>this terrifies the average normie
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Yeah I’m scared of green bubble people too, subhumans.
based androidchuds terrorizing insecure product consumers
iBabbies need Xanax to treat their crippling anxiety.
>I'm scared of people that don't consoom the same products as me
There are "people" that actually think this way, lmao
you'll never lose your virginity if you stay poor Eric
There's plenty of phones that are more expensive than Appleshit. But the irony is that you don't even need to go all out in order to match an iPhone's performance.
Yeah. Normies are scared of the most trivial things.
Women don't give a shit as long as you're tall and not ugly. Only manlet nonwhites think that owning an Apple product = instant pussy. Quite literally a consoomer cope.
keep coping poorgay incel
go back?
Wonder how much Apple pays for those grifters a year.
Has any applegay ever been able to figure out what iCloud is doing at any given time, where it saved/downloads shit and how to view things stored there
I can, but I'm not tech illiterate. You wouldn't believe the number of people I've heard saying they need to buy an iPhone with bigger storage because they got that one iCloud warning (about their cloud storage exceeding the free 5Go allocated). Bunch of morons.
From the little I've used modern iPhones, mostly just to fix others people's problems it seems almost impossible to see what iCloud is backing when it comes to individual files and also to browse what files are stored there, might be easier on OSX or whatever but it's just not for me
They keep switching it.
"The perfect man" lol yeah right dumb c**t
have a nice day
>verified xitter user
>thinking their opinions matter
lmao nice try
Hilarious the self entitlement women hold. As if you deserve perfection when you're a materialistic prostitute
>caring about what women think
NGMI. I feel bad for you.
So you're telling me I can avoid these women by pulling my phone out of my pocket? That's fricking awesome.
If a woman pulls that shit they're doing me a favour lmao
Modern young women:
>MY BODY, I DO WHAT I WANT
>ALSO, I WANT THE PERFECT HUSBAND
>I DESERVE IT
>I'm 10/10 SO IT'S GONNA HAPPEN ANYWAY LOL
Less than a decade later:
>I haaaaaaaaate meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
>the world is full of patriarchy bulllllshhiiiiiitttttttttt
>i deserve everything
>why won't anyone love meeeeeeeeeeeeeee????????????????????
I say modern, but, well. It's not like women haven't ALWAYS acted like that. It's just, now, the Internet let's them all lie to each other as if it's reality.
And none of them have fathers. (Oh, it was a sound webm, okay...)
>women having math skills
Yeah right.
heh
I like cabbage hair
she at least looks like she has a decent sense of humor
Islam was right about women. Maybe the arabs go too far, but basically right.
>deleted all her socials
kwab
>getting chased off the Internet by seething android incels
You can't write it
So what you're telling me is to avoid dating any woman using an iPhone? My last good relationship she used a Huawei, I would joke that the CCP knew all the details of our relationship.
>So what you're telling me is to avoid dating any woman using an iPhone?
no need. they already avoid you, brokecel.
I thought women wanted their husbands to be fiscally prudent.
on which MGTOW subreddit did you read that?
Only if that woman is Chinese.
No white woman will ever touch your brown skin, Ramesh.
>IM A RACIST CHUD BECAUSE WOMEN WONT LOOK AT ME I WAS BORN IN THE DARKNESS MOLDED BY IT
lol
Nobody likes streetshitters, Subhojeet.
>Where have all the good men gone?
My Samsung Ultra Note+ cost twice what a homosexual iBrick costs. I don't understand why moronic iToddlers think they're LE RICH for buying a less expensive, more inferior, product. More proof of their moronation I guess.
This post will certainly attract women
>iToddlers absolutely SEETHING
Stay mad poorgays.
>more inferior
this is why you will always be a broke larping virgin
>Samsung
Enjoy your bloat ware.
>Delete it all the day you get it
Oh wow, so difficult. Enjoy your no compatibility with a PC and having to take Prep daily homosexual.
>gets sealth reinstalled with the bi-weekly update
>Things that have literally never happened
I'm not using your iSrael phone Steve. Sorry. 🙂
Don’t get me wrong, I hate iPhones just as much as androids, just for different reasons, I’m just rustling your jimmys for the (you)s .
