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Don’t worry, they’re almost definitely going to give her the “Charlize Theron in Monster” treatment and make her look absolutely buck wild fricked.
it is supposed to be post apocalypse
And? Are you stupid or something or did you just not understand a single word of my post
of course
> Charlize Theron in Monster
God I hope so
Are you attracted to bull dykes?
Charlize Theron was made to look like Aileen Wuornos. That's how biopics work.
Well that's what they're gonna do.
> That's how biopics work.
What rock did you crawl out from under?
What does this have to do with his reply?
>actors in biopics are made to look like the subject, that's how biopics work
And? All you did was post one example of a race swap. The point is they dressed the black girl up in the appropriate clothing.
never mind what has it got to do with Charlize Theron playing Aileen Wuornos in Monster? Or to do with Kaitilyn Dever playing Abby in TLOU?
not crusty enough
>cast the girl everyone wanted as Ellie as Abby
>cast Ellie as a hideous goblin
Kaitlyn is too old to play a teenager. Say what you will about Bella but at least she looks like a kid
so are they keeping the goblin as Ellie in part 2? She still looks like a 50 year old middle schooler.
What do expect? europoors are ugly af
they should have cast Hunter, that would have been kino
Abby is cute and Ellie is hideous. What is this? Opposite World?
>I want to frick the teenager
Pedophiles must hang
>teenager
>Pedophiles
I hear dueling banjos every time I see these moronic statements.
>casted
Accurate spelling
Esl moment
I'm team Abby now. She's hot and I don't give a shit about Pedro and goblin girl.
she was too old to play ellie. It's literally that simple
They made The Last of Us show 7 years after its relevance, it's that simple.
and it was extremely popular. So you might be kinda wrong about it
>she was too old
Irrelevant when de-aging technology exists.
can you post one example when it looked good?
Then why did they cast a 38 year old british man with a ponytail?
But TLOU2 Ellie is an adult, is she going to be played by 13yo looking Bella still?
What if Bella made uncouth comments about Israel, would she still play adult Ellie in S2?
she can play part 2 ellie with some characterization
I hope you guys are more well behaved than the Gamers. Laura Bailey got death threats after she voiced Abby
Why? Did they want a trans playing her or something? Also death threats from nerds must be the most hilarious reading
Because morons can't tell the difference between actors and the character they're playing
Abby was not trans
Cinemaphile will send death threats only if she doesn't show her feet
She was cute in Justified
lmao druckmann is going all in on trying to make abby even more sympathetic this time by casting a qt as her and mr potato head as ellie
she was already very sympathetic
not really
and also she looks like she-hulk which turned a lot of people off
lookism is real so be ready for most show fans to become abby stans
What happened to Shannon Berry? i thought she was all set
>they actually casted an attractive biological female
to play attractive biological female
Is Hollywood healing?
right is a coalburner btw
Are you some kind of crazy person?
>right is a coalburner
correct. I rub my dick in coal and she burns it off using friction
Too bad Cailee a cute
angl*ids are so damn ugly
all those girls know the taste of middle ages man wiener btw
Wow, they time traveled?
>POV: you brought adrenochrome and a fresh haitian child pineal gland from home
Cailee is a black wiener sleeve
Her current boyfriend is a white guy.
>Leave Mando to me!
Does she have an older sister? She reminds me of an older actress
she has a younger sister Mady that looks ridiculously similar to her
Oh, i was thinking of Kay Panabaker
She needs to start bulking
jarjar binks forearm looking mf
She's fricking tiny. You can watch her entire puberty on Last Man Standing. She can't get any bigger.
Filming starts next month. Ain't happening. They're going for this
look most likely.
>5'1" Abby
Lol
>goblin Ellie
>Black Maria
>Hispanic Tommy
>loving crusty gay couple
>FIVE FOOT ONE ABBY
God I fricking hate this show
I don't see it at all, but ok
Good for my wife.
i can see it when it comes to face and acting abilities. She looks similar and can act. She definitely needs to hit the gym tho
This was a fricking weird movie
>Ellie is pretty in the game, Abby is plain faced
>Cast an ugly girl as Ellie, a pretty girl as Abby
???
neil cuckmann wanted the players to like abby over ellie in part 2
I can’t believe he was arrogant enough to think killing Joel in the most disrespectful way possible and character assassinating Ellie would go over well.
