They owed him sex.

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>oh no a cartoon character got dumped I hate women now
Imagine being this weakminded. Depression is no excuse for being this pathetic.

Where to even begin?

The worst part about this is the fact that it's not even a copypasta.

Go on and laugh, youre only just proving my point. Shit like this show and the downward spiral to sought to go on absolutely made me a much more bitter and hateful person and im sure im not the only one who felt this way

Can't tell if expert troll or if needs to touch grass

History will vindicate me and my opinions stated here, unfortunately

Artist?

Garabatoz

Can't tell if expert troll or if needs to touch grass

He didn’t like her that way. He liked PB.

I beg to differ.

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Ambition is for women, men should learn to be content with their lot in life.

>making him alone forever
He is perfectly content with his life. He didn't need no whiny wenches to frick up his shit. The only negatively affected ones are homosexuals like you.

Don't put pussy on a pedestal. Finn has a true bro. He needs no one else but Jake. PB and Marceline's relationship is superficial and will end in domestic violence like 43% of all lesbian relationships.

These guys can understand it, but morons like

>Finn doesn't and didn't need a romantic ending to be happy
Yes he absolutely does, frick you dykes wanting to make men alone and miserable even in fiction.

will die sad and alone in pursuit of a life that is both unnecessary and rather unrealistic. If you cannot learn to love yourself and your own company, then unironically missed the point of Finn's story. Grow up, you stupid homosexual, before you end up even more miserable.

>Finn doesn't and didn't need a romantic ending to be happy
Yes he absolutely does, frick you dykes wanting to make men alone and miserable even in fiction.

Yet every time that lesson tries to get taught, women throw an absolute conniption.

Exactly, my lifes hell already you people ruining my escapism is why i want to run over people in my car now whenever the slightest thing ticks me off

dude if you're that miserable, no amount of pussy is going to help with it.

>everyone just stops talking to me after a while
No surprise there. You’re completely insufferable.

Then try again, attempt to assess what you've been doing wrong and keep working at it, long lasting friendships are rare even for well adjusted people but when you find one you can hold on to it forever.

I have some online friends but as ive state here they dont talk to me that much

And i have a cat

Yeah well you don't have that so try the friends thing again. If you're still a virgin I'd recommend hiring a prostitute, it helps chill a motherfricker out when interacting with people

Trust me i am not above fricking a hooker its just my dad is terminally around me all the time so i dont know how too

Anon it's the truth, and to be clear you don't need to be actually happy you just need to be able to mask your sadness. This is a genuine thing you need to do to pick up people

Its not true, again as much as i want a GF id be content even with friends that are more sociable is all

Then try again, attempt to assess what you've been doing wrong and keep working at it, long lasting friendships are rare even for well adjusted people but when you find one you can hold on to it forever.

Im trying anon believe me

It's entirely cause of Steven Universe, which is moronic cause he got the girl in the end.

Steven shouldve stayed in beach city and fricked gems in the end. Frick leaving literal paradise to "find yourself" amongst seething masses of human vermin since people are jerks

You don't need to be happy by yourself anon, but you need to be happy in a way that isn't 100% reliant on other people.
>But muh isolation
That's an extreme fricking case, we're talking not seeing someone in two weeks doesn't make you want to have a nice day

I hate myself so why the frick would i ever be content with being with only myself

yes

Are you okay?

No, im very alone and im getting more angry and sad. Also my cats dying

I'll say this, I found a group on discord of a few old friends I never really talked to in high school, plus some strangers, and we stream a movie night every Friday night. It's actually become this thing I really look forward to. Idk just getting to be over some dumb movie once a week has really helped in terms of social isolation. Also maybe pick up a hobby. D&D is getting more and more popular.

Finn and PB was shown to work when the age gap and responsibilities to the kingdom were removed. PB was shown as liking and caring about Finn. Saying it's all self inserters making things up is cope. The incompetent writers just sloppily ruined that relationship like they did with all Finns other relationships.

Bo, i refuse, i hate being alone and anyone who thinks i should just accept my misery makes me want to shove a fricking pipe into your goddamn throat. Even if i had some platonic fricking friends thatd talk to me regularly id be happier then the objective isolation i face

>it just means that you have to learn to live with yourself without relying on everyone around you to be happy or content.
Thats objectively wrong and fricking moronic. And even if i have a few online "friends" again they barely talk to me anymore. I wish i had a more deeper relationship with someone, both romantic and platonic

Also
>First learn to be happy by yourself and THEN you'll actually be ready for a relationship.
Only c**ts who hate men and want to ward them off say shit like this. Its like when chris started using the word boyfriend free girl because all girls would turn him down with "i have a boyfriend" only this time its a legit issue with the "find yourself" horse shit cop out.

