This guy is kino as frick. What roles should he play?

This guy is kino as frick. What roles should he play?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luke Rhinehart from The Dice Man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      QRD?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His face screams kino.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The villain in the new James Bond film hopefully, it’s between him and Freddie Fox allegedly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bond villain is a perfect role for this guy. That and Joker.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Joker
        A missed opportunity, instead we get Barry Keoghan. What the frick were they thinking?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're recasting that guy in Batman Part 2 so there's a chance.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            For real? There’s hope for it yet, Barry was great in Saltburn but his joker was very hard to watch from the cringe.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Almost assured. The reaction to his Joker was so universally negative that they're scraping him all together. They'll just pretend the prisoner next to Riddler wasn't Joker.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The version I watched didn’t even have him in it, I only know of it from anons making fun of it here. I guess they scrubbed it off the Final Cut of the movie and will pretend it never happened.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty much. It was that embarrassing. Not a good look for the actor at all.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His inflated ego can handle it. Besides Ridley Scott’s second gladiator might still be a success with him in it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He dropped out of Gladiator, the heavy metal guy from Stranger Things replaced him

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The guy from stranger things is the main villain isn’t he? I thought barry was playing a side protagonist.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wait they are playing brothers i think, Carcella is Joseph Quinn and his brother Geta is played by Barry.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good. Now we can have real kino.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where did you see that? The comment section is universally positive

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                youtube* comment section that is

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Youtube comments are mostly bots, sometimes they slip up and multiple bots post the same comment.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Where did you see that?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but he’s not in the IMDB and his PR agency is pushing articles that he “would like to reprise his role in Batman 2” which means he likely hasn’t heard back from them about reprising his role.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bond villain is a perfect role for this guy. That and Joker.

      The potential is limitless but just look at the Craig movies, they wasted riches upon riches of talent with crap villains, with Mads being the exception.
      >Mathieu Amalric
      >Javier Bardem
      >Christoph Waltz
      >Rami Malek
      All incredible actors too good for the slop written and directed for them, a crime against kino which isn't discussed and remembered enough.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mathieu is the only good actor there. All those names are meme actors. Ewan is a genuinely oustanding performer prime for a big time role and a Bond villain role is that ticket. I'd love to see this. But it would blow Aaron Johnson out of the screen and he'd steal the show.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jag de sparro was an awful Bond villain. He only worked in no country for old men because he barely spoke in it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. Bardem has been coasting off of that role his entire fricking career.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            For me it’s the fact he barely speaks English and that he gets his script in Spanish. How can you possibly be an actor if you don’t have an understanding of the words you are saying. You only get the gist of them.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like hes sucking his cheeks in purposely
    he looks like a fish

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this. It'd be find without the little curls right next to his lips but with them it looks like he's doing it intentionally. Frick. If he isn't that's such a shame. Poor guy. So close lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post face

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A bully in an 80's skiing movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are actually 80s skiiing movies? I always thought that was a meme.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Young Rust Cohle

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He lookin zesty

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick exactly am I looking at here? He looks like he got into a terrible car crash and the surgeons used a pic of Matthew McConaughey for reference.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The botox man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Botox causes paralysis of the facial muscles anon, what do you think it does?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t see the McConaughey resemblance

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricker always doing the :> face

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      :3

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have never seen such a dick-sucking face in my entire life.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am sad that the stinky pussy Tumblr fangirl autism has pigeonholed this guy as an actor girls like because he's sexy, when he's actually a really fricking great actor. Enjoyed him a lot in both Hot D and High Life. I'd watch him in any villain or chaotic neutral role. Maybe he could even make some live action anime adaptations kino, imagine the absolute ludo of Ewan as someone like Yoshikage Kira or Diego Brando.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of them jumped shipped when it turned out he wasn’t Osferth in real life like they had projected onto him and when he started wearing edgy clothes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That rape scene came out nowhere.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zesty lookin mf

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eric Roberts biopic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never knew he was Emma Roberts dad all these years.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sir, we need someone to play Eric Roberts' bustard
    >He's already on set

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that is the zestiest mouth i ever did see

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought zesty meant gay/feminine? His face is angular to the extreme, not feminine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the lips. Anyone with puckered/full lips will look zesty as frick, especially if they shaved and have had their hair styled.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The comic book version of the joker has the same mouth, is he zesty too? I feel like zesty has taken on its own meaning here. That anyone making a face like they have eaten a lemon is zesty.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He should play Alfred the Great's bastard who becomes a monk warrior looking to oust the Danes from Ingerland

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most infuriating death in the whole show.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day homosexual scum

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bogdanoffs

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A rapist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Already played one

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prime to be a major "is that the guy? I love that guy!" actor.

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