This is legitimately the best animated film of all time
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not even top 25
if it's not in your top 25 you have something wrong with your head. likely disney mind virus. The only good disney movies were made during the disney renaissance and even then none of them except maybe the lion king are masterpeices like prince of egypt
>American movies are the only movies
>The Lion King is a masterpiece
movies are the only movies
yes
yes
Correct, tranime need not apply
No I like Broly because he’s really strong
>The only good disney movies were made during the disney renaissance
shit taste
almost all the best animated movies are Japanese or European, I agree that Disney is shit
ghili is just japanese disney. they have a few really good movies but the rest are not that good
Aside from Castle in the sky, Spirited away and maybe Mononoke they're just meh with really good animation.
homie castle in the sky is the only somewhat meh Miyazaki film, what are you talking about?
Howl's moving castle, Nausicaa of the valley of the winds, Porco Rosso, Kiki's delivery service, and Totoro are all better than it
>maybe mononoke
it's the best of the three you listed. Also Spirited is massively overrated
>or European
Like what? Don’t give me less than 5 either
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Krtek a telefon
Krtek fotografem
Krtek a medicína
Bratr, můj!
Earnest and celestine is kino.
The king and the mockingbird is kino
Triplets of Belleville is kino
Time masters is kino
Summit of the gods is utter kino
Wolfwalkers is kino
To name a few....
For me its when my homie says he'll hear no more hebrew nonsense
It's definitely the best animated Dreamworks film but a lot of Disney, Pixar and Ghibli surpass it.
I pick Lady and the Tramp
it starts out great (a few unfunny moments aside) but runs out of steam
i couldn't connect with the characters. Moses, Rameses, Aaron and Tzipporah aren't very sympathetic, while the priest duo was unpleasant
>MOSES!
What was his problem?
Lost his best friend, lost his son. He was punished beyond belief by the man he once called brother.
He realized how big of a mistake letting the israelites go was.
they werent israelites though. the people that left were a mixture of Egyptians AND a Semitic people known as Hebrews, not israelites. israelites are just one tribe of 13 called israelities, they don’t make up the whole thing. Moses wasn’t israeli, he was from the tribe of Levi, not Judah
Fricker lived till 80, with none of his family. Deserved.
til 90
And he had like 100 sons and daughters so he certainly had nephews alive at least
the comedy is bad. What little jokes it has aren't funny at all
>it uhhhhh didn't make me laugh
homie you want a truck to help you out with all that cherrypicking?
not a fan of this design. It's the long cheekbones
I WILL NOT LET
YOUR
PEOPLE
GO!!!!!!
I WILL NOT LET YOUR PEEPUL... GOH
ELOHIM
GOD ON HIGH
CAN'T YOU HEAR YOUR PEOPLE CRY?
Such a tune.
Love the Warhammer40k scale of the PoE world.
what the frick kinda nonsense is this
Believe it or not, the statues and columns in Egypt are not 600ft tall.
I thought it was Elohim Adonai
It is Adonai in the second verse
Cinemaphile.org:
where one goes to discuss hebrew prayer terms
Unironic kino
There hasn't been a better song in animated films since
Fantasia (1940)
The Jungle Book (1967)
Castle in the Sky (1986)
The Land Before Time (1988)
Grave of the Fireflies (1988)
Akira (1988)
Porco Rosso (1992)
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
The Lion King (1994)
Princess Mononoke (1997)
Chicken Run (2000)
Shrek (2001) (unironically)
Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
Waltz with Bashir (2008)
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
Are all better
>Fantasia
barely watchable minus select scenes. an art piece that nobody of the time even liked.