That sounds the same as the game tbh, Abby was a way better character than Ellie in 2, Ellie was a c**t.
>cast ogre for the role of ellie
>cast ellie for the role of ogre.
She could play Abby or Ellie really
She's very cute
Does she take ___?
>Kaitlyn Dever spotted rehearsing her scenes on the Last of Us set in Vancouver
Nice!
Is that the actress who played the eastern European adopted child on the right?
Left has some hideous feet.
the last of crust
>5'3 90 lbs girl is somehow supposed to kill Joel
Unironically they should've just casted a troony. Would've been more believeable
you really dont have to be strong to frick someone up with a golf club.
however, Abby facepunching deadly zoms to death is going to be difficult to sell
He's played by pedoscal, who's some old manlet twink. Was game joel big? like bigg big? The character model looks like billy crudup, not some metrosexual chilean with pronoun badges.
Those cheekbones look borderline transexual tbh.
did /crust/ get banned?
wtf i love abby now. mexican joel had it coming
Thomasin Mckenzie would make an awesome Dina but they will probably cast that actress who cameo'd in that one scene in season 1
dina is dark skinned sephardic israelite, thomasin is light skinned and not israeli despite playing an ashkenazi in that taika movie
I'm sure they'll recast Dina in season 2, though. In s1 they just needed a cute girl so they hired a random model that was available, dina in s2 needs to actually have chemistry with bella ramsey and act
thomasin can pass as israeli and shit like dark skinned, light skinned doesn't matter. She has a proper energy for the role
>thomasin can pass as israeli and shit like dark skinned, light skinned doesn't matter.
What does "pass as israeli" mean?
well, she played a israeli girl before
That doesn't answer my question.
it literally does
Not him, but you are shitposting. Playing and passing as are not the same thing.
Hook nosed swarthy flat chested Dina should be played by pale white busty blue eyed Thomsin McKenzie?
Since we're reversing fortunes and all, why not?
KEK Drunkmann is such a coward. He couldn't stick to his "principles" and cast an absolute HOSS to play Abby.
>cast an ugly actress to play a pretty girl
>cast a pretty actress to play an ugly girl
Why do they do this?
>make ellie ugly
>make joel weak and incompetent
>make abbie cute
Niel is so fricking desperate for people to see the story his way lmfao
I think they sanitized Joel to make him more palatable to a TV-viewing audience, he's more merciful and not as malignantly cruel as game Joel but he's shown to be ruthlessly competent when pushed
Game 2? Ignored
TV adaptation? Ignored
No thanks, I'm good with the one game. Not changing my mind, either.
When this game released there was actually a shit-ton of arguing going on about whether Joel did the right thing by killing what very well could have been the last brain surgeon on Earth. Then the second game rolls around and everyone's riding the "muh daddy joel" dickriding train. I suspect a lot of these "YOU RUINED THE STORY!!!" gays cried at some point playing nu-God of War.
I guarantee a lot of people who cry about TLOU2 were probably young when they played the first one so the idea that Joel was selfish and hurt a lot of people probably never crossed their mind
It was so funny when I saw so many idiots say "you should have had a choice to kill or spare Abby at the end!!!" when 7 years previously there were a ton of the same arguments that you should have had the same choice to save Ellie or let her die, when giving the player the choice would render both stories thematically inert. It's like gamers are stupid and don't actually understand what is happening in the story and if it doesn't make them feel good about themselves they reject it
It's a stupid claim anyway, it's not an RPG. You don't get to "make choices" in the story, you can choose how to play gameplay wise, but you're playing through a linear story that is how it is, in both games.
It’s a byproduct of video game being an interactive medium, some brainlets confuse player control with player agency.
>whether Joel did the right thing by killing what very well could have been the last brain surgeon on Earth
more like depriving the humanity of a vaccine
looks nothing like the character
>Don't mess with THIS lesbian!
>Want to cook an omelette? Gotts break a few vibrators, Jack!
