Time flies, Rings of Power isn't even a month away, it'll be out on September 2nd. I'm cautiously optimistic after fan reactions to early screening.
Time flies, Rings of Power isn't even a month away, it'll be out on September 2nd. I'm cautiously optimistic after fan reactions to early screening.
Ahh the Lord of the Shills. Pray tell you what news from the Amazon office can you tell this humble Anon?
AYO wher da elfs at
>making everyone look gritty and dirty
I hate this trope. Hobbit houses were fastidiously clean and the Hobbits wore nice clothing with brocades and fine stitching.
What is this fricking trash.
They're literally homeless
Gross
That’s a big Pass for me senpai
>everyone ignores hobbits for years
>until gandalf
>here's a show with them playing a pivotal role
goddam I hate this show already
mmm sweaty you have no idea, they fought in the first age. Just read the stories posted in Tolkien society writen by debut novelists
White Harfoots!? Cinemaphile's Tolkien scholars told me they're supposed to be black as soot.
These are your Tolkien-approved White Harfoots.
Get shot
OP is a shill
Cancel Amazon Prime
#CancelPrime
There are no hashtags here
Nah i get tons of free shit with Prime
>free
Euro detected.
'free lunch'
>the fans
I met a homosexual once who absolutely adored the hobbit trilogy. Went multiple times. Did these fans like the hobbit trilogy?
The title sucks it would be like calling a GOT spinoff Game of Thrones, The Throne of the Game
This story is actually about Sauron becoming the Lord of the Rings though
They should have just called it LOTR: Sauron or something less lame
>This story is actually about Sauron becoming the Lord of the Rings though
fanfic, lol
They don't own the rights to tell the Lord of the Rings story but they also realise that people don't give a shit about the OC donut steel story they're telling, hence the need to try and link them with the title.
>They don't own the rights to tell the Lord of the Rings story
wtf are you talking about, yes they do
That's why they can call the show 'Lord of the Rings' because they own the TV rights to that book (and the Hobbit)
no they don't. WB still owns the rights to both LOTR and the Hobbit.
You are thinking of the movie rights
Amazon bought the TV rights to the books, which is a separate thing
Fresh kino
Shill
>ayo I finna be a dwarv kween n sheeeit
This insufferable c**t makes me not want to watch it even more.
Ok, Cletus, nobody is going to miss you in the premiere
Why do skinny fat genderqueer leftists think anyone but them wants to see this shit? No one likes you.
Alright Shiloh you homosexual, let us know what your $18 sandwich tastes like in your gay coastal city just before a future brain surgeon knifes you for your shoes. I'm sure mudface wokerings is going to really make a lot of money hahahaha.
KYS troony homosexual.
The world is disgusted by you.
If lore doesn't matter why can't we have sexy dwarves?
Manlets on suicide watch
What the frick does that mean are they pretending to jerk a dick while hitting the table? Every one who uses tiktok should be killed
Would.
What in the hell is this.
the best story of our time
gandalf is Bilbo's great great great great great great great great grandmothers rapist
A man that falls out of the sky in a meteor and he can do majiks n shit
its Gandalf isnt it
It's a Maiar for sure and seems to be a wizard, so possibly but maybe not
Can't be, Gandalf didn't appear in Middle Earth till the 3rd age, also he traveled together with the other 4 wizards
Its Gandalf.
Gandalf didn't arrive Middle Eart till the 3rd Age, this show takes place in the 2nd Age
Doesn't matter, they'll just change it so he arrives in the 2nd age. Its obviously Gandalf.
>Wears grey
>Has a long beard
>Hangs with Hobbits
>Has a friendly face
yup
Did he magically wash his hair?
Yeah! I loved the SuperFans reaction so sincere
I work in marketing. Reddit is shill central. No one shills on Cinemaphile (that I know of) because you can't build user profiles because due to anonymity. The sad thing is that these Amazon shills probably aren't even paid shills. They're just degenerate leftists who do it for free. They are even worse than jannies.
You need to stop watching sensationalist YouTube channels that make it their full-time job to bash Rings of Power. They don't care about Tolkien, they only care about you angrily clicking on their video so they can make ad money.
