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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I’m scared of green bubble people too, subhumans.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      based androidchuds terrorizing insecure product consumers

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        iBabbies need Xanax to treat their crippling anxiety.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm scared of people that don't consoom the same products as me
      There are "people" that actually think this way, lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you'll never lose your virginity if you stay poor Eric

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's plenty of phones that are more expensive than Appleshit. But the irony is that you don't even need to go all out in order to match an iPhone's performance.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. Normies are scared of the most trivial things.

          Women actively won't date men who don't imessage in The West. That's how fricked your women are

          Women don't give a shit as long as you're tall and not ugly. Only manlet nonwhites think that owning an Apple product = instant pussy. Quite literally a consoomer cope.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            keep coping poorgay incel

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              go back?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wonder how much Apple pays for those grifters a year.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Has any applegay ever been able to figure out what iCloud is doing at any given time, where it saved/downloads shit and how to view things stored there

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can, but I'm not tech illiterate. You wouldn't believe the number of people I've heard saying they need to buy an iPhone with bigger storage because they got that one iCloud warning (about their cloud storage exceeding the free 5Go allocated). Bunch of morons.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                From the little I've used modern iPhones, mostly just to fix others people's problems it seems almost impossible to see what iCloud is backing when it comes to individual files and also to browse what files are stored there, might be easier on OSX or whatever but it's just not for me

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They keep switching it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              "The perfect man" lol yeah right dumb c**t
              have a nice day

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >verified xitter user
              >thinking their opinions matter
              lmao nice try

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hilarious the self entitlement women hold. As if you deserve perfection when you're a materialistic prostitute

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >caring about what women think
              NGMI. I feel bad for you.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              So you're telling me I can avoid these women by pulling my phone out of my pocket? That's fricking awesome.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              If a woman pulls that shit they're doing me a favour lmao

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Modern young women:
              >MY BODY, I DO WHAT I WANT
              >ALSO, I WANT THE PERFECT HUSBAND
              >I DESERVE IT
              >I'm 10/10 SO IT'S GONNA HAPPEN ANYWAY LOL
              Less than a decade later:
              >I haaaaaaaaate meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
              >the world is full of patriarchy bulllllshhiiiiiitttttttttt
              >i deserve everything
              >why won't anyone love meeeeeeeeeeeeeee????????????????????

              I say modern, but, well. It's not like women haven't ALWAYS acted like that. It's just, now, the Internet let's them all lie to each other as if it's reality.
              And none of them have fathers. (Oh, it was a sound webm, okay...)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >women having math skills
                Yeah right.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                heh

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like cabbage hair
                she at least looks like she has a decent sense of humor

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Islam was right about women. Maybe the arabs go too far, but basically right.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >deleted all her socials
              kwab

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >getting chased off the Internet by seething android incels
                You can't write it

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Women actively won't date men who don't imessage in The West. That's how fricked your women are

              So what you're telling me is to avoid dating any woman using an iPhone? My last good relationship she used a Huawei, I would joke that the CCP knew all the details of our relationship.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So what you're telling me is to avoid dating any woman using an iPhone?

                no need. they already avoid you, brokecel.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought women wanted their husbands to be fiscally prudent.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                on which MGTOW subreddit did you read that?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only if that woman is Chinese.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No white woman will ever touch your brown skin, Ramesh.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >IM A RACIST CHUD BECAUSE WOMEN WONT LOOK AT ME I WAS BORN IN THE DARKNESS MOLDED BY IT

                lol

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody likes streetshitters, Subhojeet.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Where have all the good men gone?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              My Samsung Ultra Note+ cost twice what a homosexual iBrick costs. I don't understand why moronic iToddlers think they're LE RICH for buying a less expensive, more inferior, product. More proof of their moronation I guess.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This post will certainly attract women

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >more inferior
                this is why you will always be a broke larping virgin

                >Samsung
                Enjoy your bloat ware.

                >iToddlers absolutely SEETHING

                Stay mad poorgays.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >more inferior
                this is why you will always be a broke larping virgin

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Samsung
                Enjoy your bloat ware.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Delete it all the day you get it

                Oh wow, so difficult. Enjoy your no compatibility with a PC and having to take Prep daily homosexual.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gets sealth reinstalled with the bi-weekly update

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Things that have literally never happened

                I'm not using your iSrael phone Steve. Sorry. 🙂

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don’t get me wrong, I hate iPhones just as much as androids, just for different reasons, I’m just rustling your jimmys for the (you)s .