>The Jungle Book
good animation, shit jogger swing/jazz music
>Castle in the Sky
typical Miyazaki dumb save the earth female empowerment fantasy
>The Land Before Time
for literal toddlers
>Grave of the Fireflies
propaganda
>The Nightmare Before Christmas
terrible idea. one of burtons worst
>The Lion King
muh african culture. nah, more dumb neo Disney crap to brainwash kids
>Princess Mononoke
see castle in the sky
>chicken run
boring, forgettable, mean spirited
>shrek
lame. also bad message
>howls moving castle
see castle in the sky
>Wallace and gromit
meh, it’s ok. Nothing spectacular
>waltz with bashir
propaganda
>fantastic mr fox
literally the only good flick outa this list
>implying The Prince of Egypt isn't propaganda
It's pretty neutral, dumbfrick moron.
>POE
>propaganda
how can you miss the point this fricking hard HOW CAN YOU MISS THE POINT THIS FRICKING HARD?
prince of egypt is not a "religious" movie. It never was nor was it ever intended to be. It uses religion as a framing to tell a story about the conflict between two brothers who were once close friends. It's a story about arrogance, humility, acceptance. If you can't see any of that then you really are just a fedora wearing lardass who lets christians live rent free in your head.
>how can you miss the point this fricking hard HOW CAN YOU MISS THE POINT THIS FRICKING HARD?
*proceeds to suck cut hebrew dick*
I'm athiest. You are moronic.
stupid antitiest fedora tippers literally cannot go 10 seconds without blaming Christians for all of the evils of the world.
>I'm athiest. You are moronic.
sweet irony
too bad it misses the mark because the characters aren't likeable, the designs are ugly, and the dialogue is ponderous and dry
>Dialogue is ponderous and dry
That's just cause it's deep man.
>arrogance, humility, acceptance
This is Cinemaphile(nel), anon, where the former is mistaken for a virtue and the latter two for sins.
propaganda for what? anti-slavery?
How to say you you're allergic to fun without saying it
>mean spirited
Mysteriousmrenter detected.
What a boring, shitty person you are. I really hope your bottom surgery goes well at least you joyless homosexual.
>chicken run
>mean spirited
it’s communist propaganda
What constitutes propaganda in your opinion.
Is it having a political message?
Is it presening a moral to kids?
Is it portraying villians as villians and heroes as heroes?
Please, I'd like to know.
Chicken Run is better than The Great Escape. Saw the latter recently for the first time and was very disappointed.
Forgot Porco Rosso, unironically Miyazakis best
run
>boring, forgettable, mean spirited
I wish I could strangle you to death
Imagine not enjoying anything. I like all these movies, whilst still having Prince of Egypt as my favourite. Don't harden your heart like Pharaoh.
There is hardly anything to do with “African culture” in The Lion King at all except for some of the music and the voice actor for Rafiki. Even then, it’s very Westernized. You’re a fricking moron. The story takes inspiration from fricking Hamlet- how much more European could you possibly get?
James earl jones is black you freaking idiot
But he’s not from FRICKING Africa, you dumbass and the character he plays isn’t very African in the script/dialogue.
>Grave of the Fireflies
propaganda
>shrek
lame. also bad message
what a dumb moron, you are really pathetic, go away, shitty taste, you just want to be a contrarian moron.
>mean spirited
What do you even mean?
>Stop having fun!
>all the seething replies
based
Howls is fricking garbage.
Go read the books and realise that Miyazaki had become a total egotistical hack.
>no Shrek 2, the superior Shrek
meh
Shrek 2 is tripe
>Sausage Party director making a Shrek sequel on the heels of 9/11
Shrek 2 is the most cynical and crass family animation film ever made
Other than literally anything made in Japan.
Y did God harden Pharaoh's heart?
Plz don't tell me "God works in mysterious ways." That's a non answer. If that's the case then just ignore God unless he directly intervenes in your life with a plague or some shit.
pharaoh hardened his own heart, god just took the credit
That's not what it says on the page tho.
Frick em that's why
Egyptians aren't people
the egyptians or Hammites, are one of the three Caucasian races (Semites, Japhities, and hammites) named after Noah’s sons, Shem, Japheth, and Ham
whiter than you, Pablo
From the israeli perspective non israelites are not human. That's what I meant.
sure ya did, jose
>le /r/atheism gotcha
I can never tell if these posts are serious or a meme
I always took it as God’s actions hardened the pharaoh’s heart, not that he literally hardened his heart otherwise why the frick wouldn’t he just make him a more kind pharaoh?
