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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Denis just sort of... forgot about Thufir.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, I see he went to the same film school as D&D.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah you missed the twist. He was the Emperor's daughter the whole time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worse, he shot the scenes along with the ones with Count Fenring, but he didn't include it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hope that you are just shitposting and this is not true.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He is not. The actor was cast, the scenes shot and he didn't include them.
          https://deadline.com/2024/03/dune-part-two-tim-blake-nelson-heartbroken-cut-film-denis-villeneuve-painful-choices-1235846944/

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            frick i hope villeneuve softens once he nears death and releases these scenes

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is it really in his hands though? Aren't ~~*they*~~ the ones in charge above him?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            For frick’s sake
            inb4 no extended edition either

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >inb4 no extended edition either
              Villehack already confirmed no extended or deleted scenes will ever be released

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                well im already not watching the first dune cause he wont release the imax cut.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Villenullo thinks he's Kubrick tier

                'Denis! Denis! Denis!' goes the refrain. 'A million deaths were not enough for Denis!'

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I’m a strong believer that when it’s not in the movie, it’s dead
            Jesus christ Denis you pretentious fricking frog. Both Dunc films are prime for extended cuts or even one long movie edit. Just fricking do it and stop acting like the movie run time was your decision to save face for the ~~*executives*~~

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I decided right at the beginning that I was making a Bene Gesserit adaptation. That meant that Mentats are not as present as they should be, but it’s the nature of the adaptation

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hate Denis so much.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scenes were filmed but cut for time

        Well, Villeneuve had a decision to make between including interesting characters and their plotlines, and including gratuitous capeshit-tier battle scenes. Not that hard a decision when you're a complete hack.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scenes were filmed but cut for time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So did the book

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most of the Harkonnen scenes in the second half of the book are shot from the perspective of either the Baron or Thurfir.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >book
          >shot

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no it didn't, wtf are you talking about?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >forgot about Thufir.
      He died along with everyone else in the Harkonnen attack.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Denis forgot

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >know a mentat by his rectangular lower lip tattoo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a step down. Everything from Lynch to Villabananas is a step down to the abyss.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not like Mentats are secret. I guess director thought Sapho juice lips would look silly.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gimme somma dat purple sapho

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is up with the kino music

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some great music in the old one

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Journey did the entire soundtrack

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        TOTO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he kill himself, just from the shame of even having considered killing paul?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he would never betray the Atreides no matter the Harkonnens conditioning

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      in the books didnt a sardarkaur kill him with a throwing knife?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, he died from a broken heart.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, he died from a broken heart.

        He was (unknowingly) poisoned and was secretly administered antidote, towards the end of the book this is no longer the case so he simply succumbs to the poison

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      soul

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      More soul in one scene than the whole of Denis blandfest.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like an albino gorilla

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Denny kinda forgot that harvesters attract worms so it makes no difference whether the escort soldiers are wearing shields or not
    >Denny kinda forgot that lasers cause a nuclear explosion on impact with shields
    >Denny kinda forgot that it's the slow knife that penetrates the shields
    >Denny kinda forgot that harvesters have at minimum three scouting thopters
    >Denny kinda forgot about Gurney's training session with Paul
    >Denny kinda forgot that there's zero context for his marriage to Irulan
    >Denny kinda forgot about the Spacing Guild
    >Denny kinda forgot about Alia
    >Denny kinda forgot about Thufir
    >Denny kinda forgot about Chani
    is Dune any different from shönen manga? I'm rewatching early seasons of Bleach right now and it seems about the same. Just a lot of nonsense and exposition for an excuse to see cool shit happen. Except Dune was fricking ugly and nothing cool really happened. Even the worms were a disappointment, and by the end they felt like Pokémon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >even this post kinda forgot about count fenring

