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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >getting drunk off less than a full beer
    none of them got laid in college

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're getting their autistic neurodivergent gfs that match their personalities
      Now the Looniversity versions? None of those losers are ever getting laid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >autistic neurodivergent gfs

        How many kids do you think watched "Carrie" after Babs name dropped the film in that one episode?

        OK, kids. We start with literal wall-to-wall teen titty and pussy, plus a nice fat veganal blood blob, and we end with one of the most terrifying death trap massacres ever put to film. Thanks for the leg up in horror films for the kids, Timm.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It’s funnier to think that Babs and Fifi have seen it already and so can easily recognise what it looks like.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Babs has seen every film she possibly can just so she can just spaz our impersonation references to them her friends don’t even get half the time

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              She's just like me frfr

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Carrie is based and kids should watch it
          They play shit like Fortnite so it isn't any different

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Fortnite

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fortnite has Peter Griffin, and Family Guy has way worse shit than Carrie.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Family Guy is comedy, Carrie is horror. No one under the age of 20 gives a fricking about either.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Finally. The franchise war I’ve been waiting for. Family Guy vs. Carrie.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The swan lake episode would’ve been better if it started like Carrie. Shirley having her period in the changing room and the swans bullying her over it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t forget the time Fifi snuck “full body” grape juice into the cafeteria. Even they get less hammered than the boys.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I just realized something. Fifi and Pepe must have had a platonic student/teacher relationship, devoted to the art of perving on someone to comedic effect. How else could they have ever kept their hands off of one another?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hell yeah.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They both bond over wanting to rape Penelope

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It takes awhile to build up a tolerance, but once you get there you can drink a ton without feeling anything... Anything at all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He plots shows like robberies.
      In and out, one, two, three, no bodies, please.

      Also, these guys were lightweights, all three of them got piss ass drunk off of a single bottle, right?

      Yep. Good sign that you're going to be a lightweight.

      I never understood why guys give a shit about being able to drink a lot. I'd rather get drunk off of less because I'm cheap.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Nicktoons
        That's rare

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Most of the season one rips on WCO are from Nicktoons airings.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not about bragging about drinking a lot, it's about how a sip or two from a single bottle turned them into rundown winos. I had my first beer around the same age and I only finished because me and a couple of friends didn't want to puss out on each other by not finishing our bottles, but we knew damn well it was just gross, and I think the most common experience for kids that engage in drinking for the first time is that it tastes absolutely fricking awful and you wonder why adults do it in the first place.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He plots shows like robberies.
    In and out, one, two, three, no bodies, please.

    Also, these guys were lightweights, all three of them got piss ass drunk off of a single bottle, right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's reefer madness level of propaganda. If they wanted to make an anti-alcohol episode they should have had Bugs get drunk and abuse his students.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bugs isn't a Tiny Toons character. It had to be the Tiny Toons. The episode itself made fun of how they knew it was shock content because Buster, Plucky and Hampton "died" in a car accident at the end of the episode.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Bugs isn't a Tiny Toons character.
          Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten us into.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I just realized where the frick are Buster or Babs' whiskers why don't they have any

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They work like pubes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well how many Bugs Bunny centered episodes do you remember in Tiny Toons Adventures?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Not many, but there was a pretty good one where someone wanted revenge on Bugs Bunny because he won an award for Knighty Knight Bugs, and he was jealous.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think he was the main character of the episode.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Don't move the goal posts.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                "Who Bopped Bugs Bunny?", brought to you by Kennedy "Kickdance all day er day" Studios.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Also, these guys were lightweights
        They are 12-14 year olds

        He plots shows like robberies.
        In and out, one, two, three, no bodies, please.

        Also, these guys were lightweights, all three of them got piss ass drunk off of a single bottle, right?

        >getting drunk off less than a full beer
        none of them got laid in college

        …do you guys seriously not get that the over-the-top shit was the JOKE of the entire fricking episode? The whole goddamn thing was a joke. They even make meta jabs at how Buster is totally out of character so they can make a preachy episode, they’re “driving drunk” despite being little kids who can’t drive anyway, and they wish they could make a funny instead of a preachy episode. It’s aggressively sarcastic.

        Them getting drunk and instantly turning into hobos after a few sips of beer is the whole goddamn joke.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You know what would be an even better joke? Get the girls to do their own version with a bottle of wine. One sip and they act like the biggest wine aunts in Acme Acres. That'd be hilarious. But instead of looking like bums, they all look like washed-out, female caricatures. Babs has a haggard, "Jessica Rabbit" look, Shirley sports a 1920s, flapper-style costume, and Fifi looks like a French, "Moulin Rouge" harlot. Can you imagine how funny their antics would be? Slurring, laughing obnoxiously, and hiccuping with every step? Funniest episode you'd ever see. You know, just for laughs. Ha ha.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This is a big reason cartoons aren’t allowed to be creative anymore. EVERYTHING becomes a fetish! I’ve seen furries with boxing fetishes!