She isn't a lesbian. Literally one of the most memed scenes in the game is her having sex with her ex boyfriend.
you're all gonna just cry that she's too ugly when she doesn't have 10 pounds of cake up in her face and 10 instagram filters in the tv show
it's funny how the hate towards abby almost entirely dissapeared. You look at the casting announcement or the previous rumours about her or shannon berry and everyone is excited to see it. Chuddism dropped to almost zero. Which only shows how manufactured it was
shut up, stop trying to force your stupid ass narrative. everyone still despises abby
>shut up, stop trying to force your stupid ass narrative
that's a projection
>everyone still despises abby
where are those people? You have an announcement that ammasses a shitton of likes very quickly. Everyone is treating her like a normal character from the game not "the worst, the most hated character ever"
He is trying to force his "stupid ass narrative" despite accusing others of it. He wants to live in 2020 forever, being SUPER MAD at TLOU2 like it's still leak week.
>most people who hated the game and her stopped talking about it/her
Wow
it's cause she looks nothing like the game character which in this case is a good thing
She was ridiculously cute in that ayy lmao movie that I know for sure
i kinda love her bros
an absolute reversal from the game
If she looks like that I'm fine with her clubbing Joel to death. Heck kill Ellie too and start anew
Are they going to show her raiding a pharmacy for test?
I imagine Dever will try to be fit, but obviously, not only is she tiny, she's not going to put on any sort of major muscle mass without like two years of training before filming. So Abby being large and strong is out the window, I'm guessing they're going more with her being a dark mirror of Ellie, and whose roles start to switch places during the story.
Indigo White has had it rough these past few years.
>Last of Us 2 game releases and is hated by chuds who hate abby and love ellie and joel
>game director gets the chance to do a live action
>casts qt ellie as an ugly freak and casts troony brute abby as a qt
seriously wtf did he mean by this???
They picked the freak because she was popular in GoT.
She will be ridiculous in TLOU2 as Rambo-ellie.
SUBVERSIVE
Why do people keep claiming Abby was a troony? She was just muscular. You see her younger and less muscular in a flashback.
She's toxic like a man
They're gay/troony chasers that want her to have a dick.
because real women do not have this build
she's in a post-apocalyptic world where there is less food and protein, no access to steroids or performance enhancement drugs as well as lack of testosterone
>You see her younger and less muscular in a flashback.
and she still looks boyish
>because real women do not have this build
Yet they scanned a female Crossfit bodybuilder for the body.
>she's in a post-apocalyptic world where there is less food and protein, no access to steroids or performance enhancement drugs as well as lack of testosterone
ignoring all this huh
she lives in the seahawks stadium, has access to a full gym, plentiful food, and I wouldn't put it past the WLF to have access to some form of supplements or performance enhancing drugs
do people not realize that The Last of Us 2 takes place 30 years after the world ended? People aren't scrounging for basic necessities anymore, the people who are still alive by and large live in somewhat stable communities.
If any of that were true, which it isn't, not only would the women look more manish, but the men would be bulked up to. It was ONLY abby. And they stated their food resources weren't plentiful.
>If any of that were true, which it isn't,
How exactly is what I said not true? Are you denying she and Manny cut in line and get food before everyone else?
Oh yeah just like how in real life food and protein and gyms and plentiful, and that's why all our population are fit and strong.
No shit. We're living in a time of peace and tranquility for the most part where we don't have to worry about zombie and other humans trying to kill us so there is no need to work out and be fit or not indulge if you want. But in a post-apocalyptic world where it's kill or be killed, you're telling me that if they had plentiful resources including unlimited gym access and performance enhancing drugs like you suggest there wouldn't be a shit ton of people taking them and working out and putting on gains as much as abby specifically other women especially if they're sending those same people, men and women, out to keep gathering resources? That's unbelievable.
The men, the soldiers that is, are all very fit, they're shown working out in a gym. Abby is the way she is because she obsessively lifts to be bigger as part of her driving factors. It isn't just keeping fit for her, it's part of her single minded obsession, and a way of coping. She's shown having access to food, gyms, but more importantly the drive to get larger and stronger. Or do you think the presence of gyms just magically makes a population fitter? Or that everyone who works out regularly is a bodybuilder? Abby's size is not normal, nor is it supposed to be.
No, I'm saying Abby is a troony.
>which it isn't
You wanna substantiate that rather than just throwing it out?
Still waiting bro.
You're implying that they gets more food than others because in that one scene Manny cut the line to get their food first because they were in a rush and they didn't actually get more than was required or more than what the others in line got and Abby was shown to be embarrassed or regretful of him cutting meaning she only takes what everyone else gets and waits her turn? This somehow explains her unnatural gains or their food resources being plentiful?
