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There's only one beer left. Rappers screaming all in our ears like we're deaf.
There's only one beer left.
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Nothing Ever Happens Shirt $21.68 |
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>getting drunk off less than a full beer
none of them got laid in college
They're getting their autistic neurodivergent gfs that match their personalities
Now the Looniversity versions? None of those losers are ever getting laid
>autistic neurodivergent gfs
How many kids do you think watched "Carrie" after Babs name dropped the film in that one episode?
OK, kids. We start with literal wall-to-wall teen titty and pussy, plus a nice fat veganal blood blob, and we end with one of the most terrifying death trap massacres ever put to film. Thanks for the leg up in horror films for the kids, Timm.
It’s funnier to think that Babs and Fifi have seen it already and so can easily recognise what it looks like.
Babs has seen every film she possibly can just so she can just spaz our impersonation references to them her friends don’t even get half the time
She's just like me frfr
Carrie is based and kids should watch it
They play shit like Fortnite so it isn't any different
>Fortnite
Fortnite has Peter Griffin, and Family Guy has way worse shit than Carrie.
Family Guy is comedy, Carrie is horror. No one under the age of 20 gives a fricking about either.
Finally. The franchise war I’ve been waiting for. Family Guy vs. Carrie.
The swan lake episode would’ve been better if it started like Carrie. Shirley having her period in the changing room and the swans bullying her over it.
Don’t forget the time Fifi snuck “full body” grape juice into the cafeteria. Even they get less hammered than the boys.
I just realized something. Fifi and Pepe must have had a platonic student/teacher relationship, devoted to the art of perving on someone to comedic effect. How else could they have ever kept their hands off of one another?
Hell yeah.
They both bond over wanting to rape Penelope
It takes awhile to build up a tolerance, but once you get there you can drink a ton without feeling anything... Anything at all.
I never understood why guys give a shit about being able to drink a lot. I'd rather get drunk off of less because I'm cheap.
>Nicktoons
That's rare
Most of the season one rips on WCO are from Nicktoons airings.
It's not about bragging about drinking a lot, it's about how a sip or two from a single bottle turned them into rundown winos. I had my first beer around the same age and I only finished because me and a couple of friends didn't want to puss out on each other by not finishing our bottles, but we knew damn well it was just gross, and I think the most common experience for kids that engage in drinking for the first time is that it tastes absolutely fricking awful and you wonder why adults do it in the first place.
He plots shows like robberies.
In and out, one, two, three, no bodies, please.
Also, these guys were lightweights, all three of them got piss ass drunk off of a single bottle, right?
It's reefer madness level of propaganda. If they wanted to make an anti-alcohol episode they should have had Bugs get drunk and abuse his students.
Bugs isn't a Tiny Toons character. It had to be the Tiny Toons. The episode itself made fun of how they knew it was shock content because Buster, Plucky and Hampton "died" in a car accident at the end of the episode.
>Bugs isn't a Tiny Toons character.
Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten us into.
I just realized where the frick are Buster or Babs' whiskers why don't they have any
They work like pubes.
Well how many Bugs Bunny centered episodes do you remember in Tiny Toons Adventures?
Not many, but there was a pretty good one where someone wanted revenge on Bugs Bunny because he won an award for Knighty Knight Bugs, and he was jealous.
I don't think he was the main character of the episode.
Don't move the goal posts.
"Who Bopped Bugs Bunny?", brought to you by Kennedy "Kickdance all day er day" Studios.
…do you guys seriously not get that the over-the-top shit was the JOKE of the entire fricking episode? The whole goddamn thing was a joke. They even make meta jabs at how Buster is totally out of character so they can make a preachy episode, they’re “driving drunk” despite being little kids who can’t drive anyway, and they wish they could make a funny instead of a preachy episode. It’s aggressively sarcastic.
Them getting drunk and instantly turning into hobos after a few sips of beer is the whole goddamn joke.
You know what would be an even better joke? Get the girls to do their own version with a bottle of wine. One sip and they act like the biggest wine aunts in Acme Acres. That'd be hilarious. But instead of looking like bums, they all look like washed-out, female caricatures. Babs has a haggard, "Jessica Rabbit" look, Shirley sports a 1920s, flapper-style costume, and Fifi looks like a French, "Moulin Rouge" harlot. Can you imagine how funny their antics would be? Slurring, laughing obnoxiously, and hiccuping with every step? Funniest episode you'd ever see. You know, just for laughs. Ha ha.