Women don’t even care if it’s the most expensive, as noted above Android notes cost more, it’s all about social status, being part of the in group.
Most women never even buy a phone (unlocked) they just enter into a contract and pay a $200 fee for a “”free”” phone.
They don’t even care if they buy the cheap 2 year old model, as long as it is iPhone.
how do people get conned into being like this?
lack of strong religious values
>think it's obviously fake
>realize the female mind is so fickle that even if it was fake it's probably real now
the state of modern dating is actually harrowing, i'm so glad i got out.
>even if it was fake it's probably real now
This is what morons don't realize about this social media brainrot: it's self-perpetuating and self-reinforcing. You can't just find a girl who doesn't use social media, because they all do, and even if one in particular isn't a full-fledged addict, then her friends are and will convert her too.
All women are crazy, so you have to find one that's crazy about something positive
Unexpectedly good post.
>You can't just find a girl who doesn't use social media
tell that to the mennonites
FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF JORDAN PEELE
But the flipside is you have to date a woman called 'colby' lmao.
I think colby is a cute name
I can call her my little cheese
you deserve her, anon. you're probably a good guy.
>her sister looks exactly the same as her
are they twins or is it just the tiny closed gene pool?
Same, i wouldn't last a week in today's climate.
It's true
If you own an android you are either
1. poor
2. a Black person/weird foreign guy
3. the combative type of autism that is against social norms and very annoying about it (not fun to be around)
It's not about the phone, it's about you
all the incels blaming women for this one need to look inward, you're a loser aren't you?
This
There is an air of pompousness that comes from those who own android... just see this thread. A woman is gonna see it as a redflag for how they are in general.
>Ketchup? Pfft, sure you could if you're basic. Try this smokey Ketchup paprika dip instead, you'll never go back. I modify it the way I want it. Only morons use ketchup
>Prove our point with your awful taste both figuratively AND literally
What site are you from?
Thank you.
Apple,
Harley Davidson,
Glock,
Jab,
so many cases in consumer behavior showing that psychological study with the different-length lines and confederates for an obviously false initial consensus. Belonging driving things that if they tried any alternative they'd realize that it's inferior, but belonging is worth the cost of inferiority.
prime example of a appleBlack person you are.
go back to xwitter and post more moronic opinons please
supreme bait. 9.5/10
This level of insecurity is a massive red flag anyways. If she is that attached to brands she saved you by not continuing the relationship.
It's implied that the iphone user will spend stupid amounts of money on her for frivolous shit while the android guy is much more savvy, wont waste money on materialistic hoes.
>all this turd world poorshit seethe
love to see it
Do people actually care this much about a fricking phone?
the materialistic type of women who care about this are saving you the time and effort you'd waste trying to please them.
It's actually a win win
>people think this is an important unjustifiable way to filter partners
>meanwhile don't even have to go on dates to know I won't like the woman
this isn't the case in any country besides israelitemerica btw
a woman will never be perfect if she uses a phone
ANY PHONE
I always had Androids of some description, and I mostly had sex with other people's(strangers') girlfriends because I was hot but emotionally damaged. Of my 4 closest friends that are applegays, only one has kids, other two are 'furbaby' types in their relationships that are still boyfriend/girlfriend despite being longer than a decade and then being in their 30s.
Apple products are a minor red flag that the person needs someone else to curate their life
Weirdly deep insight
What is an industry mixer?
Social event for mixing with people in the industry and sucking wiener
Where you can go meet other professionals without being harassed by fans. Guess in this con's case they only had mixers for special minority groups.
The left supports segregation and wonder why people vote trump
>Women and genderqueer
How is this not considered offensive???
>buy an iPhone or you're a virgin!
Is this an unironic Apple shill? Fricking kek.
I shopped a screenshot of my gfs latest message green once and replied "wtf is this shit." She got so fricking mad.
