Young Danny Flaccid, he was just 14,
When he walked in on his parents doing something obscene.
It was a view to a world unseen.
(He's gonna frick them all 'cause he's Danny Flaccid.)
When it didn't quite work, his folks, they just quit,
Then Danny took a look inside of it,
There was a great big splash, and everything just changed,
His mind got all rearranged!
(Flaccid, Flaccid)
When he first woke up, he realized,
He had cum white hair, and uti green eyes.
He could bang on walls, maturbate, and cry,
He was much more hung than the other guys.
It was then that he knew what he had to do,
He had to frick all the ghosts that were comin' through,
He's here to frick, me and you!
He's gonna frick them all, 'cause he's Danny Flaccid,
He's gonna frick 'em all, 'cause he's Danny Flaccid,
He's gonna frick 'em all, 'cause he's (Danny Flaccid.)
They didn't "rob" him of anything. Heroism, maybe, but the whole "NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DIDN'T HE HAVE A BUNCH OF SEX AND BUILD A HAREM" thing is cope made by 30 something year olds who self insert as Finn.
Denying finn any kind of romantic endgame and shitting on him and making him alone forever while his OG two lone interests go off to be dykes who hate him unironcially is the type of shit content that fosters lone depressive young men to kill women or shot up a place. Im not even condoning it but in alot of ways youve done it to yourselves with how you people constantly shit on men yet act shocked when men go berserk like you think guys would just take being culturally fricked up the ass quietly. If you really want equality for lesbians and better treatment for women then dont be so hostile towards men just for being alive and thankfully most media now isnt as hostile as say come along with me or TLJ was a few years back but fricking still its shit like this that is why feminism regularly gets shat on online
I think its a part of a phenomenon in media responsible for acts of violence including school shootings but Yes, yes i am
1 year ago
Anonymous
1 year ago
Anonymous
[...] >oh no a cartoon character got dumped I hate women now
Imagine being this weakminded. Depression is no excuse for being this pathetic.
Where to even begin?
The worst part about this is the fact that it's not even a copypasta.
Go on and laugh, youre only just proving my point. Shit like this show and the downward spiral to sought to go on absolutely made me a much more bitter and hateful person and im sure im not the only one who felt this way
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Go on and laugh
Ok.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Can't tell if expert troll or if needs to touch grass
History will vindicate me and my opinions stated here, unfortunately
Artist?
Garabatoz
1 year ago
Anonymous
Hey. Hey now. You said we could laugh. No frickin backsies.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Can't tell if expert troll or if needs to touch grass
1 year ago
Anonymous
You being a bitter hateful person is your own burden to bear, and not the fault of society to carry or heal. Even if it was the cause of it like you say, society is going to react positively to what is essentially just a threat to harm those who aren't even involved in fostering said hatred. You need to look inward and heal yourself instead of blaming everything you don't like on others. Once you learn to do that you'll be grateful you were able to even feel such vitriolic emotions in the first place.
Assuming you're not just trolling, the fact that you point out a children's show cartoon as the cause of your deep seeded hatred is actually laughable. If that's truly the case then you were destined to go berserk at some point in your life because eventually something is actually going to make you personally feel that bad and not just character on a TV show. I won't completely deny your feelings but choosing this as your hill to die on is honestly pathetic and I hope you recognize this one day and have a good laugh with the rest of us.
>that fosters lone depressive young men to kill women or shot up a place.
Holy mother of schizo. >"BRO YOU DON' GET IT!! BUBBLEGUM AND MARCY SCISSORING IS GOING TO CREATE MASS SHOOTERS AIIEEEE!!"
Christ finncels are sad. How can such a cool character have such a moronic and pathetic fanbase.
You’re actually correct that the mentality behind the writers fosters vitriol towards men which creates negative consequences for society and impacts human relations severely with unforeseen penalties, but you explained it in a way that Cinemaphile will just knee-jerk against you because this is not a place to realize subversion and/or propaganda are what we consider as our hobby. If neither of the above can be accepted by you, reader, then in another way Cinemaphile simply cannot recognize that all information drives reaction, and will not accept this premise at any cost because it means they admit they allow others to influence them and their views, and consequently, their actions. Cartoons and their messages absolutely alter perceptions of the youth and even old, just like any media or story will have impact on any number of amount within the populace. What is finding is that it’s actually a minority of people who are not directly and immediately influenced by external variables in the sense that they will not have as much as an emotional attachment to the subject or idea, and are often labeled autistic or diagnosed with aspergers (something which was recalled from the DSM - a complete mistake imo). The reality of society is that it prioritizes psychopathy and normalizes psychopathic traits and action. Treating men compassionately is laughable to an zealous ideological slave, but to them it’s a matter of their tribe and their ecosystem being just and correct, and so they’re correct too then, because that’s what they were told they are, not because they took time to figure out any moral lessons or philosophical convictions themselves. The spineless will reply “just don’t be misogynistic or an incel and be nice, stupid!”, and yet will treat every single person “opposing” them, even if they aren’t, with the same hateful fervor their masters want them to have. Because:
Society is psychopathic, and empathy and compassion are secondary.
Absolutely based take, people are raging because he spoke the truth, in a very homosexual way. The reason there are people pissed off at the writers for not "giving Finn a happy ending" is because it speaks to the common trend of writers like dogshit, and many men don't have the means by which to express this frustration besides, "they should've sucked his dick."
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Common trend of writers to treat men like dogshit
Did I really delete that from my post? Wow! Silly me! But the point is there, throw men a fricking bone.
You know what, I'm one of the people who (rightfully) laughed at that anon, and while I won't laugh at you, I will still call you an immense cum gurgling homosexual. Finn was never meant to get with Bubbs. >B-b-b-b-but my self insert headcanon sai-
She rarely ever cared for him, and only used him as a tool. He would sacrifice himself time and time again for the Candy Kingdom, and all he'd get is a soft thank you. The only time BG only really cared about him was when she was as mentally immature as he was, and that should tell you something. Finn getting over someone who didn't give a shit about him is only depressing to morons who vicariously lived through Finn's existence, but to most normal people, we saw it as "wow, Finn is getting away from Shitstain #1 and Shitstain #2 to do his own thing", which is a great fricking message for men and kids. Stop relying on those who don't care for you, stop bending over backwards for people who don't appreciate you, get away from them, live a happy, enjoyable life that you find to be fun, and that will be your happy ending. Finn doesn't and didn't need a romantic ending to be happy, he just needed his bro and his adventures, and the fact that most Finncels can't see that is what absolutely disgusts me, because it means you don't want Finn to be happy in his own way, you want him to be happy in a way that you think he should be happy in, and that's pure homosexualry.
Tldr; Relying on romance and believing it to be the end all be all of life is moronic. Teaching kids that all they need is themselves to be fulfilled is an actually good message.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>which is a great fricking message for men and kids.
It didn't stick, OnlyFans is more popular than ever.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I beg to differ.
[...]
Ambition is for women, men should learn to be content with their lot in life.
>making him alone forever
He is perfectly content with his life. He didn't need no whiny wenches to frick up his shit. The only negatively affected ones are homosexuals like you.
Don't put pussy on a pedestal. Finn has a true bro. He needs no one else but Jake. PB and Marceline's relationship is superficial and will end in domestic violence like 43% of all lesbian relationships.
These guys can understand it, but morons like
>Finn doesn't and didn't need a romantic ending to be happy
Yes he absolutely does, frick you dykes wanting to make men alone and miserable even in fiction.
will die sad and alone in pursuit of a life that is both unnecessary and rather unrealistic. If you cannot learn to love yourself and your own company, then unironically missed the point of Finn's story. Grow up, you stupid homosexual, before you end up even more miserable.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Sex and romance has always been extremely important to human beings and its ridiculous anyone can deny this after being here for years and when the show you're talking about doesn't even really believe otherwise either. You can love yourself and still acknowledge how important these things are. Just denying it completely when it's natural for people to want it and trying to pass this off as some deep life lesson just comes off as pretentious.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Finn doesn't and didn't need a romantic ending to be happy
Yes he absolutely does, frick you dykes wanting to make men alone and miserable even in fiction.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Women make men miserable more than loneliness
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yet every time that lesson tries to get taught, women throw an absolute conniption.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Even if that's the situation for many guys why should that miserable shit apply to escapism? In fiction you can pick and choose where and when to put real life elements that suck wiener if you bother at all.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Exactly, my lifes hell already you people ruining my escapism is why i want to run over people in my car now whenever the slightest thing ticks me off
1 year ago
Anonymous
Youve never been lonely like i have. I hate being alone and i wish i had the balls to kill myself already despite worrying about what my parents would think. I hate my life and everyday i curse whatever god damned me to this life and all the people who resigned me to live in isolation. People like you are why i get catharsis whenever i see a new mass shooting on the news
I beg to differ.
[...]
[...]
[...]
These guys can understand it, but morons like [...] will die sad and alone in pursuit of a life that is both unnecessary and rather unrealistic. If you cannot learn to love yourself and your own company, then unironically missed the point of Finn's story. Grow up, you stupid homosexual, before you end up even more miserable.
>muh love your own company
I hate being alone with myself and the thoughts and the fact that you people want me to just take it up the ass from reality and learn to be content with this absolute hell of existence is why i hope you all die writhing from cancer. Frick you all
1 year ago
Anonymous
dude if you're that miserable, no amount of pussy is going to help with it.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Im not even saying pussy would fix it, i want friends goddamnit. I want to talk to someone besides some anonymous fricking wretch and actually have a decent friendship with someone even if online that actually talks to me beyond a couple of sentences a day. Ive gotten nudes from women even online, so im not this person incapable of being smooth or sociable, but everyone just stops talking to me after a while and i fricking hate it
1 year ago
Anonymous
>everyone just stops talking to me after a while
No surprise there. You’re completely insufferable.
1 year ago
Anonymous
And this is why i fricking hate people. Good fricking job proving my point there chief
1 year ago
Anonymous
Then try again, attempt to assess what you've been doing wrong and keep working at it, long lasting friendships are rare even for well adjusted people but when you find one you can hold on to it forever.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Irony, you seeth because you are lonely and yet you are lonely because you seeth. Do you have any friends Anon? Online or otherwise? Any pets?
1 year ago
Anonymous
I have some online friends but as ive state here they dont talk to me that much
And i have a cat
Yeah well you don't have that so try the friends thing again. If you're still a virgin I'd recommend hiring a prostitute, it helps chill a motherfricker out when interacting with people
Trust me i am not above fricking a hooker its just my dad is terminally around me all the time so i dont know how too
Anon it's the truth, and to be clear you don't need to be actually happy you just need to be able to mask your sadness. This is a genuine thing you need to do to pick up people
Its not true, again as much as i want a GF id be content even with friends that are more sociable is all
Then try again, attempt to assess what you've been doing wrong and keep working at it, long lasting friendships are rare even for well adjusted people but when you find one you can hold on to it forever.
Im trying anon believe me
It's entirely cause of Steven Universe, which is moronic cause he got the girl in the end.
Steven shouldve stayed in beach city and fricked gems in the end. Frick leaving literal paradise to "find yourself" amongst seething masses of human vermin since people are jerks
You don't need to be happy by yourself anon, but you need to be happy in a way that isn't 100% reliant on other people. >But muh isolation
That's an extreme fricking case, we're talking not seeing someone in two weeks doesn't make you want to have a nice day
I hate myself so why the frick would i ever be content with being with only myself
1 year ago
Anonymous
I'm not poking fun this is a genuine question, are you autistic or otherwise nurodivergent?
1 year ago
Anonymous
yes
Are you okay?
No, im very alone and im getting more angry and sad. Also my cats dying
1 year ago
Anonymous
I'm sorry your cats are dying Anon. I will say you're in a tougher spot than most. I recommend looking up masking, practice at try to get good, it will help you make friends
1 year ago
Anonymous
I'll say this, I found a group on discord of a few old friends I never really talked to in high school, plus some strangers, and we stream a movie night every Friday night. It's actually become this thing I really look forward to. Idk just getting to be over some dumb movie once a week has really helped in terms of social isolation. Also maybe pick up a hobby. D&D is getting more and more popular.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Well are you gonna reply to
yes
[...]
No, im very alone and im getting more angry and sad. Also my cats dying
or not?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Finn and PB was shown to work when the age gap and responsibilities to the kingdom were removed. PB was shown as liking and caring about Finn. Saying it's all self inserters making things up is cope. The incompetent writers just sloppily ruined that relationship like they did with all Finns other relationships.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Finn and PB was shown to work when the age gap and responsibilities to the kingdom were removed.
Let me tell you something; If your relationship can ONLY work when you're both mentally immature, and can ONLY function under specific scenarios and weaker restraints, it's not a good fricking relationship. Maybe the writers aren't the morons this time, maybe the brainlet is you for not seeing a crappy relationship when it's shoved directly in your face. >PB was shown as liking and caring about Finn.
As a friend, perhaps even less than that. When she created a zombie virus, who did she thank for saving everyone? Sure as frick wasn't Finn.
Youve never been lonely like i have. I hate being alone and i wish i had the balls to kill myself already despite worrying about what my parents would think. I hate my life and everyday i curse whatever god damned me to this life and all the people who resigned me to live in isolation. People like you are why i get catharsis whenever i see a new mass shooting on the news
[...] >muh love your own company
I hate being alone with myself and the thoughts and the fact that you people want me to just take it up the ass from reality and learn to be content with this absolute hell of existence is why i hope you all die writhing from cancer. Frick you all
I pity you. You believe that a girlfriend or significant other will fill that void, don't you? It doesn't work like that, it never has, and I can attest to that. I'm speaking from the heart when I say to stop being such a fricking moron, and learn to enjoy your own company.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Bo, i refuse, i hate being alone and anyone who thinks i should just accept my misery makes me want to shove a fricking pipe into your goddamn throat. Even if i had some platonic fricking friends thatd talk to me regularly id be happier then the objective isolation i face
1 year ago
Anonymous
Then get those friends, son. Enjoying your own company doesn't mean you have to wallow in your own depression, it just means that you have to learn to live with yourself without relying on everyone around you to be happy or content. I'm telling you this now because it will help you out in the future, if you ever get an SO, you will lose them within a year if you need them around to be happy. First learn to be happy by yourself and THEN you'll actually be ready for a relationship.
Sex and romance has always been extremely important to human beings and its ridiculous anyone can deny this after being here for years and when the show you're talking about doesn't even really believe otherwise either. You can love yourself and still acknowledge how important these things are. Just denying it completely when it's natural for people to want it and trying to pass this off as some deep life lesson just comes off as pretentious.
See above. Love and want to frick all you want, just don't let it rule your life and lead you into making shit decisions. Finn could understand that and he isn't even real. You and everyone else here should be able to do the same.
What in the fricking frick is this fricking thread, holy shit
It's much needed arm chair therapy for someone who needs actual therapy.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>it just means that you have to learn to live with yourself without relying on everyone around you to be happy or content.
Thats objectively wrong and fricking moronic. And even if i have a few online "friends" again they barely talk to me anymore. I wish i had a more deeper relationship with someone, both romantic and platonic
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yeah well you don't have that so try the friends thing again. If you're still a virgin I'd recommend hiring a prostitute, it helps chill a motherfricker out when interacting with people
1 year ago
Anonymous
Also >First learn to be happy by yourself and THEN you'll actually be ready for a relationship.
Only c**ts who hate men and want to ward them off say shit like this. Its like when chris started using the word boyfriend free girl because all girls would turn him down with "i have a boyfriend" only this time its a legit issue with the "find yourself" horse shit cop out.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Anon it's the truth, and to be clear you don't need to be actually happy you just need to be able to mask your sadness. This is a genuine thing you need to do to pick up people
1 year ago
Anonymous
>just don't let it rule your life and lead you into making shit decisions. Finn could understand that and he isn't even real.
That's not the issue though, the issue is completely denying Finn a solid partner after all the relationships the writers themselves ruined and after showing off other characters who had it. The issue is you people keep pretending romance is not important and you're finncels for focusing on it when that's just blatantly moronic.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>I'm telling you this now because it will help you out in the future, if you ever get an SO, you will lose them within a year if you need them around to be happy. First learn to be happy by yourself and THEN you'll actually be ready for a relationship.
If people with relationships actually followed this advice they would never have had a relationship because they would view them as the redundant distractions you're portraying them as. >all you need is you maaaan
When in reality being cut off from other people is literally used as a effective form of punishment/torture.