I'm not implying, I'm stating that it is made clear they get food as they want it, because of their status. The game makes it clear she has access to food, access to comfortable living quarters, access to a gym, and most importantly, an obsessive drive to get stronger, part of her unhealthy drive for revenge and ignoring of damage it's doing to herself and to others. In the world the game operates in, her being strong is not implausible.
So everyone else was just fine with Abby bulking up all day instead of putting in the work hours? Or are you suggesting that her bulking up in the same amount of hours in the gym as everyone else because of "le revenge" is supposed to be a reasonable explanation - but the army not smashing one random house out of thousands to bits is egregious and just the incel trolls being selective.
>but the army not smashing one random house out of thousands to bits i
What? Where was that said? Are you claiming random American houses and apartments after 30 years of being derelict are going to be standing exactly as they were in 2013 but with some dust on everything? Or did you just skim
, see "house" and "army" said and you just made up a fictional reply from that? Explain how you managed to believe I said the WLF would destroy a random house.
don't forget the dumbbells by her bed, implying she just lifts even while relaxing in her room, not just at the gym
>post apoc enviroment
>everyone else is sturggling their ass off
>literally killing people for ration cards
>This mary varbie has her own perfect sterile gym, and apparently her own WalMart where she lives
>leaves all of it to go find a dude she doesn't know what he looks like or where he might be or even if she'll ever find him
Abby should have died starving on that pole for her stupidity.
>This mary varbie has her own perfect sterile gym,
>her own
>the screenshot clearly has people working out in it
Why are you so dishonest?
Because he's a shitposter, anon.
I swear Naughty Dog should have just put one of those cheesey training montages in the game because they tried so hard to show people that it was possible for her to be that big and people still couldn't get it
How does she lack food and protein? She lives in a very developed community. I saw this "it's the post apocalypse!!!" repeated for that terrible gay sex meme too and it's stupid, as if everyone is living in caves with flint spears.
I mean, there are elements of that community FAR more implausible than "girl who lifts weights for five years gets muscular" but I never hear a word about those.
>female Crossfit bodybuilder
So not a real woman.
>is less food and protein
b***h she lives in a comfortable community with full access to food and gyms, why do you idiots keep acting like she's in the wilderness?
They don't have unlimited food there dumbass. They're also eating limited rations, and she's sent out on missions where she's not posted up in that facility 24/7.
Food supplies are plentiful enough that Isaac considered the loss of the hatchery to not be that big of a deal and not worth immediately retaking
the WLF operation is massive, they can comfortably sustain a population of around 10,000. Why is it so inconceivable to you that a sustainable community can exist where they're not desperate for food?
Ok...and as one of their top soldiers, she gets more than an average Joe, as we see in the game when her and her squad member just cut in line at the food counter and get it immediately. So I don't think she is starving somehow.
>she looks manly therefore she is a man
Literally troony logic. You just wish she had a dick for yoyr fantasies, gaywad.
she looks manly because she's actually a man pretending to be a woman. that's the logic you dumb moron troony
tlou2 hate was an astroturfed campaign by rightoid influencers who just wanted to project every single right-wing grievance onto a video game based on contextless leaks so they could get easy clicks
epic strong hero dad getting murdered by a troony ties into every emasculation fantasy right wingers have so they ran with it even if it wasn't actually true
It was also conflating "there is a troony character" with "there is a muscular woman". As if the developer is going to have a troony woman and make the character as large and beefy as possible. The troony character is Lev, not Abby.
TLOU2 isn't as good as it thinks it is, but nor is it as bad as those meme makers decided it had to be.
Neil Druckmann has gone on record saying that Abby isn't Trans. Well the game itself suggests otherwise.
Firstly, we have her design. We have a post on this sub talking about how it is near impossible for a woman to gain muscle like that, much less in a post apocalyptic world. Also, Abby just has a very mannish looking face. The only thing on her body that looks feminine is her hair.
Secondly, this is a tiny bit of evidence, but Abby was far to young to have had a sex change operation by the time her father died, and because of the world they live in, I'm sure she hasn't run into many doctors skilled enough to preform that procedure. Why do I bring this up? Because during the sex scene with Owen, it is very obvious that they are having Anal sex? Why else would they make a point to animate it this way?
