>there's a huge ass burning demon lurking down there, so let's not go that way
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He was an agent of Sauron.
He was suspiciously friendly with Sauronman who shortly after was found to be working for the enemy, so you may be right
He was a soldier of rome
Gandalf The Glowie
not funny
I can see you in the dark
still not funny
also not funny
in fact I've yet to have seen a single, not even hilarious or insanely witty necessarily but even a slightly and genuinely funny post in this entire thread
>still not funny
for you
No. For anyone with a brain. Go find yours.
Sorry agent
>funny
If you are concerned about your humours, I recommend bloodletting. A few hours with the leeches should sort you out.
Always suspect people with great power
>We did not pay the mountain tax, we got to go back!
Dishonest writing
Why is the snow blue?
blue ray edition
>blue-ray
>everything is blue
I guess we got what we deserved for going with this instead of HD DVD.
don't you know?
Blue = dark according to movies
just like how Yellow = Mexico
blue hour morans
Water is blue dumbass
Apparently you have never been outside in the morning or evening when there's snow on the ground, everything is tinted blue.
That's because the sky is blue niqqa
Water is green where I live
Gandalf the white. Gandalf the blue.
Ass-burning demon you say?
You son of a b***h, I'm in
>sorry gimli your cousin is dead, along with everyone else. I know we’ve been hiking around for months, but I just couldn’t find the right moment to tell you.
I don’t understand. If Gandalf was so opposed to traveling through the land of the dwarves, why was he okay with traveling with Gimli?
Gimli was "one of the good ones." His words, not mine.
>you aight dwarf boi
>Some of you are alright. Don’t go to Khazad Dûm tomorrow
Saruman was connected to the God who made the Dwarves. They are a low key evil species as a whole who value material things above companionship.
frick outta here with that, Aule was a good boy and just because Mairon and Curufin turned evil doesnt mean that his pupils are any worse than others. Need I remind you that Ulmos closest and strongest Maiar actually tried to revolt under Melkor and was curbstomped for it. But no one is giving Ulmo shit. Dwarves are cool and Aule is the autistic savant Valar that loves his father and his tries to emulate him out of admiration, not envy or spite.
AH PROVED post
Was it Ulmo or was it Osse?
Haha he's just racist against dwarves. Come on, lads. First pint is on me!
>i see your point Gandalf, that would be very dangerous indeed.
>The scene where Saruman comments their jorney over Caradhras
It would be so kino if this happened throghout the entire film, Saruman taunting them as an all-knowing narrator
homie couldn't pass up the massive xp gain
Let's be honest. We all get wienery when not playing with permadeath.
gandolf had no idea about the balrog
Just one of the many peter jackson changes that made no sense, I guess for the cinematic tension building. He didn't know for sure there was a balrog down there, only that the dwarf expedition had gone silent.
>the dwarf expedition had gone silent
LOL FRICK THOSE MIDGES
Gandalf was actually scared of having to use he's full power to kill the Balrog, because he grew to love the hobbits. He would have zero-summed if he did this as God would punish him.
>let the ring bearer decide
>lol frick this mountain shit. Gimli said Moria is the breasts let’s go there
Saruman was right about the love of the halfling leaf dulling his mind. What did he think Frodo would say?
>Well Frodo?
>You can freeze your feet off up here in the mountains
>OR
>warm underground
>roaring fires
>malt beer
>rrrrred meat off the bone
They probably could have slipped through Moria unnoticed if Pippin didn’t frick things up.
>pippin doesn’t frick up instead
>go by unnoticed
>no wizard power-up
>???
It's interesting to think about how if the fellowship's mission had gone according to plan, middle earth would likely have fallen. Rohan would still be under their control, the Ents would never have risen up, Sauronman would have Uruks destroying everything west of Gondor. The Fellowship was going to slowly keep traveling towards Mordor, keeping out of sight, struggling through the various obstacles like Emyn Muil. All while everything else turns to crap and dies. Like the Easterlings were still going to attack Gondor and would have won since who was going to take charge, rally the troops, and reinforce them. And maybe at some point the Fellowship gets spotted and Sauron sends a huge army to surround them.
god writes straight with crooked lines
That cold snow doesn't seem so bad in this heat wave
So Elrond, this supposedly ultra wise guy, didn't think that maybe they might have to head through Moria and maybe it would be nice to mention that the password is Big Melons and there's a giant squid monster in the neaby lake? What a douche that guy is
He didn't want to spoil their fun.
Gandalf DID remember the password after a while in the books. Frodo doesnt do shit. Many of the flaws people point out about the LOTR trilogy is due to Jackson's adaptation of the books.
what does that squid monster even eat. like I assume it picks off the occasional dwarf before they all died but then what
it's like an ancient lovecraftian-type entity, probably doesn't eat anything
whyd it attack frodo then
mistook him for warwick davis
it was going for the ring
pretty sure they talk about that in the behind the scenes, that Aragorn at least realizes why it goes straight for Frodo over the over hobbits
>it's a Jackson fanfic moment
sounds like better XP to me
>there's a huge ass burning demon lurking down there, so let's not go that way
>Okay but is Gandalf for or against a flat rate tax?
>This is paramount information, we need to know his opinion spelled out over 30 pages.