Women actively won't date men who don't imessage in The West. That's how fricked your women are
GRREETINGS FROM KAZASHTAN
>Women actively won't date men who don't imessage in The West
by the west you mean coastal american cities? no one else cares
Europe uses WhatsApp
Europe uses Instagram dms. WhatsApp is the redflag thats for texting your mum, if a guy says what's ur WhatsApp that's an ick for me
I don't think he cares what a deluded gay like you thinks is an "ick"
Ijbol
Only pajeets use whatsapp. Oh wait, that’s what you said. Sorry, my bad.
>t. Muttmerican
good morning sir rape u next week
Least you're not denying it.
Love when mutts try to school Europeans on European culture or history.
>European culture is using one chat app over another
Will you people ever get over yourselves?
What do you think the definition of culture is, moronic mutt?
Maybe important things like museums, food, art, architecture. But bragging about which American invention you've glommed onto because your national phone carriers still charge like five dollars per SMS is fine too if that's all you got going on.
>culture is ONLY tied to history but not the behaviors or social practices of people
Lmao amerimutt education at its finest.
Cool see you in the next thread where you change the definition again to whatever it needs to be but in the meantime you're welcome for the software we allow you to consume.
Is my definition incorrect?
>you people are using AMERICAN SOFTWARE!
Has nothing to do with the topic of conversation. Pretending that you know anything about Europe and applying your consoomerist culture over here as an obvious amerimutt is laughable.
yo pronuncio la palabra pajeet as payé
JAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJA
Just use instagram or some shit. you're unironically moronic
Rakesh, you really need to stop viewing reality through Instagram stories and redpill youtubers
>its another American tries to defend that his women aren't materialistic and superficial contrary to the proof
Thots farming likes on Twitter/X don't reflect reality anon. Same as how so many losers talk a big game about not dating women with high body counts then bend over backwards to please those same women when they look in their direction.
It really does blow my mind that there are deluded guys like this out there in the world. It's really wild. Like there's a whole subset of human that's entirely separate and completely moronic.
I’m pretty sure it’s secretly an apple advertising campaign.
>if you don’t own an iPhone you will get ZERO pussy
Then the insecure guys who get zero pussy anyway buy the new model year after year.
They come from here.
This is only a thing in America or with the tiny minority of girls outside of America who are obsessed with American social media personalities.
good thing i only date korean women
samsung supremacy
Korean women have the same thing between Samsung and Huawei
Who is Ijbol?
Scandinavian folklore. Ijbol, n., giant monstrous being, sometimes possessing magic powers. Hostile to women, ijbol lived in castles and haunted the surrounding districts after dark. If exposed to sunlight they burst or turned to stone.
Thirdworlders are the biggest consoomers of igay products. Nice try.
I dont like it when movies make us read text messages
I like when the characters read the messages out loud
I'm fine with it, but it needs to be as large/readable as OP pic. The worst is when they show the phone screen from 5 feet away for 3 seconds and I'm supposed to have read it in that time
Why?
Because he's blind.
Why you nekkid?
I fricking hate it too. I don't want to read your gay ass conversational exposition dump, holy shit. STOP
I don't mind reading if they give us time
>Whole page of words
>Less than a few seconds to read
I hate it because it reminds me we live in a soulless dystopia.
kdramas do it right they have some kind of pop up graphics on the screen
Alright that's it, gimme a quick rundown on this plushie.
It looks like the plushie version of the stereotypical Asian nerd girl.
That's it? That's all there is to it? Autistic fricks lashed onto it just because, then?
As far as I can tell. Maybe someone else knows some deep lore I'm ignorant of.
autistic fricks latched onto it BECAUSE it looks like a nerdy asian girl and it made them *chair clattering*
Would
The worst is when the text bubbles pop up on the screen.
I prefer that to showing us the screen tbh
I don't. I've never seen the text bubbles stylistically done well. Text on screen is only a problem if the information is of significance. If it's two-letter texts and visual gags it's fine.
I think there is something kino about the scenes in old movies where they have the character pose in a artistic way looking out the window of their train for example and above their phone you get that HOOT noise and see the text above it, then they calmly text back and then you get a quick response
U There?
I got condoms.
🙂
>old movies
as in 2013?
