This made boomers die of laughter

This made boomers die of laughter

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the joke? I have never had sex, so don't be rude about explaining things.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick Yu

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one ever has.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sum ting wong

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ho Lee Sheet
        Wee Too Lo
        Bang Ding Ouch

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds like frick you. Hahahaha

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a subtle joke. Their names are Fook Mi and Fook Yu, which sounds similar to the phrases "frick me" and "frick you" referring to fornication, of two characters who are presented as effectively groupies of the protagonist

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh so its like basket roberts trust fund band?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fook mi (formerly chucks)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a subtle joke. Their names are Fook Mi and Fook Yu, which sounds similar to the phrases "frick me" and "frick you" referring to fornication, of two characters who are presented as effectively groupies of the protagonist
        I don't get it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So it's funny because it's called sneeds feed and seed but used to be owned by someone named chuck.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      James bond movies used to have characters names be subtle puns.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this movie in theaters and thought it was pretty terrible and lazy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As opposed to the rest of the film?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you having a stroke?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can always tell a young pup who wasn't there by how they say Goldmember is the best funniest one! I saw it in theaters and it was just kinda like yeah joke's over. Peak "and me too!!!" little sister ass Beyonce. Super hot Britney Spears though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I saw it in theaters and it was just kinda like yeah joke's over
        It was lostly
        >Muh cameo reel intro

        T. Saw it in kinoplex too

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its funny because I want to have tantric sweaty sex with two japanese girls

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the smell

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are not Japanese.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TWINS not girls.

      I can always tell a young pup who wasn't there by how they say Goldmember is the best funniest one! I saw it in theaters and it was just kinda like yeah joke's over. Peak "and me too!!!" little sister ass Beyonce. Super hot Britney Spears though.

      neyonce single handedly killed that franchise.

      It's been bullshit since George Bush the younger got a second term after being fake elected for his first term. Obama might have turned things around if the GFC didn't trip him over so badly.

      obongo was george bush jr. part 2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did on molly. They were prostitutes but it was unforgettable for $360

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how big were their feminine dicks?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anyone 1 second older than me is a 'boomer'!
    God damn you zoomers are insufferable.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gen X site btw.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *Millennial site

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay boomer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the joke
      Have you really been sitting there all these years thinking people were unironically saying anyone over 30 is a baby boomer
      God damn you're moronic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, that's not the joke you cretin, never was

        30+ year old boomer was about mindset of early millenials vs. late millenials+ Gen Z

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >n-no but originally
          Irrelevant. In this context it's clear how the term is being used and you're getting buttblasted over nothing.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stfu zoomer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anyone older than me is a boomer
      >anyone younger than me is a zoomer
      simple as

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      30 yo boomers exist. Millenials were heavily influenced by boomers in terms of their outlook on life. Zoomers are where things really shit the bed.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a character in James Bond named Chew Mee, the joke in this movie is taking a character with a sex pun for a name and making it a different sex pun

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Choomy
      don't get it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a Cyberpunk 2077 reference

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Hollywood keep casting SEA monkeys as Japanese?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most americans cant tell the difference

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SEA is cheaper/less quality with everything, including pussy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason they cast israelites as Whites. Ethnic slander.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Real Japanese people aren't all what you see in JAVs

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought they had chains on their panties for some reason.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This made boomers die of laughter
    Not really. The first one was meh, the second one was hilarious, the third one was trying too hard.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey old guy, why are old people all so socially awkward? Does moving your face too much hurt or something? I've always wondered but old people speak so slow I get bored waiting on an answer, and also they all smell weird.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not that old yet. I could not tell you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lame. Well let me know when you are so I can ask again.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The first one was meh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the "shh" scene and "one million dollars" scene was natural, logical and sovlfvl

      the "zip it" scene and "one billion" scene was forced, contrite and soulless

      reminds me of the zoolander latte scenes

      rule #1 of comedy DON'T MILK IT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're larping. actual boomer here. first one was a cultural phenom. no one asked about your personal (bad) taste.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The first one was meh
      top b8