1 year ago
Anonymous
You don't need to be happy by yourself anon, but you need to be happy in a way that isn't 100% reliant on other people. >But muh isolation
That's an extreme fricking case, we're talking not seeing someone in two weeks doesn't make you want to have a nice day
1 year ago
Anonymous
>It's much needed arm chair therapy for someone who needs actual therapy.
Well, I hope from the replies that you've learned your lesson about trying to help people on Cinemaphile.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Genuinely what kind of help is gaslighting and downplaying the importance of romance?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Adam muto is a fricking hack who deserves to be drawn and quartered for what he did to adventure time. what i mean to say is that i absolutely wish death upon this man for ruining a children's cartoon but completely and wholly unironically
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Let me tell you something; If your relationship can ONLY work when you're both mentally immature, and can ONLY function under specific scenarios and weaker restraints, it's not a good fricking relationship
Except you can easily mature both mentally and physically and Finn wasn't actually that far away from PB. Responsibilites like simply having a job get in the way of relationships all the time but people can and do still work through it if they're determined. These aren't the huge impossible obstacles you're making them out to be and it doesn't make the relationship crappy. The responsibility to her kingdom was stressed as the biggest problem during the time too but PB gets back together with Marceline anyway. So much for the writers knowing best.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Responding to myself just spitballing at this point but now I think that could have actually been an interesting direction to go. Finn could have tried to help manage the kingdom with PB and it could potentially both take stress off her so they could relax together more often and he could have also matured by taking on more responsibilities and learning new things.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Nothing you said matters to what my reply was, I just want you to know I don’t consider you to be worthwhile to actually indulge about ideas with because you’re too focused on the rumination of an ideological battlefield that must be won. To think a vulnerable, sincere conversation can occur with someone viewing the world in the preprogrammed, obtuse way they have been told to think is shortsighted, and so I will save our time be merely letting you win, even if there could have been an affable and meaningful conversation if enough time was put in to get past the tense colors of us versus them. Not something I find interesting enough to continue. Have a good night.
1 year ago
Anonymous
You sound like you enjoy the smell of your own farts, dude. Try to reflect on that and be less verbose and pompous in the future. I can't get through your post because I'm cringing so hard reading them.
1 year ago
Anonymous
You type like a homosexual who can't get any dick
1 year ago
Anonymous
you would be right if that were the message they going for but if this was true why didn't Finn dumped that candy groomer a long time ago? oh wait the writers wanted to push dykes onscreen as much as possible
1 year ago
Anonymous
They hated him for he spoke the truth
1 year ago
Anonymous
Tell that to my parents
1 year ago
Anonymous
You did good anon. Telling people what they needed to hear instead of what they wanted like that other guy.
Denying finn any kind of romantic endgame and shitting on him and making him alone forever while his OG two lone interests go off to be dykes who hate him unironcially is the type of shit content that fosters lone depressive young men to kill women or shot up a place. Im not even condoning it but in alot of ways youve done it to yourselves with how you people constantly shit on men yet act shocked when men go berserk like you think guys would just take being culturally fricked up the ass quietly. If you really want equality for lesbians and better treatment for women then dont be so hostile towards men just for being alive and thankfully most media now isnt as hostile as say come along with me or TLJ was a few years back but fricking still its shit like this that is why feminism regularly gets shat on online
>Society is psychopathic, and empathy and compassion are secondary.
i'd say the opposite, that nature is sociopathic in the survival of the fittest sense, and "soceity" is emblematic of empathy and compassion
whether it's a growing trend of sociopathy (i.e. your name brand of narcissism, bipolar, borderline etc.) or letting sociopaths get more control is why the trend of "frick you got mine" has grown exponentially in our current age of technology and the exploitation thereof.
if you control the 2-3 companies that act as "overlords" on all media people consume or get information from on the ENTIRE planet, people in the general sense will reflect the horrible sociopaths spreading their message
>making him alone forever
He is perfectly content with his life. He didn't need no whiny wenches to frick up his shit. The only negatively affected ones are homosexuals like you.
But even Jake needed a wife and kids. Your bro isn't satisfying that part of you even slightly unless maybe you're in Japan or something.
Ambition is for women, men should learn to be content with their lot in life.
1 year ago
Anonymous
But im not, i fricking hate my life
Don't put pussy on a pedestal. Finn has a true bro. He needs no one else but Jake. PB and Marceline's relationship is superficial and will end in domestic violence like 43% of all lesbian relationships.
>making him alone forever
He is perfectly content with his life. He didn't need no whiny wenches to frick up his shit. The only negatively affected ones are homosexuals like you.
Thats what i fricking hate. Maybe you could say im projecting too much into finn but he should not be happy being alone in his shit life of his
>He is perfectly content with his life
Brother, we saw from his pillow episode what he really wanted.
And he didn't get that. He didn't get anything remotely close to that. Having a loving wife and kids was deemed "unrealistic fantasy" for him, and he basically gave up on it.
It's super fricked up.
>but that pic literally buck broke Tumblr back in the day.
I wasnt on social media like tumblr that much back in the day or even Cinemaphile, gimme a quick rundown of the shit show that image caused because i remember seeing it online at first like 10 years ago in between looking around tumblr and paheal for adventure time rule 34
> making him alone forever
They didn't. >OG two lone interests
Marcy was never a love interest. > who hate him unironcially
They don't. Anyone who says this is either being disingenuous, moronic, or hasn't seen the show.
You know what, I'm one of the people who (rightfully) laughed at that anon, and while I won't laugh at you, I will still call you an immense cum gurgling homosexual. Finn was never meant to get with Bubbs. >B-b-b-b-but my self insert headcanon sai-
She rarely ever cared for him, and only used him as a tool. He would sacrifice himself time and time again for the Candy Kingdom, and all he'd get is a soft thank you. The only time BG only really cared about him was when she was as mentally immature as he was, and that should tell you something. Finn getting over someone who didn't give a shit about him is only depressing to morons who vicariously lived through Finn's existence, but to most normal people, we saw it as "wow, Finn is getting away from Shitstain #1 and Shitstain #2 to do his own thing", which is a great fricking message for men and kids. Stop relying on those who don't care for you, stop bending over backwards for people who don't appreciate you, get away from them, live a happy, enjoyable life that you find to be fun, and that will be your happy ending. Finn doesn't and didn't need a romantic ending to be happy, he just needed his bro and his adventures, and the fact that most Finncels can't see that is what absolutely disgusts me, because it means you don't want Finn to be happy in his own way, you want him to be happy in a way that you think he should be happy in, and that's pure homosexualry.
Tldr; Relying on romance and believing it to be the end all be all of life is moronic. Teaching kids that all they need is themselves to be fulfilled is an actually good message.
> the fact that most Finncels can't see that is what absolutely disgusts me, because it means you don't want Finn to be happy in his own way, you want him to be happy in a way that you think he should be happy in, and that's pure homosexualry.
Based. You're wrong about PB though.
In the top right it had been surprising when it aired because it seemed like there actually might have still been feelings there. It was a time similar to Too Young when they were able to just relax alone together.
PB was honestly the closest Finn had to a mom after Margaret died and before he found Minerva.
Saying they should have hooked up or that she didn't care for him is moronic.
PB was never close to being like his actual mom so limiting the characters in that way makes no sense. The characters obviously had chemistry even if it didn't get much focus.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I'd say she was like a mother figure. Not exactly, obviously, but she was an older, nurturing authority figure to Finn. It's not that big a stretch. The dynamic between PB, Jake and Finn sometimes felt like two parents disagreeing on how to raise their child.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's a pretty significant stretch because then you get into incest territory for the romance Finn and Bubblegum had. Princess Bubblegum was Finns love interest and friend and Jake was probably his best friend and older bro who gave him advice. These characters already have roles.
1 year ago
Anonymous
The young pb stuff is an aberration, not their typical dynamic, but yes, that's why I said 'not exactly.' Jake is not just his older brother, but his guardian for the better chunk of the show. Characters can fill or partially fill multiple different roles, just like people do in real life.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Even if it was temporary it still shows the characters didn't actually see each other that way otherwise they'd behave differently. I know characters can have multiple roles and Jake was partly Finns guardian but those things mix well because he's older and he still doesn't come off as dad. PB being both Finns mom and love interest is just too weird and restricting what the characters can do based on this flawed interpretation doesn't make much sense.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It doesn't restrict anything. Katara was like a mother figure to Aang in a lot of ways. Obviously neither character sees each other as literally their mum or son. Same thing here. All I'm saying is that PB acted *like* a mother figure towards Finn in a lot of instances.
Too Young was also very situational. I never saw it as if young PB's feelings were how regular PB truly felt or something. It's basically a fantasy "what-if" story.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>It doesn't restrict anything
It does when people say they couldn't ever get together because she's his mom.
PB was honestly the closest Finn had to a mom after Margaret died and before he found Minerva.
Saying they should have hooked up or that she didn't care for him is moronic.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I agree they shouldn't have gotten together, but not because PB was like a mother figure per se. It's the age-gap, and PB being an authority figure over a young Finn that makes it weird as frick.
1 year ago
Anonymous
An age gap isn't that serious in a fantasy setting like this where everything works differently. Her technically being an authority figure isn't that big a deal either because Finn and Jake help her out of free will and because she's a friend.
>two OG love interests
marceline was never his love interest and was more a cool older sibling archetype.
he had a crush on PB but it was clearly never reciprocal, just a boy with a crush on an older girl.
i don’t see the problem because he ended up with best girl huntress wizard anyway >lesbians in cartoons causes lone wolf school shooters
I’m begging you, please go outside for once in your life.
I think this has more truth than people want to admit. Of course little kids growing up with adventure time are going to self insert on finn. Of course seeing him get jerked around and then utterly fail with no recourse is going to frick with impressionable young people, especially when the implication was eventual success through personal growth.
So media has an effect on people? well time to ban all violent videogames and anime with lots of boobs then!
1 year ago
Anonymous
Nooooo now japanese girls won't grow up to have giant boobs you sick frick.
1 year ago
Anonymous
If you ban violent video games more shootings will happen and why anyone would wanna ban girls with big boobs in media is beyond me but if you do that i hope you like increase of raped and roving band of droogs raping and pillaging women :). Media doesnt cause mass shootings for showing violence so much as ruining escapism will tho, wether it be trying to destroy it outright or ruining the characters with disappointing and infuriating outcomes and endings
1 year ago
Anonymous
>If you ban violent video games more shootings will happen
Actually the opposite will happen because kids won't grow up with the idea of using violence as a means to solve things
I think this has more truth than people want to admit. Of course little kids growing up with adventure time are going to self insert on finn. Of course seeing him get jerked around and then utterly fail with no recourse is going to frick with impressionable young people, especially when the implication was eventual success through personal growth.
His words not mine
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Actually the opposite will happen because kids won't grow up with the idea of using violence as a means to solve things
If you try to turn the world into some vapid demolition man dystopia more rapes and killings will happen because people hate the oppressive puritanical shithole youve relegated them into living in and because they dont have an outlet for that stuff. Puritan "think of the children" moralfascists need their fricking heads caved in, all of them do
1 year ago
Anonymous
>If you show a straight man getting cucked, kids will grow up to be cucks >bb-b-uut playing Call of Duty won't turn little Timmy into a school shooter even though it's a violent game!
It's one or the other
>He is actually shocked and offended by the concept that the media people consume shapes them
What are you, 10?
>le heckin' GTA will turn your son into a thug
What are you, a """"""""""""""""""""""""woman"""""""""""""""""""?
1 year ago
Anonymous
>You just want to ban all violent video games AHHHHHH!!!
Bold to call someone a woman midway through your PMS moment.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>no you don't get it it's Doom's fault why those kids shoot up their school!
If you believe this then you're siding with Anita who believed men are misogynist because of videogames heavily sexualizing women
1 year ago
Anonymous
>defends dykeceline yet shits on anita
Something aint right here. I feel like you actually side with people like anita but your just saying other wise to fit what ever narrative youre trying to push here
1 year ago
Anonymous
I'm sorry your mom grounded you from your xbox but there's no need to take it out on the good people here with your sad strawmen.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Oops, meant to quote
>defends dykeceline yet shits on anita
Something aint right here. I feel like you actually side with people like anita but your just saying other wise to fit what ever narrative youre trying to push here
1 year ago
Anonymous
No it is not one or the other you sociopathic b***h, people need escapism and edgy media but if you turn some media into being antagonistic to its audience it will cause as much violence as if you tried to take away that media outright. I mean taking away shit like slave leia/twilek slave girls from star wars media and other puritanical SJW moves like that already made people alot more hateful and violence. Frick women wanting to turn the world into some pasteurized sexless inoffensive hellhole
1 year ago
Anonymous
>people need escapism and edgy media
People want escapist media where the white guy loses, which means Finn getting cucked is okay to you, thanks for clearing that out for us
1 year ago
Anonymous
I never said that, dont twist my words like that i will bust your fricking jaw in you weak roastie c**t
1 year ago
Anonymous
>people need escapism media >so some people need escapism media where the white guy loses >no that's not what i said
So escapism media doesn't exist and violent videogames need to be banned according to you, got it >i will bust your fricking jaw in
Go ahead homosexual, bet you can't even push a door without breaking your wrist, b***h
1 year ago
Anonymous
I never said that you shit eating b***h, have a nice day. Im saying why cant you lying two faced c**ts stop bathing in and coopting/ruining mens media, okay?
Also, says the weak hole
1 year ago
Anonymous
>people need escapist media >unless it hurts my feefees then it's not fair and shouldn't exist
lmao, someone got angry
1 year ago
Anonymous
This is just sad at this point, is this what mediocre silly cartoons made for children do to people? Make them autistic morons?
1 year ago
Anonymous
>White men win in every single other aspect of existence so we need our fantasy copium in order to pretend that they lose at any point in space and time
Thanks for clearing that up, you frickin' loser.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>White men win in every single other aspect of existence
jews, blacks and asians would like a word, the only thing white males win is tying a noose around their necks
1 year ago
Anonymous
White men have it horribly you fricking wretch, women are treated as a golden untouchable group dont you fricking dare pretend like you c**ts are oppressed at all
>into being antagonistic with its audience
Perhaps the writers weren't making a political statement and were just simply trying to subvert expectations, another more likely thing you COULD criticise, but I understand that it doesn't fit into your robotic "woman bad" brain loop
It definitely had an antagonistic streak to it, hole
1 year ago
Anonymous
You didn't watch the show to the end, its okay. I just don't understand why you have to talk about it so much. Finn was basically on a saints path in the last 3>? seasons and it was made clear many many times how he'd matured. You don't gotta like the way his life went but there was no hatefulness in any of his final arcs. They even tried to pair him up with Huntress Wizard
1 year ago
Anonymous
>You didn't watch the show to the end, its okay
Why would i? It became insulting garbage by the fourth season or so
>people need escapist media >unless it hurts my feefees then it's not fair and shouldn't exist
lmao, someone got angry
People should be castrated and burned alive for making shit content unironically
1 year ago
Anonymous
>I stopped caring and following 8 years ago, but I'll talk about the character as if I know everything so I can cry about women not fricking me
Like clockwork
1 year ago
Anonymous
You shit on and tear apart characters i was invested in then you have only yourself to blame for acting indignantly flabbergasted when people rightfully get upset over the piss poor handling of the characters and the show
1 year ago
Anonymous
>I dropped the show not even halfway in >but that won't stop me from pissing my diaper in anger about it
AT is not even good lmao imagine being so invested in a show so mid
1 year ago
Anonymous
>AT is not even good lmao
Then stop defending its faults and issues
1 year ago
Anonymous
I wasn't, I was just laughing at your autistic self-inserting ass, which reminds me:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA homosexual!
1 year ago
Anonymous
Who said you weren't allowed to get upest? I'm questioning you're reasoning for being upset as being inferred based on nothing. I just don't think they were trying to perpetuate some men-hate message or whatever you whipped up in your head to align with your two sole political views.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Because the writers were mostly dykes or nu male gender traitors so its very obvious to see the motivation behind making finn alone and miserable
There weren't even that many episodes dedicated to Finn's love life, you guys have a distorted view on this show.
It was focused on alot more then you want to pretend it didnt
1 year ago
Anonymous
>it's very obvious to see the motivation >I didn't watch the show and see very clearly that their was no spite/hateful motivation during these arcs
kek
NTA, that dude may be mindbroken but that doesn't connect to his point at all.
How so?
Why do you want finn to be alone
I want him knee deep in that HW sap more than anyone, I just don't take personal offense to him being alone.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>>I didn't watch the show and see very clearly that their was no spite/hateful motivation during these arcs
Thats objectively a lie
1 year ago
Anonymous
>How so?