A lot changed in 10 years, anything post 2015 is trash
That was 32 years ago
Same, mostly because I experience 98% of the shows I “watch” as audio dramas.
one of the main reasons i stopped watching anime. it's the reminder that it's a zoomer targeting media. you could see the culture shift in mid 2010s when every seasonal show suddently has twitter/instagram messaging when it used to be flip phones or characters talking to each other on the phone when you needed to have 2 characters convene when they aren't physically within close proximity
>slice of life anime then: cosy, comfy day to day lives
>slice of life anime now: tiktok dramas, overly cringe texting, girls with issues only as deep as not getting a friend request
I agree when it comes to the use of current phones but this scene is pure soul
>I don't like being reminded of my learning disabilities
It's a cheap and lazy way for the story to be pushed forward.
Good writers would never have to use a screen of text on a phone to tell their story.
Honestly if I see a smartphone in anything I just tune out immediately, whether it be a movie, an anime, or a video game. Imagine how lame it would be if Sonic or Cloud Strife pulled out a smartphone? "Old" cell phones from the 2000's and before get a pass since I also just hate new things.
I don't get it. It's Amber's phone, how is it not Amber?
>modern tv/movie
>character is on their phone typing
>what they write and receive show up in 3rd person hovering above/next to their bodies so the audience can read the chat
Insidious 5
>main character texts someone
>they get a reply immediately
immersion ruined
>how to out yourself as an incel.
I get replies in seconds
>ijbol
What did he mean by this?
It means 'i just burst out laughing' as a stronger lol
>you're not going anywhere until you tell me what an 'ijbol' is
it's dutch
>ijbol
>It ja boi
>it’s your boy
that's what I thought too
>take one second to search the term
>I just burst out laughing
She typed the captcha in her post by mistakenpxw
>npxw
Phoneposting gay
IT'S YEBRONI, CARAJO
the hacker typed the captcha in the text field by mistake. very relatable. 80GMWS
Ijbol is Weet Ik's little brother.
Nigerian curse word. Like when they say
>mumu ogun thunderstrike you
>ijbol
>see this
>dots never change
shittinf myself horror
>dots stop
>seconds pass
>dots reappear
daves not here, man.
>tfw just recently learned instagram shows when the other person typing
My crush must've seen me proofreading/editing/retyping my brief replies for several minutes each.
That's why I type all my replies in my ~~*samsung*~~ notes and then copy paste, then wait 10 seconds and hit send
Hate when people text ijbol to me
There are exceptions, but most of the green text bubble people I know are incredibly unattractive to women for other reasons or are poorgays. This is less about the phone and more about avoiding a certain archetype.
Do people even send text messages anymore? I thought everyone uses whatsapp or telegram or something similar. At least I don't have different colored bubbles or whatever on those
it's an american thing
I converted my iPhone gf to android because I could get all the apps she wanted for free without hassle
She got jealous of my yourube revanced
But yes women are fickle beings its silly
>She got jealous of my yourube revanced
I looked it up and it has a long list of features I'm not interested in. Tell me this - will this app let me keep playing music while I do other stuff with my phone? That's my one big frustration with the standard Youtube app. If not, what will?
>Tell me this - will this app let me keep playing music while I do other stuff with my phone?
Yes. It has all premium features including more like being able to highlight ads WITHIN videos and to skip them
Look up youtube revanced extended on how to install
>how to install
It's more complicated than just downloading from google play?
Yes, but marginally so. Google how to install it with reddit on the end, you'll find threads
Thanks!
Fair point.
Do you really think israelitegle would allow a modded ad free version of their app on their own store?
Why should I be scared of a killer who texts like a 13yo girl? At least phone calls have some class
it might sound stupid but I live in poorgay country where +80% people use android and don't know a single iphone-haver who is single.
Kill all americans
IJBOL LOL
?si=qxw1My5eNj-6pgpd
simply epic i bet she loves when you tell her about stuff you read on Cinemaphile
>main character receives text
>leaves it on unread while agonizing about how much he should delay his response so he doesn't appear too clingy or too aloof
>pajeets think white women will frick them if they own an iPhone
lmao
soon women won't date you if you don't look like this
Unironically will be the case but with brainchips
They just look like spiceheads
ijbol!