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was he even in Dune Part One? I tried to keep it to shit that was established, even in a minor degree, and then just completely forgotten. I get the need to edit out content and alter sequences, that's the entire point of adapting. But it's like Dennis The Menace hasn't even read Dune, or understood what the frick was happening or why. Then he just slapped together a screenplay over a weekend, or worse, actually dedicated months if not years to this script. And it's complete, utter nonsense. Now he intends to adapt Messiah, or more likely do a moronic combination movie, half Messiah half God Emperor. But that shit can't retroactively fix Part One/Two.
        Goddamn, he's got enough sense to direct, it's a shame somebody convinced him he could write.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fenring should have been on Giede Prime with Margot and at the end with the Emperor.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            cuckoldry would be popular on Cinemaphile

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, apparently tim blake nelson was supposed to be count fenring. I would've liked to see benedict cumberbatch muttering and all cracked out looking

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lel he was the one part I was severely missing from part 2

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is anime just a lame pastiche of actually great and revolutionary Western works? Everything about is peak schlock/slop. People say it's based but not from where I'm standing. i'd rather watch good old western media than settle for Japanese slop.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Attack on Titan could have been one of the most provocative works of pop culture in recent history if the author hadn't cucked out in the last 10%.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, it couldn't have. It's slop for teenagers to obsess over and pay for merchandise of, man. It was never going to end in the 'guy genocides eveyone and that's it' ending. This is still slop for teenagers.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It was never going to end in the 'guy genocides eveyone and that's it' ending.
              Yes it was. That's what the entire story was building towards, to lay out exactly why the main character was going to destroy the world and why he was right to do so. Then the author cucked out.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like he just baited you all intentionally, he didn't 'cuck out'. it got people talking and got the pseuds who watch this crap to prop his series up more leading to more sales and more MONEY. End of. Jap creators aren't your friends, they want to milk you of your money just like israelites.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I feel like he just baited you all intentionally, he didn't 'cuck out'
                If that was true, he would have had prepared some way to prove the main character wrong, or at least have one of his opponents give a coherent argument for why he was incorrect. But this never happens. In fact nobody in the story even attempts to refute the given rationale for his decision.
                >it got people talking and got the pseuds who watch this crap to prop his series up more leading to more sales and more MONEY
                Going with the obvious originally intended ending would have cemented the manga as a masterpiece. Instead it became a global laughing stock and the 4th season of the anime did much more poorly than it otherwise would have.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know man even a non-anime watcher like me knows about the memes that came from it like TEN YEARS AT LEAST and thank you for becoming a mass murderer for our sake and the fricking bird lol. Hey, no such thing as bad publicity right?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he would have had prepared some way to prove the main character wrong
                That wouldn't make you seethe enough to keep bringing it up.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know man even a non-anime watcher like me knows about the memes that came from it like TEN YEARS AT LEAST and thank you for becoming a mass murderer for our sake and the fricking bird lol. Hey, no such thing as bad publicity right?

                >I feel like he just baited you all intentionally, he didn't 'cuck out'
                If that was true, he would have had prepared some way to prove the main character wrong, or at least have one of his opponents give a coherent argument for why he was incorrect. But this never happens. In fact nobody in the story even attempts to refute the given rationale for his decision.
                >it got people talking and got the pseuds who watch this crap to prop his series up more leading to more sales and more MONEY
                Going with the obvious originally intended ending would have cemented the manga as a masterpiece. Instead it became a global laughing stock and the 4th season of the anime did much more poorly than it otherwise would have.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              BUT I DON'T WANT THAT =**********(

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            QRD?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Is anime just a lame pastiche of actually great and revolutionary Western works?

          Always has been anon, how many anime were created because some japon read a western classic and had his genetic imperative to copy take over, I mean heck, Bram Stoker's Dracula alone has like 3 anime continuations.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Read better stuff

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >is this genre/medium bad? People say its good, but it seems bad, I'd rather watch other stuff instead of it if it's bad
          insightful post

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      stfu weaboo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb tranime poster

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watches tranime
      >thinks his opinions are valid

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Denny kinda forgot about Chani
      no he didn't moron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Denny should go to Denny's with Alec Baldwin

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her character is almost entirely different and plays no role in the ending or events to come