>just don't let it rule your life and lead you into making shit decisions. Finn could understand that and he isn't even real.
That's not the issue though, the issue is completely denying Finn a solid partner after all the relationships the writers themselves ruined and after showing off other characters who had it. The issue is you people keep pretending romance is not important and you're finncels for focusing on it when that's just blatantly moronic.

You don't need to be happy by yourself anon, but you need to be happy in a way that isn't 100% reliant on other people.
>But muh isolation
That's an extreme fricking case, we're talking not seeing someone in two weeks doesn't make you want to have a nice day

Genuinely what kind of help is gaslighting and downplaying the importance of romance?

>Let me tell you something; If your relationship can ONLY work when you're both mentally immature, and can ONLY function under specific scenarios and weaker restraints, it's not a good fricking relationship
Except you can easily mature both mentally and physically and Finn wasn't actually that far away from PB. Responsibilites like simply having a job get in the way of relationships all the time but people can and do still work through it if they're determined. These aren't the huge impossible obstacles you're making them out to be and it doesn't make the relationship crappy. The responsibility to her kingdom was stressed as the biggest problem during the time too but PB gets back together with Marceline anyway. So much for the writers knowing best.

Nothing you said matters to what my reply was, I just want you to know I don’t consider you to be worthwhile to actually indulge about ideas with because you’re too focused on the rumination of an ideological battlefield that must be won. To think a vulnerable, sincere conversation can occur with someone viewing the world in the preprogrammed, obtuse way they have been told to think is shortsighted, and so I will save our time be merely letting you win, even if there could have been an affable and meaningful conversation if enough time was put in to get past the tense colors of us versus them. Not something I find interesting enough to continue. Have a good night.

You type like a homosexual who can't get any dick

They hated him for he spoke the truth

You did good anon. Telling people what they needed to hear instead of what they wanted like that other guy.

But im not, i fricking hate my life

Don't put pussy on a pedestal. Finn has a true bro. He needs no one else but Jake. PB and Marceline's relationship is superficial and will end in domestic violence like 43% of all lesbian relationships.

>making him alone forever
He is perfectly content with his life. He didn't need no whiny wenches to frick up his shit. The only negatively affected ones are homosexuals like you.

Thats what i fricking hate. Maybe you could say im projecting too much into finn but he should not be happy being alone in his shit life of his

I'd say she was like a mother figure. Not exactly, obviously, but she was an older, nurturing authority figure to Finn. It's not that big a stretch. The dynamic between PB, Jake and Finn sometimes felt like two parents disagreeing on how to raise their child.

The young pb stuff is an aberration, not their typical dynamic, but yes, that's why I said 'not exactly.' Jake is not just his older brother, but his guardian for the better chunk of the show. Characters can fill or partially fill multiple different roles, just like people do in real life.

It doesn't restrict anything. Katara was like a mother figure to Aang in a lot of ways. Obviously neither character sees each other as literally their mum or son. Same thing here. All I'm saying is that PB acted *like* a mother figure towards Finn in a lot of instances.
Too Young was also very situational. I never saw it as if young PB's feelings were how regular PB truly felt or something. It's basically a fantasy "what-if" story.

I agree they shouldn't have gotten together, but not because PB was like a mother figure per se. It's the age-gap, and PB being an authority figure over a young Finn that makes it weird as frick.

Nooooo now japanese girls won't grow up to have giant boobs you sick frick.

>If you ban violent video games more shootings will happen
Actually the opposite will happen because kids won't grow up with the idea of using violence as a means to solve things

I think this has more truth than people want to admit. Of course little kids growing up with adventure time are going to self insert on finn. Of course seeing him get jerked around and then utterly fail with no recourse is going to frick with impressionable young people, especially when the implication was eventual success through personal growth.

His words not mine

>If you show a straight man getting cucked, kids will grow up to be cucks
>bb-b-uut playing Call of Duty won't turn little Timmy into a school shooter even though it's a violent game!
It's one or the other

>He is actually shocked and offended by the concept that the media people consume shapes them
What are you, 10?

