This show is pure genius

This show is pure genius

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ok guys
    >Band meeting

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      bend*

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon: present
      Janny: present

      Has anyone seen op?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I HAD A BUNGIE BUT I DIED WHOAOHOH
      >I LIKE...PIIIIIIIIE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He plays the same character in Yes Man

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post best songs. For me, it's

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bowie 2nd
      >Inner City Pressure
      >Ladies of the World

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        also the scene where he sings brett you got it going on and states he spoons with him in his sleep

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What was that part about putting a wig on me

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the best one. Very nostalgic. Sucks that watiti rat ruined new eland humor with his gay shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is one of them definitely

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you a male prostitute as well?
        >No no, I'm just the guy that wears the big condom

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      lord of the ring, too many dicks, brett you got it going on, albi the racist dragon

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >albi the racist dragon
        GOAT from the standup for 'don't touch my tail you'll make it dirty' aside, but not nearly as good in the show where it was really forced in.

        For me "A Kiss is not a Contract" is my favorite.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mean to brag but I was the first one to upload their songs from the show on YouTube. Thry must've all been deleted by now though.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No way anon, that was you?!?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          We post amongst excellence

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Almost just posted this before I clicked on your link and realized it was the one I was thinking of
      >oh no
      >oh NOO NO no
      >oh NO no, what?
      Gets me every time

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also after the line
        >are you talking about a girl with a beautiful smile?
        The way Jemaine says
        >YEH
        always makes me lose my shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Somewhere there's a Golden Retriever, having a seizure."

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      My favourite song from the show is Carol Brown but their best song is bus driver song. Very sweet and sad as well as being funny.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leggy Blonde legit makes me cry sometimes.
      And I once tried to recreate the office supply percussion with a friend in hs and it was hard af.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        My friend from choir and I performed ‘Friends’ at our school talent show junior year of high school back in 2009 I think it was, just the two of us with guitars swapping back and forth between doing the backing “bum ba bum bum” vocals and singing the lyrics. Looking back now it was probably kind of cringe, we changed some of the names and the words in the song to make it more topical to our school but we made a lot of people laugh and it was a good time. That’s actually how I met the girl I would go on to date through that and senior year because she was a big FotC fan, that’s how we started talking afterwards

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    On paper It's not in any way funny. There's no jokes. It's just an aspy guy, his slightly normal friend and their bizarre manager having conversations that go nowhere. Plus it's a musical. That makes it even worse.
    But somehow it works. I have nfi how.
    Super comfy show

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Which one is the Aspie?
      The ambiguity makes it work

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual sapiens like music.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You calling me a homo?

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Yeah but you haven't been with any chicks
    > I know. But the girls I've thought about getting with have all been real hot
    > Yeah they have been pretty hot

    Or
    > Hey my moms on the phone
    > Tell her how about all the channels there are here
    > Mom, there's lots of TV channels here
    Pause
    > She wants to know how many
    > IDK, but there's lots

    How tf do they make that so funny? It's the same joke over and over again

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >> Yeah but you haven't been with any chicks
      >> I know. But the girls I've thought about getting with have all been real hot
      >> Yeah they have been pretty hot

      Almost word to word my teenage years.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll give you to the count of ten to get out of here
      >...
      >...
      >Are you going to start counting or...
      >I'm counting in my head

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >New Zealanders are pretty much the most disliked race in this whole country
        >What about black people?
        >They don't like you either

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >man I sure do miss that monkey

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite live action show of all time
    bret korean karaoke is top tier

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wear the eyepatch Bret
    Wear the funky funky eyepatch

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you miss him don’t you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not even funny, why do Americans love unfunny New Zealanders?
    T. New Zealander.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      T. Not pictured on any world map

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does any other country in the world exist for non Americans?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Puerto Rico.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but you wouldn't know about them.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think you need to work on your people skills
    Yeah shut up bret

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lightning in a bottle. Hats off to these Kiwi songbirds.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fleetwood Mac did some of their best stuff while cheating on each other
    >*nods* "Rumors"
    >No Bret, all true

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Quincy Jones, what are some albums he’s done Bret?
      >Michael Jackson’s Off the Wall
      >I’ll say he is! He’s off the planet!

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >northern hemisphere filth will never hear their best songs or the best arrangements
    The show butchers the frick out of almost everything it touches, it's sad but true.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fricking kino, I haven’t heard that in well over a decade. I need to dig out my CD set of their BBC2 radio series and give them a re-listen, it’s been about that long for all of those.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The I Got Hurt Feelings reprise ruined me.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was obsessed with the show for a while. Used to listen to the radio show on the bus to college and piss myself laughing. A lot of it is stuff that eventually ended up in the show though, so it is familiar

    I rewatched the show last year and it didn't hit like it did the first time. I have used to 'Maybe if you squint your ears' line when the opportunity presents itself for about a decade now though and it always gets a huge laugh. The bit that made me laugh the most on my rewatch though, was when Jermaine meets that Aussie lass and she tells him to say 'when' for milk while making him a tea with cereal milk. Shit broke me.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Used to listen to the radio show
      Thanks. Didn't know about this.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you'd have to be deaf to hear that