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kinda forgot about Gurney's training session with Paul
      Black person, did you watch the movie?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was live streaming my reaction on twitch while responding to comments on my insta. so, yes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reference to how Gurney "kills" Paul during their training in Part One, and then Paul is later stabbed by Feyd in the exact same manner, proving that he's ultimately learned nothing, but also has the plot armor of Jesus, despite being fake Jesus, or just Jesus.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shönen manga?
      Cinemaphile gay right here. The answer is no, power escalation is a weirdly shonen aspect of Frank's writing that never leaves the series, and I would argue is a core aspect of Dune's identity.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been said hundreds of fricking times that the shields don't just attract the worms - they send him into an immense rage and makes them far more aggressive. It's better to attract a worm just checking out the area then one bull rushing to your location in a few minutes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So when a worm bull rushes your harvester he's not angry? What the frick happens when they detect a shield then?
        Forgive me for misunderstanding, but the portrayal of the scene where the worm "just checks out" the Atreides harvester is aggressive as frick, and all characters mention it as such, in the book as well as both adaptations. So exactly what makes the shield aggression different?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Speed. The reason they are able to harvest the spice is because the worms (relatively) take their time when traveling to destroy the harvesters.

          You kinda sound like a moron to fail to understand that animals move faster depending on the stimulus. Does a dog move faster chasing a ball or rabbit?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dune is literally an anime plotline

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's explicitly about an unrealistically talented youth, AKA a Gary Stu, saving the day- er, galaxy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Denny kinda forgot that lasers cause a nuclear explosion on impact with shields

      Did you miss the ENTIRE scene where Paul and Chani had to shoot rockets at the hover bug craft (baiting them to lower their shields) BEFORE they fire any lasers?

      Did you just fricking fall asleep?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Paul baits the thopter to lower its shields so the rocket can penetrate the shields, not so a laser can. After the pointless ground assault, including the aforementioned sequence, the Fremen on the high ground, who the singular scout thopter somehow didn't notice approaching for miles while slowly sand skipping, are the ones who fired the laser, and it was at the harvester, because those don't have shields for some reason. Coincidentally the thopter didn't notice the stupid ass Fremen regiment that buried themselves in the sand.
        You sure you didn't fall asleep? I can't say I would blame you. The movie was fricking boring.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Coincidentally the thopter didn't notice the stupid ass Fremen regiment that buried themselves in the sand.
          I was so confused by this fricking scene, how long were they waiting in some random sand for a crawler? It had to be ages since any moron would have spotted them at distance.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Denny kinda forgot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Denny kinda forgot about Alia
      He just found a different way of using her so he wouldn't have to deal with the stupid visual of a toddler doing jujitsu.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A sci-fi director is embarrassed and afraid to dive into the unnatural and weird
        Very weak, Mr Denis. Very small dick move.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's always been Denny, it was the way it was always going to go.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, maybe. I can't say I'm that offended by it, but it's a part of a larger problem because it ties into the storyline being nonsensically condensed into what feels like two months. Also Jessica effectively doesn't appear in Part Two because of this, and Alia was the best part of Lynch's Dune, even though her appearance made no sense and went largely unexplained, like most elements, but he still made it work by having her just use the Voice. This absence just felt like something that could have been done better, and the way it ended up being done just felt like watching somebody skirting around the fear of adapting something they otherwise claim to love and want to see realized on screen.
        And at the same time he just confused the hell out of general audiences with the future Alia cameo. So basically, what the frick, Dennis?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      (You)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Calls something ugly
      >Admits to watching 1 second of Belch

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably bait, but the shields/slowknife are simply to keep close combat relevant, it's fine if shields simply make guns irrelevant rather than have a consequence like a nuclear reaction

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tranime Black person has an opinion
      Ignored

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he did any character with dialogue dirty

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy is great at playing theatre teacher types and that’s about it. I didn’t really buy him as a human computer in the military on a dangerous planet.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He excised 95% of the entire fricking book, it's insane

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But DUDE

      WORMS

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Villeneuve deviates from the books
    )-:<
    >Lynch and Jodorowsky deviate from the books
    (-:

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lynch fricked shut up too but Villeneuve cut way too much. He done a pretty good job with part 1 but part 2 is a mess.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take a shit story with god tier visuals, music, and the perfect tone over a shit story with shit visuals, music, and tonal dissonance any day

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't tell which one is which

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, filtered, I see

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, vague and pretentious, I see.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      To simp for vanilla-nova is to expose yourself as an inferior - more chattle than a true human, really. In a just and civilized era, villain-Black person simps would be enslaved and used for the sport of real people. We people are marked by our appreciation of the Lynch adaption of Herbert's work. Compare the 2024 Baron's death to 1984's. One is contrived, generic, and faux-artistic, whereas the Baron's death in 1984 actually IS art. Exquisite, understated, powerful, iconic, and a visual feast worthy of any pre-Raphaelite canvas. To simp for frickernova marks you as what you truly are: inhuman, someone that deserves to be enslaved and used as chattle by an actual person like me

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't seen the movie, does he start milking a cat to stop the poison?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can there be so much missing that was in Lynch's dune despite being so fricking long?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The total length is comparable to the mini series. I'd be curious to see how much more Lynch has in common with that compared to Denny.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The miniseries was great, never understood why it often gets ignored.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Paul is insufferable in the series from the moment it starts.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some really terrible acting
          Paul was miscast (again)
          Budget was $100
          Amongst other things.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Paul is insufferable in the series from the moment it starts.

          >Paul is insufferable in the series from the moment it starts.
          Yeah, he is kind of bratty. I also think eople dismiss the series because of its visuals....

          Leto is great there, I didn't really like Oscar Isaac as Leto in Dunc except for that he looked the part. His delivery and writing didn't fit the character....but I feel the same with Chalamet's Paul, so....

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Timothee looks but can't act the part at all. His whiny American accent is awful, especially when he raises his voice.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              SOILENCE!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            SOMEHOW, a poison tooth is in my mouth

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reposting
          https://fmoviesz.to/tv/dune-4q9lo/1-1

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it has extras. wtf. people in Arrakeen? wow. interior objeets? SUCH WOW

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The GUIIIILD does not TAKE your ORDERSSSS

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based shitty scene. Alia laughing just makes it better.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slomo. Making it more about Zendaya. Fart huffing.
      Pick one.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen DUNC 2, is Jessica's pregnancy and daughter even in there? Is Paul and Chani's little boy in there? Do they even show it's been 4-5 years or it all happens in 2 week?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 weeks, no alia, no leto 2, no navigators, chani character is botched. Save your money

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no alia,
        You didn't watch the movie

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You didnt read the book, moron. The movie only has Fetus and a vision, thats not even close to what sholdve been

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no alia
        was looking forward to how he'd handle the challenge her character brings, but figured he'd take some kind of cgi, psychic route when there was no casting by summer
        Would've liked to see an attempt but then he'd have to end part 1 at the spice orgy to give it time

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no spice orgy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no navigators
        How is this a bad thing? There are no navigators in the first book either.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon...
          Who do you think flew them to Arak?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Space uber

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alia is a fetus apart from one scene.
      Leto doesn't appear.
      Movie starts hours after the first movie, they are still carrying Jamis back to Sietch Tabr.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The 2nd movie happens in maybe just a few months. Jessica is still pregnant at the end though more pregnant than she was at the start. So maybe 5 months instead of 5 years.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is Jessica's pregnancy and daughter even in there?
      we only hear jessica's side of the diaglogue when she speaks to alia, alia is never born in the movie and paul kills the baron
      >Is Paul and Chani's little boy in there?
      no and neither is harah and her kids, chani's a total b***h too
      >Do they even show it's been 4-5 years or it all happens in 2 week?
      like 4 months max

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The 2nd movie happens in maybe just a few months. Jessica is still pregnant at the end though more pregnant than she was at the start. So maybe 5 months instead of 5 years.

        Alia is a fetus apart from one scene.
        Leto doesn't appear.
        Movie starts hours after the first movie, they are still carrying Jamis back to Sietch Tabr.