>le heckin' GTA will turn your son into a thug
What are you, a """"""""""""""""""""""""woman"""""""""""""""""""?

>no you don't get it it's Doom's fault why those kids shoot up their school!
If you believe this then you're siding with Anita who believed men are misogynist because of videogames heavily sexualizing women

I'm sorry your mom grounded you from your xbox but there's no need to take it out on the good people here with your sad strawmen.

No it is not one or the other you sociopathic b***h, people need escapism and edgy media but if you turn some media into being antagonistic to its audience it will cause as much violence as if you tried to take away that media outright. I mean taking away shit like slave leia/twilek slave girls from star wars media and other puritanical SJW moves like that already made people alot more hateful and violence. Frick women wanting to turn the world into some pasteurized sexless inoffensive hellhole

I never said that, dont twist my words like that i will bust your fricking jaw in you weak roastie c**t

I never said that you shit eating b***h, have a nice day. Im saying why cant you lying two faced c**ts stop bathing in and coopting/ruining mens media, okay?

Also, says the weak hole

This is just sad at this point, is this what mediocre silly cartoons made for children do to people? Make them autistic morons?

>White men win in every single other aspect of existence
jews, blacks and asians would like a word, the only thing white males win is tying a noose around their necks

You didn't watch the show to the end, its okay. I just don't understand why you have to talk about it so much. Finn was basically on a saints path in the last 3>? seasons and it was made clear many many times how he'd matured. You don't gotta like the way his life went but there was no hatefulness in any of his final arcs. They even tried to pair him up with Huntress Wizard

>I stopped caring and following 8 years ago, but I'll talk about the character as if I know everything so I can cry about women not fricking me
Like clockwork

>I dropped the show not even halfway in
>but that won't stop me from pissing my diaper in anger about it
AT is not even good lmao imagine being so invested in a show so mid

I wasn't, I was just laughing at your autistic self-inserting ass, which reminds me:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA homosexual!

Because the writers were mostly dykes or nu male gender traitors so its very obvious to see the motivation behind making finn alone and miserable

There weren't even that many episodes dedicated to Finn's love life, you guys have a distorted view on this show.

It was focused on alot more then you want to pretend it didnt

>>I didn't watch the show and see very clearly that their was no spite/hateful motivation during these arcs
Thats objectively a lie

I was responding to the second part about "no real good reason for Finn to end up alone". When it comes to HW he could have dated her a for a while after she show ended for all we know. Personally I doubt Finn died in his 90s and never once had a long lasting relationship.

I mean it isn't so blank, they never explicitly have a falling out and even in the final season HW shows up around Finn all the time. Hell the last episode we have that focuses even a little on her is one where she ends up kissing Finn. Anyway I don't think just not outright giving him a relationship by the end is where the subversion was, it was the moments where he chose to do something different to how he would have done it in the past and acknowledged that. And like I said it's fair to say it feels pretentious, lazy, or inferior to his original character, but spiteful? hateful? I just don't buy that. I don't remember a single episode where it felt like the writers hated Finn outside of maybe Frost & Fire.

>Red throne, breezy
Okay, what about Hall of Egress, Islands, Flute Spell, The Music Hole, the entire arc with Fern. You can nitpick 3 episodes or so but I could give you dozens where Finn is shown in a good light.

It's pretty blank because even with that kiss she or anyone else doesn't show up or get even a millisecond of mention in the actual final moments of the series while the writers make sure to let you know Marceline and Bubblegum are living happily ever after together. There's an obvious contrast which contradicts this message people keep saying was there, that romance doesn't matter and you only need you. Finn is just shown as the weird uncle traveling with his niece and obsessing over his brother who got himself a wife and family before passing.

She played a part in the war too, she never would have been a character that closely adjacent to the main guys if it weren't for her relationship with Finn. It's pretty safe to assume they were at least friends with benefits, and even if it's "blank" it doesn't matter for shit. Finn was obsessed with his romances. That's why in a subverted world it makes sense for him to learn he doesn't need anyone except himself, it doesn't mean every character has to adhere to that same life philosophy. And to be fair, they'd been building up the Bubbline stuff for a while at that point. It was obviously fanservice but still.

So? Every episode that featured Fern had Finn as his de facto brother/mentor. Finn was the guy Fern envied for having everything figured out.