This is a big reason cartoons aren’t allowed to be creative anymore. EVERYTHING becomes a fetish! I’ve seen furries with boxing fetishes!
Our parents were half-right when they said cartoons would rot our brains. They didn’t make us bad at math, but they changed our brain chemistry to make us sexually attracted to the strangest possible shit!
>Also, these guys were lightweights
They are 12-14 year olds
Yep. Good sign that you're going to be a lightweight.
Retconned in the new series. All over 18.
He came in the door
And EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR
What happens if they have two beers?
well they died at the end of the episode, so they probably wouldn't get nearly that far
it took a long time for me to not feel guilty about pushing back a few
Everyone has a limit. It's just that for some people that limit is anything more than zero. Know your limit and accept it.
OK, Buster. We really worked hard to make you the stand out hero character in this cartoon. Go out there and do this episode proud.
>Buster gets mogged by Plucky yet again.
Goddamn it!
even as a kid i knew this was fricking moronic. luckily it was very rarely aired, along with the extremely annoying kennedy cartoons early episodes.
I loved this episode. Never got addicted to drugs, alcohol or drugs after all. However i still remember an extra piece of dialog in the latinamerican dub after Buster says "I hope kids got the message", where Plucky says "Of course they will, after all they're smart"
This makes me realize how lame Looniversity is despite them being older
>Looniversity
>Characters are actually collage aged
>They're even more infantilized than the original Tiny Toons
Babs distinctly says that she's 14 at one point.
Episode?
Because in Looniversity they said they graduated high school explicitly
It was the first episode. The loony begining. Babs got crumpled and said I'm 14 and already have wrinkles.
>The Looney Beginning.
Ah that's why I was getting confused.
Yes they are 14 in Adventures. In the new reboot called Looniversity (which has "no relation" with Adventures) they are 18
Have you met any current college students? They're way immature and infantilized. From my experience:
Kids in the 90's (when the original Tiny Toons aired):
>I can't wait to grow up so I can stay uo late, drive around in a car and go everywhere I want, when I want!
Kids nowadays:
>I want to behave as a teenager for the rest of my life, since life is easier that way!
Kids in the 90s had to wait until school to see their friends and do stuff. That only changed once they got a car. Now they just instant message and face time forever. The days fly by and they rush towards adulthood without a care in the world.
If I support myself I have every right to live how I want. I am not required to do the generic childhood ======>>> marriage and children =======>>> decades of working (for other people)=====> retirement =====>> death pipeline. If I wanna spend my own money smoking weed, drinking, playing vidya , and banging tinder bawds and hookers in my own apartment when I'm not working thats my right. You and everyone else can seethe about it. Being a kid and teenager sucks ass because you have no resources no money no knowledge no experience and no freedom all simultaneously. As soon as I get all of the above you want me to waste it???? Over my dead body.
>gif partially related
>I want to behave as a teenager for the rest of my life, since life is easier that way!
Nothing says you can't do both. You don't always need to be an adult. Just the times when you're needed to be one. The problem only comes up when you refuse or don't know how to be an adult during the times you're needed to be one.
>Teenager
No, they want to be toddlers who sit in comfy pamps uwu and watch preschool shows like Bluey.
All I know about american college students was from A Goofy Movie where Max couldn't wait to get away from his father so he could do whatever he wanted in college. TTL shows toons that don't want to leave the nest to spread their wings.
Tiny Toons Adventures was in a tier of its own. I can't remember a lot of cartoon shows in the 90's that showed on screen smoking.
The antagonists in movie The Chipmunk Adventure smoke. The guy for sure and probably the woman too. It's been a while.
Granted that's 1987... smoking was still sexy.
I still have visions in my head of that vampire puking into the sink.
I think the rules were you were only allowed to if you were explicitly a "bad guy". Cruella DeVil smoked.
The latest 'Spring Break' episode was terrible.
Literally the whole thing revolved around the main characters being anxious at not being able to hang out with their parents. I am not kidding. That's the entire plot with a bunch of awkward, unfunny 'gags'.
>He doesn't want to get drunk then frick his mom during spring break
Feefers
Cute skonk.
>Fifi La Fume
She's quite furry yeah.
It’s time to admit this was better than Animaniacs
Other way around, unless you mean the reboots. TTA fans swear up and down TTA was waaaaaay superior when it was the same shit but more kiddy.