I follow Shad since a long time and he is a genuine nerd that really cares about LOTR, unlike those who praise the new shit show, that are just woke contrarians that won't even watch the show.
Shad is a right wing nutjob who hates women and minorities if you have been following his latest vids. Literally all of them are shitting new movies who women or minorities in the lead
Nope, it's not because he is bias, it's because those movies that have women and minorities in the lead just happen to be shit. Genuinely.
>Hey guys, I'm not racist, really, just happens that I hate all black people for unrelated reasons
He doesn't hate all black people wtf? Just shitty movies that make having black dudes or women on the lead the main selling point, not developing a good movie afterwards. I mean, at this point I know you are just trolling, nobody is this dumb, right?
You know black people don't like you just because your not racist. Your still a fucc white boi to them idk why you wan to be liked by people that hate you.
Women and minorities fricking suck ass tho so this dude sounds ight to me
Shad really got under their skin when he reviewed that shitty fight on Last jedi, and while I find it funny that a fat frick is a medieval sword fighting expert, it's also pretty obvious that the dude studied it all his life.
he has very superficial knowledge of lotr and its strange since he is a fantasy nerd
He has no idea on the subject, he doesn't even know there's an elvish word for transgenderism and that the're celebrated in their culture for their bravery
I tried few of those and he just shouts and gets angry, its the usual anti woke grift thats underneath it all just another marketing tactic for corps.
They are all grifters who capitalize on the overall lower quality that the industry churns out, and create their own symbiotic dependency on said Hollywood movies in order to make money themselves, off an audience of perpetually irate people. And the audience are kept irate in a synthetic way, by cultivating their aggravation in clever ways, and basically doomposting 24/7.
Either this or your woke movies are actually shit
Cinemaphile makes it easier for astroturfing campaigns, as the lack of user profiles and the short lifespan of thread makes it easier to sell the idea of fluidity, diversity of opinions and improvisation of discourse.
>Cinemaphile makes it easier for astroturfing campaigns, as the lack of user profiles and the short lifespan of thread makes it easier to sell the idea of fluidity, diversity of opinions and improvisation of discourse.
Not really. Cinemaphile isn't even good for A/B testing because there's no way for the npcs who work in marketing to objectively measure engagement vs shit posting. They might try to get exposure but modern marketers are obsessed with data, tracking, and conversion rate. Reddit is perfect for this. IMO the shills here are brainwashed redditors who do it for free.
Great another thread where /misc/tourists thinks everyone is a paid shill, as if they even exist. This is the next big thing normal people can latch onto and discuss with their friends. It will be a success no matter how much you seethe about black elves or whatever. See you in daily generals, RoPsisters.
No it's not. All the LOTR subreddit are astroturfed. The sad thing is that you're just a pathetic shut in troony that belieo the hype. Literally touch grass.
I will torrent and discuss every single episode with the rest of Cinemaphile. You can seethe and expose your newhomosexualry all you want. I will reserve judgment until I've seen it.
Yes we know you're very gay you don't need to keep trying so hard
Outside of Cinemaphile the show is astroturfed shit and anyone with more than 2 braincells knows it, troon.
>fan reactions to early screening.
Lol
Lmao even.
>fan
I don't bother unless they're superfans who never read the books or watched all the movies but know Tolkien would have loved what they're doing with the show
>I'm cautiously optimistic after fan reactions to early screening.
no you're not
post office selfie
At this point, I want to find out which marketers Amazon has hired solely so I can never use them.
You are so fricking bad at this
>mfw them Black personfoots stole my fred chikin
Jesus christ, it looks even more fricking stupid in motion lmao
Not only she is black, she is also fat as frick. Like you don't see her and think "oh, a female dwarf". No, you think "oh, an obese Black person". Horrible casting.
No beard, GROSS
should i watch lord of the ring? is it good?
nah, it's right wing propaganda, wait till Amazon's Rings of Power gets released and watch that instead
I hope there's time to reshoot a scene for a Mar-a-lago type raid where Sauron gets arrested
>fan reactions
how can you be a fan of something that hasn't aired
Fans of other amazon products
Good morning sirs! Very excite for rings of powerful. I will perform the watch on september 2nd!