Because saying the writers were trying to have a mature finn in responce to a post that said "why didn't huntress wizard work out then hmmmmm? Why'd he stay celebrate hmmmm?" doesn't really make sense. Unless you meant to imply maturity is not getting a gf in which case based woman understand.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I was responding to the second part about "no real good reason for Finn to end up alone". When it comes to HW he could have dated her a for a while after she show ended for all we know. Personally I doubt Finn died in his 90s and never once had a long lasting relationship.
1 year ago
Anonymous
But leaving it that blank means anything technically could have happened and it's forcing the viewers to basically make their own fanfiction instead of delivering closure for the main character by giving him a solid romance when they've shown they can add that into the show. It's not teaching this deep lesson or actually genuinely improving the character it's just lazy and moronic at best and spiteful at worst.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I mean it isn't so blank, they never explicitly have a falling out and even in the final season HW shows up around Finn all the time. Hell the last episode we have that focuses even a little on her is one where she ends up kissing Finn. Anyway I don't think just not outright giving him a relationship by the end is where the subversion was, it was the moments where he chose to do something different to how he would have done it in the past and acknowledged that. And like I said it's fair to say it feels pretentious, lazy, or inferior to his original character, but spiteful? hateful? I just don't buy that. I don't remember a single episode where it felt like the writers hated Finn outside of maybe Frost & Fire.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>And like I said it's fair to say it feels pretentious, lazy, or inferior to his original character, but spiteful? hateful? I just don't buy that.
Bullshit >I don't remember a single episode where it felt like the writers hated Finn outside of maybe Frost & Fire.
Red throne, breezy
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Red throne, breezy
Okay, what about Hall of Egress, Islands, Flute Spell, The Music Hole, the entire arc with Fern. You can nitpick 3 episodes or so but I could give you dozens where Finn is shown in a good light.
It's pretty blank because even with that kiss she or anyone else doesn't show up or get even a millisecond of mention in the actual final moments of the series while the writers make sure to let you know Marceline and Bubblegum are living happily ever after together. There's an obvious contrast which contradicts this message people keep saying was there, that romance doesn't matter and you only need you. Finn is just shown as the weird uncle traveling with his niece and obsessing over his brother who got himself a wife and family before passing.
She played a part in the war too, she never would have been a character that closely adjacent to the main guys if it weren't for her relationship with Finn. It's pretty safe to assume they were at least friends with benefits, and even if it's "blank" it doesn't matter for shit. Finn was obsessed with his romances. That's why in a subverted world it makes sense for him to learn he doesn't need anyone except himself, it doesn't mean every character has to adhere to that same life philosophy. And to be fair, they'd been building up the Bubbline stuff for a while at that point. It was obviously fanservice but still.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Finn was essentially sidelined by the time feen was introduced
1 year ago
Anonymous
So? Every episode that featured Fern had Finn as his de facto brother/mentor. Finn was the guy Fern envied for having everything figured out.
>That's why in a subverted world it makes sense for him to learn he doesn't need anyone except himself
No it doesnt, its a shit moral and a shit ending, have a nice day
Also bubbiline was always a shit dyke ship no matter how long hints were sprinkled for it. The writers clearly hated finn and youre willfully ignorant to imply otherwise
moron, "it makes sense" doesn't mean it's something you have to like, it just logically follows. Really channel that brain and muster up a couple more IQ points before responding to me stupidass. I can already tell you've got a gun halfway up your mouth friendless frick.
>and even if it's "blank" it doesn't matter for shit. Finn was obsessed with his romances. That's why in a subverted world it makes sense for him to learn he doesn't need anyone except himself, it doesn't mean every character has to adhere to that same life philosophy
It does still matter and there's still no actual consistent reason for him to give up on romance when it mattered to him like it does most people. Depriving the main character of a good lasting romance while giving it to the gay side characters is moronic and does not improve the fricking character. The philosophy is stupid and doesn't actually match the character.
Well the reason would be that in hindsight, his love craziness has only hurt him consistently. It makes sense that he'd focus on himself rather than jump into relationship after relationship when in the past it's only caused problems, or he wasn't mature enough to figure things out. It's not even like he really wanted a "relationship", there were just a couple of people that he became very attached to romantically, he basically had consecutive oneitis'. Also this thinking of Finn's lovelife being substituted for Marceline and PBs is moronic imo.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>moron, "it makes sense" doesn't mean it's something you have to like
Its still fricking horseshit and wrong then >I can already tell you've got a gun halfway up your mouth friendless frick.
And this is why mass shootings are a good thing if it kills more homosexuals like you and rids the world of your wastes of life more
1 year ago
Anonymous
Blow your own brains out and you'll never have to deal with homosexuals like me again you dumb c**t. It's a win win
1 year ago
Anonymous
Ill make sure to take you with me before i go
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Well the reason would be that in hindsight, his love craziness has only hurt him consistently
This fricking happens to everyone even when their romances aren't ruined on purpose by God themselves. The immortal lesbians would have experienced even more failure in romance than the average person but even they kept trying. There's no real justifying making Finn give up based on arbitrarily bad experiences in romance. It's not only a bad look for them to keep Finn alone like that but it also makes no actual sense.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>The immortal lesbians would have experienced even more failure in romance than the average person but even they kept trying.
But he didn't give up, the stuff with HW was so blatant I sorta think the only reason he didn't explicitly end up with her was cos it would be a far departure from what was actually happening that last season. I think just the appearances she had made it clear she and Finn had something going on.
And look, I'm not gonna disagree with you about the Bubbline stuff. I can see how if you really wanted to see Finn end up with someone how that could be a gut punch. I solely disagree about the writers having something out for Finn for being a white male or some shit.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>But he didn't give up
It's heavily implied he did because the best he got was another kiss and nothing was shown of Finn actually going steady with HW or anyone else because she or anyone else isn't shown or mentioned even briefly in his actual final moments of life. It's as likely he finally got a stable relationship as it is he went on adventures with Rick and Morty because it's all left to fan imagination. They couldn't even be bothered to spare a few seconds of Finn and anybody together long term and there's no good reason for it. The show is literally named after him and this is the best he got.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Look, he lived a long life, he obviously would've found people to care about and I don't see how after all that emotional growth he'd stare clear of relationships even past his teens. There's just no reason for it, and him and HW are teased over and over even up until the last episode of the show. The lack of closure sucks but it doesn't mean he has some religious attachment to being forever alone, the dude was just taking a break for a while.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Finn and Huntress Wizard at most kiss and there's a whole episode dedicated to Finn kissing different princesses. Obviously anything can happen in a long life but that's the problem and you're supposed to show it when it's such a relevant thing. There's no reason for him to stay alone but that's what's implied because no one is actually there at the end not even HW who was supposedly end game and the one that will work this time. It would have taken very little effort to show her and Finn officially together in the show and in distant lands if they actually got together.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yeah it sucks but ultimately I think the non-officiality was just because of the limited time the show had left, and the writers not seeing Finn's relationship status as a priority anymore. At that point in the show it wasn't so relevant, and for whatever reason deliberate or moronic it just doesn't seem like that overlooking came from hate to me. Just the fact we got any HW interactions that late is enough to indicate a relationship between them for me I guess.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>That's why in a subverted world it makes sense for him to learn he doesn't need anyone except himself
No it doesnt, its a shit moral and a shit ending, have a nice day
Also bubbiline was always a shit dyke ship no matter how long hints were sprinkled for it. The writers clearly hated finn and youre willfully ignorant to imply otherwise
1 year ago
Anonymous
I don't care about this argument at all so I'm just gonna slide in and say how much I love the Hall of Egress
1 year ago
Anonymous
I'll just plug that the hall of egress is the wankies, most self felating episode of the entire show. It's emblematic of how far the writers went up their own asses, and they should be embarrassed to have made it
1 year ago
Anonymous
ok, you have the right to feel that way
1 year ago
Anonymous
>and even if it's "blank" it doesn't matter for shit. Finn was obsessed with his romances. That's why in a subverted world it makes sense for him to learn he doesn't need anyone except himself, it doesn't mean every character has to adhere to that same life philosophy
It does still matter and there's still no actual consistent reason for him to give up on romance when it mattered to him like it does most people. Depriving the main character of a good lasting romance while giving it to the gay side characters is moronic and does not improve the fricking character. The philosophy is stupid and doesn't actually match the character.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's pretty blank because even with that kiss she or anyone else doesn't show up or get even a millisecond of mention in the actual final moments of the series while the writers make sure to let you know Marceline and Bubblegum are living happily ever after together. There's an obvious contrast which contradicts this message people keep saying was there, that romance doesn't matter and you only need you. Finn is just shown as the weird uncle traveling with his niece and obsessing over his brother who got himself a wife and family before passing.
1 year ago
Anonymous
If maturity means not getting a gf then what did the writers mean by Bubbline? Are they saying that won’t work out long term because that relationship is shallow and immature?
1 year ago
Anonymous
so mad
1 year ago
Anonymous
Which went nowhere. Finn didn’t really get the life he originally wanted, he just made do with what he was given. He reluctantly accepted celibacy and threw himself into his adventures to keep his mind off Jake’s death. Whether that’s a good thing or not is up to the audience to decide.
1 year ago
Anonymous
And I (the entire audience) am deciding it's bad because it retroactively makes all the stuff about finn's romance a massive waste of time.
1 year ago
Anonymous
There weren't even that many episodes dedicated to Finn's love life, you guys have a distorted view on this show.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Any time is too much time considering it's boring melodramatic gobbeldyasiatic
1 year ago
Anonymous
>I stopped caring and following 8 years ago, but I'll talk about the character as if I know everything so I can cry about women not fricking me
Like clockwork
Not even his relationship with Huntress Wizard works out and those are the final seasons. There's no real good reason for Finn to end up alone when the other main characters got themselves a stable love interest and family unless the writing team or whoever was in charge had something against him.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Or maybe just MAYBE they were trying to do something different with the hero mc who solves everything with fighting and make him a more thought out deep individual that solves issues more calmly or whatever. Almost like they make plenty of references to how he's changed like that in the later seasons. I see that as way more likely of a reason. It doesn't always have to be angry sjw's.
1 year ago
Anonymous
NTA, that dude may be mindbroken but that doesn't connect to his point at all.
1 year ago
Anonymous
What about it is "mindbroken"?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Why do you want finn to be alone
1 year ago
Anonymous
Because women drag him down. PB and FP are great examples of this as they pretty much destroyed any childlike optimism that he originally had.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>muh subvert expectations >you need to completely reject romance to mature > this is like so deep
Pretentious writing if that's the actual reason or otherwise a moronic excuse for said writing. I've seen someone on here unironically say Finn doesn't need romance because he only ever cared about Jake anyway which was wrong weird and stupid. These excuses suck wiener.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Cool I agree some of it was dumb. I'm glad your criticisms are based in reality now.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Why do you hate men?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Are you okay?
1 year ago
Anonymous
There’s no argument for why Finn doesn’t need romance, but there is an argument for why Finn doesn’t want romance. His experiences with PB and FP probably left him believing that he’ll ruin any relationship he takes on. Avoiding heartbreak is probably a factor in Finn embracing loneliness.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>failing in romance because of arbitrary moron decisions from writers no less means you'll never want a relationship again
Still not a good reason, PB and Marceline experienced many failed relationships but not only kept trying but got back together. This IS a character at the mercy of writers and they didn't make convincing/consistent enough decisions for us to treat Finn like an actual person who you can count on wanting certain things.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>noooooo I NEED another piece of media where the white guy wins or else I'll commit a mass shooting!
interesting
1 year ago
Anonymous
I dont give a rats ass about abused kids lmfao they can die in a ditch for all i care. If moralhomosexuals want to use kids well being as an excuse to ruin and censor my media then i hope more kids get raped and killed
1 year ago
Anonymous
Then making cucks media doesn't turn people into cucks.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It doesnt turn them into cucks it turns them into hating women but hey if youre fine with more battered women because hokes cant help themselves from sticking their shit stained fingers into male oriented media and ruining it with their menstrual stink then fine by me
1 year ago
Anonymous
>into being antagonistic with its audience
Perhaps the writers weren't making a political statement and were just simply trying to subvert expectations, another more likely thing you COULD criticise, but I understand that it doesn't fit into your robotic "woman bad" brain loop
1 year ago
Anonymous
>He is actually shocked and offended by the concept that the media people consume shapes them
What are you, 10?
1 year ago
Anonymous
>So media has an effect on people?
Yes. Somehow this is a revelation to the people of this thread.
Little kids self insert ad Finn as a way of enjoying the show. Little autists refuse to separate themselves from the characters they see on screen and are in for a whirlwind of trouble once they become less coddled as an adult.
I'll say this, I found a group on discord of a few old friends I never really talked to in high school, plus some strangers, and we stream a movie night every Friday night. It's actually become this thing I really look forward to. Idk just getting to be over some dumb movie once a week has really helped in terms of social isolation. Also maybe pick up a hobby. D&D is getting more and more popular.
I wanna try D&D but i dont know how to play it. Also again i dont know how to use discord without attracting people who either drop me or i drop for being annoying themselves like some radicalized nuts or something
You’re actually correct that the mentality behind the writers fosters vitriol towards men which creates negative consequences for society and impacts human relations severely with unforeseen penalties, but you explained it in a way that Cinemaphile will just knee-jerk against you because this is not a place to realize subversion and/or propaganda are what we consider as our hobby. If neither of the above can be accepted by you, reader, then in another way Cinemaphile simply cannot recognize that all information drives reaction, and will not accept this premise at any cost because it means they admit they allow others to influence them and their views, and consequently, their actions. Cartoons and their messages absolutely alter perceptions of the youth and even old, just like any media or story will have impact on any number of amount within the populace. What is finding is that it’s actually a minority of people who are not directly and immediately influenced by external variables in the sense that they will not have as much as an emotional attachment to the subject or idea, and are often labeled autistic or diagnosed with aspergers (something which was recalled from the DSM - a complete mistake imo). The reality of society is that it prioritizes psychopathy and normalizes psychopathic traits and action. Treating men compassionately is laughable to an zealous ideological slave, but to them it’s a matter of their tribe and their ecosystem being just and correct, and so they’re correct too then, because that’s what they were told they are, not because they took time to figure out any moral lessons or philosophical convictions themselves. The spineless will reply “just don’t be misogynistic or an incel and be nice, stupid!”, and yet will treat every single person “opposing” them, even if they aren’t, with the same hateful fervor their masters want them to have. Because:
Society is psychopathic, and empathy and compassion are secondary.
>Finn doesn't and didn't need a romantic ending to be happy
Yes he absolutely does, frick you dykes wanting to make men alone and miserable even in fiction.
>Rebecca sugar literally fujo cucks finn out of pure spite and misandry, explicitly to hurt the adolescent male audience of the show >Heh why would you, initialtargetdemographicanon, care it's just a cartoon >Literally any derision of the show that made a generation of fat ugly girls and trannies even worse >NONONONONONONO LESBIAN ROCKS CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH MEN THIS ISN'T FANART I'M LITERALLY SHAKING STOP LAUGHING I'M RATIOING YOU SO HARD RIGHT NAO
We know why the later seasons were made how they were made. What your type did to finn through writers fiat taught important lessons about evil and what you people are.
Yeah I'm not sure why everyone tries to throw the blame for Finn's failed relationships on Rebecca Sugar when she's the one who went out of her way to design Flame Princess and set her up as a more legitimate love interest to Finn. It wasn't exactly her fault that they fricked FP up after she left to make her own show. Most of that shit was Jennings and Muto.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Probably bias against SU. As much as i shit on SU it had some really good characters and even episodes spread alongside some mid episodes before it became unmitigated shit around season 4
1 year ago
Anonymous
If Sugar was responsible for the PB and Marceline pairing becoming canon and becoming more of a focus then I can understand the hate. She got enough lesbian representation in her own show.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Her show didn't even exist when she introduced the concepts for Bubbline, though. I can't really dock her points for something that at the time was a concept at most.
1 year ago
Anonymous
In certain cases you can never know what opportunities are coming your way but she must have had connections. Even then she didn't have to add that to the show when she could just write fanfiction about the pairing or something if it mattered that much to her. Back in the day I remember briefly being interested in bubbline stories. I just didn't like how it turned out in the show.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>b-but sugar made FP
please, FP was shit from day 1 and Sugar only made her so Finn could be shipped off with someone else, even Cinemaphile knew this back then
1 year ago
Anonymous
Flame princess sucked when she became a c**t after frost and fire
They should have just invented a sexy femboy prince and made Finn bi.
