This film just seems like Henry Cavill saying. "I'm tired of you not casting me as James Bond. That's it.

This film just seems like Henry Cavill saying. "I'm tired of you not casting me as James Bond. That's it. I'll just make my own James Bond."

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the blonde?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't recognize Dua Lipa?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but Who?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dual IPA? Like, 2 beers?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stripper turned pop star.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >right wingers looking down on the working class again
        Typical.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah totally

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like Matthew Vaughn (director) saying "I needed someone who was born to play Bond — which Henry is — and then nick him before Bond did."

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He already did man from uncle like 10 years ago and proved he's too awkward stilted and uncharismatic to ever play bond

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that fricking hairline

    Cavillbros....it's over, isn't it?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You realize wigs are a thing that exist, right?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You think wigs are socially acceptable in the slightest?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    James Bond doesn't have a flat top. seems like one of those 'stylish' uncanny comic book movies we get now

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it's by the Kingsman director. So it's all a matter of whether you like that kind of thing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        nota. i loved the first one. others, not so much

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Finished reading all of the Fleming Bond books
    Bros, what do I do now?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bourne books or Jack Ryan.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aaron Taylor-Johnson is the new James Bond, apparently. He's younger and doesn't have a role as big as Superman holding him back. Cavill looks good but he doesn't have the X factor. Now, neither did Daniel Craig but here we are. Aaron Taylor-Johnson is a weird choice but he's not as unfitting as Daniel Craig so all bets are off.

      Read some of the post-Fleming books, there's some gems there like Devil May Care, Colonel Sun, Double Shot, High Time To Kill, Forever And A Day.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a ton of actors who have been rumored to be the next James Bond and I've seen his name come up frequently but nothing has been confirmed. He's got plenty on his plate regardless between Kraven the Hunter and The King's Man 2.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of names have come up but he's been on top of the list for close to two years and the only actor to have credible reports that he's met with Barbara and screentested the FRWL love scene and did a gunbarrel. I think it's safe to say he has to be the guy.

          Aaron Taylor-Johnson has Kraven the hunter to hold him back
          what the frick was he thinking

          Former Bond actors had plently of schlocky shit before their tenure. It depends if it's such a bomb they figure he must not have any leading man potential or they've already signed the contract and Kraven has no effect.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aaron Taylor-Johnson has Kraven the hunter to hold him back
        what the frick was he thinking

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Aaron Taylor-Johnson
        >Early Life
        >Taylor-Johnson was born Aaron Perry Johnson in High Wycombe[2] on 13 June 1990,[3][4] the son of housewife Sarah and civil engineer Robert Johnson.[4][5] He is israeli

        Do you expect me to pay retail Goyfinger?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey, at least he's not black or a woman. That counts for.....something, I guess.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Hey, at least he's not black or a woman

            Not yet, that won't come until Jane Bond's next exciting adventure.... Dialate Another Day coming to theaters 2027.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              The kind of men that Connery, Moore, Dalton or Brosnan were are extinct these days. ATJ is the best you're gonna get.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          no need to early life him to tell his a israelite
          you can instantly tell by his name
          aaron is a israelite name

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Likewise for the hyphenated last name.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Impregnation status?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      in need of

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the plot really that world governments or some kind of international criminal gang want to capture her because they think she has magic powers to tell the future?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's more she accidently hit the nail on the head with one of her stories, but the organization thinks she's a mole and the spy agency think she's a possible asset. But I can't really tell from the trailer.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    good. bond has been stale for a very long time.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had nothing to do with the making of this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah right. And James Woods had nothing to do with the making of Oppenheimer.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >making henry’s elbow cover dua lipas fridge body to trick viewers into thinking she’s hot

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to hug her.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i’m so sick of every big budget movie having to have a character of each and every race and sexuality and blah blah blah it’s so fricking repetitive that it’s all the same formula

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one gives a frick /misc/tard, shut the frick up and go back to your containment board.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why not just upload a pic of you crying

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sammy Jackson is actually a good actor, a likeable screen presence, and has box office draw. That creature on the left is just an ugly diversity quota fill. Remove her and you'd have a classic all-white (including Albanian) cast with a token funny black guy, like how it was for decades prior

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        there’s always one too many Blacks or women now

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          And it's always blacks, even in countries where other minority groups outnumber blacks 2:1. like Latinos in the USA, or South Asians in Britain, or MENAs in Europe.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If she doesn't have a big role or spouts anything stupid, it might work. Are Albanians considered white? They certainly look white.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, he isn't. He's a fricking racist and an annoying homosexual. frick him

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unless Bryce Dallas Howard has an extremely graphic sex scene, I'm not interested.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's possible, Kingsman 1 showed anal.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    > they/them queer bipoc on the far left
    Literally why. How hard is it it to find a sexy black/mulatta like they had everywhere in the 90s? These girls are still around, starring in rap videos. There's no way in hell that frumpkin on the left is there for her acting talents, or "having the right look" for her character. Do white/israeli Hollywood producer women just resent attractive black women out of jealousy?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one gives a frick /misc/tard, shut the frick up and go back to your containment board.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a /misc/tard just a thinking man

        Now how in the hell would you know "there is no way" she is there for her acting talents, when you are judging her entirely on her looks and apparently have made up your mind about her sexual identity based solely on this single picture. That "frumpkin" as you call her is Ariana DeBose, who has won an Oscar, a Bafta award, and a Golden Globe, in addition to Tony and Emmy nominations. But please, tell me more about how she is somehow not qualified as an actor because she looks ugly to you. See that's the nice thing about Hollywood these days, they have actually started giving roles to people who are qualified instead of basing it on which person can have the most sex with Harvey Weinstein. This inevitably results in non-white people getting cast for once, which makes people like you seethe to no end. But hey, if people don't like it, I'm sure it'll fail, right? Which is why Barbie made a billion dollars. So take your indignation and shove it up your ass.

        Quite a tirade but I'll stand by my point - she didn't get the role for being a good actress. She's there to fill a diversity quota. And she's unsightly, and that's a good enough reason to not be cast in a film that's only selling point is looking flashy. You're just wilfully moronic if you haven't noticed this trend in Hollywood and media at large - cast an ugly black woman to appease some political activists that have demanded everyone to adhere to their spiteful worldview. And I'm not even hating on her race per se, you've just lumped me in with /misc/tards like the other guy because you haven't thought critically about it. I'm trying to understand the agenda behind this casting because it's so bewildering and counterintuitive to me. Though posts like yours suggest to me it's nothing but malice

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now how in the hell would you know "there is no way" she is there for her acting talents, when you are judging her entirely on her looks and apparently have made up your mind about her sexual identity based solely on this single picture. That "frumpkin" as you call her is Ariana DeBose, who has won an Oscar, a Bafta award, and a Golden Globe, in addition to Tony and Emmy nominations. But please, tell me more about how she is somehow not qualified as an actor because she looks ugly to you. See that's the nice thing about Hollywood these days, they have actually started giving roles to people who are qualified instead of basing it on which person can have the most sex with Harvey Weinstein. This inevitably results in non-white people getting cast for once, which makes people like you seethe to no end. But hey, if people don't like it, I'm sure it'll fail, right? Which is why Barbie made a billion dollars. So take your indignation and shove it up your ass.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because she’s ugly and like 10 years younger than everyone else there.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No way that's his hairline, you edited it didn't you

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