They're going make a Mass Effect movie and it's going to star Femshep. Who could feasibly play her?

They're going make a Mass Effect movie and it's going to star Femshep. Who could feasibly play her?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Him (her):

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    brie larson

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Starship Commander Kenny, reporting for duty!"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's only ONE Captain on the Normandy, kid

      Kenny can be Ashley the racist

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >welcome aboard the SS Aneurism, sailor!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Teeth so yellow she spits butter
      Now I see why they gave her fakies

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has to be a hot redhead, i don't think there's a actress that fits the bill

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally Emma Stone

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick outta here goofy ass homie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally Emma Stone

      If we had a time machine, Scully woulda been a perfect FemShep.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah Gadon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Beloved and Acclaimed poster

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cursed deranged and unhinged behavior encourager.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    amy schumer

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why gives a frick, better question is who will play Saren

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >who will play Saren
      Will he be CGI or practical effects/makeup?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    seems obvious

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

      >femshep
      Not canon

      I bet vidya isn't the only scenario where you like to pretend you're a girl.

      >implying I don't like pretending to be the giant bug ryona-ing the main character

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She need to lose a massive amount of that ass to do it. Otherwise it would just be hysterically bad trying to put her in a skintight suit to have her run around and play with fake guns.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        squeezing her ass into the molded skintight space armor is the whole point

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          her voice is too shrill

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mass Effect needs to redeem itself first. I fricking loved Mass Effect but haven't touched it since the extended ending DLC came out. I'm still so fricking mad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It won't. There will never be another Mass Effect game. Have you fricking seen the staff retention rate for BioWare? It's a dumpster fire.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >femshep
    Not canon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cry more b***h.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet vidya isn't the only scenario where you like to pretend you're a girl.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Made for batarian wiener.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You people who cite those graphs have absolutely no understanding of what they actually represent. I have been having this argument with you dumbasses for like a decade. Having a full third of your players choose chicks this much is probably the most of any game, ever.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they should film it twice, once with each

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just short of confirmed canon, anon.

      All the material for Andromeda bought back Hale to voice Shepard's lines and hype the game, but they haven't stated for a fact that Shepard is male.

      Looks grim though.

      they should film it twice, once with each

      One of the best ideas I've heard is that every time Shepard appears, they should be played by someone different and have literally no-one comment on this, ever.

      Ep 1: Sheploo. Ep 2: FemShep. Ep 3: Samuel L Motherfricking Jackson.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    K-Stew or some other thunderc**t dyke.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still wonder why they went with that ugly redhead monstrosity to be the "canon version" instead of the default me1 look.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      femshep was always a redhead. The ME3 design was just a bimbofied version of the original. They held a poll and a blonde femshep won, then fans complained so they held a second poll for hair/eye color and redhair and green eyes won.
      Most fan-art of the character before the "canon" choice was made featured a redheaded femshep anyway

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bioware's obsession with every female character being caked in makeup is so obnoxious

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          women really do need that shit though

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm thinking, Debra Wilson.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sheeeeeeit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That b***h can play the annoying pajeet alien who wears a mask the whole game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She seems like such a nice person but I'm so sick and tired of seeing her in everything

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know people are gonna hate this idea but I genuinely think Jennifer Lawrence is the best actress to play femshep

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We already got a Mass Effect production where they filed the serial numbers and names off to rejig it as the John Halo show. What are they going to turn a actual Halo attempt into though?

    >"Gordon Freeman is the Master Chief Scientist aboard Black Toroid Research Facility when it get invaded by a religious sect of alien weirdoes...

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be Zendaya

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Bioware held a contest to determine the canon appearance of FemShep and then blonde hair and blue eyes won and suddenly everyone shit their pants in anger so they literally eliminated the winner and just decided she was a redhead now?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually they rolled with her face but held a second poll where facebook fans voted on the hair color.

      femshep was always a redhead. The ME3 design was just a bimbofied version of the original. They held a poll and a blonde femshep won, then fans complained so they held a second poll for hair/eye color and redhair and green eyes won.
      Most fan-art of the character before the "canon" choice was made featured a redheaded femshep anyway

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      eurogayger article but redhead femshep won fair and square
      https://www.eurogamer.net/mass-effect-3-femshep-voting-round-2

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ever since i watched 'another life' i thought she'd make a great shepard

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm okay with it so long as it's a hot redhead. Which it won't be.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another action videogame gets adapted with a female lead

    Another pile of shit I'll never watch.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you wouldn't have watched it anyway homosexual liar

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    obese black transwoman

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if she has a long, uncensored lesbian sex scene with an Asari

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cast Garrus

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adrien Brody

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Who could feasibly play her?

    Some 3/10 british brunette, just like in Star Wars or Fallout.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adriana Chechik.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only trannies and weak men on their way to become trannies play as female characters

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