Unironically wouldve been a based end
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Flame Princess always sucked
Ftfy
1 year ago
Anonymous
She was always rebound girl but the way they broke her up with Finn was just stupid.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>rebound girl
She's the only proper relationship he's ever had. A simple, slightly moronic girl his age who isn't some ancient sugary horror posing as an 18 year old woman to groom him or a plant witch too accustomed to Big Plant wiener to commit to him. PB was never going to work out. FP is someone he actually wanted and who wanted him. Until she didn't. And then Finn lost his virginity to a cloud.
1 year ago
Anonymous
PB wasn't ever going to work out because the writers sucked. She went from showing obvious interest in Finn to nothing at all which didn't make any sense because she kept her memories. Finn hooks up with FP within the same period of time he's still crying over BPD PB which does make her a rebound. >a plant witch too accustomed to Big Plant wiener to commit to him.
Now this is just slander
1 year ago
Anonymous
>And then Finn lost his virginity to a cloud.
Wasn't she made out of cushions?
1 year ago
Anonymous
No, that's best girl who arguably doesn't exist.
1 year ago
Anonymous
No she didnt, not before frost and fire, eat shit
1 year ago
Anonymous
[...]
FinnxPB gays are fricking delusional
>b-but she was good before f&f >y-you must be a fubblegumgay
kys flamefrickers, she was the start of the forced relationSHIT melodrama that women like Sugar love and fricked the series long term as result.
frick, didn't a lot of people dropped the series after her introduction?
1 year ago
Anonymous
this, im happy to see im not alone
1 year ago
Anonymous
it's not really hard to hate her
1 year ago
Anonymous
this, newbies are so fricking moronic is sad
1 year ago
Anonymous
this, newbies are so fricking moronic is sad
FinnxPB gays are fricking delusional
1 year ago
Anonymous
i mean shes cute but her introduction doesnt make any fricking sense plot-wise, stop being moronic and swallow everything they throw at you
1 year ago
Anonymous
The most I've said as an actual fubblegumgay was fp was a rebound which she clearly was but fans of flame princess just can't accept it. Even with my bias it's still textbook rebound.
1 year ago
Anonymous
please understand anon, those homosexuals have to constantly cope with being paired up with literally a mental moron, I repeat myself a MENTAL moron
1 year ago
Anonymous
>please, FP was shit from day 1
He speaks the truth. She was a setup to defeat Finn in the cruel way, taking his manhood and his optimism to live. Finn should've gone with Marceline from the start, but SOMEONE didn't read the character bible.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's entirely cause of Steven Universe, which is moronic cause he got the girl in the end.
>The blob who forcibly crowbarred lesbian shipping into penn wards show isn't responsible for said ships reconning characters and creating a production climate that allowed even more pathetic writers to debase the series further.
Way the series ended thanks to all the 3deep relativistic morality, PB is unironically the core villain of the series and Finn the human (man) would be destined and duty bound to overthrow her. Characters the late season writers decided to turn into their OC self inserts are literally evil. Instead, writers fiat, Finn grew up to be a man in a van down by the river because media has stagnated and there is nothing left for HBO to do but rape the mid 2000s popculture. Show is dead as an IP thanks to these "creative decisions" and the audience that grew up on it knows exactly who and why it was purposefully ruined in an open salvo of this gay ass fricking culture war. Adventure Time taught a generation to hate everything people like sugar, muto, Jennings, etc. want to subject the world to.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Sugar is not as fricked in the head as muto and the other late AT writers are
They didn't "rob" him of anything. Heroism, maybe, but the whole "NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DIDN'T HE HAVE A BUNCH OF SEX AND BUILD A HAREM" thing is cope made by 30 something year olds who self insert as Finn.
We live in an era where you can pump and dump women freely with no strings attached. It used to be if she got knocked up youd be tied down for life, but now she can kill the baby
This >free the nipple >want to shamelessly have sex with as many men as possible >wants to abort unwanted babies >wants to work to pay their half of the bills so they aren't financially dependent on men
I have zero problem with any of this. Only people that do are larping moralgays and boomer conservatives.
I'm 1000% convinced that at some point in history PB and Marcy grew dicks through magic/science and gangbanged Finn for hours, probably while somebody was recording it.
Seriously tho i honestly feel like when the show started shitting on finn at a vulnerable part of my own life, i started getting more hateful towards women. I was going through some serious depression along the time frost and fire and waiting for finn to get another GF and be happy again, but since it never did i projected alot of that onto myself and it made me alot more bitter as a result. I really fricking hate this show man
Denying finn any kind of romantic endgame and shitting on him and making him alone forever while his OG two lone interests go off to be dykes who hate him unironcially is the type of shit content that fosters lone depressive young men to kill women or shot up a place. Im not even condoning it but in alot of ways youve done it to yourselves with how you people constantly shit on men yet act shocked when men go berserk like you think guys would just take being culturally fricked up the ass quietly. If you really want equality for lesbians and better treatment for women then dont be so hostile towards men just for being alive and thankfully most media now isnt as hostile as say come along with me or TLJ was a few years back but fricking still its shit like this that is why feminism regularly gets shat on online
>oh no a cartoon character got dumped I hate women now
Imagine being this weakminded. Depression is no excuse for being this pathetic.
What kind of reaction do you expect after that? That people who by your admissionare weak minded will suddenly find strength not to feel that way after your snarky reply? You just make them hate women even more, I hope that this is your goal and you're just false flagging. If not, then you're beyond moronic.
Here you go man https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/706ad00c970c17b36a2466c3a53f30ac/2755966%20-%20Adventure_Time%20Finn_the_Human%20HornedPariah%20Marceline%20Princess_Bubblegum.png
Not even that, just give him some fricking dignity. Instead of being an outlet for chronically depressed writers to project their insecurities on make him a hero worth looking up to.
But it attracts two kinds of people, dykecels who only care about PB and Marceline scissoring and generally hate everything else about the show and morons who can't just ignore that shitzo posting.
Fin for whatever reason got a lot of people self inserting himself Into him who all got really deeply fricking invested in the shows ships with him. They've never recovered.
PB is toxic and Marceline is a BPD undead b***h with a thousand years of baggage. Finn should hop universes and make beautiful blonde babies with Fionna. Selfcest is very "in" these days.
Don't put pussy on a pedestal. Finn has a true bro. He needs no one else but Jake. PB and Marceline's relationship is superficial and will end in domestic violence like 43% of all lesbian relationships.
Before the jannies nuke this thread, I just want to say going forward I hope they portray lesbian couples more realistic and less idealistic. In other words, I hope if the show comes back I hope they betray PB as an abusive tyrant that ultimately becomes the series next antagonist.
Adventure Time was made at the very end of the era of heterosexual girls in cartoons. In the early episodes they're both given ex-boyfriends, but by the end it is all lesbians all the time.
Remember when he was having fetish dreams about Flame Princess and Ice King? Imagine if he got balls-deep in that flame pit. Finn is a hardcore masochist.
I don't know if I exactly agree with the sentiment, but I guess PB does given how much he saved her, but by that same notion, wouldn't the same deal be entitled to Jake too? I don't think it really applies to Marceline, even barring the fact Finn didn't seem to be into her that way.
PB was honestly the closest Finn had to a mom after Margaret died and before he found Minerva.
Saying they should have hooked up or that she didn't care for him is moronic.
People who defend adventure time's writing blow my mind. You don't get to drag down the fricking show for years with your dumbass romance subplots that practically all end in an unsatisfying "and then finn did something moronicly OOC and fricked it up lol" and then NOT bring it to any satisfying conclusion. >ooooh but finn didn't need romance
Since fricking when? Did we even once see him reach that conclusion in the show? That would at least be some kind of satisfying ending to the whole mess. But no, we don't. The show just runs out of love interests and it just ends. Finn never gets any kind of closure to the whole debacle (emotional or physical) and neither does the audience. The only pseudo conclusion we get is that we learn after Jake died finn had no more reason to live. Wow, what a great arc for your main character, literally having nothing! Now that's a show that doesn't feel like it wasted my time no siree.
But you don't understand that's just deep story telling given to you by master writers. If you can't accept it and actually care about the main character of the show for whatever reason you're a finncel.
I don't understand why the same people that seethe so hard about the show going to shit after season 3 care so specifically about Finn's relationship status by the end, it shouldn't even be considered as the same character to you at that point. It's extra depressing because this is all AT threads are ever about over here, to think Cinemaphile of all places is where people are getting triggered over fricking cartoon shipping the most.
Whatever happened to that dude trying to make a spiritual successor to AT? Why can't you morons put as much effort into your ornate paragraphs when you're given the opportunity to improve on the thing you have so many supposed valid criticisms for? Oh right, you only care about cartoons when you're able to rant about politics or how much you hate someone. Insufferable pieces of shit.
I care because you're wasting a massive portion of the goddamn show on it. Even though I really don't care the show is BEGGING me to care by having these plots take up so much runtime. And if you're gonna beg me to care, don't get uppity when I say "this was written terribly and was a waste of my time".
Yes, they spent way too much time on Finn's romantic relationships overall, but that isn't even what was being focussed on by the end of the show. If PB and Marcy never got together their would not be this much contention around all the shipping stuff at all. It's a proxy to screech about lesbians and "the wokening" for too many people here.
I thought that relationship was moronic for reasons unrelated to finn so idgaf why other people shit on it LOL
1 year ago
Anonymous
I think it's moronic because PB is already my wife, how is some emo woman-child supposed to munch her carpet when she's literally making me a sandwich right now? Fricking storyboarders coping with drawings, makes me kek everytime.
The whole romance subplot ending without a satisfying conclusion may have been done on purpose, almost as if it was the writers telling us that some people are not meant to have a relationship no matter how hard they try. It was meant to be a let down, a subversion of the hero getting the princess. The writers probably thought that we wouldn’t care about Finn not settling down with someone because most nu AT fans are Bubbline shippers anyway, the old audience which consisted of a lot of Finn shippers turned their backs on the show after Red Throne and Breezy.
>The whole romance subplot ending without a satisfying conclusion may have been done on purpose, almost as if it was the writers telling us that some people are not meant to have a relationship no matter how hard they try. It was meant to be a let down, a subversion of the hero getting the princess.
Thats why it angers me so. It feels like the message was "you should be content living in the squalor of isolation reality has wrought upon you" or that "only lesbians can find love silly boys need to be happy being depressed and miserable" hence all the uptick of misogyny i felt especially after this episode
See, but even then that should have been shown through the show instead of the arc unceremoniously getting dropped after spending wayyy too much time on it. As it stands, it's all just inference because the show itself says basically nothing on the matter. Not even enough to draw a serious subtextual look imho.
>The writers probably thought that we wouldn’t care about Finn not settling down with someone because most nu AT fans are Bubbline shippers anyway, the old audience which consisted of a lot of Finn shippers turned their backs on the show after Red Throne and Breezy.
Boy were they wrong. I think its disingenuous on their part to expect no backlash to fricking over the MC of what was at one point the most popular cartoon on the planet. Sometimes i think people forget just how big adventure time was in the early 2010s and the reason why its popularity slumped so quickly and so dramatically was because of the steep nosedive in quality and into really pretentious artsy sniff your own farts type of writing and seemingly intentionally telling the audience to go frick itself. Did they honestly think fricking over finn to be a loveless lonely loser wouldnt have repercussions and a huge backlash even with people who didnt watch the show for years especially guys would be upset the MC of their favorite cartoon when they were kids was denied a endgame romance and turned into a lonely jerk. It literally is TLJ in the way that movie fricked over luke the same way TLOK fricked over ATLA main cast especially toph aka best girl
TLDR-subverting expectations is moronic and when its done out of clear spite against the audience you have to be willfully moronic not to expect some massive bile thrown your way after doing so
1 year ago
Anonymous
did you really type all that out on a phone?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Yeah i did, why?
1 year ago
Anonymous
well I disagree with most of it but props
1 year ago
Anonymous
Even at its outset its seems that "subverting expectations" was a crutch for shitty writers with delusions of grandeur
I don't understand why the same people that seethe so hard about the show going to shit after season 3 care so specifically about Finn's relationship status by the end, it shouldn't even be considered as the same character to you at that point. It's extra depressing because this is all AT threads are ever about over here, to think Cinemaphile of all places is where people are getting triggered over fricking cartoon shipping the most.
Whatever happened to that dude trying to make a spiritual successor to AT? Why can't you morons put as much effort into your ornate paragraphs when you're given the opportunity to improve on the thing you have so many supposed valid criticisms for? Oh right, you only care about cartoons when you're able to rant about politics or how much you hate someone. Insufferable pieces of shit.
I wanted finn to get a GF because i could live vicariously through if
I mean Bun Bun (jokingly). He never had a romantic relationship with FP. If you can say that then I can say Finn fricked HW and she had his forest babies, hence ending the Finncel discourse once and for all.
I cant see cinnabun as annoying but some one who cucked finn. I genuinelly used to like him as a character but now i hate him alongside flame princess and bubblegum as among the worst characters on this show.
A bit off topic but another episode i felt like killed adventure timenfor me alongside the ones everyone talks about like red throne or breezy was lemonhope. It was just extremely depressing and became the part where adventure time was really getting into pretentious territory
This is people projecting their insecurities onto Finn, but to he fair the writers of the show clearly project their daddy issues onto the characters, so it all balances out.
Yeah I liked it a lot. there were a couple of dud episodes but so many of those Betty and Ice King moments were funny as frick. Also really loved that Finn and Jake cloud episode. But yeah, Ice King made that season for me.
It was good to see him in Obsidian. I'm looking forward to the Fionna show with him as a side character. And Fionna's hot butt but that's a whole different story, of course.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Really can't wait for it to come out. Wouldn't be surprised if OG Ice King showed up too with it being about multiverse bullshit and all. Like that episode where we see Fiona and Cake stories being beamed into his head has to have something to do with this show, it makes me hopeful knowing it's connected to the OG world somehow. Also based.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Hey, that's a pretty good idea. I always kinda thought that whole plotline with the story beaming didn't feel entirely finished. Personally I'm hoping to see Ice Queen in this, it could only be hilarity to watch her interact with Ice King/Simon. There's been no promos including her yet but I can't imagine they'd leave her out.
Apparently it was one of the very few shows that didn't get the axe from HBO Max so that's cool too. Can't wait for Fionna booty.
I think the real issue is pulling the wool over veiwers eyes or changing audiences like AT did. The show started as a show for boys focused on friendship and adventures. Then it tried to be deep. Then it tired to become too deep and tried to get a female audience too. The feminist writers literally attacked the original fans, of course the OG fans would be upset. Finn litterally saved princesses all the time in the show to have him not end up with one is just bad or malicious writing. Simply put, don't change your product halfway through and be upset when people say you lied to them. This is my general opinion. To put in more laymen's terms, Finn saved Ooo countless times and is a genuine hero. To not allow such a character a happy ending is to denouce good and being heroic. Not saying it should be PB or Marci or even flame princess but finn did deserve a happy ending to promote goodness in kids. The writer literally told kids "do good deeds? you get jack shit",while you shouldn't do good deeds to get something in return, to give children such a mature harsh lesson is not only irresponsible but evil. Also I never liked PB she is lawful evil to me, but that's just my opinon.
It's the Fionna and Cake version of, well, Fionna and Cake, that Ice Queen made, we see it in one of the Fionna and Cake episodes of AT although I don't remember which one.
Another thing on why this show makes me so hysterically angry is that when it came out it was a one bright thing when i was starting to het depressed and its decline coincided when the depression started to get even worse then it already was
Star vs went to shit by becoming some depressing soap opera which assassinated all of the characters personalities and good appeal before killing magic and having that horrific atrocity being portrayed as a positive
LOL how are you so wrong
Nobody wanted Starco after Season 2. It was Jarco or bust for most of Cinemaphile. And then they just threw Jackie out of the show and made her a lesbian when she returned for a cameo.
>It's almost like this was a trend
Don't be paranoid dumbass. Turning Jackie gay had more to do with killing Jarco than it did with pandering.
I wouldn't even say Korrasami or Bubbline were pandering, anyway. The former was a spite move towards Nickelodeon, while the latter was a compound accident that's way too big to assume "SJWS DID IT".
>"no incel youre paranoid for noticing obvious patterns"
It absolutely was done out of SJW feminist spite against men, have a nice day
1 year ago
Anonymous
I'm not gonna argue with someone who's refusing to consider other opinions.