Read the book of Job
so God does/allows bad shit just because he wants to win bets against Satan?
Keep in mind he even LOSES the bet against Satan (the bet being whether Job will curse him).
pretty sure free will is an important thing in the bible? god wants man to chose to be good. That being said giving someone free will and then punishing them for using it the "wrong way" is kinda silly
I don't think a Wikipedia resume will do. Read the real thing
>Keep in mind he even LOSES the bet against Satan (the bet being whether Job will curse him).
Did you even read it? Despite how far Job sinks he never succumbs to cursing God's name.
it disgusts me how the animation community now regards Prince of Egypt as a masterpiece and El Dorado as a good movie
picture very related
bad film. It doesn't have a good story, none of the characters are positive role models (not even your beloved Chel, whose voice acting is grating), comedy is innocuous and not very funny, pacing is all over the place, main antagonist is bland, the CG stuff like the gold or water are distracting, most of the songs are mediocre, and the third act is rushed
El Dorado is... let's call it ungraceful. The animation style is befitting a more dramatic story like Prince of Egypt, which is how Road was originally pitched - with a much more serious and dramatic tone. They decided that after POE they wanted to go a little lighter, which is fine, but the animation and music didn't really update to reflect this decision and so you have this very jarring clash between the aesthetics and the tone.
It's interesting because Emperor's New Groove went through a very similar transition from the more dramatic Kingdom of the Sun it was pitched as to the very light, comedic film it became, and I think honestly Road would have benefitted from a similar shift in animation style.
it isn't a good film. Simple as
>a little lighter
they went overboard. The end result is extremely innocuous and full of silly humor
The problem is they didn't go far enough - they balked and it ended up in this weird middle-ground where it's neither a strong serious drama nor a strong light comedy. If they wanted to make it light they needed to go whole hog, but that would have involved basically redoing the entire screenplay and animation design.
pretty much. Just watch Emperor's New Groove
My personal favourite is Princess Mononoke. But that's good too.
>bad guys use guns
>good guys use swords
hate this trope
its because of the meiji restoration
not even the best animated film distributed by Dreamworks that year. Antz is better (made by a different studio in another city)
YOU WHO I CALL BROTHER,
HOW COULD YOU HAVE COME TO HATE ME SO?
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?
NO MATTER HOW HIGH THE COST MAY GROW
I WILL NEVER LET
YOUR
PEOPLE
GO
THUS SAYETH THE LORD
i don't see what you find so amazing about this. It's... fine. Just fine. Not the most likeable characters (Moses shouldn't have humiliated Tzipporah)
>Not the most likeable characters (Moses shouldn't have humiliated Tzipporah)
did you not watch the movie at all? That's his entire character arc. He starts out as a pompous butthole and learns to accept and care about people.
more like he goes from a pampered brat to having no personality. He is a plank of wood in the second half
It's good but it does not surpass the heights that nip animation has climbed before
THERE CAN BE MIRACLES
WHEN YOU BELIEVE
(when you believe)
WHEN HOPE IS FRAIL
IT'S HARD TO KILL
(It's hard to kill.)
Absolutely based anon. I was wondering how long it would take for someone to quote the best song in this kino. Even getting these two divas to sing together is art.
Need more Ancient Egyptian religious kino tbqh
PoE is the better film on basically every level but I love the story of Joseph King of Dreams so much more
Better Than I is a masterpiece for anyone who's ever felt lost or lacking purpose
>I thought I did what's right
>I thought I had the answers
>I thought I chose the surest road
>But that road brought me here
the music in these movies is fantastic
i couldn't even finish that film. Nobody was likeable. Protagonist was a Gary Stu
Anon I don't think I've ever seen someone miss the point of a movie harder than you just did
such a dumb flick
I like this thread. It's nice posting songs from films precious to our childhood, when things were simpler and we didn't have as many worries, it's bearing a deep part of our soul. That child like whimsical part you learn to tuck away to make yourself less vulnerable when presented with the world's cruelties.
yeah, I never want to grow up. real life is hard!
waste of celluloid. This didn't need to be made
?