                What do people buy expensive phones for? Cheap phones do everything perfectly.

                Women don’t even care if it’s the most expensive, as noted above Android notes cost more, it’s all about social status, being part of the in group.

                What do people buy expensive phones for? Cheap phones do everything perfectly.

                Most women never even buy a phone (unlocked) they just enter into a contract and pay a $200 fee for a “”free”” phone.
                They don’t even care if they buy the cheap 2 year old model, as long as it is iPhone.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              how do people get conned into being like this?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                lack of strong religious values

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >think it's obviously fake
              >realize the female mind is so fickle that even if it was fake it's probably real now
              the state of modern dating is actually harrowing, i'm so glad i got out.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >even if it was fake it's probably real now
                This is what morons don't realize about this social media brainrot: it's self-perpetuating and self-reinforcing. You can't just find a girl who doesn't use social media, because they all do, and even if one in particular isn't a full-fledged addict, then her friends are and will convert her too.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                All women are crazy, so you have to find one that's crazy about something positive

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unexpectedly good post.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can't just find a girl who doesn't use social media
                tell that to the mennonites

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF JORDAN PEELE

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                But the flipside is you have to date a woman called 'colby' lmao.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think colby is a cute name
                I can call her my little cheese

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you deserve her, anon. you're probably a good guy.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >her sister looks exactly the same as her
                are they twins or is it just the tiny closed gene pool?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same, i wouldn't last a week in today's climate.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's true
              If you own an android you are either
              1. poor
              2. a Black person/weird foreign guy
              3. the combative type of autism that is against social norms and very annoying about it (not fun to be around)
              It's not about the phone, it's about you
              all the incels blaming women for this one need to look inward, you're a loser aren't you?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This
                There is an air of pompousness that comes from those who own android... just see this thread. A woman is gonna see it as a redflag for how they are in general.
                >Ketchup? Pfft, sure you could if you're basic. Try this smokey Ketchup paprika dip instead, you'll never go back. I modify it the way I want it. Only morons use ketchup

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Prove our point with your awful taste both figuratively AND literally

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This
                There is an air of pompousness that comes from those who own android... just see this thread. A woman is gonna see it as a redflag for how they are in general.
                >Ketchup? Pfft, sure you could if you're basic. Try this smokey Ketchup paprika dip instead, you'll never go back. I modify it the way I want it. Only morons use ketchup

                What site are you from?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you.

                [...]
                Just the same as boomers.
                Harley Davison motorcyclists won’t even wave at you if you are riding a non Harley, dispite the fact Honda has made a better cruiser motorcycle for 30 years.
                Everything for these morons is brand approval,

                Apple,
                Harley Davidson,
                Glock,
                Jab,
                so many cases in consumer behavior showing that psychological study with the different-length lines and confederates for an obviously false initial consensus. Belonging driving things that if they tried any alternative they'd realize that it's inferior, but belonging is worth the cost of inferiority.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                prime example of a appleBlack person you are.
                go back to xwitter and post more moronic opinons please

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                supreme bait. 9.5/10

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              This level of insecurity is a massive red flag anyways. If she is that attached to brands she saved you by not continuing the relationship.
              It's implied that the iphone user will spend stupid amounts of money on her for frivolous shit while the android guy is much more savvy, wont waste money on materialistic hoes.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >all this turd world poorshit seethe
              love to see it

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do people actually care this much about a fricking phone?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the materialistic type of women who care about this are saving you the time and effort you'd waste trying to please them.
                It's actually a win win

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >people think this is an important unjustifiable way to filter partners
              >meanwhile don't even have to go on dates to know I won't like the woman

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              this isn't the case in any country besides israelitemerica btw

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              a woman will never be perfect if she uses a phone
              ANY PHONE

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I always had Androids of some description, and I mostly had sex with other people's(strangers') girlfriends because I was hot but emotionally damaged. Of my 4 closest friends that are applegays, only one has kids, other two are 'furbaby' types in their relationships that are still boyfriend/girlfriend despite being longer than a decade and then being in their 30s.
            Apple products are a minor red flag that the person needs someone else to curate their life

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Weirdly deep insight

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What is an industry mixer?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Social event for mixing with people in the industry and sucking wiener

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where you can go meet other professionals without being harassed by fans. Guess in this con's case they only had mixers for special minority groups.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The left supports segregation and wonder why people vote trump

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Women and genderqueer

                How is this not considered offensive???