>That's why in a subverted world it makes sense for him to learn he doesn't need anyone except himself
No it doesnt, its a shit moral and a shit ending, have a nice day

Also bubbiline was always a shit dyke ship no matter how long hints were sprinkled for it. The writers clearly hated finn and youre willfully ignorant to imply otherwise

moron, "it makes sense" doesn't mean it's something you have to like, it just logically follows. Really channel that brain and muster up a couple more IQ points before responding to me stupidass. I can already tell you've got a gun halfway up your mouth friendless frick.

>and even if it's "blank" it doesn't matter for shit. Finn was obsessed with his romances. That's why in a subverted world it makes sense for him to learn he doesn't need anyone except himself, it doesn't mean every character has to adhere to that same life philosophy
It does still matter and there's still no actual consistent reason for him to give up on romance when it mattered to him like it does most people. Depriving the main character of a good lasting romance while giving it to the gay side characters is moronic and does not improve the fricking character. The philosophy is stupid and doesn't actually match the character.

Well the reason would be that in hindsight, his love craziness has only hurt him consistently. It makes sense that he'd focus on himself rather than jump into relationship after relationship when in the past it's only caused problems, or he wasn't mature enough to figure things out. It's not even like he really wanted a "relationship", there were just a couple of people that he became very attached to romantically, he basically had consecutive oneitis'. Also this thinking of Finn's lovelife being substituted for Marceline and PBs is moronic imo.

Blow your own brains out and you'll never have to deal with homosexuals like me again you dumb c**t. It's a win win

>Well the reason would be that in hindsight, his love craziness has only hurt him consistently
This fricking happens to everyone even when their romances aren't ruined on purpose by God themselves. The immortal lesbians would have experienced even more failure in romance than the average person but even they kept trying. There's no real justifying making Finn give up based on arbitrarily bad experiences in romance. It's not only a bad look for them to keep Finn alone like that but it also makes no actual sense.

>But he didn't give up
It's heavily implied he did because the best he got was another kiss and nothing was shown of Finn actually going steady with HW or anyone else because she or anyone else isn't shown or mentioned even briefly in his actual final moments of life. It's as likely he finally got a stable relationship as it is he went on adventures with Rick and Morty because it's all left to fan imagination. They couldn't even be bothered to spare a few seconds of Finn and anybody together long term and there's no good reason for it. The show is literally named after him and this is the best he got.

Finn and Huntress Wizard at most kiss and there's a whole episode dedicated to Finn kissing different princesses. Obviously anything can happen in a long life but that's the problem and you're supposed to show it when it's such a relevant thing. There's no reason for him to stay alone but that's what's implied because no one is actually there at the end not even HW who was supposedly end game and the one that will work this time. It would have taken very little effort to show her and Finn officially together in the show and in distant lands if they actually got together.

>That's why in a subverted world it makes sense for him to learn he doesn't need anyone except himself
No it doesnt, its a shit moral and a shit ending, have a nice day

Also bubbiline was always a shit dyke ship no matter how long hints were sprinkled for it. The writers clearly hated finn and youre willfully ignorant to imply otherwise

I'll just plug that the hall of egress is the wankies, most self felating episode of the entire show. It's emblematic of how far the writers went up their own asses, and they should be embarrassed to have made it

>and even if it's "blank" it doesn't matter for shit. Finn was obsessed with his romances. That's why in a subverted world it makes sense for him to learn he doesn't need anyone except himself, it doesn't mean every character has to adhere to that same life philosophy
It does still matter and there's still no actual consistent reason for him to give up on romance when it mattered to him like it does most people. Depriving the main character of a good lasting romance while giving it to the gay side characters is moronic and does not improve the fricking character. The philosophy is stupid and doesn't actually match the character.

If maturity means not getting a gf then what did the writers mean by Bubbline? Are they saying that won’t work out long term because that relationship is shallow and immature?

Which went nowhere. Finn didn’t really get the life he originally wanted, he just made do with what he was given. He reluctantly accepted celibacy and threw himself into his adventures to keep his mind off Jake’s death. Whether that’s a good thing or not is up to the audience to decide.

There weren't even that many episodes dedicated to Finn's love life, you guys have a distorted view on this show.

>I stopped caring and following 8 years ago, but I'll talk about the character as if I know everything so I can cry about women not fricking me
Like clockwork

Not even his relationship with Huntress Wizard works out and those are the final seasons. There's no real good reason for Finn to end up alone when the other main characters got themselves a stable love interest and family unless the writing team or whoever was in charge had something against him.

