This show is pure genius
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>Ok guys
>Band meeting
bend*
Anon: present
Janny: present
Has anyone seen op?
>I HAD A BUNGIE BUT I DIED WHOAOHOH
>I LIKE...PIIIIIIIIE
He plays the same character in Yes Man
Post best songs. For me, it's
>Bowie 2nd
>Inner City Pressure
>Ladies of the World
also the scene where he sings brett you got it going on and states he spoons with him in his sleep
>What was that part about putting a wig on me
This is the best one. Very nostalgic. Sucks that watiti rat ruined new eland humor with his gay shit.
This is one of them definitely
>Are you a male prostitute as well?
>No no, I'm just the guy that wears the big condom
lord of the ring, too many dicks, brett you got it going on, albi the racist dragon
>albi the racist dragon
GOAT from the standup for 'don't touch my tail you'll make it dirty' aside, but not nearly as good in the show where it was really forced in.
For me "A Kiss is not a Contract" is my favorite.
I don't mean to brag but I was the first one to upload their songs from the show on YouTube. Thry must've all been deleted by now though.
No way anon, that was you?!?
We post amongst excellence
Almost just posted this before I clicked on your link and realized it was the one I was thinking of
>oh no
>oh NOO NO no
>oh NO no, what?
Gets me every time
Also after the line
>are you talking about a girl with a beautiful smile?
The way Jemaine says
>YEH
always makes me lose my shit
>"Somewhere there's a Golden Retriever, having a seizure."
My favourite song from the show is Carol Brown but their best song is bus driver song. Very sweet and sad as well as being funny.
Leggy Blonde legit makes me cry sometimes.
And I once tried to recreate the office supply percussion with a friend in hs and it was hard af.
My friend from choir and I performed ‘Friends’ at our school talent show junior year of high school back in 2009 I think it was, just the two of us with guitars swapping back and forth between doing the backing “bum ba bum bum” vocals and singing the lyrics. Looking back now it was probably kind of cringe, we changed some of the names and the words in the song to make it more topical to our school but we made a lot of people laugh and it was a good time. That’s actually how I met the girl I would go on to date through that and senior year because she was a big FotC fan, that’s how we started talking afterwards
On paper It's not in any way funny. There's no jokes. It's just an aspy guy, his slightly normal friend and their bizarre manager having conversations that go nowhere. Plus it's a musical. That makes it even worse.
But somehow it works. I have nfi how.
Super comfy show
>Which one is the Aspie?
The ambiguity makes it work
homosexual sapiens like music.
You calling me a homo?
> Yeah but you haven't been with any chicks
> I know. But the girls I've thought about getting with have all been real hot
> Yeah they have been pretty hot
Or
> Hey my moms on the phone
> Tell her how about all the channels there are here
> Mom, there's lots of TV channels here
Pause
> She wants to know how many
> IDK, but there's lots
How tf do they make that so funny? It's the same joke over and over again
>> Yeah but you haven't been with any chicks
>> I know. But the girls I've thought about getting with have all been real hot
>> Yeah they have been pretty hot
Almost word to word my teenage years.
>I'll give you to the count of ten to get out of here
>...
>...
>Are you going to start counting or...
>I'm counting in my head
>New Zealanders are pretty much the most disliked race in this whole country
>What about black people?
>They don't like you either
>man I sure do miss that monkey
my favorite live action show of all time
bret korean karaoke is top tier
Wear the eyepatch Bret
Wear the funky funky eyepatch
>you miss him don’t you
It’s not even funny, why do Americans love unfunny New Zealanders?
T. New Zealander.
T. Not pictured on any world map
Does any other country in the world exist for non Americans?
Puerto Rico.
Yes, but you wouldn't know about them.
I think you need to work on your people skills
Yeah shut up bret
Lightning in a bottle. Hats off to these Kiwi songbirds.
>Fleetwood Mac did some of their best stuff while cheating on each other
>*nods* "Rumors"
>No Bret, all true
>Quincy Jones, what are some albums he’s done Bret?
>Michael Jackson’s Off the Wall
>I’ll say he is! He’s off the planet!
>northern hemisphere filth will never hear their best songs or the best arrangements
The show butchers the frick out of almost everything it touches, it's sad but true.
Holy fricking kino, I haven’t heard that in well over a decade. I need to dig out my CD set of their BBC2 radio series and give them a re-listen, it’s been about that long for all of those.
The I Got Hurt Feelings reprise ruined me.
I was obsessed with the show for a while. Used to listen to the radio show on the bus to college and piss myself laughing. A lot of it is stuff that eventually ended up in the show though, so it is familiar
I rewatched the show last year and it didn't hit like it did the first time. I have used to 'Maybe if you squint your ears' line when the opportunity presents itself for about a decade now though and it always gets a huge laugh. The bit that made me laugh the most on my rewatch though, was when Jermaine meets that Aussie lass and she tells him to say 'when' for milk while making him a tea with cereal milk. Shit broke me.