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >buy an iPhone or you're a virgin!
          Is this an unironic Apple shill? Fricking kek.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I shopped a screenshot of my gfs latest message green once and replied "wtf is this shit." She got so fricking mad.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women actively won't date men who don't imessage in The West. That's how fricked your women are

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          GRREETINGS FROM KAZASHTAN

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Women actively won't date men who don't imessage in The West
          by the west you mean coastal american cities? no one else cares

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Europe uses WhatsApp

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Europe uses Instagram dms. WhatsApp is the redflag thats for texting your mum, if a guy says what's ur WhatsApp that's an ick for me

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think he cares what a deluded gay like you thinks is an "ick"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ijbol

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only pajeets use whatsapp. Oh wait, that’s what you said. Sorry, my bad.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >t. Muttmerican

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                good morning sir rape u next week

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Least you're not denying it.
                Love when mutts try to school Europeans on European culture or history.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >European culture is using one chat app over another
                Will you people ever get over yourselves?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you think the definition of culture is, moronic mutt?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe important things like museums, food, art, architecture. But bragging about which American invention you've glommed onto because your national phone carriers still charge like five dollars per SMS is fine too if that's all you got going on.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >culture is ONLY tied to history but not the behaviors or social practices of people
                Lmao amerimutt education at its finest.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cool see you in the next thread where you change the definition again to whatever it needs to be but in the meantime you're welcome for the software we allow you to consume.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is my definition incorrect?
                >you people are using AMERICAN SOFTWARE!
                Has nothing to do with the topic of conversation. Pretending that you know anything about Europe and applying your consoomerist culture over here as an obvious amerimutt is laughable.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              yo pronuncio la palabra pajeet as payé

              JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJA

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just use instagram or some shit. you're unironically moronic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rakesh, you really need to stop viewing reality through Instagram stories and redpill youtubers

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >its another American tries to defend that his women aren't materialistic and superficial contrary to the proof

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thots farming likes on Twitter/X don't reflect reality anon. Same as how so many losers talk a big game about not dating women with high body counts then bend over backwards to please those same women when they look in their direction.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It really does blow my mind that there are deluded guys like this out there in the world. It's really wild. Like there's a whole subset of human that's entirely separate and completely moronic.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m pretty sure it’s secretly an apple advertising campaign.
            >if you don’t own an iPhone you will get ZERO pussy
            Then the insecure guys who get zero pussy anyway buy the new model year after year.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They come from here.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is only a thing in America or with the tiny minority of girls outside of America who are obsessed with American social media personalities.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          good thing i only date korean women
          samsung supremacy

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Korean women have the same thing between Samsung and Huawei

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is Ijbol?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scandinavian folklore. Ijbol, n., giant monstrous being, sometimes possessing magic powers. Hostile to women, ijbol lived in castles and haunted the surrounding districts after dark. If exposed to sunlight they burst or turned to stone.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thirdworlders are the biggest consoomers of igay products. Nice try.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont like it when movies make us read text messages

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like when the characters read the messages out loud

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fine with it, but it needs to be as large/readable as OP pic. The worst is when they show the phone screen from 5 feet away for 3 seconds and I'm supposed to have read it in that time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he's blind.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why you nekkid?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate it too. I don't want to read your gay ass conversational exposition dump, holy shit. STOP

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mind reading if they give us time
      >Whole page of words
      >Less than a few seconds to read

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate it because it reminds me we live in a soulless dystopia.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kdramas do it right they have some kind of pop up graphics on the screen

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright that's it, gimme a quick rundown on this plushie.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It looks like the plushie version of the stereotypical Asian nerd girl.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's it? That's all there is to it? Autistic fricks lashed onto it just because, then?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              As far as I can tell. Maybe someone else knows some deep lore I'm ignorant of.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              autistic fricks latched onto it BECAUSE it looks like a nerdy asian girl and it made them *chair clattering*

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The worst is when the text bubbles pop up on the screen.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer that to showing us the screen tbh

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't. I've never seen the text bubbles stylistically done well. Text on screen is only a problem if the information is of significance. If it's two-letter texts and visual gags it's fine.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think there is something kino about the scenes in old movies where they have the character pose in a artistic way looking out the window of their train for example and above their phone you get that HOOT noise and see the text above it, then they calmly text back and then you get a quick response