1 year ago
Anonymous
What's crazy is that you're doing the same thing.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Because your options are wrong. Jackie was done because Sabrina cotungo wanted to self insert her dykery into the show, i honestly dont know about korra but that started this shit by opening the floodgates of lesbo menstrual liquid, and adventure time was done out of pure spite
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Jackie was done because Sabrina cotungo wanted to self insert her dykery into the show
Okay that part is definitely true though. Feels like a dual move of Cotugno being moronic (see also: having Star blush over a woman) and trying to kill Jarco in a way that makes the fans look like buttholes rather than the writers.
>Nobody wanted Starco after Season 2.
Black person, where did I say people did? To reiterate, Starco had good fan fare before the two leads paired up, it was hinted at in the show and then they hooked up. Then, like you said, the show fumbled the pair post S2 and eventually became a sloppy soap opera like
Star vs went to shit by becoming some depressing soap opera which assassinated all of the characters personalities and good appeal before killing magic and having that horrific atrocity being portrayed as a positive
>they frick it up and devolved into a love pentagon like AT
The love triangle drama was my favorite part about seasons 3 and 4, though. Mostly because it involved setting up pairings that weren't Starco. What sucked is that none of them got follow-through.
Though I guess Tom got a decent episode breaking up with Star.
>The love triangle drama was my favorite part about seasons 3 and 4, though.
I hate you for enjoying the aspects what ruined what was at one point one of my favorite shows
>what ruined what was at one point one of my favorite shows
There was love triangle drama all over the first two seasons, dude. The best episode in the show is almost universally agreed to be a love triangle episode.
It started getting cringey along the end of season 2 but when they prolonged that relationship shit and it stopped being entirely a comedy at all was when i bounced. When star was dating tom and cucked marco i ragequit. There shouldve been a better end like it still being a comedy but with star getting mating pressed by ferguson and tom getting with princess marco or something while jackie gets railed by the football team
I will always view Adventure Time because as a show it taught me a lot. Most of the education was indirect but before AT I thought gate-keeping was stupid and that communities should survive or die on their own direct merits. Now I realize how stupid that is and that there are vast meta-collective forces throughout the world working together to destroy or corrupt any undefended instance of culture.
It was a really important lesson because I'm trying to make my own video game, it genuinely offers me a clarity when dealing with my small base and publisher.
He was 14.
WHEN HIS PARENTS BUILT A VERY STRANGE MACHINE
IT WAS DESIGNED TO VIEW A WORLD UNSEEN
HE'S GONNA SCAM'EM ALL CAUSE HE'S EDDY PHANTOM
(He's flaccid)
(Danny Flaccid)
Young Danny Flaccid, he was just 14,
When he walked in on his parents doing something obscene.
It was a view to a world unseen.
(He's gonna frick them all 'cause he's Danny Flaccid.)
When it didn't quite work, his folks, they just quit,
Then Danny took a look inside of it,
There was a great big splash, and everything just changed,
His mind got all rearranged!
(Flaccid, Flaccid)
When he first woke up, he realized,
He had cum white hair, and uti green eyes.
He could bang on walls, maturbate, and cry,
He was much more hung than the other guys.
It was then that he knew what he had to do,
He had to frick all the ghosts that were comin' through,
He's here to frick, me and you!
He's gonna frick them all, 'cause he's Danny Flaccid,
He's gonna frick 'em all, 'cause he's Danny Flaccid,
He's gonna frick 'em all, 'cause he's (Danny Flaccid.)
By the end of the series he was 17-18 my dude, they robbed CN robbed Finn of his great heroic ending and harem
They didn't "rob" him of anything. Heroism, maybe, but the whole "NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DIDN'T HE HAVE A BUNCH OF SEX AND BUILD A HAREM" thing is cope made by 30 something year olds who self insert as Finn.
Denying finn any kind of romantic endgame and shitting on him and making him alone forever while his OG two lone interests go off to be dykes who hate him unironcially is the type of shit content that fosters lone depressive young men to kill women or shot up a place. Im not even condoning it but in alot of ways youve done it to yourselves with how you people constantly shit on men yet act shocked when men go berserk like you think guys would just take being culturally fricked up the ass quietly. If you really want equality for lesbians and better treatment for women then dont be so hostile towards men just for being alive and thankfully most media now isnt as hostile as say come along with me or TLJ was a few years back but fricking still its shit like this that is why feminism regularly gets shat on online
Are you really connecting school shootings to the ship you like not happening
I think its a part of a phenomenon in media responsible for acts of violence including school shootings but Yes, yes i am
Go on and laugh, youre only just proving my point. Shit like this show and the downward spiral to sought to go on absolutely made me a much more bitter and hateful person and im sure im not the only one who felt this way
>Go on and laugh
Ok.
History will vindicate me and my opinions stated here, unfortunately
Garabatoz
Hey. Hey now. You said we could laugh. No frickin backsies.
Can't tell if expert troll or if needs to touch grass
You being a bitter hateful person is your own burden to bear, and not the fault of society to carry or heal. Even if it was the cause of it like you say, society is going to react positively to what is essentially just a threat to harm those who aren't even involved in fostering said hatred. You need to look inward and heal yourself instead of blaming everything you don't like on others. Once you learn to do that you'll be grateful you were able to even feel such vitriolic emotions in the first place.
Assuming you're not just trolling, the fact that you point out a children's show cartoon as the cause of your deep seeded hatred is actually laughable. If that's truly the case then you were destined to go berserk at some point in your life because eventually something is actually going to make you personally feel that bad and not just character on a TV show. I won't completely deny your feelings but choosing this as your hill to die on is honestly pathetic and I hope you recognize this one day and have a good laugh with the rest of us.
>that fosters lone depressive young men to kill women or shot up a place.
Holy mother of schizo.
>"BRO YOU DON' GET IT!! BUBBLEGUM AND MARCY SCISSORING IS GOING TO CREATE MASS SHOOTERS AIIEEEE!!"
Christ finncels are sad. How can such a cool character have such a moronic and pathetic fanbase.
Where to even begin?
The worst part about this is the fact that it's not even a copypasta.
This has to be a shitpost. I hate bubbline too but come the frick on mate.
the frick is that pic from?
Marceline was never his love interest
Bu....but my sexy goffik vampire girlfriend, anon!!
Yes she was, at the very begining.
He didn’t like her that way. He liked PB.
>silly cartoons are responsible for men killing women and committing mass shootings
TAKE YOUR MEDS
I did today but i dont think theyre enough lately. I wish i was joking
You’re actually correct that the mentality behind the writers fosters vitriol towards men which creates negative consequences for society and impacts human relations severely with unforeseen penalties, but you explained it in a way that Cinemaphile will just knee-jerk against you because this is not a place to realize subversion and/or propaganda are what we consider as our hobby. If neither of the above can be accepted by you, reader, then in another way Cinemaphile simply cannot recognize that all information drives reaction, and will not accept this premise at any cost because it means they admit they allow others to influence them and their views, and consequently, their actions. Cartoons and their messages absolutely alter perceptions of the youth and even old, just like any media or story will have impact on any number of amount within the populace. What is finding is that it’s actually a minority of people who are not directly and immediately influenced by external variables in the sense that they will not have as much as an emotional attachment to the subject or idea, and are often labeled autistic or diagnosed with aspergers (something which was recalled from the DSM - a complete mistake imo). The reality of society is that it prioritizes psychopathy and normalizes psychopathic traits and action. Treating men compassionately is laughable to an zealous ideological slave, but to them it’s a matter of their tribe and their ecosystem being just and correct, and so they’re correct too then, because that’s what they were told they are, not because they took time to figure out any moral lessons or philosophical convictions themselves. The spineless will reply “just don’t be misogynistic or an incel and be nice, stupid!”, and yet will treat every single person “opposing” them, even if they aren’t, with the same hateful fervor their masters want them to have. Because:
Society is psychopathic, and empathy and compassion are secondary.
Absolutely based take, people are raging because he spoke the truth, in a very homosexual way. The reason there are people pissed off at the writers for not "giving Finn a happy ending" is because it speaks to the common trend of writers like dogshit, and many men don't have the means by which to express this frustration besides, "they should've sucked his dick."
>Common trend of writers to treat men like dogshit
Did I really delete that from my post? Wow! Silly me! But the point is there, throw men a fricking bone.
You know what, I'm one of the people who (rightfully) laughed at that anon, and while I won't laugh at you, I will still call you an immense cum gurgling homosexual. Finn was never meant to get with Bubbs.
>B-b-b-b-but my self insert headcanon sai-
She rarely ever cared for him, and only used him as a tool. He would sacrifice himself time and time again for the Candy Kingdom, and all he'd get is a soft thank you. The only time BG only really cared about him was when she was as mentally immature as he was, and that should tell you something. Finn getting over someone who didn't give a shit about him is only depressing to morons who vicariously lived through Finn's existence, but to most normal people, we saw it as "wow, Finn is getting away from Shitstain #1 and Shitstain #2 to do his own thing", which is a great fricking message for men and kids. Stop relying on those who don't care for you, stop bending over backwards for people who don't appreciate you, get away from them, live a happy, enjoyable life that you find to be fun, and that will be your happy ending. Finn doesn't and didn't need a romantic ending to be happy, he just needed his bro and his adventures, and the fact that most Finncels can't see that is what absolutely disgusts me, because it means you don't want Finn to be happy in his own way, you want him to be happy in a way that you think he should be happy in, and that's pure homosexualry.
Tldr; Relying on romance and believing it to be the end all be all of life is moronic. Teaching kids that all they need is themselves to be fulfilled is an actually good message.
>which is a great fricking message for men and kids.
It didn't stick, OnlyFans is more popular than ever.
I beg to differ.
These guys can understand it, but morons like
will die sad and alone in pursuit of a life that is both unnecessary and rather unrealistic. If you cannot learn to love yourself and your own company, then unironically missed the point of Finn's story. Grow up, you stupid homosexual, before you end up even more miserable.
Sex and romance has always been extremely important to human beings and its ridiculous anyone can deny this after being here for years and when the show you're talking about doesn't even really believe otherwise either. You can love yourself and still acknowledge how important these things are. Just denying it completely when it's natural for people to want it and trying to pass this off as some deep life lesson just comes off as pretentious.
>Finn doesn't and didn't need a romantic ending to be happy
Yes he absolutely does, frick you dykes wanting to make men alone and miserable even in fiction.
Women make men miserable more than loneliness
Yet every time that lesson tries to get taught, women throw an absolute conniption.
Even if that's the situation for many guys why should that miserable shit apply to escapism? In fiction you can pick and choose where and when to put real life elements that suck wiener if you bother at all.
Exactly, my lifes hell already you people ruining my escapism is why i want to run over people in my car now whenever the slightest thing ticks me off
Youve never been lonely like i have. I hate being alone and i wish i had the balls to kill myself already despite worrying about what my parents would think. I hate my life and everyday i curse whatever god damned me to this life and all the people who resigned me to live in isolation. People like you are why i get catharsis whenever i see a new mass shooting on the news
>muh love your own company
I hate being alone with myself and the thoughts and the fact that you people want me to just take it up the ass from reality and learn to be content with this absolute hell of existence is why i hope you all die writhing from cancer. Frick you all
dude if you're that miserable, no amount of pussy is going to help with it.
Im not even saying pussy would fix it, i want friends goddamnit. I want to talk to someone besides some anonymous fricking wretch and actually have a decent friendship with someone even if online that actually talks to me beyond a couple of sentences a day. Ive gotten nudes from women even online, so im not this person incapable of being smooth or sociable, but everyone just stops talking to me after a while and i fricking hate it
>everyone just stops talking to me after a while
No surprise there. You’re completely insufferable.
And this is why i fricking hate people. Good fricking job proving my point there chief
Then try again, attempt to assess what you've been doing wrong and keep working at it, long lasting friendships are rare even for well adjusted people but when you find one you can hold on to it forever.
Irony, you seeth because you are lonely and yet you are lonely because you seeth. Do you have any friends Anon? Online or otherwise? Any pets?
I have some online friends but as ive state here they dont talk to me that much
And i have a cat
Trust me i am not above fricking a hooker its just my dad is terminally around me all the time so i dont know how too
Its not true, again as much as i want a GF id be content even with friends that are more sociable is all
Im trying anon believe me
Steven shouldve stayed in beach city and fricked gems in the end. Frick leaving literal paradise to "find yourself" amongst seething masses of human vermin since people are jerks
I hate myself so why the frick would i ever be content with being with only myself
I'm not poking fun this is a genuine question, are you autistic or otherwise nurodivergent?
yes
No, im very alone and im getting more angry and sad. Also my cats dying
I'm sorry your cats are dying Anon. I will say you're in a tougher spot than most. I recommend looking up masking, practice at try to get good, it will help you make friends
I'll say this, I found a group on discord of a few old friends I never really talked to in high school, plus some strangers, and we stream a movie night every Friday night. It's actually become this thing I really look forward to. Idk just getting to be over some dumb movie once a week has really helped in terms of social isolation. Also maybe pick up a hobby. D&D is getting more and more popular.
Well are you gonna reply to
or not?
Finn and PB was shown to work when the age gap and responsibilities to the kingdom were removed. PB was shown as liking and caring about Finn. Saying it's all self inserters making things up is cope. The incompetent writers just sloppily ruined that relationship like they did with all Finns other relationships.
>Finn and PB was shown to work when the age gap and responsibilities to the kingdom were removed.
Let me tell you something; If your relationship can ONLY work when you're both mentally immature, and can ONLY function under specific scenarios and weaker restraints, it's not a good fricking relationship. Maybe the writers aren't the morons this time, maybe the brainlet is you for not seeing a crappy relationship when it's shoved directly in your face.
>PB was shown as liking and caring about Finn.
As a friend, perhaps even less than that. When she created a zombie virus, who did she thank for saving everyone? Sure as frick wasn't Finn.
I pity you. You believe that a girlfriend or significant other will fill that void, don't you? It doesn't work like that, it never has, and I can attest to that. I'm speaking from the heart when I say to stop being such a fricking moron, and learn to enjoy your own company.
Bo, i refuse, i hate being alone and anyone who thinks i should just accept my misery makes me want to shove a fricking pipe into your goddamn throat. Even if i had some platonic fricking friends thatd talk to me regularly id be happier then the objective isolation i face
Then get those friends, son. Enjoying your own company doesn't mean you have to wallow in your own depression, it just means that you have to learn to live with yourself without relying on everyone around you to be happy or content. I'm telling you this now because it will help you out in the future, if you ever get an SO, you will lose them within a year if you need them around to be happy. First learn to be happy by yourself and THEN you'll actually be ready for a relationship.
See above. Love and want to frick all you want, just don't let it rule your life and lead you into making shit decisions. Finn could understand that and he isn't even real. You and everyone else here should be able to do the same.
It's much needed arm chair therapy for someone who needs actual therapy.
>it just means that you have to learn to live with yourself without relying on everyone around you to be happy or content.
Thats objectively wrong and fricking moronic. And even if i have a few online "friends" again they barely talk to me anymore. I wish i had a more deeper relationship with someone, both romantic and platonic
Yeah well you don't have that so try the friends thing again. If you're still a virgin I'd recommend hiring a prostitute, it helps chill a motherfricker out when interacting with people
Also
>First learn to be happy by yourself and THEN you'll actually be ready for a relationship.
Only c**ts who hate men and want to ward them off say shit like this. Its like when chris started using the word boyfriend free girl because all girls would turn him down with "i have a boyfriend" only this time its a legit issue with the "find yourself" horse shit cop out.
Anon it's the truth, and to be clear you don't need to be actually happy you just need to be able to mask your sadness. This is a genuine thing you need to do to pick up people
>just don't let it rule your life and lead you into making shit decisions. Finn could understand that and he isn't even real.
That's not the issue though, the issue is completely denying Finn a solid partner after all the relationships the writers themselves ruined and after showing off other characters who had it. The issue is you people keep pretending romance is not important and you're finncels for focusing on it when that's just blatantly moronic.
>I'm telling you this now because it will help you out in the future, if you ever get an SO, you will lose them within a year if you need them around to be happy. First learn to be happy by yourself and THEN you'll actually be ready for a relationship.
If people with relationships actually followed this advice they would never have had a relationship because they would view them as the redundant distractions you're portraying them as.
>all you need is you maaaan
When in reality being cut off from other people is literally used as a effective form of punishment/torture.
You don't need to be happy by yourself anon, but you need to be happy in a way that isn't 100% reliant on other people.
>But muh isolation
That's an extreme fricking case, we're talking not seeing someone in two weeks doesn't make you want to have a nice day
>It's much needed arm chair therapy for someone who needs actual therapy.
Well, I hope from the replies that you've learned your lesson about trying to help people on Cinemaphile.
