This shit was so disturbing
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>Tortoise: "It's a living!"
Kek
DANKK
Kys
It was my captcha
It's one way to get ahead in life that's for sure
Made for BWC
I have jerked off to worse
it was funny
yeah that's why hank had ptsd over it
shitty plot device to make him survive the explosion
Maybe some sex gifs could help him cope.
Where is that prop head today?
Pretty sure Conan used it as a gag with a turtle on his show around 10 years ago. I mean, Aaron Paul has admitted he’s stolen so much stuff from the set’s so I have no doubt he might have it lol
https://www.icollector.com/ONCE-UPON-A-TIME-IN-MEXICO-BREAKING-BAD-DANNY-TREJO-DEATH-SCENE-HEAD-KEEPER-QUALITY-GORE_i37030525
I thought they blew it up on the set. Unless they for some reason had two decapitated heads of Danny Trejo.
You’re right, I’m moronic. It’s clearly just a different prop they made. I haven’t seen this shit in years so I assumed they just had the real prop or an extra one.
>Okay Vince you're only allowed to say frick once a season but you're good to go on showing Danny Trejos severed head mounted on a tortoise
How did the turtle know when to explode?
it detonated when a policeman detached the head from the tortoise, did you even watch the scene?
That was right when the show jumped the shark.
Is he ok?
damn the nature is amazing how did they develop that
This turtle evolved an extra head to reach the leaves and fruits higher up.
Fascinating.
Atheists unironically want to teach that to our kids.
gosh darn
>he's never seen a decapitated head on a tortoise before
this scene was the very definition of cartel capeshit
cartels do some pretty wacky shit IRL
Yeah, they're a bunch of characters.
someone probably recreated the scene
>hank is now posting on Cinemaphile to deal with this trauma
It’s okay buddy, the turtle can’t hurt you anymore.
Do you think the turtle's hard shell managed to asborb the impact of the explosion?
I am a turtle shell exploding expert and yes, it manages to absorb 567 N out of a possible 8999.
Why was there even a turtle in the desert?
T O R T U G A
Ahh. Tortuga.
>record scratch
>"you're probably wondering how i wound up in this situation"
>agua por favor
>Exploding an innocent reptiles
Some people just got no respect.
you could say that the tortoise is getting ahead
Hello, Mine Turtle.
Yes. In America there are things known as Mexicans. Just know that they can't hurt you as long as you don't let them into your country.
Agreed.
Michaelangelo is a party dude
I liked the part where the beaner cops picked up the head and got their arms and legs blown off. That'll teach them to be mean to Hank.
Frick Hank
Shut up Gomie.
Danny Trejo's face is disturbing.
damn, i guess machete 3 was rough
>dude the cartel just poorly balanced a severed head with a rigged bomb on a turtle and then the turtle crawled exactly to where it was supposed to go for a long time without the bomb falling off or anything
lmfao at the manchildren that took this seriously
>dude but the cartel is savage!!!
yep. but they're not wizards that bend physics and control turtles LMFAO
do not underestimate mexican intellectuals
>you've heard of elf on a shelf now get a load of
>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
>THAT BOY NEEDS THERAPY
PSYCHOSOMATIC
This is pretty light if you've seen enough /misc/ or /gif/ gore threads. Maybe tv was a mistake
"Ok Mr. Turtle... it's time to "'head out.'"