Thus begins the slopification of Mad Max.

Thus begins the slopification of Mad Max. Look forward to consooming the HBO Max series with a lot more rainbow shit, especially after the Fallout show.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The casting does not inspire confidence.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fury Road is already slop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah not quite. It was a high effort production. This is clearly assembly line slop

      I saw an advanced screening and it was good. Solid 80% or B- rating

      How "made for a modern audience" is it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >This is clearly assembly line slop
        Why did Miller do it? His entire career he was a hard working director trying to make the best films he could. Why make slop now?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He's old and didn't want to fly out to the Namibian desert and spend months shooting again. Directors get complacent in their old age and sell out. Many such cases...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >He's old and didn't want to fly out to the Namibian desert and spend months shooting again.

            It was never meant to be in the Namibian desert in the first place

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I suspect it will flop

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I saw an advanced screening and it was good. Solid 80% or B- rating

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Furiwokesa

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its a movie dumbass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >its a movie dumbass

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You'll watch it and you'll love it. Just like you did with the last one. It's pretty pathetic that you're pretending otherwise.

    Do you have a job, sir?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    max shows up at the end to save glory and her mom but then it doesn't work out

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The casting is shit but I am looking forward for action kinos.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They should make a movie about Mad Max some time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he's going to die before he gets around to it

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Terrible casting
    >Wymyn main
    It's going to flop. yet again another film no one asked for.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anya really was miscast

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she's fine, it's just nobody wanted a dumb prequel movie about Furiosa, the people want Max

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Even fury road treaded the line of not enough max in the mad max movie.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tom Hardy was awful, I definitely don't want to see that Max again

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's a truly terrible choice to play a female badass. She has neither the face nor the build for it. Her best roles are when she plays someone weak, broken and vulnerable because that's the kind of look she has.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          all women are weak, broken and vulnerable

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're a dunce. Everyone you've ever met detected it.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              yeah well, you can just nibble on my unwashed butthole, you bawd

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah well
                All anyone can ever imagine when you right this is a slack-jawed yokel.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a city slicker akchually

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I guess that just means you're a slack-jawed bus rider.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm unemployed and autistic

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Explains the Cinemaphile folder.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen everything Anya's done and the best performances of her career were in The Queen's Gambit and The Northman which I wouldn't call weak or broken roles

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Queens Gambit was horrid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I like turtles!

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the snippets ive seen look like awful video game cutscenes. its going to make the Ferrari webms look like masterworks.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hemsworths performance looks so terrible

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood really is committed to this whole "replace every male action hero with a woman" schtick aren't they? It just never stops.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe this movie ends up being good and not woke and it's just bad timing but yeah I really don't get why they are pushing female leads so hard.

      Women don't watch or care about movies. If most of the audience is male, they will prefer a male lead. It's not that deep or a big sexist deal as they are making it out to be.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >reddit space

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It probably won't be too cringe because Miller wrote and directed it and he's just too old to connect with modern wokeism, but it will still be a mediocre CGI slopfest that probably shouldn't have been made

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is she going to be wearing a /coom/ outfit at least?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My problem isn't the casting it's the misinterpretation of the source material and the questions that material asks.

    Post apocalyptic fiction always portrays the conflict between savagery and civility and forces the viewer to consider the two in how they want themselves and humanity to be defined. If it's simply genderswapped actionslop it can be fun as a light popcorn movie but lacks any depth.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Happy Feet won.

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