, the Harry Potter films are the closest thing to representation I'll ever have.
why do women in their 30s continue to pretend they live in the wizarding world?
why do men in their 30s continue to pretend they live in anime world?
As a adult I can do whatever the flying frick I want, frickeroo.
Dog you're so fricking tarded.
I've never heard of anyone doing this, sounds like something an autistic person would do if anything
This. SO. MUCH. THIS. Real Hermione would date a 5'10 brown KING, such as myself. Pic related.
Lmao You look like a mongoloid
See
This is why all pajeets are incels btw
See
If I recall correctly; Rowling said she paired him with Hermione out of pity and quickly started to actively regret that decision after the last book was published. She said that if she could do it all again, Hermione would end up with Harry.
>She said that if she could do it all again, Hermione would end up with Harry.
and Ron kills himself after finding out his school crush and best friend have married without inviting him?
Hopefully
>"adult" men obsessed with pairings of characters in a children's book
this is just sad
Bitch, I'm not obsessed, homosexual.
But it DOES need to conform with my preconceived notions or I'll frick you up the ass, fart huffer.
Harry + Hermione
Ron + Ginny
There I fricking fixed it can you morons just SHUT UP ALREADY
>Ron + Ginny
anon, they're siblings
Only way for sure to pass down the red hair genes.
So are most aristocrats
Scientifically the only way to create pure bloods is through incest
Read the books. The movies really fricked up the character of Ron
Hermione was one of the few black characters in the books. She was probably otherized by most of the Wizarding World. Don't project the attractiveness of Emma Watson onto the character
Ron was a pure blood chad and Hermione was a filthy mud blood. Hermione got the better deal.
Ron should have been headmaster
Harry should have married Luna because she is good at making love
It was Ron's reward for spending the entire series as the comic foil
I guess the only real logical conclusion is that Harry Potter is one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>the great gaysby in god tier
Harry was also an uggo, stop seething over your self-insert fantasies
Girls were sneaking him love potions. He’s at least a 5/10. Ron was the uggo of the group.
the love potions thing started when some grills started to consider him Le Chosen One
and how is 5/10 not an uggo?
JFK is a closeted FtM and therefore malebrained. The most quintessentially malebrained fantasy in all of media is one of meritocratic romance. Ron, the poor, good-natured, doofy kid with a heart of gold overcomes all odds and manages to win over the secretly sexy girl-next-door. It's a product of the 90's and quite frankly not rooted in reality. There are interviews you can find where Emma Watson roasts this dumpy ginger live on air, likening the iconic kiss scene to an experience of visceral disgust as Rupert looks on in quiet dismay. It's one of the most subtly poignant blackpills.
Or the fact they had a tsundere will they won't they thing for each other since book 1
go back to Duolinguo and try again in few months
who gives a frick harry potter is gay
More like no way a hag like Hermione would score a hot ginger like Ron.
>”Look into the pensieve Harry, what do you see”
>”I see visions, memories. All swirling about, nothing truly clear”
>”Look closer, Mr. Potter, and you shall find the answers you seek”
>As his small body bends over the side of the cauldron, he feels Dumbledore’s bony, decrepit hands wrap around his waist
>Before he even has a moment to think, he feels his pants slide down to his ankles and his head shoved deep into the cauldron in quick succession
>”Dumbledore stop! I can’t breath” cries a frantic Harry as he squirms, arms flailing about, legs stretching
>”YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO PRESENT ME WITH YOUR TIGHT PINK GOBLET OF FIRE, HARRY” Dumbledore screams calmly into Harry’s ears, the cold breath on Harry’s neck feeling like a kiss from a Dementor
>As the wizened wizard feels his meat-wand twitch and prepare to cast a powerful love spell, Harry is forced to watch hours of memories of Dumbledore performing the same sick trick on dozens of students. The pensieve is Dumbledore’s most insidious possession. Not only does it allow Albus to trap their precious fertile young bodies, but replaying the memories of other students helps to lure them under Cumbledore’s lusty spell. A prison of body and mind, even more haunting than Azkaban and with twice as much buttsex
>I can't get a gf so clearly it must be about looks and money not being a decent human being
Rowling literally admitted that the organic course of her writing made Harry+Hermione the more natural outcome but against her better judgment she stuck with her original plan of nerd wish fulfillment with Ron+Hermione.