Third, we have the story itself. Abby meets Lev, a character who is confirmed Trans, and late into the game, Abby calls Lev "Her People."
So the character who looks like a man, happens to run into a trans character, and says something that gives off the vibe that Abby is trans as well, is actually not trans, and it's all a coincidence. I refuse to believe that. I think it's insane that Neil Druckmann claims to be this progressive guy, when he makes a character so clearly trans and then backpedals after the game comes out
I'm assuming this is some sort of moronic copypasta from Cinemaphile
Women with visibly big muscles are on substances which make them FTM trannies
Cinemaphile confirmed to suddenly side with Abby
Jewmann will force her to transition for the role.
Admitting you have any emotional stake or investment at all in the last of us is proof you are nothing more than a brainlet normie. Absolute trash and no not because of 'Wokism xD'.
then why are you here?
shut up brainlet normie absolute trash
Very early concepts of Abby didn't have her as particularly big or muscular. Obviously it became more pivotal in the game over development, since Ellie can't fight her directly until the end of the game when Abby has been starved and beaten for months and lost all her strength.
>Very early concepts of Abby didn't have her as particularly big or muscular
She wasn't even muscular in the first trailer.
But that is muscular. To the point I recall reaction to the trailer pointing out how ripped that then unknown woman was.
yeah i can see Dever in that very early concept art
>is significantly sexier than TV Ellie.
This is going to be confusing as frick
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NANOMACHINES SON
So they will cast Jeffrey Wright as Isaac surely? He already voiced him in the game and he's about the age Isaac seems to be.
They only want people to like Abby.
>Abbys post apocalyptic community has ample food and water, enough to fuel recreational lifting and bodybuilding
>when in reality food scarcity as recently as world war 2 kept the population multiple inches shorter than they are now
What was even the point of a live action if they just recreated the same story as in the game but made it lame and gay? I bet won't have the guts to show a pregnant woman being killed.
I love how Abby's being muscular is consistently the only thing in TLOU that ever gets minutely analyzed for precise adherence to realism. None of the more obvious glaring breaks from reality to make the game happen are even noticed, but woman lifts weights for years and gets muscular, you MUST show her diet and workout plan signed by a qualified personal trainer.
it's most likely because it's the most unnatural and not normal thing in comparison to the others
No, it really isn't.
what are the other "obvious glaring breaks from reality" that are more unnatural and not normal then?
how about "how the frick do victims of cordyceps stay alive for decades and where does the energy and mass for their mutations come from"? you know the actual driving cause of the apocalypse
or "why are the buildings more like they've been abandoned for five years, not 25-30?"
or "how are the WLF raising cattle and other animals on that tiny amount of land in the stadium that wouldn't feed one cow for a couple of weeks"
or "how does wrapping a little bandage on your arm heal your wounds from gunshots and slashes"?
You're a literal autist trying to compare ludonarrative dissonance to a character model you have to stare at for half the game looking freakish, unnatural, and breaking suspension of disbelief with just how mannish her figure is.
>DURRRR WHY DO THEY TALK ABOUT NEW VEGAS AS BIG CITY WHEN IT'S ONLY 3 LOADING SCREENS BIG?"
Fricking mongoloid, but don't believe me, you seem to have everything figured out in your delusional self-centered worldview outlined in
Uh oh, he's broken out LUDONARRATIVE, it's getting dangerous now.
>knows he has no response so tries to get into a metaargument
Why don't you just admit to the thread that you're autistic and have a muscular woman fetish. I'm pre-emptively accepting your concession.
meta argument like you spewing random terms you've heard used on reddit?
And in another greatest hit of your solipsistic autism, because you first heard the term "ludonarrative" from reddit or some youtuber, then everyone must have, because the world doesn't exist outside of what you perceive.
>no argument
>honing in on a big boy word
>buzzword like reddit
OH NO you got him!
Reddit is a "buzzword," when the last post literally mentioned it? Put down the bong moron.
Says the guy who resorts to identical talking points he copypasted from Cinemaphile threads from 2020
>even more solipsistic projection, this time showing everyone just how long he's been arguing about this shit on the internet
There's a real disconnect in your posts. Sometimes you want detail, sometimes that's "le autism", sometimes you want to make up an opponent, sometimes you want to claim others are doing that.
LMFAO now sherlock's analyzing the posts to try and salvage some kind of W out of the massive L.