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    MURRAY, PRESENT

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pozzed people should be banned from the internet.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oddly enough this show came out around the same time as Scott Pilgrim (the comic, at least) and when I look back, the two are actually pretty similar. The slacker musician struggle was quite the hot topic back then.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    favorite song?
    i like Carol Brown
    >who organized all of my ex girlfriends into a choir and gpt them to sing?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers
      >But what's the real cost?
      >Cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper
      >Why are we still paying so much for sneakers
      >When you got them made by little slave kids
      >What are your overheads?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty
        >but I'm badly disfigured - laughed the Albanian boy

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers
      >But what's the real cost?
      >Cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper
      >Why are we still paying so much for sneakers
      >When you got them made by little slave kids
      >What are your overheads?

      >just wanna do something special for all the ladies in the world
      >out of sight, amazing lady
      >late night, hard working lady
      >arodite, pregnant lady
      >hermaphrodite, lady man lady

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This song goes very hard, greetings from Kazachstan

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        so close

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought this was their catchiest song by far

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm not crying, it's just been raining... on my face

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A PROSTITUTE
    >NO NO NO NO NO!
    >YOU CAN SAY NO TO BEING A MAN HO
    >A MALE GIGOLO!
    *steel drum plays*

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm afraid rewatching this show will only remind me of how much better things used to be.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad will still occasionally drop a leggy blonde reference

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >me whenever the phone rings

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      An emphatic statement of facts

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Jermaine have a decent career but Figwit hasn't really done much?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rhys Darby probably did the best out of all of them

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of people found him annoying but I thought he was fun in Half-Life. This line's really cool from him.

        ?si=x3PDEjIDvi0pqOD-

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many oscars does Jermaine have?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        True. He got carried by Muppetkino.
        Tamatoa in absolute shambles.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He fricking killed it with that score, wonderful movie the first one, most wanted was weak

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They call me the Hiphoppotumus
    >My lyrics are bottomless
    >...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
      >but you lovely b***hes and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
      >but you lovely b***hes and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this

      >And what do you have against Snoopy? Leave him alone, he's loveable!
      >N-no it's Snoop Dog-
      >I know he's a dog, Brett! I'm not totally living the dark ages

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He may be dead
    >He maybe did what?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah maybe he did or maybe he didn’t, what did he maybe do?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best bit, love me a Dave scene

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dave would be here from day 1.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you've got to be careful brit, I heard of one rapper who chopped this guy's whole body off. just left the dick behind
        >don't you mean they chopped his dick off?
        >no I mean they held his dick and chopped his whole body off. So in the end he was a dick.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The moment when Murray steps on the balcony during "Rejected" and starts the opera singing always sends my sides into orbit.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >She's so beautiful
    >like a tree

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >or a high class prostitute

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the most beautiful girl on the street
        >depending on the street

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just know this absolute banger from Chuck

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jemaine is hilarious. Bret is a humor void. No idea how those two ever linked up.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s called being the straight man, anon. It’s pretty synonymous with almost every comedy duo ever.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bret is a humor void
      Confirmed for never having seen Bret starting to dance out of frustration

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can somebody please
    >remove these
    >cutleries
    >from my knees

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The humans are dead
    The humans are dead

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The live versions of the songs are so much better. The show songs feels so sterile and neutered by comparision.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a kiss is not a contract
    >but its very nice

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >here I am all dressed in snake skin now I’m in the kitchen making love to your cake tin
    >oh no, is this the one you bake in? I told you I was freaky, did you think I was fakin’?

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    FASHION
    FA-FA-FA-FA-FASHION
    FASHION

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost 100 replies and not one mention of /doggy bounce/
    For shame, gentlemen

    ?si=uUi3VL2T29jndfBo

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's shit, and plagiarized, TODD

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who here /icp/
    inner city pressure

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Australians find songs so funny

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they’re human you waste of dubs. At least the non-abo’s

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    easily my favourite

    ?si=wSce8oXeGpL4ZqT9
    turns out he's dead

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't neglect the radio show.

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching late 2000s anti-comedy

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a young zoomer (1996) and my parents bought their album and we'd play it on long car rides. I'd fall asleep laughing. Good times.

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was hoping they'd do a movie because of the new songs they wrote after the show ended but it just ended up being something they could tour with

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The humans are dead
    >We poisoned their asses
    >With poisonous gasses

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you smoke grass out in space, man?
    >Or do they smoke astro-turf?

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why wasn't there an episode where one or both of them fricked the shit out of Mel?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man, I wanna frick the shit out of this googly eyed downie looking b***h so hard.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mel was a significant part in this series, she played crazy so well it made me want to frick her

      >I would anyway

      Also the scene where the girls offer the foursome I was so off that they didn't do thast

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