This has to be the most quotable movie of all time. Not a single scene or line or character that is not memorable and extremely entertaining.
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This has to be the most quotable movie of all time. Not a single scene or line or character that is not memorable and extremely entertaining.
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My question is this; when you’re staring down the barrel of a loaded gun… what’s the difference?
>When I tell you to drop a body in the marsh, you drop it in the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hanwiener GOES EVERY THURSDAY TO GET A FRICKING BLOWJOB
DON’T LAUGH! THIS AIN’T REALITY TV!
Was unscripted and Jack actually getting pissed at the actor
>DON’T LAUGH! THIS AIN’T REALITY TV!
I remember how topical this line seemed at the time.
I'm still slightly phobic of elevators because of this movie.
You only need to be afraid if there's an X in the elevator, anon.
>big fricking dog
>MICROPRAWSESSAHS!
Prove your point and write some lines from the movie
Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe frick yourself.
Maybe, maybe not. Maybe go frick yourself.
Gonna have to tree-ex ya on the possibility of frickin' yehself, theah.
I hardly remember this movie
not one line, not one scene left a lasting impression
I only remember Marky Mark in a tracksuit wearing trashbags on his feet.
>Mazda's put on kino as background noise while they dilate
The rat in the final scene was ridiculous
it was on the nose and unnecessary but this weird online cult that thinks it's the biggest slight in filmmaking are far more cringe and gay
Brings the movie down from 10/10 to 9/10 for me
filtered
>Scorcese pulling an American Taxi
>Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you're not a homo; married guy seems more stable; people see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a b***h; ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your wiener must work.
OVATIME
Is this the most boomer quote in any film?
It’s a mostly unspoken truth and it’s refreshing to hear it said out loud
>it makes me feel 5 years younger billy
Incel detected
What's the matter with you zoomers? its always boomer this and boomer that.
>IT FRICKING HURTS!
Why did scorsese make jack cry about Black folk in the opening scene?
He's the guy doing his job. You must be the other guy.
heard Shaq and some other black celebrities walked out in protest at the official opening during that scene lol
let's not cry over spilled guineas
That was just Jack shooting the shit between takes while the mic was hot. He was actually kind pissed Scorcese was contractually allowed to use it, but we all have to admit, it worked.
> That scene at the end where the characters start killing each other.
I didn't know that Martin Scorcece had returned to comedy
>My theory on Feds is that they're like mushrooms, feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark
This post made me realize all the quotes are basically like peaky blinders shitposts
>How's your mother?
>Good, she's tired from fricking my father.
phew, good thing alec didnt have a loaded gun. God knows what else could have happened.
That’s such an old saying
>Qui bono - who benefits?
>Qui gives a shit - it's got a freaking bow on it.
>...I think you are a cop, my son.
this little throwaway scene justifies the entire movie's existence for me
>most quotable movie
it's either this, Snatch or Big Lebowski
What's the matter smart ass, you don't know any fricking Shakespeare?
>YAH FAHTHAH TENDED BAH IN HAVAHD YAHD WAHKING FAH JORDAN MAHSH
I liked his uncle Jacky bettah
I miss when movies casually used words like homosexual and Black person.
It was a better time.
>some guys just want to slam a Black person's head through a plate glass window
that was actually unscripted, marky mark was just riffing on hiring standards amongst the salvation army
>And one uncle since you seem to know everything.
>Last I heard he was married to a twelve year old boy living on a beach in Thailand.
If he had said Vietnam the movie would’ve been pretty much made for us
NO TICKI NO LAUNDRY
>GET RID OF THE FRICKING TAIL
My gf when I walk into the bedroom wearing my favourite buttplug.
What is she, on her period?
Now, she's not a girl I can't hit, but she's almost a girl I can't hit. So my P.O. made a ruling...
>You filled out the application remember? Now we're the only two people on this Earth that even know you're a Janny
>How about we erase your file? How about we erase your file and bam, you're just another shitposter on Cinemaphile, open to ban for I don't know how many Sneed posts
>12 years from now, you can be anything else in the world but you will not be a Cinemaphile janitor.
>I‘ve been playing around with video editing
>Cut three minutes out of the departed
AH'M NAWT A CAWP
The rat at the end of the movie was so heavy handed and just awful. I can’t believe they did that kek
>This has to be the most quotable movie of all time
Snatch.
> Im irish
>I am also Irish
>we in Boston after all
BRAVO
For me, it's Jack dropping the n bomb in the first 5 minutes
Scorsese is such a hack he needed to copy a superior Hong Kong movie banking on the fact that the clueless westoid masses didn't know about the original movie. Absolute creative bankruptcy
No one cares Chang
>removed 4000 jump cuts
Departed > Depalted
Quentintino does this too and it works. Cover songs are a thing, what's so wrong with "cover movies"? They tell you they're doing it. They're not pulling a Mencia/Schumer.
Shot Caller (2017) is far more quotable. At least it had a hilarious wave of big meme activity, unsure I'm too much of a newbie to know when the Departed did but I don't think it did.
>cameos in his own movie just to say Black person
Allegedly or frick yourself?
Me and my friends did go through a departed faze. YOU LEAVE HIM IN THE FRICKING MARSH, NOT WHERE JOHN JANwiener GOES TO GET A BLOWJOB EVERY THURSDAY. Oh and my favorite was MICROPROCESSORS, idk wtf they are you don't know wtg they are. Let's do this. We would just say micro processors really funny all the time like artists when we would party or drive around drinking and smoking blinds and doing mild amounts of hard drugs