They should've just quit after getting fired from Top Gear. Ending their careers on a high note. This current youtube "let's make toast" "buy my gin" "this is my tesla" "come to my farm shop" era is becoming embarassing
They should've just quit after getting fired from Top Gear. Ending their careers on a high note. This current youtube "let's make toast" "buy my gin" "this is my tesla" "come to my farm shop" era is becoming embarassing
clarksons farm is pure kino
This
Drivetribe has some Ok videos too, OP is a homosexual
I just finished watching it yesterday and couldn't believe how good it was.
>grab a Black person by the toe
did he really say it bros
No. He said "nnh nnh nhh" which is a less homosexual way of saying "blah blah blah."
Why would you air yourself saying Black person to millions of people? It was just lonely lefties throwing a fit over nothing.
I wish it hadn't been made during the height of china flu, the dumb maskoid and distancing shit is distracting as frick.
>they should have just quit after getting fired
Yes. A sentiment shared by every piece of shit boss who fires someone. I hope they never stop and keep spitting in the BigBunchac**t's face
Yeah, it's embarrassing being minted and popular. What a pair of fools.
they're all just money hungry crypto israelites.
It's never been easier for them to get paid to shit out garbage
The Grand Tour was great
I miss Top Gear banter threads
tv peaked here.
>quit getting payed a frickload for doing frickall
Your a moron.
>retire while getting paid a lot
Clarksons Farm is pure comfy kino and you cannot convince me otherwise.
They were always embarrassing and so were their "fans"(ie, not just people who watched Top Gear because it was on, the absolute bottom-tier lardy baldy berks who would go on and on about how Clarkson was a top bloke because he was verbal clickbait and they were too thick to realise).
Their new phase is sadder than their previous ones though admittedly - they're like ethots for sad middle-aged Telegraph readers.
>t. producer that got slapped by Jeremy
should've just done what the man wanted you scrawny nonce
>t. guardian columnist
Who hurt you, sweaty?
"ending your career on a high note" does not pay for retirement
maybe they just don't give a damn anymore
why not just make some dosh while you're at it
They're getting paid money to do what they want. Also Clarkson's Farm is one of the most entertaining shows I've ever seen.
>Also Clarkson's Farm is one of the most entertaining shows
It's like clarkson is literally the only one of the three who knows how to make good TV. Hammond gets bonus points for racism though
James May makes comfy daytime TV, Hammond makes TV for children and Americans
They're probably not gays who worry about their imdb list as if evening tele is some form of art form and just enjoy getting paid big bucks to do things they enjoy
the show where May puts appliances back together is kino of the highest order you spastic
>They should've just quit after getting fired from Top Gear.
When they went from making £30k/episode to £600k/episode? Are you meshuga
I can't wait for season 2 of Clarkson's farm
c**t
ngmi
fug
I don't know what I expected.
exactly
this makes me think, what about the images where there's hidden text about replying to the post etc.
Is that unethical? Is that technically tricking people into murdering their own mothers in their own sleeps?
gay
I quite like James May making what barely qualifies as a sandwich. Clarksons Farm and anything Hammond is doing I generally pass on but still can enjoy.
I want to live with James May.
Just imagine what that'd be like.
In the morning before he even gets out of bed he'd have that attractively assertive and masculine old man stink, he'd then probably run off and brush his teeth and get back in bed so he could greet you with a "hello".
Even if you've seen that preparation it doesn't make it any less powerful, even if it's still dark, the warmth I'd be feeling from that would make me feel like it's noon.
He'd then probably feed me buttered bread and when I tell him that I don't like it, he'd say "I loved eating that as a kid! It's the taste of the 1970s roight here, you youngers..." and then he'd return with a regular buttered bread, last night's bean stew and a cup of black tea.
He'd then frick off for 3 hours in his man cave, yelling "bloody nora" and "wiener" occasionally, then when I enter to check out what the ruckus is about he'd yell at me for interrupting his focus and then call me back in to watch him repair a Teasmade because he feels bad and he's well aware of his old age, so I get to spend as much time with him as possible. As much as he might dislike people's presence sometimes as long as you're quiet or at least good at talking he's going to get attached to you.
Somewhere later in the day there'd be some very passionate lovemaking, and everything he says to me is going to be from the heart even if he's no good at dirty talk. He'd probably love to compare the colour of your eyes to things and talk about your skin.
>Your eyes are as deep and as blue as a scenic Finnish lake by the mountains.
>Your eyes are as brown as the best coffee I've ever had in my life.
>Your eyes are as green as the Amazon jungle.
>Your eyes are as black as oil, and come to think of it they're actually like oil, your eyes fuel me my dear.
It's tv for Fricking boomers. You're not supposed to like it
James May's best content has always been the stuff he did himself.
Idc about Clarkson and Hammond except for Top Gear though.
it's comfy fun and james may can do no wrong. frick you op you blithering wiener.
Op is a british meatball.
Clarkson's Farm is kino. Ywnbaw