Suddenly you don't want detail again. Next post will be another switch.
No please, continue with the psychoanalyzation. You're sure convincing everyone in the thread you're not a smelly internet addict, it's everyone else who is.
You seem like a manchild angry that his viddy game protagonist was killed by a woman so he's pretending to be Cinemaphile and suddenly be dedicated to detailed realism but only in this single instance, everything else is just meh, it's a game, let it go.
Imagine this archetype you just described taking up so much space in your head rent-free that you just spill your delusional fanfiction unprompted and reveal to everyone how much of a sperg you are
You know what actually breaks suspension of disbelief for me? It's when you go into a house in a city that is occupied by an army, and it is not only totally untouched, but it looks like it's been abandoned for maybe 3 or 4 years, and stuff is dusty. Yet it's actually been 30 years, somehow the house hasn't half fallen in, and no one in all that time has scavenged it for parts or supplies. That actually impacts the setting the game is selling to me. Person with drive to become muscular with full access to food and gyms becoming muscular after five years, not so much.
And again, this is something that nobody without autism considered for even a second. You are ironically doing the exact thing that you're arguing about, but it's even worse because you're nitpicking setpieces in the game for fifteen minutes instead of the main character, while simultaneously being selective in your nitpicking by simply accepting the premise of the post-apocalypse survivor's sleek modern gynmasium and the fact that nobody but abby has bulked up.
>if you point out anything that makes no sense that's AUTISM, but mine is LUDONARRATIVE DISSONANCE! Nothing to do with me being mad at the game!
The funniest part is the things I listed? They don't actually bother me when playing the game, because while it could have been addressed, it is only a game and gameplay has to happen, so there are acceptable breaks from reality. But you are laughably obsessed with Abby's workout routine, in a level of scrutiny you openly acknowledge you don't give any other aspect of the game, and even claim it's bad if you were to notice anything illogical or unrealistic anywhere else in the game. But in this, you suddenly demand absolute realism and substantiation.
>youre obsessed! youre mad!
If you're just going to argue with the chud caricature in your head instead of engaging with the words that I'm typing then I don't see what point there is in replying to you.
>no reply to anything, just meaningless deflection
No surprise.
Oh look, the metaargument! Thanks for the concession.
Abby being a troony roided out freak is more unnatural than a random house in an apocalypse being untouched or still standing, yes.
Yeah, I still think Abby being shredded is more unnatural and not normal thing in comparison to any of those questions
Uh huh, and what are these others? Since you claim to know what I'm talking about, compare them to Abby lifting weights and gaining muscular and how that is supposedly egregious in comparison.
I don't which is why I asked. see here
And yet you declared
>it's the most unnatural and not normal thing in comparison to the others
Yeah, I stand by that assertion. It is the most unnatural and the reason it's talked about the most still to this day. But you claimed there were other "obvious glaring breaks from reality". But now you don't want to bring any of them up because I guess there are none.
>>Yeah, I stand by that assertion. It is the most unnatural and the reason it's talked about the most still to this day.
No, it's because people were mad that Joel died in TLOU2, and want to pick supposed holes, and are thus not honest when speaking about the game. Exactly what I was pointing out
. That they are putting this under a microscope they would never aim anywhere else.
I agree with that to a degree about Joel, but that has more to do with how they didn't make the story linear as well as making Abby is a terribly written character that isn't relatable on top of being a disgusting looking troony freak
>muh relatability
Likability and/or relatability for characters are important to a story, yeah
No it isn't. Do you only know one kind of story or something?
Are you going to say the zombies? Are you going to say the logistics of survival? have a nice day.
>how dare you point out much bigger breaks from reality than a woman lifting weights and getting bigger!?
>Giant logic gaps? How dare you. What about her NON FIFTY FOOT FINGERNAILS? WHAT, THEY HAVE NAIL CLIPPERS IN THE APOCALYPSE NOW?
>logic gaps
homosexual. Keep shadowboxing, homosexual.