What are the economical implications of the downfall of Moria?
>huge, resource and monetarily wealthy, kingdom ransacked and overtaken by goblins
hmm
orcs were provoked into attacking moria by gondor expansion.
These posts will never be funny you ugly fat frick losers. And even if it somehow takes off, as usual since reddit steals everything, it will STILL not be funny.
chill out, George. it's all in good fun
I think they're funny
Of course you do, you're a fricking loser. Like this entire garbage thread.
's a huge ass burning demon lurking down there, so let's not go that way
do zooms really speak like this??
>fr diss flameing hot cheeto is bussin and thats not a euphemism
>No cap we should not be vibein if we go down their
How much would the movie change if say they hobbits had AK47s and Aragorn and Gimli both had L85s
Maybe give Legolas a .50cal rifle
what about if everybody was a DJ and gandalf likes the house beats that the hobbits played but he was a producer and sauron the orcs ect were all into techno
the dwarfs liked remixes of older' beats the elves were into hardcore and the men liked i dno
what if i fricked your fat fricking ass, anon?
This post perfectly describes the absolute mindlessness and stupidity of the depraved American mind. All it's missing is a mega corp, fast food, fast lanes and blacks everywhere
oh wai-
would be kinda awkward having the actors do deaf accents for 99% of it
Game changer
let me guess....
the orcs have Tech 9s and they shoot them sideways?
Worse. The orcs are powerful female heroes and the male humans and elves are the bad guys.
>deranged autists one up each other on "witty" garbage shitposts that corrupt both the lore, the character and the story
He didn't know about Balrog or the death of the dwarves, that's the whole point of the entire Moria sequence. You're all homosexuals.
in the book Gandalf wanted to go through Moria but Aaragorn was against it.
It was his plan all along. They went in and once the demon finally spawned, Gandalf told them to go away to not share XP for the kill.
I don't know what you guys are complaining about on this forum.
Sauron looks brilliant, absolutely captivating and I can't wait to see Lord of the Rings on Amazon Prime.
Cinemaphile has bots now?
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How did Gimli not know the Moria had been abandoned for quite some time?
literally nobody knew about the balrog except possibly saruman you stupid fricking Black folk
the dual nature of Cinemaphile, ladies and gentlemen.
kek
Everyone knew about Durin's bane and Gandalf had a sinking feeling that the Dwarven expedition woke it up.
Yes but nobody knew what Durin's Bane actually was.
didn't the dwarves see him when they fought Bog?
idk that sounds like some non-canon hobbit shit?
it is on the appendix of return of the king but i'm not quite sure if they did he see him
it is in the silmarillion too if i'm not mistaken
>let the manlet that never left his village decide
>not me, the wizard that is almost as old as the world
what did he mean by this?
frodo's choice turned out to be the right one
>almost as old as the world
Gandalf is older than Arda
>what did he mean by this
My guess is that he considered Frodo's judgement the only one that would actually further the destruction of the ring.
He didn't trust anyone else (not even himself) to make such decisions.
Why didn't they just use eagles to fly over the mountain?
the eagles are a faction like elves and dorfs, and they are buttholes too
they would want the ring for themselves
Or not.
He didn't know.
Balin was set to take back Moria, they just didn't have word of it.
There COULD be dwarves there.
He didn't know and was being precautious
How does Sauronman get to the roof?
eagles
Magic b***h
Uh, this is problematic. Shut it down!
Is Gandalf /ourwizard/?
>"fly you fools"
>they literally walk there anyway
It's not the eagles fault the fellowship was moronic.
just wait in a cave until sauron man stops yelling at the mountain, he can't do it forever.
>shaves an hour off your runtime
heh, nothing personnel peter jackson
Am I moronic. How did the Dwarf expedition(?) die to a large number of orcs and not see the Balrog? There were tons of orcs in the mine waiting along with a cave troll. The Balrog only appears when the bucket falls down the well
>Thank you for joining our cause against Sauron, my loyal friend Sauronman.
Can't believe they threw a 70 yr old man down a cliff just to film this one scene
My homie Círdan should've taken the best of what remained of Elvish warriors and ships with the Fellowship and Grey Company all the way to Dol Amroth fr fr ong no cap. Halbarad woulda kept that homie Boromir in check fr and kept that shit 100 ya feel me?
This was one of the best opening scenes I had ever witness at the time. Totally unexpected and blew me away
Don't look at the ghost scenes in RotK
for me its the Frodo tripping balls scene in Fellowship
>holy frick Elrond this isn't longbottom leaf
I was there. I was there the day you boogied
>To have smoked so much, still bearing the ring, the Hobbit has shown remarkable resilience to it's effects
Here's a quick VP9 webm. Excuse the moronic YouTuber watermarks
still fricking kino, all these years later
I don't know if my uncontained dislike of RoP is blinding me but this looks way fricking better than the new one animation and all, am I wrong? Why is animation getting worse not better with an even bigger budget
The Balrog CGI is still some of the best CGI put to films. And its such a cool fricking monster. People love ripping off Tolkien; it pisses me off that no one rips off Balrogs.
Why did Dwarves even want all that gold? They had mountains of it and they weren't doing anything with it.