Genuinely what kind of help is gaslighting and downplaying the importance of romance?
Adam muto is a fricking hack who deserves to be drawn and quartered for what he did to adventure time. what i mean to say is that i absolutely wish death upon this man for ruining a children's cartoon but completely and wholly unironically
>Let me tell you something; If your relationship can ONLY work when you're both mentally immature, and can ONLY function under specific scenarios and weaker restraints, it's not a good fricking relationship
Except you can easily mature both mentally and physically and Finn wasn't actually that far away from PB. Responsibilites like simply having a job get in the way of relationships all the time but people can and do still work through it if they're determined. These aren't the huge impossible obstacles you're making them out to be and it doesn't make the relationship crappy. The responsibility to her kingdom was stressed as the biggest problem during the time too but PB gets back together with Marceline anyway. So much for the writers knowing best.
Responding to myself just spitballing at this point but now I think that could have actually been an interesting direction to go. Finn could have tried to help manage the kingdom with PB and it could potentially both take stress off her so they could relax together more often and he could have also matured by taking on more responsibilities and learning new things.
Nothing you said matters to what my reply was, I just want you to know I don’t consider you to be worthwhile to actually indulge about ideas with because you’re too focused on the rumination of an ideological battlefield that must be won. To think a vulnerable, sincere conversation can occur with someone viewing the world in the preprogrammed, obtuse way they have been told to think is shortsighted, and so I will save our time be merely letting you win, even if there could have been an affable and meaningful conversation if enough time was put in to get past the tense colors of us versus them. Not something I find interesting enough to continue. Have a good night.
You sound like you enjoy the smell of your own farts, dude. Try to reflect on that and be less verbose and pompous in the future. I can't get through your post because I'm cringing so hard reading them.
You type like a homosexual who can't get any dick
you would be right if that were the message they going for but if this was true why didn't Finn dumped that candy groomer a long time ago? oh wait the writers wanted to push dykes onscreen as much as possible
They hated him for he spoke the truth
Tell that to my parents
You did good anon. Telling people what they needed to hear instead of what they wanted like that other guy.
A man needs a maid.
Best fricking post in the thread right here.
Good posts.
Anyone who disagrees is moronic
>Society is psychopathic
I can agreed on this statement..
>Society is psychopathic, and empathy and compassion are secondary.
i'd say the opposite, that nature is sociopathic in the survival of the fittest sense, and "soceity" is emblematic of empathy and compassion
whether it's a growing trend of sociopathy (i.e. your name brand of narcissism, bipolar, borderline etc.) or letting sociopaths get more control is why the trend of "frick you got mine" has grown exponentially in our current age of technology and the exploitation thereof.
if you control the 2-3 companies that act as "overlords" on all media people consume or get information from on the ENTIRE planet, people in the general sense will reflect the horrible sociopaths spreading their message
>while his OG two lone interests
The fact that flame princess and huntress wizard were a obvious thing makes me believe this post is falsegayging
Huntress Wizard is superior to all of them anyway
>making him alone forever
He is perfectly content with his life. He didn't need no whiny wenches to frick up his shit. The only negatively affected ones are homosexuals like you.
Ambition is for women, men should learn to be content with their lot in life.
But im not, i fricking hate my life
Thats what i fricking hate. Maybe you could say im projecting too much into finn but he should not be happy being alone in his shit life of his
>He is perfectly content with his life
Brother, we saw from his pillow episode what he really wanted.
And he didn't get that. He didn't get anything remotely close to that. Having a loving wife and kids was deemed "unrealistic fantasy" for him, and he basically gave up on it.
It's super fricked up.
You're a homosexual but that pic literally buck broke Tumblr back in the day.
>but that pic literally buck broke Tumblr back in the day.
I wasnt on social media like tumblr that much back in the day or even Cinemaphile, gimme a quick rundown of the shit show that image caused because i remember seeing it online at first like 10 years ago in between looking around tumblr and paheal for adventure time rule 34
> making him alone forever
They didn't.
>OG two lone interests
Marcy was never a love interest.
> who hate him unironcially
They don't. Anyone who says this is either being disingenuous, moronic, or hasn't seen the show.
> the fact that most Finncels can't see that is what absolutely disgusts me, because it means you don't want Finn to be happy in his own way, you want him to be happy in a way that you think he should be happy in, and that's pure homosexualry.
Based. You're wrong about PB though.
In the top right it had been surprising when it aired because it seemed like there actually might have still been feelings there. It was a time similar to Too Young when they were able to just relax alone together.
PB was never close to being like his actual mom so limiting the characters in that way makes no sense. The characters obviously had chemistry even if it didn't get much focus.
I'd say she was like a mother figure. Not exactly, obviously, but she was an older, nurturing authority figure to Finn. It's not that big a stretch. The dynamic between PB, Jake and Finn sometimes felt like two parents disagreeing on how to raise their child.
It's a pretty significant stretch because then you get into incest territory for the romance Finn and Bubblegum had. Princess Bubblegum was Finns love interest and friend and Jake was probably his best friend and older bro who gave him advice. These characters already have roles.
The young pb stuff is an aberration, not their typical dynamic, but yes, that's why I said 'not exactly.' Jake is not just his older brother, but his guardian for the better chunk of the show. Characters can fill or partially fill multiple different roles, just like people do in real life.
Even if it was temporary it still shows the characters didn't actually see each other that way otherwise they'd behave differently. I know characters can have multiple roles and Jake was partly Finns guardian but those things mix well because he's older and he still doesn't come off as dad. PB being both Finns mom and love interest is just too weird and restricting what the characters can do based on this flawed interpretation doesn't make much sense.
It doesn't restrict anything. Katara was like a mother figure to Aang in a lot of ways. Obviously neither character sees each other as literally their mum or son. Same thing here. All I'm saying is that PB acted *like* a mother figure towards Finn in a lot of instances.
Too Young was also very situational. I never saw it as if young PB's feelings were how regular PB truly felt or something. It's basically a fantasy "what-if" story.
>It doesn't restrict anything
It does when people say they couldn't ever get together because she's his mom.
I agree they shouldn't have gotten together, but not because PB was like a mother figure per se. It's the age-gap, and PB being an authority figure over a young Finn that makes it weird as frick.
An age gap isn't that serious in a fantasy setting like this where everything works differently. Her technically being an authority figure isn't that big a deal either because Finn and Jake help her out of free will and because she's a friend.
>They didn't.
They did
>Marcy was never a love interest.
She was meant to be
>They don't.
They do. Pic related
Out of context shit, and like one scene proves anything, kys mobilegay.
>two OG love interests
marceline was never his love interest and was more a cool older sibling archetype.
he had a crush on PB but it was clearly never reciprocal, just a boy with a crush on an older girl.
i don’t see the problem because he ended up with best girl huntress wizard anyway
>lesbians in cartoons causes lone wolf school shooters
I’m begging you, please go outside for once in your life.
I think this has more truth than people want to admit. Of course little kids growing up with adventure time are going to self insert on finn. Of course seeing him get jerked around and then utterly fail with no recourse is going to frick with impressionable young people, especially when the implication was eventual success through personal growth.
So media has an effect on people? well time to ban all violent videogames and anime with lots of boobs then!
Nooooo now japanese girls won't grow up to have giant boobs you sick frick.
If you ban violent video games more shootings will happen and why anyone would wanna ban girls with big boobs in media is beyond me but if you do that i hope you like increase of raped and roving band of droogs raping and pillaging women :). Media doesnt cause mass shootings for showing violence so much as ruining escapism will tho, wether it be trying to destroy it outright or ruining the characters with disappointing and infuriating outcomes and endings
>If you ban violent video games more shootings will happen
Actually the opposite will happen because kids won't grow up with the idea of using violence as a means to solve things
His words not mine
>Actually the opposite will happen because kids won't grow up with the idea of using violence as a means to solve things
If you try to turn the world into some vapid demolition man dystopia more rapes and killings will happen because people hate the oppressive puritanical shithole youve relegated them into living in and because they dont have an outlet for that stuff. Puritan "think of the children" moralfascists need their fricking heads caved in, all of them do
>If you show a straight man getting cucked, kids will grow up to be cucks
>bb-b-uut playing Call of Duty won't turn little Timmy into a school shooter even though it's a violent game!
It's one or the other
>le heckin' GTA will turn your son into a thug
What are you, a """"""""""""""""""""""""woman"""""""""""""""""""?
>You just want to ban all violent video games AHHHHHH!!!
Bold to call someone a woman midway through your PMS moment.
>no you don't get it it's Doom's fault why those kids shoot up their school!
If you believe this then you're siding with Anita who believed men are misogynist because of videogames heavily sexualizing women
>defends dykeceline yet shits on anita
Something aint right here. I feel like you actually side with people like anita but your just saying other wise to fit what ever narrative youre trying to push here
I'm sorry your mom grounded you from your xbox but there's no need to take it out on the good people here with your sad strawmen.
Oops, meant to quote
No it is not one or the other you sociopathic b***h, people need escapism and edgy media but if you turn some media into being antagonistic to its audience it will cause as much violence as if you tried to take away that media outright. I mean taking away shit like slave leia/twilek slave girls from star wars media and other puritanical SJW moves like that already made people alot more hateful and violence. Frick women wanting to turn the world into some pasteurized sexless inoffensive hellhole
>people need escapism and edgy media
People want escapist media where the white guy loses, which means Finn getting cucked is okay to you, thanks for clearing that out for us
I never said that, dont twist my words like that i will bust your fricking jaw in you weak roastie c**t
>people need escapism media
>so some people need escapism media where the white guy loses
>no that's not what i said
So escapism media doesn't exist and violent videogames need to be banned according to you, got it
>i will bust your fricking jaw in
Go ahead homosexual, bet you can't even push a door without breaking your wrist, b***h
I never said that you shit eating b***h, have a nice day. Im saying why cant you lying two faced c**ts stop bathing in and coopting/ruining mens media, okay?
Also, says the weak hole
>people need escapist media
>unless it hurts my feefees then it's not fair and shouldn't exist
lmao, someone got angry
This is just sad at this point, is this what mediocre silly cartoons made for children do to people? Make them autistic morons?
>White men win in every single other aspect of existence so we need our fantasy copium in order to pretend that they lose at any point in space and time
Thanks for clearing that up, you frickin' loser.
>White men win in every single other aspect of existence
jews, blacks and asians would like a word, the only thing white males win is tying a noose around their necks
White men have it horribly you fricking wretch, women are treated as a golden untouchable group dont you fricking dare pretend like you c**ts are oppressed at all
It definitely had an antagonistic streak to it, hole
You didn't watch the show to the end, its okay. I just don't understand why you have to talk about it so much. Finn was basically on a saints path in the last 3>? seasons and it was made clear many many times how he'd matured. You don't gotta like the way his life went but there was no hatefulness in any of his final arcs. They even tried to pair him up with Huntress Wizard
>You didn't watch the show to the end, its okay
Why would i? It became insulting garbage by the fourth season or so
People should be castrated and burned alive for making shit content unironically
>I stopped caring and following 8 years ago, but I'll talk about the character as if I know everything so I can cry about women not fricking me
Like clockwork
You shit on and tear apart characters i was invested in then you have only yourself to blame for acting indignantly flabbergasted when people rightfully get upset over the piss poor handling of the characters and the show
>I dropped the show not even halfway in
>but that won't stop me from pissing my diaper in anger about it
AT is not even good lmao imagine being so invested in a show so mid
>AT is not even good lmao
Then stop defending its faults and issues
I wasn't, I was just laughing at your autistic self-inserting ass, which reminds me:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA homosexual!
Who said you weren't allowed to get upest? I'm questioning you're reasoning for being upset as being inferred based on nothing. I just don't think they were trying to perpetuate some men-hate message or whatever you whipped up in your head to align with your two sole political views.
Because the writers were mostly dykes or nu male gender traitors so its very obvious to see the motivation behind making finn alone and miserable
It was focused on alot more then you want to pretend it didnt
>it's very obvious to see the motivation
>I didn't watch the show and see very clearly that their was no spite/hateful motivation during these arcs
kek
How so?
I want him knee deep in that HW sap more than anyone, I just don't take personal offense to him being alone.
>>I didn't watch the show and see very clearly that their was no spite/hateful motivation during these arcs
Thats objectively a lie
>How so?
Because saying the writers were trying to have a mature finn in responce to a post that said "why didn't huntress wizard work out then hmmmmm? Why'd he stay celebrate hmmmm?" doesn't really make sense. Unless you meant to imply maturity is not getting a gf in which case based woman understand.
I was responding to the second part about "no real good reason for Finn to end up alone". When it comes to HW he could have dated her a for a while after she show ended for all we know. Personally I doubt Finn died in his 90s and never once had a long lasting relationship.
But leaving it that blank means anything technically could have happened and it's forcing the viewers to basically make their own fanfiction instead of delivering closure for the main character by giving him a solid romance when they've shown they can add that into the show. It's not teaching this deep lesson or actually genuinely improving the character it's just lazy and moronic at best and spiteful at worst.
I mean it isn't so blank, they never explicitly have a falling out and even in the final season HW shows up around Finn all the time. Hell the last episode we have that focuses even a little on her is one where she ends up kissing Finn. Anyway I don't think just not outright giving him a relationship by the end is where the subversion was, it was the moments where he chose to do something different to how he would have done it in the past and acknowledged that. And like I said it's fair to say it feels pretentious, lazy, or inferior to his original character, but spiteful? hateful? I just don't buy that. I don't remember a single episode where it felt like the writers hated Finn outside of maybe Frost & Fire.
>And like I said it's fair to say it feels pretentious, lazy, or inferior to his original character, but spiteful? hateful? I just don't buy that.
Bullshit
>I don't remember a single episode where it felt like the writers hated Finn outside of maybe Frost & Fire.
Red throne, breezy
>Red throne, breezy
Okay, what about Hall of Egress, Islands, Flute Spell, The Music Hole, the entire arc with Fern. You can nitpick 3 episodes or so but I could give you dozens where Finn is shown in a good light.
She played a part in the war too, she never would have been a character that closely adjacent to the main guys if it weren't for her relationship with Finn. It's pretty safe to assume they were at least friends with benefits, and even if it's "blank" it doesn't matter for shit. Finn was obsessed with his romances. That's why in a subverted world it makes sense for him to learn he doesn't need anyone except himself, it doesn't mean every character has to adhere to that same life philosophy. And to be fair, they'd been building up the Bubbline stuff for a while at that point. It was obviously fanservice but still.
Finn was essentially sidelined by the time feen was introduced
So? Every episode that featured Fern had Finn as his de facto brother/mentor. Finn was the guy Fern envied for having everything figured out.
moron, "it makes sense" doesn't mean it's something you have to like, it just logically follows. Really channel that brain and muster up a couple more IQ points before responding to me stupidass. I can already tell you've got a gun halfway up your mouth friendless frick.
Well the reason would be that in hindsight, his love craziness has only hurt him consistently. It makes sense that he'd focus on himself rather than jump into relationship after relationship when in the past it's only caused problems, or he wasn't mature enough to figure things out. It's not even like he really wanted a "relationship", there were just a couple of people that he became very attached to romantically, he basically had consecutive oneitis'. Also this thinking of Finn's lovelife being substituted for Marceline and PBs is moronic imo.
>moron, "it makes sense" doesn't mean it's something you have to like
Its still fricking horseshit and wrong then
>I can already tell you've got a gun halfway up your mouth friendless frick.
And this is why mass shootings are a good thing if it kills more homosexuals like you and rids the world of your wastes of life more
Blow your own brains out and you'll never have to deal with homosexuals like me again you dumb c**t. It's a win win
Ill make sure to take you with me before i go
>Well the reason would be that in hindsight, his love craziness has only hurt him consistently
This fricking happens to everyone even when their romances aren't ruined on purpose by God themselves. The immortal lesbians would have experienced even more failure in romance than the average person but even they kept trying. There's no real justifying making Finn give up based on arbitrarily bad experiences in romance. It's not only a bad look for them to keep Finn alone like that but it also makes no actual sense.
>The immortal lesbians would have experienced even more failure in romance than the average person but even they kept trying.
But he didn't give up, the stuff with HW was so blatant I sorta think the only reason he didn't explicitly end up with her was cos it would be a far departure from what was actually happening that last season. I think just the appearances she had made it clear she and Finn had something going on.
And look, I'm not gonna disagree with you about the Bubbline stuff. I can see how if you really wanted to see Finn end up with someone how that could be a gut punch. I solely disagree about the writers having something out for Finn for being a white male or some shit.
