They're going make a Mass Effect movie and it's going to star Femshep. Who could feasibly play her?

They're going make a Mass Effect movie and it's going to star Femshep. Who could feasibly play her?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Him (her):

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    brie larson

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"Starship Commander Kenny, reporting for duty!"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's only ONE Captain on the Normandy, kid

      Kenny can be Ashley the racist

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >welcome aboard the SS Aneurism, sailor!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Teeth so yellow she spits butter
      Now I see why they gave her fakies

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It has to be a hot redhead, i don't think there's a actress that fits the bill

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally Emma Stone

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frick outta here goofy ass homie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally Emma Stone

      If we had a time machine, Scully woulda been a perfect FemShep.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah Gadon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based Beloved and Acclaimed poster

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cursed deranged and unhinged behavior encourager.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    amy schumer

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why gives a frick, better question is who will play Saren

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >who will play Saren
      Will he be CGI or practical effects/makeup?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    seems obvious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based

      >femshep
      Not canon

      I bet vidya isn't the only scenario where you like to pretend you're a girl.

      >implying I don't like pretending to be the giant bug ryona-ing the main character

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She need to lose a massive amount of that ass to do it. Otherwise it would just be hysterically bad trying to put her in a skintight suit to have her run around and play with fake guns.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        squeezing her ass into the molded skintight space armor is the whole point

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          her voice is too shrill

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mass Effect needs to redeem itself first. I fricking loved Mass Effect but haven't touched it since the extended ending DLC came out. I'm still so fricking mad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It won't. There will never be another Mass Effect game. Have you fricking seen the staff retention rate for BioWare? It's a dumpster fire.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >femshep
    Not canon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cry more b***h.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I bet vidya isn't the only scenario where you like to pretend you're a girl.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Made for batarian wiener.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You people who cite those graphs have absolutely no understanding of what they actually represent. I have been having this argument with you dumbasses for like a decade. Having a full third of your players choose chicks this much is probably the most of any game, ever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they should film it twice, once with each

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just short of confirmed canon, anon.

      All the material for Andromeda bought back Hale to voice Shepard's lines and hype the game, but they haven't stated for a fact that Shepard is male.

      Looks grim though.

      they should film it twice, once with each

      One of the best ideas I've heard is that every time Shepard appears, they should be played by someone different and have literally no-one comment on this, ever.

      Ep 1: Sheploo. Ep 2: FemShep. Ep 3: Samuel L Motherfricking Jackson.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    K-Stew or some other thunderc**t dyke.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I still wonder why they went with that ugly redhead monstrosity to be the "canon version" instead of the default me1 look.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      femshep was always a redhead. The ME3 design was just a bimbofied version of the original. They held a poll and a blonde femshep won, then fans complained so they held a second poll for hair/eye color and redhair and green eyes won.
      Most fan-art of the character before the "canon" choice was made featured a redheaded femshep anyway

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bioware's obsession with every female character being caked in makeup is so obnoxious

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          women really do need that shit though

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm thinking, Debra Wilson.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sheeeeeeit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That b***h can play the annoying pajeet alien who wears a mask the whole game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She seems like such a nice person but I'm so sick and tired of seeing her in everything

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know people are gonna hate this idea but I genuinely think Jennifer Lawrence is the best actress to play femshep

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We already got a Mass Effect production where they filed the serial numbers and names off to rejig it as the John Halo show. What are they going to turn a actual Halo attempt into though?

    >"Gordon Freeman is the Master Chief Scientist aboard Black Toroid Research Facility when it get invaded by a religious sect of alien weirdoes...

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be Zendaya

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Bioware held a contest to determine the canon appearance of FemShep and then blonde hair and blue eyes won and suddenly everyone shit their pants in anger so they literally eliminated the winner and just decided she was a redhead now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      actually they rolled with her face but held a second poll where facebook fans voted on the hair color.

      femshep was always a redhead. The ME3 design was just a bimbofied version of the original. They held a poll and a blonde femshep won, then fans complained so they held a second poll for hair/eye color and redhair and green eyes won.
      Most fan-art of the character before the "canon" choice was made featured a redheaded femshep anyway

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      eurogayger article but redhead femshep won fair and square
      https://www.eurogamer.net/mass-effect-3-femshep-voting-round-2

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ever since i watched 'another life' i thought she'd make a great shepard

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm okay with it so long as it's a hot redhead. Which it won't be.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >another action videogame gets adapted with a female lead

    Another pile of shit I'll never watch.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you wouldn't have watched it anyway homosexual liar

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    obese black transwoman

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only if she has a long, uncensored lesbian sex scene with an Asari

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cast Garrus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Adrien Brody

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Who could feasibly play her?

    Some 3/10 british brunette, just like in Star Wars or Fallout.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Adriana Chechik.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only trannies and weak men on their way to become trannies play as female characters

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