Why the frick would i want to watch cartoon joos
good review
https://www.salon.com/1998/12/18/reviewc_5/
Maybe not the best, but it's easily top 10.
It'd be top 5 if they'd given the 'big boys' scene one more pass on the editing table before production.
>This is legitimately the best animated film of all time
lol sure homosexual
>midwit bait
>T.pol gay with temp iq
Your movie is nonsense and low T and you can't refute this, loser.
Says a chinlet with b***h breasts and info spoon fed from pol shitposters. Just say you fell for meme, your life will be better.
My chin is quite nice and I'm low body fat. Your movie on the other hand sucks and you are an effeminate midwit. Cope and seethe.
Sure it is buddy. And 2 inches is the average and only the brightest of critics come from pol. But hey at least Im not kissing the ass of israelitewood.
2 inches of what? Also, I don't even browse /misc/, you dumb homosexual.
Sure you don’t. I mean where else would you get someone calling a “midwit” as an insult?
A question only a midwit could come up with.
An answer only a pol mongoloid would come up with.
>rent free
>resorting to troony memes
You are quite desperate aren’t you?
Yawn
Cool larp bro.
>teleports behind you
this is so overrated its insane
honestly it is. I watched it with zero biases going in and it was just ok.
The technical quality of the animation is unsurpassed and the music is good. It's not great otherwise but the animation is not underrated by any means, it's the best of all time.
>seething replies
Yep, I'm thinking it's a masterpiece.
Agreed, even when the film is not completed, is still really enjoyable.
Also frick that religious propaganda, I'm fricking bored of the bible's stories, even bible black is waaaay better than all that crap
>Kung Fu Panda
>Ratatouille
>Joseph King of Dreams
>Chicken Run
>Megamind
Yes I'm based
you wear diapers too
i’m a christgay and I don’t even agree with this. it’s cool, it’s not amazing or anything. animation tends to be super overrated. the best animated movie is roger rabbit btw
Holy based
>I’m a Christian and I love the Spielisraelite hyper sexualized cartoon!
ngmi
what does being christian have to do with this movie which is not religious. I ask you to find a scene in this movie wherein moses's faith in god is tested. Religion is just the framing device for the movie proper
>a scene in this movie wherein moses's faith in god is tested.
where he literally question god as the burning bush whether he should do it or not? Pretty monumental scene
He never questions what he's looking at IS god. He even immediately removes his sandals in respect.
He directlys questions God and pitfully asks “Why me? They won’t listen! etc” this is in the Bible, and god has to correct him. In the film it suggests god is even a little frustrated with Moses persistence and raises his voice. Moses breaks down, and comfortingly God embraces him to educate him on his will and Moses submits, it’s a very intense scene, how’d you miss this?
it’s adapting a religious story and isn’t doing it in a pozzed manner where all the supernatural stuff has a materialistic explanation
Agreed. Pic related was quite excellent too though. I also really like vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust, Dragon Ball Super: Broly, Joseph: King of Dreams and Sinbad (2003).
That’s not Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
just that moment with Snow White blowing a kiss is more endearing than anything Tzipporah or Miriam ever do
Girls being cute is enough to make a movie for you?
The singing ruins it
musicals are for homosexuals
don't (You) me I don't want to hear any of your hebrew nonsense
I was like you when I was 14. Time to grow up, buddy.
it could've used a kiss scene between Moses and Tzipporah. There are no kisses in this film
It's not a love story so no, it doesnt need a kiss scene. The entire point of the movie is a contrast between moses and his brother and the different paths they took in life.