      U There?
      I got condoms.
      🙂

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >old movies
        as in 2013?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A lot changed in 10 years, anything post 2015 is trash

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was 32 years ago

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, mostly because I experience 98% of the shows I “watch” as audio dramas.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      one of the main reasons i stopped watching anime. it's the reminder that it's a zoomer targeting media. you could see the culture shift in mid 2010s when every seasonal show suddently has twitter/instagram messaging when it used to be flip phones or characters talking to each other on the phone when you needed to have 2 characters convene when they aren't physically within close proximity

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >slice of life anime then: cosy, comfy day to day lives
        >slice of life anime now: tiktok dramas, overly cringe texting, girls with issues only as deep as not getting a friend request

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree when it comes to the use of current phones but this scene is pure soul

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't like being reminded of my learning disabilities

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a cheap and lazy way for the story to be pushed forward.
      Good writers would never have to use a screen of text on a phone to tell their story.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly if I see a smartphone in anything I just tune out immediately, whether it be a movie, an anime, or a video game. Imagine how lame it would be if Sonic or Cloud Strife pulled out a smartphone? "Old" cell phones from the 2000's and before get a pass since I also just hate new things.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. It's Amber's phone, how is it not Amber?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >modern tv/movie
    >character is on their phone typing
    >what they write and receive show up in 3rd person hovering above/next to their bodies so the audience can read the chat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Insidious 5

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >main character texts someone
      >they get a reply immediately
      immersion ruined

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how to out yourself as an incel.
        I get replies in seconds

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ijbol
    What did he mean by this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It means 'i just burst out laughing' as a stronger lol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you're not going anywhere until you tell me what an 'ijbol' is

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's dutch

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ijbol
      >It ja boi
      >it’s your boy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's what I thought too

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >take one second to search the term
        >I just burst out laughing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She typed the captcha in her post by mistakenpxw

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >npxw
        Phoneposting gay

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S YEBRONI, CARAJO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the hacker typed the captcha in the text field by mistake. very relatable. 80GMWS

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ijbol is Weet Ik's little brother.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nigerian curse word. Like when they say
      >mumu ogun thunderstrike you

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ijbol

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >see this
    >dots never change
    shittinf myself horror

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dots stop
      >seconds pass
      >dots reappear

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      daves not here, man.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw just recently learned instagram shows when the other person typing
      My crush must've seen me proofreading/editing/retyping my brief replies for several minutes each.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why I type all my replies in my ~~*samsung*~~ notes and then copy paste, then wait 10 seconds and hit send

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hate when people text ijbol to me

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are exceptions, but most of the green text bubble people I know are incredibly unattractive to women for other reasons or are poorgays. This is less about the phone and more about avoiding a certain archetype.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do people even send text messages anymore? I thought everyone uses whatsapp or telegram or something similar. At least I don't have different colored bubbles or whatever on those

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's an american thing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I converted my iPhone gf to android because I could get all the apps she wanted for free without hassle
      She got jealous of my yourube revanced
      But yes women are fickle beings its silly

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She got jealous of my yourube revanced
        I looked it up and it has a long list of features I'm not interested in. Tell me this - will this app let me keep playing music while I do other stuff with my phone? That's my one big frustration with the standard Youtube app. If not, what will?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tell me this - will this app let me keep playing music while I do other stuff with my phone?
          Yes. It has all premium features including more like being able to highlight ads WITHIN videos and to skip them
          Look up youtube revanced extended on how to install

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >how to install
            It's more complicated than just downloading from google play?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, but marginally so. Google how to install it with reddit on the end, you'll find threads

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks!

                Do you really think israelitegle would allow a modded ad free version of their app on their own store?

                Fair point.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do you really think israelitegle would allow a modded ad free version of their app on their own store?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why should I be scared of a killer who texts like a 13yo girl? At least phone calls have some class

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it might sound stupid but I live in poorgay country where +80% people use android and don't know a single iphone-haver who is single.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill all americans

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    IJBOL LOL

    ?si=qxw1My5eNj-6pgpd

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      simply epic i bet she loves when you tell her about stuff you read on Cinemaphile

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >main character receives text
    >leaves it on unread while agonizing about how much he should delay his response so he doesn't appear too clingy or too aloof

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pajeets think white women will frick them if they own an iPhone
    lmao

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    soon women won't date you if you don't look like this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically will be the case but with brainchips

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They just look like spiceheads

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ijbol!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >slams heavy steel door with both hands

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Poor guy's already getting penis pill popups.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ijbol
    Who is Ijbol and why are normies afraid of him?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's like the babadook
      and the skinimarink
      And the skibbidi loo

      Zoomers fear the ijbol

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I can see him
      My /misc/gramming is working.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >him
        *it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's happy and he's a merchant.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      post the bread

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          thank you

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jobel?