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Diane Mizota from G4
    Always was surprised by this

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at least they were making comedy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit.
      Biden really made everyone go, "We're really just going to keep pretending a literally demented man is president?"
      And maybe you don't think anything about it but in the back of your head you still thought at least something worked but now you know it doesn't.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >biden
        look at 2017. Orange man bad so laughing is nono

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's been bullshit since George Bush the younger got a second term after being fake elected for his first term. Obama might have turned things around if the GFC didn't trip him over so badly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why were you so interested in 2015 and 2017 comedy movies

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this the 3rd movie? Everyone thought it was mid

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goldmember was the first austin powers movie I saw as a wee lad.
    I watched all three of them recently and the only thing funny to me in goldmember this time was when the bad guy character says "I love... goooooooooold"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      i was just gonna come in and say the same thing. i still find it funny. i even lol'd at your post
      lol

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie came on TV not too long ago and my zoomer gf (from a country not even remotely close to the west in either location or comedic sensibility) was entranced by it. I can't get her to sit still to watch 90% of films. It's clearly kino.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are the dutch like that

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    asian women are so cringe

    also hollywood is racist as frick despite pretending otherwise

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    even as a child I found this joke to be really cheap and unfunny

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn so you were a homosexual nerd from a very young age huh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i was busy laughing my booties off and drinking oj while your pretentious 10 year old ass was critiquing austin powers

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The third movie is "post-2013 Hollywood sequel"-tier. It just needs a reveal that he's actually gay. There's a reason why it killed the franchise.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously, some of the scenes were pretty much "Repeating somethin often enough automatically makes it funny!"
      >You have a neglectful father!
      >Your peers find it hilarious that you have a neglectful father!
      >The crowd of random strangers finds it hilarious that your dad won't show up to your graduation!
      Where exactly is the joke? Is this the writer's therapy session or something? Or is it a feminist writer who's throwing a pissy fit over the franchise's premise back before they were allowed to be so blatant about it?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Magnifying an issue to increasingly absurd heights is a classic formula, it just wasnt done in a funny way in goldmember.
        Also beyonce wasnt funny. And neither was michael caine. Goldmember was kind of funny just for how ridiculously moronic and unfunny he was.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Magnifying an issue to increasingly absurd heights is a classic formula
          It needs to be kinda absurd to start with. The evil laugh is a prime example. Or it needs to be some flaw of the character who's the blunt of the joke, even if it's just his horrible luck. Then the repetition amplifies the original mild punchline.

          You can't just hammer away at any ol' thing.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The same janitor laughing in all of them was pretty hysterical senpai

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Trannies know which bathroom to use you just get mad about it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah they know which bathroom to use, the wrong one

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mike meyers have never been funny

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SNEED MI? SNEED YU

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw i knew a big titty, mommy milker vietnamese milf that had "shall we shag now or shag later" in her facebook bio and managed to not frick her

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of them was an actress on G4 at the time and it was pretty funny and she was hot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh wow, i forgot it was the filter woman.
      diane mizota. also kind of strange, looking up her tv credits, like every role is "news reporter" "field reporter 4" "tv anchor".

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because non zoomers have taste.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every joke needs to be long and provide complex commentary on a current event, what were they thinking?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or at least feature Marginalised Representation

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >trangender lesbian
        So, a straight dude

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A disgusting fricking pervert son of a b***hing Black person clown-puppet-marionette mother fricker

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember being in a lecture, this fat dude was watching this movie on his ipod and thought it was pretty important to show me this scene

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yea its funny

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's legit funny. Way better than high volume = funny zoomer shit.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This made Japanese Coomers die of cooming

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when there's millions of real porn that look like this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but you need to get people excited on daytime TV before they even want porn
        it's a country of herbivore men

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >daytime TV
          neither of those were ever aired on daytime tv tho

          why were japanese so brown in the 90s?