>slams heavy steel door with both hands
Poor guy's already getting penis pill popups.
>ijbol
Who is Ijbol and why are normies afraid of him?
he's like the babadook
and the skinimarink
And the skibbidi loo
Zoomers fear the ijbol
>I can see him
My /misc/gramming is working.
>him
*it
He's happy and he's a merchant.
post the bread
thank you
Jobel?
Eric bros hae been done dirty.
If I see floating text messages in a film, I will get pissed off...
That would only bother you if your irl text game is weak (most the thread)
Nah, I hate that regardless of my text game, that shit on the screen is too distracting and ugly...
you won't like him when he's pissed off
>Love when mutts try to school Europeans on European culture or history.
>is obsessed with other people
>bursts into tears and wails about how everyone else thinks about him when on the backfoot, as terminally autistic morons are wont to be
Those two American obsessed pussies are crying about not getting yous so I'm giving it to you instead, anon. Keep up the good work.
>watch modern america slop
>the women all text a lot
>the women openly bring up their onlyfans for no reason
>the women talk about sex all the time
Empowering
I don't get it
What do people buy expensive phones for? Cheap phones do everything perfectly.
Can't emulate Switch games with less than 8 GB RAM.
Trying to play a game on a phone-sized phone using the touch screen. You all get what you deserve. Yuck
Why don't you just get a fricking Switch or a PC at that point??
moron
At the brokerage where I work you can HAVE an Android phone, but you can't contact clients with one. They'll supply you with one if you're an Android guy because they claim that clients look down on the green message bubble. Fricking weird. WEIRD!
Green bubbles are associated with spam texts from third worlders. Blue texts signal it's legit
>My fricking telephone brand is my personality
It should be legal to hunt you fricking homosexuals for sport. GET REAL.
This. Fricking Black personcattle are pathetic
Just the same as boomers.
Harley Davison motorcyclists won’t even wave at you if you are riding a non Harley, dispite the fact Honda has made a better cruiser motorcycle for 30 years.
Everything for these morons is brand approval,
Frick I hate it when you type captcha in the wrong text box
Which is more annoying? A character using Google or a character using a generic made-up search engine?
Jewgle
I refuse to believe they'd get accurate results on Google search nowadays
Using a 3rd party or a made up one has more soul
I both smile and wince when I discover you guys, even in the middle of watching a movie, are considering these little details about israelite this and israelite that... Funny and awful simultaneously.
Schizos
Google doesn't give you accurate search results and hasn't for a long time if it goes against their or their overlords' interests.
Even if that were true, my point is that you're taken out of the immersion of the movie-watching experience because it's ALWAYS on your mind. You can't even see what I'm trying to get across, you're still defending your israelite obsession. Just turn it off for 90 minutes and enjoy the fricking show!
Are you too young to remember freedom?
You'll turn around to it, outsider.
What's a decent search engine?
Yandex?
Learn how to use searcs?
What?
Why do women do the babytalk thing? I was visiting my mom one day and she was working from home. When she was in a meeting she put on a baby voice. I don't get it. Do they think men want to hear that?
nurture instincts
Hearing her describe the way you talk would be hilarious
I get that you're trying to sound like an offended woman, but you will never be one.
ijbol
For anyone who isn't an aids baby (zoomer), IJBOL means 'I just burst out laughing' btw.
Just so it's clear, this no longer happens on iOS. All incoming messages are grey now, with message type stated above it if it's switching between iMessage or SMS/MMS. The only bubbles that are blue or green are your own outgoing messages. If they get delivered through iMessage servers, they'll be blue. If they are sent through SMS/MMS, then they are green.
That literally proves the point then, women were putting so much focus on it Apple had to change it, topkeksijbol
Yeah, was just clarifying for the sake of Cinemaphile accuracy. It still gives them the ick when it sends as green, so point of the issue still stands lol
Bros she just keeps ghosting me/unghosting me and when she senses that she ghosted too hard she comes back showering me with attention before ghosting me again and she always find excuses to dodge seeing each other outside :'''(
I feel like something is wrong with me
We are just low priority but they still want to keep us as the safe backup option. Sucks but I've learned to accept it.
what movie?