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eric bros hae been done dirty.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I see floating text messages in a film, I will get pissed off...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would only bother you if your irl text game is weak (most the thread)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I hate that regardless of my text game, that shit on the screen is too distracting and ugly...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you won't like him when he's pissed off

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Love when mutts try to school Europeans on European culture or history.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is obsessed with other people
      >bursts into tears and wails about how everyone else thinks about him when on the backfoot, as terminally autistic morons are wont to be

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those two American obsessed pussies are crying about not getting yous so I'm giving it to you instead, anon. Keep up the good work.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch modern america slop
    >the women all text a lot
    >the women openly bring up their onlyfans for no reason
    >the women talk about sex all the time
    Empowering

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do people buy expensive phones for? Cheap phones do everything perfectly.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't emulate Switch games with less than 8 GB RAM.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trying to play a game on a phone-sized phone using the touch screen. You all get what you deserve. Yuck

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't you just get a fricking Switch or a PC at that point??
        moron

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    At the brokerage where I work you can HAVE an Android phone, but you can't contact clients with one. They'll supply you with one if you're an Android guy because they claim that clients look down on the green message bubble. Fricking weird. WEIRD!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Green bubbles are associated with spam texts from third worlders. Blue texts signal it's legit

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My fricking telephone brand is my personality

    It should be legal to hunt you fricking homosexuals for sport. GET REAL.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Fricking Black personcattle are pathetic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Fricking Black personcattle are pathetic

      Just the same as boomers.
      Harley Davison motorcyclists won’t even wave at you if you are riding a non Harley, dispite the fact Honda has made a better cruiser motorcycle for 30 years.
      Everything for these morons is brand approval,

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I hate it when you type captcha in the wrong text box

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which is more annoying? A character using Google or a character using a generic made-up search engine?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jewgle
      I refuse to believe they'd get accurate results on Google search nowadays
      Using a 3rd party or a made up one has more soul

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I both smile and wince when I discover you guys, even in the middle of watching a movie, are considering these little details about israelite this and israelite that... Funny and awful simultaneously.

        Schizos

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Google doesn't give you accurate search results and hasn't for a long time if it goes against their or their overlords' interests.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you too young to remember freedom?
            You'll turn around to it, outsider.

            Even if that were true, my point is that you're taken out of the immersion of the movie-watching experience because it's ALWAYS on your mind. You can't even see what I'm trying to get across, you're still defending your israelite obsession. Just turn it off for 90 minutes and enjoy the fricking show!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you too young to remember freedom?
          You'll turn around to it, outsider.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's a decent search engine?
      Yandex?
      Learn how to use searcs?
      What?

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do women do the babytalk thing? I was visiting my mom one day and she was working from home. When she was in a meeting she put on a baby voice. I don't get it. Do they think men want to hear that?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nurture instincts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hearing her describe the way you talk would be hilarious

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I get that you're trying to sound like an offended woman, but you will never be one.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ijbol

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For anyone who isn't an aids baby (zoomer), IJBOL means 'I just burst out laughing' btw.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just so it's clear, this no longer happens on iOS. All incoming messages are grey now, with message type stated above it if it's switching between iMessage or SMS/MMS. The only bubbles that are blue or green are your own outgoing messages. If they get delivered through iMessage servers, they'll be blue. If they are sent through SMS/MMS, then they are green.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That literally proves the point then, women were putting so much focus on it Apple had to change it, topkeksijbol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, was just clarifying for the sake of Cinemaphile accuracy. It still gives them the ick when it sends as green, so point of the issue still stands lol

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros she just keeps ghosting me/unghosting me and when she senses that she ghosted too hard she comes back showering me with attention before ghosting me again and she always find excuses to dodge seeing each other outside :'''(
    I feel like something is wrong with me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We are just low priority but they still want to keep us as the safe backup option. Sucks but I've learned to accept it.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what movie?

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