Which.... is not saying a lot since animated movies are a media for children to be parked somewhere while they're parents are busy
>midwit take
GLEAMING IN THE MOONLIGHT
COOL AND CLEAN AND ALL I'VE EVER KNOWN
ALL I'VE EVER WANTED
SWEET PERFUMES OF INCENSE
GRACEFUL ROOMS OF ALABASTER STONE
ALL I'VE EVER WANTED
overrated, at least the girl is a top total ghoul-prostitute
I only found out this year that, apart from the old testament, there is 0 evidence the israelites were ever enslaved in egypt.
Also I watched the thief and the cobbler for the first time this week and I thought it was really good. I really liked what they did with all the checkered backgrounds in motion.
Racist against Egyptians. It sucks.
>Ancient Egyptians canonically played Yugioh
>Moses canonically parted the Red Sea with a Beyblade
I'm smelling the greatest crossover event in history
forgetting something?
Good film along with Watership Down.
BRRRIIIIIIGGGGHHHHTT EEEEEYYYEEESS
Rewatched the opening of the film and just now realized the whole thing is an allegory for israelites.
>rent free
I wasn't even making a value judgment. It just went over my head as a kid that it's a retelling of Exodus.
Prince with a Thousand Enemies bros...
reminder that pic related was the first CG movie by the 2D department of Dreamworks after abandoning 2D
judging by how mediocre El Dorado, Spirit and Sinbad turned out, they did the right choice in switching to CG. This was an improvement over their recent works and audiences clearly thought so (it did better than El Dorado, Spirit and Sinbad combined)
when production on Shark Tale started in 2001, Spirit wasn't finished yet and Sinbad was also next on the pipeline. They made the decision to make both 2D and CG films
after Sinbad flopped in july 2003, they announced they were going to abandon 2D. Shark Tale was over halfway finished by that point
Secret of Nimh says otherwise but yes its a great animated film.
>Road to El Dorado, Spirit, Sinbad
shame the next ones were so bland. They also looked worse
Never watched it because I'm afraid that the israelites botched the story and blasphemed Yahweh as they tend to do.. being the synagogue of Satan.
it's literally a israeli story...
The modern ~~*jews*~~ re-invented themselves after rejecting Yahweh's incarnation 2000 years ago.
They became the religion known as rabbinical judaism.
Everything about them is anew and twisted compared with the worshipers in the land of Israel up to the 2nd temple destruction, let alone such ancient peoples.
massive cope that allows you to justify believing in a semitic religion, not different substantially from the cope of the "black israelites" and nation of islam
This is a israeli story.
>synagogue of Satan
easy tell of new wave christcuckery. which infographic made you a tradcath?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SEND THE PESTILENCE AND PLAGUE INTO MY HOUSE, INTO MY BED, INTO MY STREAMS, INTO MY STREETS, INTO MY DRINK, INTO MY BREAD, UPON MY CATTLE, ON MY SHEEP, UPON MY OXEN IN MY FIELD, INTO MY DREAMS, INTO MY SLEEP UNTIL I BREAK UNTIL I YIELD
I associate moronation and derailing with any usage of soijack and low quality memes therefore I never bother to read the posts.
I do the same with the dumb frog posters.
Are you such a fricking newbie that this specific 2020 use of soijack is something you're unfamiliar?
>NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN FIRSTBORN AIEEEEEEE
>NO I WILL NOT LET YOUR PEOPLE GO! BECAUSE... BECAUSE I SAID SO OKAY
Antz and original Shrek are better than PoE imo
>the one I'm the most nostalgic for is the best!
>hasn't seen Gandahar
AND OUR LOVE GROWS
I SEND MY SCOURGE I SEND MY SWORD
THUS SAITH THE LORD
>I am that... I JUST AM OKAY!
>no you aren- URK
god never said this though
It's a joke on Exodus 3:14, but I guess if you need the joke explained it's not funny.
Not a single mention of Cowboy Bebop, ghost in the shell or Porco Rosso.
Also Poe is literally zionist propaganda.