>I don't know anything but I'm going to assert this anyway
The moronic part is an organization in the post apocalypse allocating 5k calories worth of food for some b***h wanting to get into bodybuilding just so she can get captured and raped to death or eaten the minute she's out in the wild. Women wouldn't be let out of any secure location, ever. They are a resource, they become hostages, not prisoners, when captured, they can't carry the wounded, they get injured more easily, they bleed 20% of the time attracting zombies or whatever it is, the show barely had any. And the laughable part is them making her look like a roidtroony bodywise, but she doesn't have a manface from all the HGH and other drugs the scan source model had. It's like a mythological beast, and only so that the character is never sexy, like an actual woman working out without gear would be.
This is more ranting and raving about one single thing while never giving an ounce of the same scrutiny to anything else in the game. Have some self-awareness.
>MUH CALORIES
While the stadium has like five cows in 20 square foot of grass. Where's your paragraph about that?
>they actually casted an attractive biological female
you misspelled israeli
Jewesses are attractive, how do you think they keep surviving all the shoahs. At least one simp saves one every time.
>Cast an ugly actress as Ellie
>Cast a hot actress as Abby
Why are they trying to say?
are they going to be in trouble for not casting a trans actress?
already seen troons & other wokies stirring about how the casting doesn't meet body diversity standards and appeals to the male gaze, hope the loons don't chase another qt off social media
Imagine what could have been
Imagine how crusty her hole would be after weeks of roughing it in the post-apocalyptic wilderness.
ladies don't poop or fard, maybe the fat ones do but proper ladies never fart or shidd
>cheap cosplay
Oh, what could've been!
She looks absolutely nothing like Ellie. At least the other cosplayer posted looks similar
>Filter and cakes in make-up
Yeah real attractive.
Abby being that muscular, in fact, almost any woman being that muscular in a game is complete verisimilitude busting nonsense.
You cannot get that big as a woman without heaps of testosterone, steroids, complete dedication to working out to the neglect of all other physical activities and an incredibly high protein diet.
It was a character model choice by Druckman and the writers to make Abby this way, clearly informed by progressive politics and their current obsession with playing with gender expectations, and anything else is autistic copery.
>You cannot get that big as a woman without heaps of testosterone, steroids, complete dedication to working out to the neglect of all other physical activities and an incredibly high protein diet.
The model for the character looks like she guzzles tren by the bucketload.
a fictional video game character being designed to be unrealistically muscular isn't an attack on your masculinity, take a breath.
what about Maria Andrejczyk who uses zero steroids or testosterone?
>repeats his sudden demand for TOTAL REALISM but only in this one single instance and every other aspect of the game is no problem, it's only a game, meh.
>local schizo can't stand the idea that two people come to the same conclusion
This show is going to go off a cliff during/after season 2. TV audiences are about the only audience with better taste than the atrocious video game audiences.
Thought that said castrated not casted
Will Dina be more accurate to real life this time?
Incidentally the model for Dina is not israeli so they went out of their way to find a model with a really big curved nose.
i watch the model on youtube a lo. She's funny and cute
Dina is actually already in the show
I don't know if this was ever confirmed to be Dina but the actress is Paolina van Kleef.
>casted
Oh look, the ESL "maded" a mistake. lmfao
casted
catched
sneak
I forget who's the father of their baby? That random ass jap dude who dies in a way so unmemorable i've already forgotten? Did Dina just get into the mating press pose and let him go to town a few dozen times?
Jesse yeah
is this supposed to even out the crust? because it doesn’t.
tbf that's perfect casting.
Half the audience is gonna be gone when the troony kills Pedro with a golf club since he was carrying the entire show
Lev doesn't kill Joel.
This show is gonna bomb so hard when people realised they killed their main character in service of a teen drama riddled with narcissistic moralising, if they stick it out that is, the reaction has a chance of being even worse than Glens death in The Walking Dead. I really can't wait, I haven't been this excited for a show in a decent while.
you sound like you're trying to convince yourself
Nope, just played the games.
>an attractive biological female
who cares dude is she of age goth non related and consenting? as well as alive and human?
Surprised they didn't go with Katy O'Brian
Can she act?
Act?
Yes, act. The thing actors are required to do. Kaitlyn Dever can. Can this person?
She's co-leading a movie with Kristen Stewart and Ed Harris so I'd say so
Is she co-leading because she can act or is she co-leading because the movie requires a big woman and she's one of the few who are also in the acting business?
They will make her a lesbian. The goal of Hollywood is the same goal as Obiden and the Media. Turn everyone into a circus freak so the elite ruling class stay in power forever. Maoist cultural revolution.