>if you're REALLY the devil, you could possess this easily killable pig I brought >>haha stupid priest, I'll show you and possess that pig! >quick, now kill the pig! >>n-nani!?!?
Five minutes in and I had to turn this stupid shit off.
it wasnt the devil is was some dumb lesser demon and he realized that its ego is probably way bigger than its brain also its a throwback to a bible passage
The guy was mentally ill and the priest was putting on a show for him. It's probably the most interesting part of the movie. Unfortunately, it quickly turns into a generic Exorcist knockoff and with a Marvel plot.
really? why is it called the Pope's exorcist?
He wasn't in line with mainline post V2 popery or mainstream position. He still used the old rite
Or does the movie address the policy change in the mid 2000s
>you're only a true Christian if you take everything literally and emphasis the narratives of the religion over the morality
This is how Hollywood subverts Christianity btw
>actually the bible is all a metaphor nothing it talks about exists and I don't actually need to do anything it says just like say "thank you Jesus" every day and you're good
can you expand upon that
He's a lazy protestant moron who tries to convince himself nothing in the bible is literal so he can "interpret" it the way it suits him best. Somehow these interpretations always result in the least effort involved for him, except for tipping his pastor at the local church located on the stroad between Walmart and the pawn shop.
It absolutely blows me away that Protestants tithe when their whole fricking deal was problems with Catholic tithing (which does not happen anymore). Sure they pass around a basket but that's any mass.
morons believe the worlds ills started during WWII. Morons believe the worlds ills can be traced back to the WWI. Intelligent people believe the worlds ills can be traced back to the French Revolution. Geniuses know that the worlds ills can be traced back to the Protestant Reformation.
I pray for a mend to the schism.
Priests should have families (and beards).
The Pope part, however... that's gonna be a tough one to walk back or get the Orthodox to come to terms with.
Perhaps we must rely on the cardinals to make a difference.
Some day...
After two dates, I got a booty call and went over to this b***hes house at 3am horny AF. She was a sex therapist. Unemployed, but that's what she got her degree in. So I was super excited.
Right before we bout to do the damn thang, she tells me she has an incurable STD, but takes meds and I can't catch it unless she has a flair up, which she currently didn't.
So I fricked her.
How does that make me The Pope's Exorcist? ...I didn't wear a rubber!
I had some chick on tinder tell me this after talking for 3 days. She waited till I was like 20 mins from leaving the house to come frick her. I actually respect that she told me, but I wasn’t brave enough to frick her. I ain’t gambling with my dick.
>DAMMIT FATHER GABRIELE AMORTH YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON PRIEST >THAT LITTLE SACRAMENT YOU PULLED DOWN IN ALBEROBELLO'S GOT THE CARDINALS SO FAR UP MY ASS YOU COULD CALL ME LEGION >I'VE HAD ENOUGH >TURN IN YOUR CRUCIFIX AND YOUR ROSARY >.... >and your other crucifix
Russell Crowe is a saint, unlike that Black person loving, English hater Mel Gibson - Crowe doesn't take part in shit movies (water diviner doesn't count - it was boring, not shit outright).
Most kino performance of the year alongside Nic Cage as Dracula.
I liked the movie just fine, but crowe's accent was silly.
Russell Crowe is a saint, unlike that Black person loving, English hater Mel Gibson - Crowe doesn't take part in shit movies (water diviner doesn't count - it was boring, not shit outright).
What was with the ending? It felt like a setup to a capeshit franchise. >i'm putting together a team... >we need to eradicate all the demons >here is our top secret james bond headquarters and your quirky sidekick
>if you're REALLY the devil, you could possess this easily killable pig I brought
>>haha stupid priest, I'll show you and possess that pig!
>quick, now kill the pig!
>>n-nani!?!?
Five minutes in and I had to turn this stupid shit off.
thats just the scam Crowe's character pulls so he can have roast pork every week. Why do you think he was so fat?
Demons love possessing pigs. Everyone knows this
Isn't it a bad idea to ask a demon anything?
Like even threatening one?
Demon's are b***h Black folk, faith in God keeps them at bay.
Simple as.
t. Never read the Bible
it wasnt the devil is was some dumb lesser demon and he realized that its ego is probably way bigger than its brain also its a throwback to a bible passage
Did you turn it off before he explained that the guy was mentally ill and not really possessed?