          >Mi and Yu
          I'm pretty sure they are supposed to be chinese

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Prove your expertise when it comes to what has and hasn't aired on daytime TV

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i'm not sure that senran kagura shit was for tv in the first place. it looks like ad on youtube or something
              even if it was aired on tv in some way, it's relatively niche game with boobsand she's touching boobs in it so i'm 99.9% sure it wasn't aired on daytime tv. that's just how it works.

              and i still remember when this

              This made Japanese Coomers die of cooming

              came out
              because it was directed by sion sono and had some pantyshots of an idol i knew
              it was aired on midnight, of course

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he crosses this off at the end of the scene so they were canonically Japanese but yeah it would've been less Chinese-sounding if they were Fukumi and Fukuyu or something

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think back then people just didn't know enough japanese names to register fukumi and fukuyu as sounding like jap names

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            are they chinese or japanese?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >JAPANESE MAN
          >Prease rook at disu breast and fuk woman prease

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought nippons were conservative

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Conservatives love big tiddies

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why were japanese so brown in the 90s?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gyaru fashion

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't skin bleach yet

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats wrong with their underpants

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're not in my mouth

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All 3 Austin Powers movies were basically identical, even reused a tonne of the same jokes, yet people pretend that somehow some were great while others were shit.
    Why?

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    almost every time gaijin says something about japan, it's fricking wrong
    i basically gave up tho

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not like Japanese people can agree on values.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe yeah but what's still interesting to me is the balance
        people have been exposed to japanese media or japanese theme in media to the point where they feel confident in what they think about japan, and yet they are almost always wrong when they try to say something specifically
        i think it's the very delicate balance
        it's also interesting that that's just considered mostly acceptable in the west despite it's the ''woke'' era

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody cares, weeb.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what kind of things do they get wrong? Japanese culture being conservative (with the addendum that it's probably less conservative in city centres/places like Shibuya than corpo districts, suburbs and rural places)?
          AFAIK it's true that unmarried couples aren't supposed to cohabit or sleep over, ryokan won't allow unmarried couples to share a room, people generally don't do PDA beyond possibly handholding. and yet prostitution (light and not so light forms) is normalised, infidelity is normalised and you can buy women's worn panties and replica breasts in Don Quixote

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Source? Who is the girl on the left? She's cute.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those girls were at least 50 years old when this was filmed

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are they Chinese or Japanese?

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only things I remember about this movies are:
    >the HILARIOUS scene of a character backing up a vehicle in a hallway
    >the HILARIOUS scene of a character screaming as a super slow vehicle was going to run over him
    >the villain asking for one million dollars as if it was a lot
    >the female character called Olora vegana (I'm from Spain) which is not funny but that, back then, made me to burst out laughing
    >everybody finding the fat bastard hilarious, which I never got

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Olora

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The most memorable thing for me is that you have this whole romantic subplot in the first film that ends with him getting married to his female partner. Then at the start of the second film in an intentionally ridiculous retcon she turns out to be an evil robot assassin sent by Dr. Evil. When he tells this to his boss he just says "yes, sadly, we knew all along" she's never mentioned again, and Austin just say guess that means I'm a bachelor again and is instantly in high spirits.

      Thought that was a really good parody of how every bond movie has the love interest from previous films gone without acknowledgement.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But bond DID get married and she is acknowledged.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    even as an 8 year old seeing this i found this pretty problematic for reasons i couldnt articulate at the time, just a sense deep down in my core that what I was watching was wrong and degenerate

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me too. Unironically. It wasn't even high effort either. Just lazy and dumb.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kino

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daddy wasn't there
    To take me to the fair

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >frick all you need are bags for their head
    >they're already _carrying_ bags
    This is some 200 IQ shit that can't have been intentional.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was 63 when this movie came out. It made me chuckle sensibly.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Boomers conveniently ignore that having a three way with twins is incest

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All three movies are about the same quality and the third one had some of the funniest parts in the series.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >confusing millennials with boomers
    Tell me you’re a Black person without telling me you’re a Black person

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