Times you acted like 'The Whale'

I once at an entire 16oz bucket of beef jerky by myself.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You think that's bad? I am beef jerky.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I'm sober my wiener is like beef jerky cause it's tiny and I jerk it off so much out of boredom.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got high and ate an entire frozen pizza in one day

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Over the course of one day? That’s really not that bad those pizzas are like medium sized.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least cook it you lazy tub of lard

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      eating an entire pizza is normal hangover tier. its only weird if you do it often

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i used to to this once or twice a week along with 4-6 beers and i never got bigger than 180 lbs. i’m 150 now and i still do this once in a while

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always feel like I wasted my high if I eat frozen pizza.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah you should thaw it out first

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Came on a girls back then sopped it up with bread and ate it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Criminally underrated post

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I once at 32 grilled cheese. It it’s not hat much for an average person.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted a grilled cheese tonight but my microwave broke 🙁

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >microwaved grilled cheese
        what are you fricking moronic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what the toaster is for, fricktard

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          grilled cheese isn't made on a grill or in a toaster
          don't come at me with tiktokkers making it in a toaster for views

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you have a pan, you moron? How do zoomers not know how to do anything?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bruh are you microwaving fricking bread?!?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I knew a kid who didnt like his bread toasted and if he wanted it warmed up with butter or something he would microwave it. Weird little homie

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Autists frequently have a thing about textures of food

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's called a God damn grilled cheese for a reason, not a fricking microwaved cheese.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Compromise, cook it off the radiator.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this has to be bait

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like to toast my bread in the toaster and microwave the cheese on a piece of parchment paper and slap it on when it's nice and hot

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              i fry my ketchup in the pan
              if you simmer it on 2-3 heat and stir it, it gets a nice crispy clumpy texture for dipping in the grilled cheese

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                absolute mad lad

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what were the circumstances? that takes buying supplies ahead of time. grilled cheese is usually a nice treat when you're almost out of food and haven't been to the grocery store in a while

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just ate a whole bag of crisps.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was trying to get fit but also muscular so I heard about GOMAD from Cinemaphile but I needed more calories and I heard about GORAD instead for a gallon of ranch a day and then after I chugged it all I puked everywhere and it was like this creamy pile that looked like semen and it was on the carpet and my dog started licking it up so I had to put him outside while I cleaned it all up

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      having seen some of the monstrosities Cinemaphile has posted on Cinemaphile i 100% believe this

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I weigh over 350 pounds so I've got a few
    >would regularly eat two 16 oz party size bags of chips plus a gallon of whole milk plus 16oz of pepperjack cheese plus 16oz of hormel pepperoni slices
    >sometimes for a snack I'll "drink" peanuts
    >cruciferous vegetables give me diarrhea for some reason but after eating all that slop my shits are perfectly formed and healthy
    >i used to use myfitnesspal and i think my max was 14000 calories

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised you're not fatter, how the frick do you drink peanuts anyways?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can get peanut better, mix it with soda (about 3 parts soda to 1 part peanut butter) and just drink it like a milkshake.
        It's actually really good.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude what level of depression is this

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's the level where you realize nothing matters. Your parents are dead, your siblings have their own lives with their own families, any friends you still have don't call, you always have to make the first move. You don't live, you're just living. And everyday you wake up a little older, a little fatter and more depressed.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well good on you for not going for the high score.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's strange how we both have the same issue but went opposite ways. My entire family is dead too, and my friends stopped talking to me, but I am

              I am the opposite of the whale. I live on fruit juice, spirits and stimulants. Whenever I eat I am sick. Whale is likely healthier than me.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's vile.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't eat like that every day. Usually only once every week or two.
        >how the frick do you drink peanuts anyways
        like this. it's not technically drinking since i'm still chewing, but I cut out the middle man of grabbing them. it's a good car snack.

        You can get peanut better, mix it with soda (about 3 parts soda to 1 part peanut butter) and just drink it like a milkshake.
        It's actually really good.

        I actually don't like soda. I'd rather drink milk (i can do 2GOMAD comfortably).

        Also I forgot
        >order dominos
        >medium pepperoni and chourico pizza
        >stuffed jalapeno bread
        >buffalo chicken sandich
        >eat this all in one sitting

        I can also comfortable eat a 16 oz jar of peanut butter + a gallon of whole milk in one sitting.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek, that picture. I eat peanuts like that all the time

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I can also comfortable eat a 16 oz jar of peanut butter + a gallon of whole milk in one sitting
          thats kind of impressive t b h

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you've heard of the gallon of milk challenge, you know that most people cant drink a gallon of milk without puking.

            when we did it in high school, i was the only one that didnt throw up lol

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I actually don't like soda. I'd rather drink milk (i can do 2GOMAD comfortably).