>But he didn't give up
It's heavily implied he did because the best he got was another kiss and nothing was shown of Finn actually going steady with HW or anyone else because she or anyone else isn't shown or mentioned even briefly in his actual final moments of life. It's as likely he finally got a stable relationship as it is he went on adventures with Rick and Morty because it's all left to fan imagination. They couldn't even be bothered to spare a few seconds of Finn and anybody together long term and there's no good reason for it. The show is literally named after him and this is the best he got.
Look, he lived a long life, he obviously would've found people to care about and I don't see how after all that emotional growth he'd stare clear of relationships even past his teens. There's just no reason for it, and him and HW are teased over and over even up until the last episode of the show. The lack of closure sucks but it doesn't mean he has some religious attachment to being forever alone, the dude was just taking a break for a while.
Finn and Huntress Wizard at most kiss and there's a whole episode dedicated to Finn kissing different princesses. Obviously anything can happen in a long life but that's the problem and you're supposed to show it when it's such a relevant thing. There's no reason for him to stay alone but that's what's implied because no one is actually there at the end not even HW who was supposedly end game and the one that will work this time. It would have taken very little effort to show her and Finn officially together in the show and in distant lands if they actually got together.
Yeah it sucks but ultimately I think the non-officiality was just because of the limited time the show had left, and the writers not seeing Finn's relationship status as a priority anymore. At that point in the show it wasn't so relevant, and for whatever reason deliberate or moronic it just doesn't seem like that overlooking came from hate to me. Just the fact we got any HW interactions that late is enough to indicate a relationship between them for me I guess.
>That's why in a subverted world it makes sense for him to learn he doesn't need anyone except himself
No it doesnt, its a shit moral and a shit ending, have a nice day
Also bubbiline was always a shit dyke ship no matter how long hints were sprinkled for it. The writers clearly hated finn and youre willfully ignorant to imply otherwise
I don't care about this argument at all so I'm just gonna slide in and say how much I love the Hall of Egress
I'll just plug that the hall of egress is the wankies, most self felating episode of the entire show. It's emblematic of how far the writers went up their own asses, and they should be embarrassed to have made it
ok, you have the right to feel that way
>and even if it's "blank" it doesn't matter for shit. Finn was obsessed with his romances. That's why in a subverted world it makes sense for him to learn he doesn't need anyone except himself, it doesn't mean every character has to adhere to that same life philosophy
It does still matter and there's still no actual consistent reason for him to give up on romance when it mattered to him like it does most people. Depriving the main character of a good lasting romance while giving it to the gay side characters is moronic and does not improve the fricking character. The philosophy is stupid and doesn't actually match the character.
It's pretty blank because even with that kiss she or anyone else doesn't show up or get even a millisecond of mention in the actual final moments of the series while the writers make sure to let you know Marceline and Bubblegum are living happily ever after together. There's an obvious contrast which contradicts this message people keep saying was there, that romance doesn't matter and you only need you. Finn is just shown as the weird uncle traveling with his niece and obsessing over his brother who got himself a wife and family before passing.
If maturity means not getting a gf then what did the writers mean by Bubbline? Are they saying that won’t work out long term because that relationship is shallow and immature?
so mad
Which went nowhere. Finn didn’t really get the life he originally wanted, he just made do with what he was given. He reluctantly accepted celibacy and threw himself into his adventures to keep his mind off Jake’s death. Whether that’s a good thing or not is up to the audience to decide.
And I (the entire audience) am deciding it's bad because it retroactively makes all the stuff about finn's romance a massive waste of time.
There weren't even that many episodes dedicated to Finn's love life, you guys have a distorted view on this show.
Any time is too much time considering it's boring melodramatic gobbeldyasiatic
Not even his relationship with Huntress Wizard works out and those are the final seasons. There's no real good reason for Finn to end up alone when the other main characters got themselves a stable love interest and family unless the writing team or whoever was in charge had something against him.
Or maybe just MAYBE they were trying to do something different with the hero mc who solves everything with fighting and make him a more thought out deep individual that solves issues more calmly or whatever. Almost like they make plenty of references to how he's changed like that in the later seasons. I see that as way more likely of a reason. It doesn't always have to be angry sjw's.
NTA, that dude may be mindbroken but that doesn't connect to his point at all.
What about it is "mindbroken"?
Why do you want finn to be alone
Because women drag him down. PB and FP are great examples of this as they pretty much destroyed any childlike optimism that he originally had.
>muh subvert expectations
>you need to completely reject romance to mature
> this is like so deep
Pretentious writing if that's the actual reason or otherwise a moronic excuse for said writing. I've seen someone on here unironically say Finn doesn't need romance because he only ever cared about Jake anyway which was wrong weird and stupid. These excuses suck wiener.
Cool I agree some of it was dumb. I'm glad your criticisms are based in reality now.
Why do you hate men?
Are you okay?
There’s no argument for why Finn doesn’t need romance, but there is an argument for why Finn doesn’t want romance. His experiences with PB and FP probably left him believing that he’ll ruin any relationship he takes on. Avoiding heartbreak is probably a factor in Finn embracing loneliness.
>failing in romance because of arbitrary moron decisions from writers no less means you'll never want a relationship again
Still not a good reason, PB and Marceline experienced many failed relationships but not only kept trying but got back together. This IS a character at the mercy of writers and they didn't make convincing/consistent enough decisions for us to treat Finn like an actual person who you can count on wanting certain things.
>noooooo I NEED another piece of media where the white guy wins or else I'll commit a mass shooting!
interesting
I dont give a rats ass about abused kids lmfao they can die in a ditch for all i care. If moralhomosexuals want to use kids well being as an excuse to ruin and censor my media then i hope more kids get raped and killed
Then making cucks media doesn't turn people into cucks.
It doesnt turn them into cucks it turns them into hating women but hey if youre fine with more battered women because hokes cant help themselves from sticking their shit stained fingers into male oriented media and ruining it with their menstrual stink then fine by me
>into being antagonistic with its audience
Perhaps the writers weren't making a political statement and were just simply trying to subvert expectations, another more likely thing you COULD criticise, but I understand that it doesn't fit into your robotic "woman bad" brain loop
>He is actually shocked and offended by the concept that the media people consume shapes them
What are you, 10?
>So media has an effect on people?
Yes. Somehow this is a revelation to the people of this thread.
Little kids self insert ad Finn as a way of enjoying the show. Little autists refuse to separate themselves from the characters they see on screen and are in for a whirlwind of trouble once they become less coddled as an adult.
Umm…..anon?
least self-entitled white boy
>hurr durr muh entitlement
have a nice day
I wanna try D&D but i dont know how to play it. Also again i dont know how to use discord without attracting people who either drop me or i drop for being annoying themselves like some radicalized nuts or something
Based.
>Rebecca sugar literally fujo cucks finn out of pure spite and misandry, explicitly to hurt the adolescent male audience of the show
>Heh why would you, initialtargetdemographicanon, care it's just a cartoon
>Literally any derision of the show that made a generation of fat ugly girls and trannies even worse
>NONONONONONONO LESBIAN ROCKS CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH MEN THIS ISN'T FANART I'M LITERALLY SHAKING STOP LAUGHING I'M RATIOING YOU SO HARD RIGHT NAO
We know why the later seasons were made how they were made. What your type did to finn through writers fiat taught important lessons about evil and what you people are.
It wasnt sugar who did that in her defense honestly
I still fricking hate SUs later seasons however
Yeah I'm not sure why everyone tries to throw the blame for Finn's failed relationships on Rebecca Sugar when she's the one who went out of her way to design Flame Princess and set her up as a more legitimate love interest to Finn. It wasn't exactly her fault that they fricked FP up after she left to make her own show. Most of that shit was Jennings and Muto.
Probably bias against SU. As much as i shit on SU it had some really good characters and even episodes spread alongside some mid episodes before it became unmitigated shit around season 4
If Sugar was responsible for the PB and Marceline pairing becoming canon and becoming more of a focus then I can understand the hate. She got enough lesbian representation in her own show.
Her show didn't even exist when she introduced the concepts for Bubbline, though. I can't really dock her points for something that at the time was a concept at most.
In certain cases you can never know what opportunities are coming your way but she must have had connections. Even then she didn't have to add that to the show when she could just write fanfiction about the pairing or something if it mattered that much to her. Back in the day I remember briefly being interested in bubbline stories. I just didn't like how it turned out in the show.
>b-but sugar made FP
please, FP was shit from day 1 and Sugar only made her so Finn could be shipped off with someone else, even Cinemaphile knew this back then
Flame princess sucked when she became a c**t after frost and fire
Unironically wouldve been a based end
>Flame Princess always sucked
Ftfy
She was always rebound girl but the way they broke her up with Finn was just stupid.
>rebound girl
She's the only proper relationship he's ever had. A simple, slightly moronic girl his age who isn't some ancient sugary horror posing as an 18 year old woman to groom him or a plant witch too accustomed to Big Plant wiener to commit to him. PB was never going to work out. FP is someone he actually wanted and who wanted him. Until she didn't. And then Finn lost his virginity to a cloud.
PB wasn't ever going to work out because the writers sucked. She went from showing obvious interest in Finn to nothing at all which didn't make any sense because she kept her memories. Finn hooks up with FP within the same period of time he's still crying over BPD PB which does make her a rebound.
>a plant witch too accustomed to Big Plant wiener to commit to him.
Now this is just slander
>And then Finn lost his virginity to a cloud.
Wasn't she made out of cushions?
No, that's best girl who arguably doesn't exist.
No she didnt, not before frost and fire, eat shit
>b-but she was good before f&f
>y-you must be a fubblegumgay
kys flamefrickers, she was the start of the forced relationSHIT melodrama that women like Sugar love and fricked the series long term as result.
frick, didn't a lot of people dropped the series after her introduction?
this, im happy to see im not alone
it's not really hard to hate her
this, newbies are so fricking moronic is sad
FinnxPB gays are fricking delusional
i mean shes cute but her introduction doesnt make any fricking sense plot-wise, stop being moronic and swallow everything they throw at you
The most I've said as an actual fubblegumgay was fp was a rebound which she clearly was but fans of flame princess just can't accept it. Even with my bias it's still textbook rebound.
please understand anon, those homosexuals have to constantly cope with being paired up with literally a mental moron, I repeat myself a MENTAL moron
>please, FP was shit from day 1
He speaks the truth. She was a setup to defeat Finn in the cruel way, taking his manhood and his optimism to live. Finn should've gone with Marceline from the start, but SOMEONE didn't read the character bible.
It's entirely cause of Steven Universe, which is moronic cause he got the girl in the end.
>The blob who forcibly crowbarred lesbian shipping into penn wards show isn't responsible for said ships reconning characters and creating a production climate that allowed even more pathetic writers to debase the series further.
Way the series ended thanks to all the 3deep relativistic morality, PB is unironically the core villain of the series and Finn the human (man) would be destined and duty bound to overthrow her. Characters the late season writers decided to turn into their OC self inserts are literally evil. Instead, writers fiat, Finn grew up to be a man in a van down by the river because media has stagnated and there is nothing left for HBO to do but rape the mid 2000s popculture. Show is dead as an IP thanks to these "creative decisions" and the audience that grew up on it knows exactly who and why it was purposefully ruined in an open salvo of this gay ass fricking culture war. Adventure Time taught a generation to hate everything people like sugar, muto, Jennings, etc. want to subject the world to.
Sugar is not as fricked in the head as muto and the other late AT writers are
why does he have a donut on his knee
With all the romance plotlines he definitely should have wound up with someone
Based.
So? He completed an adventure and deserves to be rewarded.
See
And?
nice
I don't get it
17
And? Didn't you frick at 14?
out of 10
>Women don't owe you sex
>Women don't have to cook for you
>Women aren't your maids
what are they even good for now?
If women dont owe us anything then we dont owe them chivalry or holding back punching them when they start acting like c**ts
Artist?
>he doesn't recognize gara
b***h you ain't punching anybody
Giving sex to chad, cooking for chad, being maids for chad
Conversation.
Don’t make me laugh.
The consequences of autism
No, seriously
I can count the straight women I've had interesting conversations with on one hand
What makes a conversation interesting for you anon?
And I bet you can also count the interactions you had with any female in one hand as well
aren't they lesbo for each other?
dunno. I don't want anything to do with 3DPD anymore. I have Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile for waifus,thank you very much
About as much as you're good for homosexual
What do you owe them in return for any of that?
cum
Nadda
We live in an era where you can pump and dump women freely with no strings attached. It used to be if she got knocked up youd be tied down for life, but now she can kill the baby
This
>free the nipple
>want to shamelessly have sex with as many men as possible
>wants to abort unwanted babies
>wants to work to pay their half of the bills so they aren't financially dependent on men
I have zero problem with any of this. Only people that do are larping moralgays and boomer conservatives.
I'm 1000% convinced that at some point in history PB and Marcy grew dicks through magic/science and gangbanged Finn for hours, probably while somebody was recording it.
This but unironically
Seriously tho i honestly feel like when the show started shitting on finn at a vulnerable part of my own life, i started getting more hateful towards women. I was going through some serious depression along the time frost and fire and waiting for finn to get another GF and be happy again, but since it never did i projected alot of that onto myself and it made me alot more bitter as a result. I really fricking hate this show man
>oh no a cartoon character got dumped I hate women now
Imagine being this weakminded. Depression is no excuse for being this pathetic.
You the type of homosexual to buy premium only fans
Imagine jacking off to non cartoon lewds
What kind of reaction do you expect after that? That people who by your admissionare weak minded will suddenly find strength not to feel that way after your snarky reply? You just make them hate women even more, I hope that this is your goal and you're just false flagging. If not, then you're beyond moronic.
Sometimes people deserve to be called out for being fricking pathetic. Simple as that. Ideally he would self-reflect, but not likely.
Yes anon. I'm the homosexual for not feeling violent urges towards women because of a fricking kid's cartoon.
Sauce?
Here you go man
https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/706ad00c970c17b36a2466c3a53f30ac/2755966%20-%20Adventure_Time%20Finn_the_Human%20HornedPariah%20Marceline%20Princess_Bubblegum.png
Thank you!
https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/si6WIQDBfbb0Mhdmp48h7w/
Recycled thread from half a year ago.
Finn is clearly a bottom taking it up the ass from Jake. That's why Finn was so obsessed with him long after Jake's death.
Not even that, just give him some fricking dignity. Instead of being an outlet for chronically depressed writers to project their insecurities on make him a hero worth looking up to.
No, sorry, there's no dignity left to be found in this thread. Try again tomorrow.
Legally speaking no one can own somebody sex.
What if we sign papers and stuff?
Non binding, even in places with legal or decriminalized prostitution, for the exact reason of preventing court mandated rape
>court mandated rape
mandated rape
What?
They owed him sex.
But anon Susie is the harem protagonist in Deltarune not Kris.
Why? Yes he helped them, but Susie and Kris also helped him by rescuing him from Queen at the end.
I fricking hate Stuckunderhomosexual Tale fandom and memes
Why are AT threads on Cinemaphile so incredibly moronic?
they've been moronic for years now, anon.
But it attracts two kinds of people, dykecels who only care about PB and Marceline scissoring and generally hate everything else about the show and morons who can't just ignore that shitzo posting.
*because
Fin for whatever reason got a lot of people self inserting himself Into him who all got really deeply fricking invested in the shows ships with him. They've never recovered.
At this point I think these threads are made by bubbline false flaggers
https://vocaroo.com/1d7BT8n3dL9o
Only PB did, but only because she deserves to be punished for her crimes. Sex with Finn is a bad enough punishment for her.
Puhoy is the canon ending and I will die on this hill.
Of course the only girl he could bed is a pillow.
At least she was an anthro pillow
you know what? you're right, they do
PB is toxic and Marceline is a BPD undead b***h with a thousand years of baggage. Finn should hop universes and make beautiful blonde babies with Fionna. Selfcest is very "in" these days.
Don't put pussy on a pedestal. Finn has a true bro. He needs no one else but Jake. PB and Marceline's relationship is superficial and will end in domestic violence like 43% of all lesbian relationships.
But even Jake needed a wife and kids. Your bro isn't satisfying that part of you even slightly unless maybe you're in Japan or something.
He's not a white woman, he can't frick the dog.
Any of you guys have an Adventure Time mega?
What in the fricking frick is this fricking thread, holy shit
Welcome to AT threads, they are all shit.
Adventure Time raised a generation of incels unironically
this was kind of funny at first but now it's just sad
Before the jannies nuke this thread, I just want to say going forward I hope they portray lesbian couples more realistic and less idealistic. In other words, I hope if the show comes back I hope they betray PB as an abusive tyrant that ultimately becomes the series next antagonist.