            Our parents were half-right when they said cartoons would rot our brains. They didn’t make us bad at math, but they changed our brain chemistry to make us sexually attracted to the strangest possible shit!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Also, these guys were lightweights
      They are 12-14 year olds

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. Good sign that you're going to be a lightweight.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Retconned in the new series. All over 18.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He came in the door
      And EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What happens if they have two beers?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      well they died at the end of the episode, so they probably wouldn't get nearly that far

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it took a long time for me to not feel guilty about pushing back a few

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone has a limit. It's just that for some people that limit is anything more than zero. Know your limit and accept it.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OK, Buster. We really worked hard to make you the stand out hero character in this cartoon. Go out there and do this episode proud.
    >Buster gets mogged by Plucky yet again.
    Goddamn it!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    even as a kid i knew this was fricking moronic. luckily it was very rarely aired, along with the extremely annoying kennedy cartoons early episodes.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I loved this episode. Never got addicted to drugs, alcohol or drugs after all. However i still remember an extra piece of dialog in the latinamerican dub after Buster says "I hope kids got the message", where Plucky says "Of course they will, after all they're smart"

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This makes me realize how lame Looniversity is despite them being older

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Looniversity
      >Characters are actually collage aged
      >They're even more infantilized than the original Tiny Toons

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Babs distinctly says that she's 14 at one point.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Episode?
          Because in Looniversity they said they graduated high school explicitly

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It was the first episode. The loony begining. Babs got crumpled and said I'm 14 and already have wrinkles.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >The Looney Beginning.
              Ah that's why I was getting confused.
              Yes they are 14 in Adventures. In the new reboot called Looniversity (which has "no relation" with Adventures) they are 18

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Have you met any current college students? They're way immature and infantilized. From my experience:

        Kids in the 90's (when the original Tiny Toons aired):
        >I can't wait to grow up so I can stay uo late, drive around in a car and go everywhere I want, when I want!
        Kids nowadays:
        >I want to behave as a teenager for the rest of my life, since life is easier that way!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kids in the 90s had to wait until school to see their friends and do stuff. That only changed once they got a car. Now they just instant message and face time forever. The days fly by and they rush towards adulthood without a care in the world.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If I support myself I have every right to live how I want. I am not required to do the generic childhood ======>>> marriage and children =======>>> decades of working (for other people)=====> retirement =====>> death pipeline. If I wanna spend my own money smoking weed, drinking, playing vidya , and banging tinder bawds and hookers in my own apartment when I'm not working thats my right. You and everyone else can seethe about it. Being a kid and teenager sucks ass because you have no resources no money no knowledge no experience and no freedom all simultaneously. As soon as I get all of the above you want me to waste it???? Over my dead body.
          >gif partially related

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I want to behave as a teenager for the rest of my life, since life is easier that way!
          Nothing says you can't do both. You don't always need to be an adult. Just the times when you're needed to be one. The problem only comes up when you refuse or don't know how to be an adult during the times you're needed to be one.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Teenager
          No, they want to be toddlers who sit in comfy pamps uwu and watch preschool shows like Bluey.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          All I know about american college students was from A Goofy Movie where Max couldn't wait to get away from his father so he could do whatever he wanted in college. TTL shows toons that don't want to leave the nest to spread their wings.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tiny Toons Adventures was in a tier of its own. I can't remember a lot of cartoon shows in the 90's that showed on screen smoking.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The antagonists in movie The Chipmunk Adventure smoke. The guy for sure and probably the woman too. It's been a while.
          Granted that's 1987... smoking was still sexy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I still have visions in my head of that vampire puking into the sink.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The antagonists in movie The Chipmunk Adventure smoke. The guy for sure and probably the woman too. It's been a while.
          Granted that's 1987... smoking was still sexy.

          I think the rules were you were only allowed to if you were explicitly a "bad guy". Cruella DeVil smoked.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The latest 'Spring Break' episode was terrible.

        Literally the whole thing revolved around the main characters being anxious at not being able to hang out with their parents. I am not kidding. That's the entire plot with a bunch of awkward, unfunny 'gags'.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't want to get drunk then frick his mom during spring break

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Feefers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cute skonk.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Feefers

        >Fifi La Fume

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She's quite furry yeah.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s time to admit this was better than Animaniacs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Other way around, unless you mean the reboots. TTA fans swear up and down TTA was waaaaaay superior when it was the same shit but more kiddy.

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