          Dude, milk isn't good for you. I used to drink a gallon and half of chocolate milk a day (mixed with a bag of oreos I blended up).
          You should switch to soda, it's better for you.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh, I thought you were referring to the southern practice of dumping peanuts in beer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so fat the led screen started to crack

      BE PROUD, BE BEAUTIFUL, SUGAH

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a 300 pounder and I'm mostly impressed that you were willing to calculate anything let alone all that.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I weighed 190lbs in 2019

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sometimes for a snack I'll "drink" peanuts
      I'm crying laughing at this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cruciferous vegetables give me diarrhea for some reason but after eating all that slop my shits are perfectly formed and healthy
      evolution

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sometimes for a snack I'll "drink" peanuts
      Do you drink the whole bottle of Mr Peanuts? How are your shits not absolutely heinous after such a thing?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes i eat 16oz of peanuts at a time. almonds too.

        there's lots of fiber in peanuts and the shits come out clean and easy

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    dipping pizza into a good mayo is actually so fricking tasty

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beef jerky has a pretty low calorie content.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not the calories, it's the sodium *shudders*

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >order two pizzas and a meat ball marinara with extra cheese
    >suck it down like a vacuum
    >needmorefood.jpg
    >eat a jar of peanut butter with a gallon of milk on the side
    >puke
    >still fricking hungry
    >look at the dog and lick my lips
    I controlled my urges this time but next time I whale out I’m not so sure

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I polished off an entire package of these in one sitting.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    An average meal for me is something like 2 burgers and 2 packets of ramen or something to that effect. I am 130 pounds

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I don't eat all day I can eat a whole large dominos pizza

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do this every sunday, don't eat all day so I can mow down a za in the evening.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ear an entire bag of oreos
    >butthole ruptures from the dry jagged log the next morning

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You poop solid after eating nothing but Oreos? Bro I've eaten only Oreos on a couple occasions and it's like a shotgun shooting loose potting soil the next day.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every day pretty much, I eat around 3000 calories. I do go to the gym however, 6 days a week

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure why they made a movie about the average American.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate 3 servings of broccoli and a bite of brownie for dessert.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i woke up one day and ate an entire banana

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a huge slob, but I do this every time with my pizza. Ranch on pizza is underrated as frick.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ranch on pizza is one of the most popular and absolutely overrated combinations you gay

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where's your source, gay?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but literally everyone you moron
          I’ll even mog you with peppercorn garlic ranch

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza, bag of flaming hot doritos, 3 cans of coke, a king size rice crispie treat, and an oreo ice cream sandwich all in one sitting

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      really wish someone would kill this dude. or for him to just die. He's so abhorrent

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick man...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Art is what the frick, man.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          WRONG

          Now this, this is art.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Say what you want but this guy is unironically funny

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But he's the joke.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      'cado on 'chan

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's more dignity in shooting heroin

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That movie guy who fricks dogs made a pretty compelling case that this is all an act and avocado man gets payed to perform it by especially degenerate homosexual men. They pay him to eat himself to death and that's how they experience sexual pleasure.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not really "an act" when he is actually eating junk all day and growing rapidly more obese.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think dogfricker is just projecting again

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >16oz bucket of beef jerky
    get any jaw gains?
    for me probably when i first experimented with weed, ate 5 double cheeseburgers, spewed them all out then ate 2 blocks of chocolate straight after.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 pound of beef jerky
    I feel like I'd be sick of it by then. I only ever beef jerky from small packets. Maybe if they were larger I could eat a lot more without noticing.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lost 50 lbs since december
    never going back

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know if that counts but I drink a gallon of beer and smoke a pack a day

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man has heavy breasts

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a pitcher of coke

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That homie sweats when he eats

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks so happy though...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've been obese, less than him too. He's not.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >burps like a hog after taking a swig form the coke Pitcher with people behind him
      proper lad

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >does not excuse himself

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      sht i almost threw up in my mouth when he started eating it like that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      proper bloody UNIT
      this is the guy you want on your side when the power goes out

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You haven't reached your ultimate form if your belly button isn't turned inside out

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they nod while they eat?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's a kind of psychomotor agitation from the pleasure or anticipated pleasure of eating
        I don't enjoy food this much but I do this nod when I'm gearing up for an extended period of comfy relaxation