        2 weeks, no alia, no leto 2, no navigators, chani character is botched. Save your money

        But why? This is moronic.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Too difficult to cast I guess. Not many child actors would be able to pull off the speech and manerisms of an adult convincingly

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alia is in Paul's vision when he drinks the worm period

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alia has a line in the womb
        >Mother what’s happening?
        It’s only one but there is one

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no imax cut
    >no director's cut
    What's his fricking problem

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did he frick it up so badly after part 1 was so good bros?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >part 1 was so good
      was it?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >was it?
        Yes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        A lotta dainty ballerina twirls in these space war dramas.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Part 1 sucked. Part 2 was the good one

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They both sucked

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          You both suck

          Your mom sucks

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They both sucked

        You both suck

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have twice the time as Lynch with half the content.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Scenes were shot
    >Not included for some reason

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      should have shot monkey girl in the head instead and left her for DA WURMS

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literal who character that commits honorable sudoku because "OMG i worked for another government after you were presumed dead SHAMFUR DISPRAY"
    who cares?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literal shitposting chudcel virgin poster that's such a pussy he's too scared to even wear the wiener cage he was born to adorn

      why do you even bother?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        how did you get that information?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i recognized your posting style from discord. don't worry, I am not going to dox you. but, i will probably end up fricking you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literal shitposting chudcel virgin poster that's such a pussy he's too scared to even wear the wiener cage he was born to adorn

      why do you even bother?

      i recognized your posting style from discord. don't worry, I am not going to dox you. but, i will probably end up fricking you.

      there's a story here I'm missing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just schizos and autists not worth worrying about

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so upset that we never got that 26/27 hour long epic or whatever it was, that i swore never to watch any Dune movies because nothing could cope with the scope necessary to accurately portray the book.
    So my thoughts wanders back to the imagination of mine that brought the book alive. It was a truly grand and mystical experience to read.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many servants did the Harkonnens comically evilly kill in part 2
    I counted like 8

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can only think of about five of them

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thurfir 404'd

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He did the Book dirty.
    It's twice as long as the original movie and yet manages to tell less of the story and changes more of it.
    He dumbed down Dune so it was palatable for the masses.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He told more of one very particular aspect of the story, which was Paul's time with the sand Black folk

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Check the system

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why everyone was so hyped about DUNC.
    I liked the book but it wasn't that special.
    I liked the Lynch Dune and I FRICKING HATE Lynch.
    However Villabonobos Part 1 was so fricking boring, it was all about aesthetics yet it felt bland and uninspiring.
    Besides one of the points of the book was Paul fighing fate, his visions always tried to make him Jihad through the galaxy but in the end he takes the throne quite peacefully.
    also too many Black folk

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I liked the book but it wasn't that special.
      Someone made a post putting into context why Dune has the status it has, i.e. it came out in the 60's, pre-Trek pre-SW pre-whatever the frick, so for it's time it was incredibly creative and unique and that uniqueness is now lost on the generations since then because we have been exposed to 60 or so years of sci-fi heavily inspired by Dune.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nIGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Your name is a killing word

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a French edit? I don't remember that mustache.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I understand cutting his character down because it didn't fit the the movie format, but if that's the case, then why include him at all? That assassin/spy plot went nowhere in the first part of Dune. They should have just axed it and gave Gurney or Duncan his role.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dune is a really stupid story lol

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there a dune fan edit where all the deleted scenes are included? spicediver cut misses a lot of deleted scenes

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're safe. The Harkonnens cannot win because 1x1=2.

    Next time, my Duke.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bookgays, should I bother with Heretics and Chapterhouse?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Darwi Odrade is the best character in the Dune universe. Miles Teg is interesting despite being a hyper-competant and the universe being similar but different (having a few millenia of political and cultural changes but some old vestiges still laying around) was neat.
      If you already read God Emperor, there is nothing in the later books that is particularly odd or different.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        how hot is that Lucilla character described? and which hollywood / euro bawd would you cast as her?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe.