>Used to listen to the radio show
Thanks. Didn't know about this.
you'd have to be deaf to hear that
MURRAY, PRESENT
Pozzed people should be banned from the internet.
Oddly enough this show came out around the same time as Scott Pilgrim (the comic, at least) and when I look back, the two are actually pretty similar. The slacker musician struggle was quite the hot topic back then.
favorite song?
i like Carol Brown
>who organized all of my ex girlfriends into a choir and gpt them to sing?
>They're turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers
>But what's the real cost?
>Cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper
>Why are we still paying so much for sneakers
>When you got them made by little slave kids
>What are your overheads?
>get your hand off my tail, you'll make it dirty
>but I'm badly disfigured - laughed the Albanian boy
>just wanna do something special for all the ladies in the world
>out of sight, amazing lady
>late night, hard working lady
>arodite, pregnant lady
>hermaphrodite, lady man lady
This song goes very hard, greetings from Kazachstan
so close
I always thought this was their catchiest song by far
>I'm not crying, it's just been raining... on my face
>YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A PROSTITUTE
>NO NO NO NO NO!
>YOU CAN SAY NO TO BEING A MAN HO
>A MALE GIGOLO!
*steel drum plays*
I'm afraid rewatching this show will only remind me of how much better things used to be.
My dad will still occasionally drop a leggy blonde reference
>me whenever the phone rings
An emphatic statement of facts
Why does Jermaine have a decent career but Figwit hasn't really done much?
Rhys Darby probably did the best out of all of them
A lot of people found him annoying but I thought he was fun in Half-Life. This line's really cool from him.
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How many oscars does Jermaine have?
True. He got carried by Muppetkino.
Tamatoa in absolute shambles.
He fricking killed it with that score, wonderful movie the first one, most wanted was weak
>They call me the Hiphoppotumus
>My lyrics are bottomless
>...
>yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
>but you lovely b***hes and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this
>And what do you have against Snoopy? Leave him alone, he's loveable!
>N-no it's Snoop Dog-
>I know he's a dog, Brett! I'm not totally living the dark ages
>He may be dead
>He maybe did what?
>yeah maybe he did or maybe he didn’t, what did he maybe do?
Best bit, love me a Dave scene
Dave would be here from day 1.
>you've got to be careful brit, I heard of one rapper who chopped this guy's whole body off. just left the dick behind
>don't you mean they chopped his dick off?
>no I mean they held his dick and chopped his whole body off. So in the end he was a dick.
The moment when Murray steps on the balcony during "Rejected" and starts the opera singing always sends my sides into orbit.
>She's so beautiful
>like a tree
>or a high class prostitute
>the most beautiful girl on the street
>depending on the street
I just know this absolute banger from Chuck
Jemaine is hilarious. Bret is a humor void. No idea how those two ever linked up.
It’s called being the straight man, anon. It’s pretty synonymous with almost every comedy duo ever.
>Bret is a humor void
Confirmed for never having seen Bret starting to dance out of frustration
>can somebody please
>remove these
>cutleries
>from my knees
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
The live versions of the songs are so much better. The show songs feels so sterile and neutered by comparision.
>a kiss is not a contract
>but its very nice
>here I am all dressed in snake skin now I’m in the kitchen making love to your cake tin
>oh no, is this the one you bake in? I told you I was freaky, did you think I was fakin’?
FASHION
FA-FA-FA-FA-FASHION
FASHION
Almost 100 replies and not one mention of /doggy bounce/
For shame, gentlemen
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Because it's shit, and plagiarized, TODD
Who here /icp/
inner city pressure
Why do Australians find songs so funny
Because they’re human you waste of dubs. At least the non-abo’s
easily my favourite
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turns out he's dead
Don't neglect the radio show.
>watching late 2000s anti-comedy
I'm a young zoomer (1996) and my parents bought their album and we'd play it on long car rides. I'd fall asleep laughing. Good times.
I was hoping they'd do a movie because of the new songs they wrote after the show ended but it just ended up being something they could tour with
>The humans are dead
>We poisoned their asses
>With poisonous gasses
>Do you smoke grass out in space, man?
>Or do they smoke astro-turf?
Why wasn't there an episode where one or both of them fricked the shit out of Mel?
Man, I wanna frick the shit out of this googly eyed downie looking b***h so hard.
Mel was a significant part in this series, she played crazy so well it made me want to frick her
>I would anyway
Also the scene where the girls offer the foursome I was so off that they didn't do thast