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >parm dump
      The only way I can enjoy spaghetti. People who like spaghetti are turbo normies.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >liking good food makes you a normie
        man shut the frick up

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you Black person, spaghetti is unsophisticated peasant shit from a time when people were impressed by noodles with tomato sauce

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ITS LE PEASANT FOOD
            >eats metric tons of hamburgers and pizzas
            kys you're not Hannibal, you're a fat frick with dead tastebuds

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're hipster wannabe trailer trash, only they would get mad enough to defend spaghetti you stupid Black person

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                People that like spaghetti: 7 trillion
                People that like you: 2-3

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                People eat McDonalds you dumb homosexual that doesn't mean it isn't pedestrian trash

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >food analogy
                You're so cool for not liking popular food, I bet you have a great life. Enjoy your tofu burgers or whatever homosexuals eat nowadays

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A literal adult baby

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that much parm
      Based.
      >that much sauce
      Kys

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have some dire news about your combover's effectiveness.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The English are fricking disgusting.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like his fat egg head is going pop like a pimple.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i ate an entire can of beans once

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    7 large pizzas in one sitting
    Didn't ate dinner nor breakfast the next day

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think skipping a couple of meals undid the damage, or you just weren’t hungry?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the anaconda diet

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    One time I ate an entire container of cake frosting and even though I was gagging by the end I still finished the entire thing. I got a really bad headache after and started shaking and got dizzy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao why
      i understand gorging if you're just in one of those ravenous moods but if you're not into it anymore at a certain point?

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is this Cinemaphile related?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're on Cinemaphile homosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watching any show or movie without food
      I literally can't comprehend this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A conversation inspired by the critically acclaimed 2022 movie "The Whale" starring a powerful performance of the down on your luck everyones man Brendan Fraser.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Topic about the movie 'The Whale's main character, Thomas Whale.
      "Ree, how is this Cinemaphile related?"

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i drank the ranch

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      my god that looks delicious

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fairly small amount

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait why is there only 3 dbls and a single? pussy as

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick I'm hungry

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bob was in the right on this one

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          no he wasnt you fat frick

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Filtered

            I'd probably end up puking especially if I had to guzzle all that soda, but I could and would do it for a cool 3.5 grand

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please tell me moviebob is dead by now

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          We can't be sure, there's still some sounds of underbaked attempts at critique coming from him.
          OOoooooOOoooh

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That'd be easy muck for treefiddy, chink

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This has been bothering me for several years, but what the frick does this lardass mean when he says that there isn't much density to fast food? It's not like they're pumping air into the hamburger patties. Is he just moronic?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          there is a lot of water, sugar and thickening agents added as fillers, they fairly recently recently changed the beef because they were getting in trouble

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it'll be the coke that actually makes you fail, no way could you get to the third cup without your bladder exploding.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one said you couldn't piss or shit during the 90 though, which makes it easy.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it does say you have to do it without leaving.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            and?

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      my homie chuggs must have been shitting straight corn for days with a horrible stomach ache that shit does not digest entirely especially when not chewed and ground up from eating just just drinking it instead.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      BIG SLIME NO

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate a giant and a regular jersey mikes sub last night. One was supposed to be for today.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    At various times of heavy depression in my life I've bought packs of oreos and eaten them all in like 30 minutes while sitting in my car

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >while sitting in my car
      Top tier depression eating. One time I ate two quarter pounders from McDonald's, then drove to Taco Bell and got a burrito and quesadilla. I started dry heaving and realized that day that Taco Bell is gross.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate a 15" pizza and a 10" tray of brownies with a few beers

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am the opposite of the whale. I live on fruit juice, spirits and stimulants. Whenever I eat I am sick. Whale is likely healthier than me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you were a girl youd be perfect anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hopefully you take vitamins and drink protein shakes to help sustain yourself

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do indeed anon. I wish I had an appetite but that is the only solution

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      iirc drinking all your nutrients/calories can be absorbed too quickly which may lead to shit fat people usually get like hypertension. it also doesn't provide friction on your teeth which is important for cleaning. be safe anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'm the same. I'm 6' 150 lbs. I get sick whenever I eat anything heavy. I can't stand food, even seeing fat people makes me sick. I don't know if it's genetics or autism or both. I mostly eat liquid food and very plain food in general. To me eating is a pain that I get no pleasure from at all. Thinking of someone like the whale literally makes me want to vomit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        To me eating is the most pleasurable thing in life. Better than drugs and I did all of them. I do my best to control myself but it's really hard. I've been eating once a day for years now but it's still not enough I just like food too much. If I didn't control myself id be 400 pounds no doubt.
        t. 250lb fattie