          >Alma Mavis Taraza, Mother Superior of the Bene Gesserit, commanded the very talented Reverend Mother Lucilla, to sexually imprint the twelfth ghola of Duncan Idaho that the Sisterhood bought from the Tleilaxu.
          lmao what was frank herberts obsession with duncan idaho?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's too good at sex.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I always pictured her as an Eva Green type

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that Frank Herbert was an enormous pro-eugenicist femdom fetishist, to the point of even disowning his son for being gay, or "an evolutionary dead end", lmao.

        His other son? Went on to rape his books the moment he kicked the bucket. Did you disown the correct child Frank?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He also thought an army consisting of men would never not inevitably end up becoming sadistic and homoerotic, as men are inherently gay or something.

          This is why the god-emperor's army consists entirely of women. "Women would never abuse power or commit an act of rape. Never.".

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Women have no penises and no willpower, therefore they cannot rape.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He also thought an army consisting of men would never not inevitably end up becoming sadistic and homoerotic, as men are inherently gay or something.

          This is why the god-emperor's army consists entirely of women. "Women would never abuse power or commit an act of rape. Never.".

          Is this real facts?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes 100% I will always bring it up whenever it suits me. Authors of big books are always hilarious.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The entire conspiracy plot was scrapped in the first movie so what was left for him to do?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was instrumental in the book. The entire final confrontation between Paul and the Emperor, happened because Thufir played the Baron against Rabban, and without any Harkonnen support, Rabban lost bad and the emperor had to get involved personally. And if the espionage subplot had been kept, then Thufir would have been the reason for Paul to drink the water of life. His involvement got the awakened Paul to face off against the emperor, and his sacrifice was a memorable scene. His character deserved better. And all of this could have been done with just 5 minutes or so of screen time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And all of this could have been done with just 5 minutes or so of screen time
        but then we wouldnt have all those great scenes of zendaya scowling or her talking to her namelesss female friend

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Or they could have just cut that 7 minute scene of Rabban going after the Fremen and getting chased off.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            and slowly running a way lmao that was such a b***h run

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not only that, but Dave cleary had gotten fatter in the two years between the movies, and he kept doing that dumb Drax surprised face. Him doing a slow jog away from an attack, getting humiliated by Feyd, and getting literally one shot, was laughable. Especially since Part 1 tried to build him up as the powerhouse of his house.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick are Bene Gesserit even doing and why does anybody care? Like why does The Baron not just kill the old hag? I don't get it.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Atreides loses because they a let an old Black person do all their math for them off the top of his head
    How did dennis get away with this?

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dune 2 is probably the loudest movie I've seen in a movie theatre. I mean that in a good way.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thufir is insufferable in the book. I don't know if Herbet wrote him to be funny because he seems like a douchebag.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fremen are the best fighters in the universe!
    Why?
    >Because of the desert!
    Why does being in the desert make you a good martial fighter? Better than the Sardukah who train for decades?
    >Desert power!
    The Southern Fremen didn't even fight Harkonen, so how were they good fighters?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read the book before trying to dig up plot holes like a CinemaSins homosexual

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a question you Black person, I read the book years ago I can't remember the exact sentence in the book that says
        >The reason the Fremen are the best martial fighters in the known universe is...
        Stop being such an argumentative homosexual

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They ingest spice their wholes lives, and there's obvious benefits to having a level of prescience in combat. Combine that with a Spartan culture that demands capability for violence and little social coddling and you have a very warlike people who are talented in combat.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are good fighters because they literally studied the blade (crysknife) while you were out, lacking in water-discipline and wasting precious moisture by having sex.
          In all honesty, they were decent fighters because that's all they did and their arguments were more often than not solved with a stabbing. Jessica also taught them how to fight Bene Gesserit style. Also, no shields on Dune (at least not in the open desert)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >their arguments were more often than not solved with a stabbing.
            that was also a weakness and one which paul corrected when he convinced them that he didn't have to kill stilgar to assume a position of power.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a tougher planet and with tougher training, the fremen are sophisticated and naturally enhanced by the spice

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thufir homiewat.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    James Earl Jones if he was an albino.

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