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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not really.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nerd attempts to "correct" his art
    >absolutely rekts them in front of everyone
    Is J. Scott Campbell the most based Cinemaphile artist of the century?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >This is problematic
      Okay, I'll bite. How exactly is a pic Spidey chillin' with his family "problematic," OP? To me, this pic looks more wholesome than anything.

      >Is J. Scott Campbell the most based Cinemaphile artist of the century?
      Yes, he is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about about

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have a vague memory of this. Some nobody said some stupid shit about one of his covers being unrealistic and attempted a redraw(?) which Campbell then spun into a protracted "controversy" and "draw this in your style" art challenge. Honestly it felt kind of forced like he was intentionally trying to keep the flames going to promote himself and get some free art out of people. It was like he saw the shitflinging over that Manara spiderwoman cover and thought "I can milk some outrage too." At least it resulted in some decent cheesecake I guess.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The cover in OP is an homage to ASM 601, about which there was a bit of minor internet drama, including some Tumblr artists trying to redraw it with distant body proportions.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why is this cover $100+ on ebay? Just because of the drama around it?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it's one of the more iconic covers in the medium

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon is a schizo. Ignore him

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nope, he's right and you're a gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have a vague memory of this. Some nobody said some stupid shit about one of his covers being unrealistic and attempted a redraw(?) which Campbell then spun into a protracted "controversy" and "draw this in your style" art challenge. Honestly it felt kind of forced like he was intentionally trying to keep the flames going to promote himself and get some free art out of people. It was like he saw the shitflinging over that Manara spiderwoman cover and thought "I can milk some outrage too." At least it resulted in some decent cheesecake I guess.

        Your memory of it is completely wrong, first Campbell didn't flame anything, some moron on twitter tried to "fix" his art because it was too problematic, then people outside the ecochamber started ripping on the person who was "fixing" the art, eventually several other artists came racing to draw their own takes to either ride that small controversy or just take the piss.

        That's when Campbell just calmly redrew his own art, and even tried to agree on some points that pest made on being anatomically inaccurate, but they were a disingenuous little b***h who got on the defensive after Campbell himself appeared, not taking his word as a form or support, but as an attack instead, the other pests that agreed with the "fixer" cried in the same tune, thinking the man himself shouldn't ever dare to peacefully offer his own piece of mind, and even redraw the cover for fun, actually agreeing on some points the "fixer" made.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >who got on the defensive after Campbell himself appeared, not taking his word as a form or support, but as an attack instead, the other pests that agreed with the "fixer" cried in the same tune, thinking the man himself shouldn't ever dare to peacefully offer his own piece of mind, and even redraw the cover for fun, actually agreeing on some points the "fixer" made.
          What fricking crabs

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >but they were a disingenuous little b***h who got on the defensive after Campbell himself appeared, not taking his word as a form or support, but as an attack instead, the other pests that agreed with the "fixer" cried in the same tune, thinking the man himself shouldn't ever dare to peacefully offer his own piece of mind, and even redraw the cover for fun
          Why are they always like this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you mean improve, she is even hotter now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He did it again, what a chad

      >Is J. Scott Campbell the most based Cinemaphile artist of the century?
      He is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Is J. Scott Campbell the most based Cinemaphile artist of the century?
      Yes

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do they mean by this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      HE BOOPIN DA SNOOT!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He is finger the pussy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a happily married Peter, with two kids, still has eyes for the black cat
      Guess MJ is simply not good enough...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think you're forgetting this is Jonathan Hickman we're talking about. Peter and MJ are going to meet Felicia at a swingers club and frick her.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Would they even allow something like that.
          Your pic us allowed cause it's two guys and therefore okay to be shown. But two girls and one guy, no frickin way.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Would they even allow something like that
            If they were based, or a manga instead of a comic.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >a manga
              >only two girls

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Well this is a comic
                Two is enough
                And that they are of legal age is something out of the ordinary for the manga.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's playing with his Black and whiteCat

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stick to your 616 Spider-man starring Paul.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh coo-
    >ultimate spiderman
    :/

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    PETER

    PETER, STOP EJACULATING INSIDE YOUR HOT GINGER WIFE

    THAT WASN'T YOUR DESTINY, PETER

    YOUR DESTINY WAS TO FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE AND BE HATED BY EVERYONE

    PULL OUT OF YOUR WIFE AND TAKE ZE SPIDER BITE NOW PETER

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see middle aged daddy Peter seduced by hot teen Black Cat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Middle Aged Peter and Jailbait Felicia

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Middle Aged Peter and Jailbait Felicia

      >original Ultimate Spider-Man
      >older Black cat goes for jailbait Peter
      >nu Ultimate Spider-Man
      >older Peter goes for jailbait Black Cat
      BRAVO HICKMAN

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        his butt is better than hers goddamn

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >older Black Cat goes for jailbait Peter
        She puked on his dick when she found out how young he was. I was so disappointed in her.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They did Maximoff twincest but couldn't commit to milf Felicia hooking up with young Peter. Aaaahhhhhh I never win.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Aaaahhhhhh I never win
          Just like mainline Peter nowdays, kek.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Cat ears, but only in one panel

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, what if it's a boy?
        A friend his son for example

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Felicia is the family cat according to campbell

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now I want to see a version of that cover but with beefy werewolf MJ and her beefy werewolf daughter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >beefy werewolf MJ and her beefy werewolf daughter
      Frick that. I remember when beefy meant a masculine man with impressively masculine muscles. If it's not gay to like masculinely built women, then by George, it should be straight to like femininely built men!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it should be straight to like femininely built men!
        Good news

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >If it's not gay to like women, it shouldn't be gay to like men!

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    e-girlta...

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cute

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why is everything covered in jizz

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      does pete get a check for people putting his designs and likeness on shit?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no, but kingpin does, he owns the rights of spider-man

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I simply dont like Campbells art. Not because it’s sexy (I love Bruce timms art) but the faces in general look weird

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >THAT...THAT is PETER PARKER'S SPIDERMAN BEING....IN AN HAPPY MARRIAGGE WITH HIS 10/10 REDHEAD WIFE AND THEIR KIDS!!!
    >I'M GOING INSAAAAAANEEEEEE
    >SAVE ME, MEPHISTOMAN

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >filthy ginger children
    Yes it is

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    omg that is not how someone sits on a couch

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah that cup is gonna fall

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is unreadable
    WHERE ARE THE CHARTS HACKMAN

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's saving them for when Maker comes out of the city as some ultra gigamaxxed one hundred million IQ temporal monstrosity final boss.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't ultimate spiderman die years ago? When did he come back?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is an all new, all different ultimate universe.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >make a universe unburdened by a century of canon
        >brick it with convoluted continuity
        >repeat

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For you. Not for me.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a real cover? Or is it a reprint cover or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's a limited edition variant cover that you can get for an as yet unspecified but certainly extortionate price.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, the main problem is that May is not naked.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wtf!

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is MJ such a feet bawd?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well, according to several authors, her best attributes are always from the waist down.
      Which I fully support.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so is this series good? it really would be nice to have a new spider-man comic i consistently read and enjoy. haven’t had one of those in years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's decent enough. Kind of slow though.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Red hair is a recessive gene. Those aren't Peter's kids

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      May is Peter's real mom and had red hair :^)

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah!
    The American Dream is dead!
    Long live the status quo!

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