This has to be the most quotable movie of all time.

This has to be the most quotable movie of all time. Not a single scene or line or character that is not memorable and extremely entertaining.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    kys

    no

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My question is this; when you’re staring down the barrel of a loaded gun… what’s the difference?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >When I tell you to drop a body in the marsh, you drop it in the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hanwiener GOES EVERY THURSDAY TO GET A FRICKING BLOWJOB

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DON’T LAUGH! THIS AIN’T REALITY TV!
        Was unscripted and Jack actually getting pissed at the actor

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >DON’T LAUGH! THIS AIN’T REALITY TV!
          I remember how topical this line seemed at the time.

          I hardly remember this movie
          not one line, not one scene left a lasting impression

          I'm still slightly phobic of elevators because of this movie.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You only need to be afraid if there's an X in the elevator, anon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >big fricking dog

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MICROPRAWSESSAHS!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Prove your point and write some lines from the movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hardly remember this movie
      not one line, not one scene left a lasting impression

      no

      Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe frick yourself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe, maybe not. Maybe go frick yourself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna have to tree-ex ya on the possibility of frickin' yehself, theah.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hardly remember this movie
    not one line, not one scene left a lasting impression

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only remember Marky Mark in a tracksuit wearing trashbags on his feet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I only remember Marky Mark in a tracksuit wearing trashbags on his feet.

      >Mazda's put on kino as background noise while they dilate

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The rat in the final scene was ridiculous

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was on the nose and unnecessary but this weird online cult that thinks it's the biggest slight in filmmaking are far more cringe and gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brings the movie down from 10/10 to 9/10 for me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        filtered

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Scorcese pulling an American Taxi

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you're not a homo; married guy seems more stable; people see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a b***h; ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your wiener must work.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OVATIME

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the most boomer quote in any film?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s a mostly unspoken truth and it’s refreshing to hear it said out loud

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it makes me feel 5 years younger billy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Incel detected

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the matter with you zoomers? its always boomer this and boomer that.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >IT FRICKING HURTS!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did scorsese make jack cry about Black folk in the opening scene?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's the guy doing his job. You must be the other guy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heard Shaq and some other black celebrities walked out in protest at the official opening during that scene lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        let's not cry over spilled guineas

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was just Jack shooting the shit between takes while the mic was hot. He was actually kind pissed Scorcese was contractually allowed to use it, but we all have to admit, it worked.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > That scene at the end where the characters start killing each other.

    I didn't know that Martin Scorcece had returned to comedy

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This post made me realize all the quotes are basically like peaky blinders shitposts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How's your mother?
        >Good, she's tired from fricking my father.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        phew, good thing alec didnt have a loaded gun. God knows what else could have happened.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s such an old saying

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Qui bono - who benefits?
    >Qui gives a shit - it's got a freaking bow on it.
    >...I think you are a cop, my son.
    this little throwaway scene justifies the entire movie's existence for me

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >most quotable movie
    it's either this, Snatch or Big Lebowski

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the matter smart ass, you don't know any fricking Shakespeare?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >YAH FAHTHAH TENDED BAH IN HAVAHD YAHD WAHKING FAH JORDAN MAHSH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I liked his uncle Jacky bettah

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when movies casually used words like homosexual and Black person.
    It was a better time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >some guys just want to slam a Black person's head through a plate glass window
      that was actually unscripted, marky mark was just riffing on hiring standards amongst the salvation army

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >And one uncle since you seem to know everything.
    >Last I heard he was married to a twelve year old boy living on a beach in Thailand.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If he had said Vietnam the movie would’ve been pretty much made for us

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NO TICKI NO LAUNDRY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >GET RID OF THE FRICKING TAIL

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My gf when I walk into the bedroom wearing my favourite buttplug.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What is she, on her period?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Now, she's not a girl I can't hit, but she's almost a girl I can't hit. So my P.O. made a ruling...

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You filled out the application remember? Now we're the only two people on this Earth that even know you're a Janny
    >How about we erase your file? How about we erase your file and bam, you're just another shitposter on Cinemaphile, open to ban for I don't know how many Sneed posts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >12 years from now, you can be anything else in the world but you will not be a Cinemaphile janitor.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I‘ve been playing around with video editing
    >Cut three minutes out of the departed

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AH'M NAWT A CAWP

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The rat at the end of the movie was so heavy handed and just awful. I can’t believe they did that kek

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This has to be the most quotable movie of all time
    Snatch.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Im irish
    >I am also Irish
    >we in Boston after all
    BRAVO

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Jack dropping the n bomb in the first 5 minutes

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scorsese is such a hack he needed to copy a superior Hong Kong movie banking on the fact that the clueless westoid masses didn't know about the original movie. Absolute creative bankruptcy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares Chang

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >removed 4000 jump cuts
      Departed > Depalted

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quentintino does this too and it works. Cover songs are a thing, what's so wrong with "cover movies"? They tell you they're doing it. They're not pulling a Mencia/Schumer.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shot Caller (2017) is far more quotable. At least it had a hilarious wave of big meme activity, unsure I'm too much of a newbie to know when the Departed did but I don't think it did.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cameos in his own movie just to say Black person

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Allegedly or frick yourself?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me and my friends did go through a departed faze. YOU LEAVE HIM IN THE FRICKING MARSH, NOT WHERE JOHN JANwiener GOES TO GET A BLOWJOB EVERY THURSDAY. Oh and my favorite was MICROPROCESSORS, idk wtf they are you don't know wtg they are. Let's do this. We would just say micro processors really funny all the time like artists when we would party or drive around drinking and smoking blinds and doing mild amounts of hard drugs

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