It’s a biblical reference. Also anyone who is well versed in possession lore knew that guy was faking, as did Crowe.
The guy was mentally ill and the priest was putting on a show for him. It's probably the most interesting part of the movie. Unfortunately, it quickly turns into a generic Exorcist knockoff and with a Marvel plot.
Gay ass Black person.
You're a sinner, homosexual.
Kino isn't meant for you, I bet you liked atrocious John Wick 4
>kill local pig
>drive away on mopped
is this movie about Fr. Amorth?
>Fr. Amorth
Fister Amorth?
Yes. Shills his books, too.
really? why is it called the Pope's exorcist?
He wasn't in line with mainline post V2 popery or mainstream position. He still used the old rite
Or does the movie address the policy change in the mid 2000s
Pope's exorcist > new evil dead
Ain't got shit on the PREACHER
>you're only a true Christian if you take everything literally and emphasis the narratives of the religion over the morality
This is how Hollywood subverts Christianity btw
can you expand upon that
>actually the bible is all a metaphor nothing it talks about exists and I don't actually need to do anything it says just like say "thank you Jesus" every day and you're good
He's a lazy protestant moron who tries to convince himself nothing in the bible is literal so he can "interpret" it the way it suits him best. Somehow these interpretations always result in the least effort involved for him, except for tipping his pastor at the local church located on the stroad between Walmart and the pawn shop.
It absolutely blows me away that Protestants tithe when their whole fricking deal was problems with Catholic tithing (which does not happen anymore). Sure they pass around a basket but that's any mass.
morons believe the worlds ills started during WWII. Morons believe the worlds ills can be traced back to the WWI. Intelligent people believe the worlds ills can be traced back to the French Revolution. Geniuses know that the worlds ills can be traced back to the Protestant Reformation.
I pray for a mend to the schism.
Priests should have families (and beards).
The Pope part, however... that's gonna be a tough one to walk back or get the Orthodox to come to terms with.
Perhaps we must rely on the cardinals to make a difference.
Some day...
Ew.
A israelite loving pr*testant.
Will you 'protest' when I lynch you with your own tongue?
After two dates, I got a booty call and went over to this b***hes house at 3am horny AF. She was a sex therapist. Unemployed, but that's what she got her degree in. So I was super excited.
Right before we bout to do the damn thang, she tells me she has an incurable STD, but takes meds and I can't catch it unless she has a flair up, which she currently didn't.
So I fricked her.
How does that make me The Pope's Exorcist? ...I didn't wear a rubber!
I had some chick on tinder tell me this after talking for 3 days. She waited till I was like 20 mins from leaving the house to come frick her. I actually respect that she told me, but I wasn’t brave enough to frick her. I ain’t gambling with my dick.
Did you drive over to her house on an electric scooter?
>DAMMIT FATHER GABRIELE AMORTH YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON PRIEST
>THAT LITTLE SACRAMENT YOU PULLED DOWN IN ALBEROBELLO'S GOT THE CARDINALS SO FAR UP MY ASS YOU COULD CALL ME LEGION
>I'VE HAD ENOUGH
>TURN IN YOUR CRUCIFIX AND YOUR ROSARY
>....
>and your other crucifix
>-BUT IN THIS PRECINCT, WE DO IT BY THE OLD TESTAMENT.
kek
SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS COMPEL YOU
>The books are good
That time I turned down a drink because it was too early. Just kidding, I'm an alcoholic.
I can't believe there's a thread for this movie. His accent was atrocious.
>I can't believe there's a thread for this movie
It did decent both critically and commercially so I'm not that surprised.
I liked the movie just fine, but crowe's accent was silly.
Russell Crowe is a saint, unlike that Black person loving, English hater Mel Gibson - Crowe doesn't take part in shit movies (water diviner doesn't count - it was boring, not shit outright).
Most kino performance of the year alongside Nic Cage as Dracula.
>Yoga is Evil
>Harry Potter is evil
Father Amorth sounds based
What was with the ending? It felt like a setup to a capeshit franchise.
>i'm putting together a team...
>we need to eradicate all the demons
>here is our top secret james bond headquarters and your quirky sidekick
The best part
Demon was doing that kid a solid, fricking c**t should have breastfed him.
i know that feel 🙁
>t. wasn't breastfed