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Strange how humans can all be do different. Not only do I not find food enjoyable, it disgusts me to eat more then a small amount of it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          try ozempic.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine trying to give up crack but you still have to take a "moderate" amount every day to live.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, eating is boring and more a hassle than enjoyment. Just stuff something in my belly so I feel full and move on. Hate it when I'm drinking beer all day and the hubger kicks in and I'm forced to eat something. Fricks with the flow and makes me tired afterwards

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Hummingbird

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >July 2018
    >Order 2 XXL dominos pizza
    >Eat them all in less than 30 minutes
    >Start feeling cold even though it's like 35 degrees outside
    >Start shaking
    >50 minutes later I feel completely fine

    I rode the whale. I'm 260 pounds btw.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me and my girlfriend have a fast food review youtube channel so I'm used to eating like the whale. I browse fit so I have a good body, her, not so much. We met at a Genshin Impact event. Gonna marry soon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hope thats not her

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fattening up the pig for the slaughter?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hispanic with feeder fetish

      Why is this so common

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just ate a cheeseburger, fries, and an entire order of boneless wings. feel so sick.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i ordered grubhub for the 4th time tonight.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm training for a marathon atm so my caloric intake is ridiculous on days I go for 20km+ runs. Sometimes I'll just polish off half of an entire birthday cake from the grocery store afterwards, or I'll have like half of a 16oz peanut butter jar with toast. Occasionally a medium dominos pizza on top of regular meals.

    It's honestly kind of insane how much you can eat when you are regularly running those distances. It's like my body is a furnace, and I don't gain weight.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the point of running? Yeah bro I love fricking my joints up and having 0 muscle mass. Sprint or frick off.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mostly do it because I feel good as frick afterwards, "runners high" (I admit this never happened until I actually started running longer than like 15km, I thought it was a myth), and I can eat like an absolute pig and not gain weight.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          stop fricking copying me and find your own way to get your kicks, homosexual. there isn't enough room on the trail for the both of us

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've been doing this but not really eating much lately because i quit weed. Yes, I run almost 20 km 3-4 times a week while I was a pothead, I don't give a frick. But now i'm just planning on wasting away another ten pounds because my appetite will be fricked for the next week. It's nice to eat what you want on days you run though

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        why not at least have protein shakes? Sounds like a vanity thing anon.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what drugs do i take to stop binge-eaing like a fat motherfricker if food is the only solace i have in life

    inb4 go out or exercise, already do those

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ketamine

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe micro-dosing dissociatives? they've always killed my hunger
      might still be a problem for you though because even if you're not hungry you feel a certain void (physically) afterwards you might be inclined to fill up with food

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uppers. Get an adderall or ritalin script

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stimulants. Meth, cocaine, and adderall like that other guy said. This is likely a terrible idea though and you should examine the emotional needs that lead to your overeating.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Took ecstasy once and didn't feel thirst or hunger to the point where I developed deep black eye bags from dehydration and constant growling from my inverted stomach.

      Absolutely do not recommend doing that. You're better off smoking cigarettes. Not healthy either of course but they do lessen the feel of hunger.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are a million anorectic stimulants to curb appetite but your best bet is classic meth
      a single small oral dose will kill your appetite all day and increase your penchant for sweets, take advantage by consuming sweetened protein and meal supplements so you still get nutrients instead of eating candy/soda or cereal like most crackheads. mix in weightlifting and you will look like Zyzz in no time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ozempic, intermittent fasting might be good for you anon.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The whale director is pretty fit, how could he know about people like the Whale? Does he browse Cinemaphile?