It's been a while since I saw such aggressive shilling here. Or maybe I just don't pay enough attention.
I'm not going to watch your garbage btw. I respect Tolkien and his work too much.
Only thing coming to Amazon that I want to watch.
chudcels are really seething today
Why do leftists love Amazon so much?
Your job is to create hype anon. You'll get a lot of heat from unconvinced consumers, because our goyjoy machine is truly dirtying whatever we get our pozzed little hands on, but shake it off, get that ESL fired up and Just Do It™. Even if you get called out, remember: there's no such thing as bad Buzz™! Now go get them, champ
Thanks for the reminder, anon. I nolarp just cancelled my Amazon Prime membership, and gave the reason "rings of power".
No one will notice
Cool, thanks for your concern. Still feels good.
>pg-13
>old ass blade
>set up so girlboss daughter takes over franchise
>Spiderman and Iron Man cameos
This is going to cause so many black tears.
moron
>he didn't post the fact that he's also Muslim and gay
yeah, DOA
Also naming the daughter Edge is just moronic
Soul
Every single one these threads are structured the same way. They mention the name, acknowledge the "naysayers/reviewers" and mention Sept 2
Frick off shills, clear advertising or literal samegay spam
Okay Alex Jones
Elves can't be black.
They can actually
Nope.
No they can't.
Elf < alfr < albar < albaz < albi/albo meaning white.
Where you think 'Albino' comes from. Same from Latin 'Albus' and Greek 'ἀλφός (alphos)'
Elfs can not be black.
Yes, they can
Arondir is black for exmple
That's part of the Amazon show, Tolkien never created that character. Not canon. And he is not black, he is latino.
>the character in this fan fiction is a black elf!!!
It’s fan fiction troony, the character never existed in Tolkiens works. You have to suicide as soon as possible.
Yet there they are, and will forever be a part of the property going forward
You are overthinking it. They can't be black just because the can't, period. There is no justification, it's just what it is.
Ever heard of dark elves, chud?
>dark elves
Yeah, the Moriquendi (singular Moriquendë; also named the Lembi, Hisildi, and Kaliondi) were the Elves of Darkness: those who did not embark on the journey over the sea to Aman and behold the light of the Two Trees of Valinor. Nothing to do with race.
Honestly homosexual why are you even still replying go have a nice day your life is fricking trash bro. Escape the pain. Do it.
>Legolas is le black
Yes, just because Jackson whitewashed the character doesn't mean his canon looks are white or even blonde. In fact you can't find any description that states that Sindar elves are even pale
They can and they have
No, homosexual. Just as surely as you will suicide before 40 because your life as a consoomer homosexual is so devoid of purpose and meaning, Elves cannot be Black folk. Cope however you need to.
Steals your (mom's) heart
>cautiously optimistic
Why?
homies do not care about elves, hobbits, wizards and all that gay shit. Black elves are purely to make white liberals feel good.
Why are you even trying to sell this on Cinemaphile?
Everyone here already checked out with Black person dwarf.
this place has insane traffic, lurkers lurk and will tell friends on discord and reddit. its whole different kind of marketing.
I for one am uncautiously optimistic
>I'm cautiously optimistic after fan reactions to early screening.
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=7aVX6vw906c
>I never read any of the books or watch all the movies but I'm a superfan of Rings of Power and let me tell you Tolkien would have loved what they're doing with the show
I can't believe people like this exist
There will be insanely fast general.
Catalogue will be full of thread each day episode is released and bit less each day after day.
YOU
WILL
PROPAGATE
IT
anti wokism is new kind of marketing and you will be part of it and you will enjoy it.
Ridiculous cope. "If you complain about subversion then you are being subversive"
Basically "shut up and silently enjoy your slop"
Kys homosexual.
yes because you spread brand awareness.
Best is complete ignore but you just cant help yourself and have to be outraged and help push all those outraged grifters on yt.
not gonna watch it