Adventure Time was made at the very end of the era of heterosexual girls in cartoons. In the early episodes they're both given ex-boyfriends, but by the end it is all lesbians all the time.
They wouldn't have satisfied him.
Remember when he was having fetish dreams about Flame Princess and Ice King? Imagine if he got balls-deep in that flame pit. Finn is a hardcore masochist.
Maybe he should go dimension hopping and freeze his dick instead
For a moment I thought you were going to write that he wanted to go with Ice King lul
ok incel
Cant wait till some c**t calls the wrong dude an incel and ends up missing her face
I don't know if I exactly agree with the sentiment, but I guess PB does given how much he saved her, but by that same notion, wouldn't the same deal be entitled to Jake too? I don't think it really applies to Marceline, even barring the fact Finn didn't seem to be into her that way.
They should have just invented a sexy femboy prince and made Finn bi.
PB was honestly the closest Finn had to a mom after Margaret died and before he found Minerva.
Saying they should have hooked up or that she didn't care for him is moronic.
>almost 5 years later
>still seething, fuming, malding, dilating and coping
KWAB
They'll never get over it. Just like in Korra.
It only makes sense people would always talk about why a show/series that popular went to shit.
they dont, but canon pb loves finn so it would had happen anyways at some point, your move troony
>da joos
Frick off and stop trying to shift the blame away from the dykes responsible for this shit
marceline breeds bonnibel nightly while finn cries in his cuckshed
>deleted
People who defend adventure time's writing blow my mind. You don't get to drag down the fricking show for years with your dumbass romance subplots that practically all end in an unsatisfying "and then finn did something moronicly OOC and fricked it up lol" and then NOT bring it to any satisfying conclusion.
>ooooh but finn didn't need romance
Since fricking when? Did we even once see him reach that conclusion in the show? That would at least be some kind of satisfying ending to the whole mess. But no, we don't. The show just runs out of love interests and it just ends. Finn never gets any kind of closure to the whole debacle (emotional or physical) and neither does the audience. The only pseudo conclusion we get is that we learn after Jake died finn had no more reason to live. Wow, what a great arc for your main character, literally having nothing! Now that's a show that doesn't feel like it wasted my time no siree.
But you don't understand that's just deep story telling given to you by master writers. If you can't accept it and actually care about the main character of the show for whatever reason you're a finncel.
All I'm seeing is romance plots are dogshit and make every piece of media objectively worse for having them.
I don't understand why the same people that seethe so hard about the show going to shit after season 3 care so specifically about Finn's relationship status by the end, it shouldn't even be considered as the same character to you at that point. It's extra depressing because this is all AT threads are ever about over here, to think Cinemaphile of all places is where people are getting triggered over fricking cartoon shipping the most.
Whatever happened to that dude trying to make a spiritual successor to AT? Why can't you morons put as much effort into your ornate paragraphs when you're given the opportunity to improve on the thing you have so many supposed valid criticisms for? Oh right, you only care about cartoons when you're able to rant about politics or how much you hate someone. Insufferable pieces of shit.
I care because you're wasting a massive portion of the goddamn show on it. Even though I really don't care the show is BEGGING me to care by having these plots take up so much runtime. And if you're gonna beg me to care, don't get uppity when I say "this was written terribly and was a waste of my time".
Yes, they spent way too much time on Finn's romantic relationships overall, but that isn't even what was being focussed on by the end of the show. If PB and Marcy never got together their would not be this much contention around all the shipping stuff at all. It's a proxy to screech about lesbians and "the wokening" for too many people here.
I thought that relationship was moronic for reasons unrelated to finn so idgaf why other people shit on it LOL
I think it's moronic because PB is already my wife, how is some emo woman-child supposed to munch her carpet when she's literally making me a sandwich right now? Fricking storyboarders coping with drawings, makes me kek everytime.
The whole romance subplot ending without a satisfying conclusion may have been done on purpose, almost as if it was the writers telling us that some people are not meant to have a relationship no matter how hard they try. It was meant to be a let down, a subversion of the hero getting the princess. The writers probably thought that we wouldn’t care about Finn not settling down with someone because most nu AT fans are Bubbline shippers anyway, the old audience which consisted of a lot of Finn shippers turned their backs on the show after Red Throne and Breezy.
>The whole romance subplot ending without a satisfying conclusion may have been done on purpose, almost as if it was the writers telling us that some people are not meant to have a relationship no matter how hard they try. It was meant to be a let down, a subversion of the hero getting the princess.
Thats why it angers me so. It feels like the message was "you should be content living in the squalor of isolation reality has wrought upon you" or that "only lesbians can find love silly boys need to be happy being depressed and miserable" hence all the uptick of misogyny i felt especially after this episode
See, but even then that should have been shown through the show instead of the arc unceremoniously getting dropped after spending wayyy too much time on it. As it stands, it's all just inference because the show itself says basically nothing on the matter. Not even enough to draw a serious subtextual look imho.
>The writers probably thought that we wouldn’t care about Finn not settling down with someone because most nu AT fans are Bubbline shippers anyway, the old audience which consisted of a lot of Finn shippers turned their backs on the show after Red Throne and Breezy.
Boy were they wrong. I think its disingenuous on their part to expect no backlash to fricking over the MC of what was at one point the most popular cartoon on the planet. Sometimes i think people forget just how big adventure time was in the early 2010s and the reason why its popularity slumped so quickly and so dramatically was because of the steep nosedive in quality and into really pretentious artsy sniff your own farts type of writing and seemingly intentionally telling the audience to go frick itself. Did they honestly think fricking over finn to be a loveless lonely loser wouldnt have repercussions and a huge backlash even with people who didnt watch the show for years especially guys would be upset the MC of their favorite cartoon when they were kids was denied a endgame romance and turned into a lonely jerk. It literally is TLJ in the way that movie fricked over luke the same way TLOK fricked over ATLA main cast especially toph aka best girl
TLDR-subverting expectations is moronic and when its done out of clear spite against the audience you have to be willfully moronic not to expect some massive bile thrown your way after doing so
did you really type all that out on a phone?
Yeah i did, why?
well I disagree with most of it but props
Even at its outset its seems that "subverting expectations" was a crutch for shitty writers with delusions of grandeur
I wanted finn to get a GF because i could live vicariously through if
>didn't self-insert as Ice King
no wonder you didn't make it
he's so smooth bros
smooth as ice
Cinnamon Bun is more relatable and at least he got a girl. Be like me and self insert as CB.
Who did CB end up with
A child.
What??? You mean flame princess.
I mean Bun Bun (jokingly). He never had a romantic relationship with FP. If you can say that then I can say Finn fricked HW and she had his forest babies, hence ending the Finncel discourse once and for all.
Flame Princess, but later on in her life because he’s not a pedo.
I cant see cinnabun as annoying but some one who cucked finn. I genuinelly used to like him as a character but now i hate him alongside flame princess and bubblegum as among the worst characters on this show.
A bit off topic but another episode i felt like killed adventure timenfor me alongside the ones everyone talks about like red throne or breezy was lemonhope. It was just extremely depressing and became the part where adventure time was really getting into pretentious territory
This is people projecting their insecurities onto Finn, but to he fair the writers of the show clearly project their daddy issues onto the characters, so it all balances out.
Great, now they are fighting amongst each other kek
it's pretty boring ngl
can I just shitpost about Simon instead
Go ahead, love me some Simon
I genuinely cant even hope to follow the thread of conversation at this point.
The two posters sound like women who're having a cat fight.
ha cha cha
oh the places we'll go
And the things that we'll see
Anyone here read the Simon and Marcy comics
Are they worth checking out
I haven't but I'm curious, might take a look later.
Looks pretty cute so I'm with you there
A cute Finn among my shitposting
SKYHOOKS
He put em together himself
what a chad
Ice King thrived in Elements man
Elements is really good imho, I get why some people don't like it but the visual aesthetic is just on point.
That and plenty of Ice King. Always good.
Yeah I liked it a lot. there were a couple of dud episodes but so many of those Betty and Ice King moments were funny as frick. Also really loved that Finn and Jake cloud episode. But yeah, Ice King made that season for me.
It was good to see him in Obsidian. I'm looking forward to the Fionna show with him as a side character. And Fionna's hot butt but that's a whole different story, of course.
Really can't wait for it to come out. Wouldn't be surprised if OG Ice King showed up too with it being about multiverse bullshit and all. Like that episode where we see Fiona and Cake stories being beamed into his head has to have something to do with this show, it makes me hopeful knowing it's connected to the OG world somehow. Also based.
Hey, that's a pretty good idea. I always kinda thought that whole plotline with the story beaming didn't feel entirely finished. Personally I'm hoping to see Ice Queen in this, it could only be hilarity to watch her interact with Ice King/Simon. There's been no promos including her yet but I can't imagine they'd leave her out.
Apparently it was one of the very few shows that didn't get the axe from HBO Max so that's cool too. Can't wait for Fionna booty.
Oh hell yeah. I'm prayin it's out this year
Booty booty booty ROCKIN EVERYWHERE
And now for something completely different
I think the real issue is pulling the wool over veiwers eyes or changing audiences like AT did. The show started as a show for boys focused on friendship and adventures. Then it tried to be deep. Then it tired to become too deep and tried to get a female audience too. The feminist writers literally attacked the original fans, of course the OG fans would be upset. Finn litterally saved princesses all the time in the show to have him not end up with one is just bad or malicious writing. Simply put, don't change your product halfway through and be upset when people say you lied to them. This is my general opinion. To put in more laymen's terms, Finn saved Ooo countless times and is a genuine hero. To not allow such a character a happy ending is to denouce good and being heroic. Not saying it should be PB or Marci or even flame princess but finn did deserve a happy ending to promote goodness in kids. The writer literally told kids "do good deeds? you get jack shit",while you shouldn't do good deeds to get something in return, to give children such a mature harsh lesson is not only irresponsible but evil. Also I never liked PB she is lawful evil to me, but that's just my opinon.
Blah blah blah. The best AT canon is Hermitmoth's throuple art. Where Marcy and Finn frick like animals an PB is...PB
not sure what this is a reference to but I like it
It's the Fionna and Cake version of, well, Fionna and Cake, that Ice Queen made, we see it in one of the Fionna and Cake episodes of AT although I don't remember which one.
Oh hmm, I'll have to rewatch it through. I don't quite remember that. Those episodes are always fun though.
For the Huntress Wizard gays among us, have fanbaby.
cute
How come ice queen and finoa are hot n thick but not the male originals?
I'll have you know he looks quite slick in a suit
Another thing on why this show makes me so hysterically angry is that when it came out it was a one bright thing when i was starting to het depressed and its decline coincided when the depression started to get even worse then it already was
you guys seem like you need some calm
have a mini king
yoink
Treat him well my dude
some Finnage in the meantime
Something neat
Are there any shows where the ship we actually want ends up happening? So far it's just been Naruto.
It happened in Gumball
Star vrs has Marco and Star hinted at then they got together but they frick it up and devolved into a love pentagon like AT
Star vs went to shit by becoming some depressing soap opera which assassinated all of the characters personalities and good appeal before killing magic and having that horrific atrocity being portrayed as a positive
LOL how are you so wrong
Nobody wanted Starco after Season 2. It was Jarco or bust for most of Cinemaphile. And then they just threw Jackie out of the show and made her a lesbian when she returned for a cameo.
>Jackie out of the show and made her a lesbian when she returned for a cameo
It's almost like this was a trend
>It's almost like this was a trend
Don't be paranoid dumbass. Turning Jackie gay had more to do with killing Jarco than it did with pandering.
I wouldn't even say Korrasami or Bubbline were pandering, anyway. The former was a spite move towards Nickelodeon, while the latter was a compound accident that's way too big to assume "SJWS DID IT".
>"no incel youre paranoid for noticing obvious patterns"
It absolutely was done out of SJW feminist spite against men, have a nice day
I'm not gonna argue with someone who's refusing to consider other opinions.
What's crazy is that you're doing the same thing.
Because your options are wrong. Jackie was done because Sabrina cotungo wanted to self insert her dykery into the show, i honestly dont know about korra but that started this shit by opening the floodgates of lesbo menstrual liquid, and adventure time was done out of pure spite
>Jackie was done because Sabrina cotungo wanted to self insert her dykery into the show
Okay that part is definitely true though. Feels like a dual move of Cotugno being moronic (see also: having Star blush over a woman) and trying to kill Jarco in a way that makes the fans look like buttholes rather than the writers.
Accident means there isn't anyone to blame. The opposite is true in this case.
I'd say there's multiple people to blame - mainly incompetent showrunners with no idea what to do with Finn - but it's still an accident.
> it's still an accident
You are a moron.
Not thinking Bubbline is a deliberately malicious ship makes me a moron?
No, that's just a side-effect. What made you a moron could be a plethora of things. My money is on fetal alcohol syndrome.
>Nobody wanted Starco after Season 2.
Black person, where did I say people did? To reiterate, Starco had good fan fare before the two leads paired up, it was hinted at in the show and then they hooked up. Then, like you said, the show fumbled the pair post S2 and eventually became a sloppy soap opera like
said.
>they frick it up and devolved into a love pentagon like AT
The love triangle drama was my favorite part about seasons 3 and 4, though. Mostly because it involved setting up pairings that weren't Starco. What sucked is that none of them got follow-through.
Though I guess Tom got a decent episode breaking up with Star.
>The love triangle drama was my favorite part about seasons 3 and 4, though.
I hate you for enjoying the aspects what ruined what was at one point one of my favorite shows
>what ruined what was at one point one of my favorite shows
There was love triangle drama all over the first two seasons, dude. The best episode in the show is almost universally agreed to be a love triangle episode.
It started getting cringey along the end of season 2 but when they prolonged that relationship shit and it stopped being entirely a comedy at all was when i bounced. When star was dating tom and cucked marco i ragequit. There shouldve been a better end like it still being a comedy but with star getting mating pressed by ferguson and tom getting with princess marco or something while jackie gets railed by the football team
Imagine the sex
Well anon, the artist name is right there. Don't really need to imagine it.
I fricking love daddy/daughter sex
Good art, very bad scenario.
What's bad about it?
Simon & Marcy have a father/daughter vibe to them. shipping them together just feels off.
And? That's the best part.
not him but you are a fricking moron, i bet you enjoy mom-son porn
Stepmom. Not related by blood.
Link me to the uncensored
Motha fricka the artist's tags are in the other images just, search him on twitter or nitter.
>They owed me- I mean him sex
If Finn didn't end with anyone I will take it upon myself and date him, simple as.
Good luck with your tulpa, mate.
Nah, I will just read x reader fanfiction, and hope to find fics that aren't fem reader, shitty teenage girls can't fricking tag their shit right...
Damn, that was kinda frickin sweet
Are there any drawfriends in the thread? I have a request.
I'm pretty sure the sheer autism of AT threads chased off any willing artgays a long, long ass time ago.
Maybe. Guess I'll have to draw it myself.
I am side eyeing but I am willing to entertain ideas.
I'd just like to see Fionna in some medieval armor, maybe looking a bit poofy.
Holy based! This is so good anon, thanks!
thanks!
Thanks, but I am just in a mood recently. I don’t really have anything in mind, sorry.
You're fine my friend, thank you.
i hope you have a good day.
For you, nonny.
Is the kid supposed to be Bonnie and Marcy's child? They look cute. I really like your art anon!
Anon, this is very blessed, thank you.
This was lovely anon, thank you. Would you like anything made?
Finn and Simon
Interpret as you want, I don't care either way, they needed more screentime together
Cartoon Network showed a few episodes with them again. AtLeast they still show their older shows sometimes
Stopping by for the threadly reminder that Finncels and all associated are the lowest form of life
>Stopping by for-ACK
Dilate
Says the mobileposter with s01jack pics saved on his phone, an iPhone nonetheless as well...
the writers owe him an apology and a good end.
It's ok. They can never take this from us
>Finn
>Huntress
>Oisín
I always shipped fin and Marceline. I just thought they go along better than him and pb.
Finn could do better. Both of these slags don't deserve Chad Finn loads.
I will always view Adventure Time because as a show it taught me a lot. Most of the education was indirect but before AT I thought gate-keeping was stupid and that communities should survive or die on their own direct merits. Now I realize how stupid that is and that there are vast meta-collective forces throughout the world working together to destroy or corrupt any undefended instance of culture.
It was a really important lesson because I'm trying to make my own video game, it genuinely offers me a clarity when dealing with my small base and publisher.
view Adventure Time positively*
forgot a word