NTA, that dude may be mindbroken but that doesn't connect to his point at all.

Why do you want finn to be alone

>muh subvert expectations
>you need to completely reject romance to mature
> this is like so deep
Pretentious writing if that's the actual reason or otherwise a moronic excuse for said writing. I've seen someone on here unironically say Finn doesn't need romance because he only ever cared about Jake anyway which was wrong weird and stupid. These excuses suck wiener.

Why do you hate men?

There’s no argument for why Finn doesn’t need romance, but there is an argument for why Finn doesn’t want romance. His experiences with PB and FP probably left him believing that he’ll ruin any relationship he takes on. Avoiding heartbreak is probably a factor in Finn embracing loneliness.

>noooooo I NEED another piece of media where the white guy wins or else I'll commit a mass shooting!
interesting

Then making cucks media doesn't turn people into cucks.

>into being antagonistic with its audience
Perhaps the writers weren't making a political statement and were just simply trying to subvert expectations, another more likely thing you COULD criticise, but I understand that it doesn't fit into your robotic "woman bad" brain loop

>So media has an effect on people?
Yes. Somehow this is a revelation to the people of this thread.

If Sugar was responsible for the PB and Marceline pairing becoming canon and becoming more of a focus then I can understand the hate. She got enough lesbian representation in her own show.

In certain cases you can never know what opportunities are coming your way but she must have had connections. Even then she didn't have to add that to the show when she could just write fanfiction about the pairing or something if it mattered that much to her. Back in the day I remember briefly being interested in bubbline stories. I just didn't like how it turned out in the show.

Flame princess sucked when she became a c**t after frost and fire

They should have just invented a sexy femboy prince and made Finn bi.

Unironically wouldve been a based end

She was always rebound girl but the way they broke her up with Finn was just stupid.

PB wasn't ever going to work out because the writers sucked. She went from showing obvious interest in Finn to nothing at all which didn't make any sense because she kept her memories. Finn hooks up with FP within the same period of time he's still crying over BPD PB which does make her a rebound.
>a plant witch too accustomed to Big Plant wiener to commit to him.
Now this is just slander

No, that's best girl who arguably doesn't exist.

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FinnxPB gays are fricking delusional

>b-but she was good before f&f
>y-you must be a fubblegumgay
kys flamefrickers, she was the start of the forced relationSHIT melodrama that women like Sugar love and fricked the series long term as result.
frick, didn't a lot of people dropped the series after her introduction?

it's not really hard to hate her

this, newbies are so fricking moronic is sad

FinnxPB gays are fricking delusional

The most I've said as an actual fubblegumgay was fp was a rebound which she clearly was but fans of flame princess just can't accept it. Even with my bias it's still textbook rebound.

>please, FP was shit from day 1
He speaks the truth. She was a setup to defeat Finn in the cruel way, taking his manhood and his optimism to live. Finn should've gone with Marceline from the start, but SOMEONE didn't read the character bible.

I think it's moronic because PB is already my wife, how is some emo woman-child supposed to munch her carpet when she's literally making me a sandwich right now? Fricking storyboarders coping with drawings, makes me kek everytime.

Yeah i did, why?

Even at its outset its seems that "subverting expectations" was a crutch for shitty writers with delusions of grandeur

I mean Bun Bun (jokingly). He never had a romantic relationship with FP. If you can say that then I can say Finn fricked HW and she had his forest babies, hence ending the Finncel discourse once and for all.

Hey, that's a pretty good idea. I always kinda thought that whole plotline with the story beaming didn't feel entirely finished. Personally I'm hoping to see Ice Queen in this, it could only be hilarity to watch her interact with Ice King/Simon. There's been no promos including her yet but I can't imagine they'd leave her out.

Apparently it was one of the very few shows that didn't get the axe from HBO Max so that's cool too. Can't wait for Fionna booty.

Booty booty booty ROCKIN EVERYWHERE

I'm not gonna argue with someone who's refusing to consider other opinions.

Because your options are wrong. Jackie was done because Sabrina cotungo wanted to self insert her dykery into the show, i honestly dont know about korra but that started this shit by opening the floodgates of lesbo menstrual liquid, and adventure time was done out of pure spite

> it's still an accident
You are a moron.

No, that's just a side-effect. What made you a moron could be a plethora of things. My money is on fetal alcohol syndrome.

You're fine my friend, thank you.

For you, nonny.