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just ate two coyotas after eating a torta

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get a bag of these bad boys
    >back of the package says "Serving size - 3"
    lol
    lmao

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who are these serving sizes for? I've never seen a reasonable serving size on any product tbh

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a cop out for the companies producing this goyslop so they don't get fricked by regulations (less sugar etc). If someone says that this shit is unhealthy af they can just point to the recommended serving size and say 'see if you only eat 3 you're fine'

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was 3000 pounds

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know if I should feel bad for him or be disgusted at him

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the psychology behind eating like the whale? There is some pleasure seeking but also some desire to hurt yourself. But why? Self hatred? A desire to punish yourself? I just ate 3 double kebabs and gonna finish the night with a bag of pistachios and one monster

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's how burgers ascend and reach their final form

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what does the monster do for you?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was commiting a slow suicide

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got high and grubhubbed twice in one day from 2 different spots

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >grubhubbed twice in one day
      b***h that's a regular saturday for me

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    shoud i do keto or a plant based diet?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off is hhwat you should do.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      keto is OP, losing weight living on meat cheese and salad
      also helps if you do one meal a day but make it a giant meal

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i once ate an entire family meal from mcdonalds and then a 1.5L ice cream cake

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      cake measured in liters?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ice cream cake

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That stupid nodding he does after every shovelful is irritating.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's physically painful watching people do this to themselves. I'm going to eat a salad with no dressing and plain vegetable soup instead of air frying some tendies tonight because I'm so disgusted by this thread.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does he survive on so little?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thought he was showing his lunch as well, was wondering why he needs such a full plate for lunch after a big breakfast
      >the time stamp changes to show his actual lunch of burgers
      >actually he just had two full meals one after the other for breakfast because....reasons

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eating two big meals
      >still shovels in huge bulging mouthfuls like he was starving to death in the wilderness for weeks and just came across a freshly dead deer pre-skinned.
      What is the rush to get ALL of the food inside him as quickly as possible?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I partly do this because growing up with c**ty older brothers meant if I didn't eat fast enough the "shared" plates would go to them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wonder how much of his day is spent in the bathroom
      i bet you could hear the farts a block away

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Something is telling me that it's just once, but it's a 2 hour+ affair and he has to plan his whole day around it

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best thread on Cinemaphile right now

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fattest i ever been was 260 and I just ate fast food 3 times a day, sometimes 4. It was very exhausting and expensive. Being fat is actually hard work

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      'ado

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much time passes between the two videos and why are they crying on video?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        5 minutes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Policemen swear to God, love seeping from their guns
      >I know my friends and I would probably turn and run
      >If you get out of bed, come find us heading for the bridge
      >Bring a stone, all the rage, my little dark age

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are all of Darren Aronovsky's movies about humiliating goyim?

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do fat fricks eat so fast like their food is going to run away? I can eat a good amount of food but I take my time and chew it. Maybe thats why Im not fat, because I dont swallow my food whole?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is pure speculation as I am not a great big fat frick who shovels in food, but I assume the pleasure/satisfaction is not REALLY in the actual taste, but in the eating/swallowing of the food, so they are compelled to pile as much in their mouth as possible and wolf down the massive portions as fast as they can.

        Perhaps any great big fat frick who shovels in food and is in the thread can give feedback?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You got it right. It's both, but the taste is secondary to the mastication.
          t. 460lb bedridden anon whose doctor said I will be dead by the end of the year

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just chew gum and drink seltzer.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            So your mastication has become masturbation?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, I jerk off 2-3 times a day (coom into the sheets and the caretaker my mum hired has to wash them every 3 days)

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post pics of your room.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Carbs induce that kind of wolfish hunger. They're chasing satiety.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actually it's because they're fat fricks who are uncommonly satisfied by the feeling of eating food and have to maximize it. Somewhat like a prostitute has to resort to bigger and bigger objects to thrust in he or she's ever widening orifices.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              edgy bro.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do fat fricks eat so fast like their food is going to run away?
        It says 'fast' right in the name. Fatties know they don't have the speed to keep up so they have to dominate it with brute strength before it gets away.

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If that was all you ate in a day, you're still under the 2000 calorie recommended daily intake.

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's funny

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not memeing, this is what I eat in a day:
    Breakfast:
    >1/2 cup oats
    >1 tbsp frozen blueberries
    >touch of maple syrup
    >milk
    >eaten cold
    Snack
    >natural peanut butter (literally only peanuts and salt) on crackers, usually 5-10
    Dinner
    >1lb. chicken breast or beef
    >rice
    >salad: baby arugula, carrots, olives
    >dressing: splash balsamic vinegar, splash ev olive oil, 1/2 tsp whole grain mustard
    Dessert is usually a piece of ginger candy

    I'm like 6 foot 130 pounds or something

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you just eat one ginger candy? I don't bother buying candy because I'll eat the whole bag in one sitting

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't really like sweet things, I only like the GCs because theyre spicy-sweet

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The other day I made a pizza which I planned to have half of for lunch but I ended up eating it all
    I am currently bored and instead of waiting for dinner I'm eating some stale bread with chilli oil on top

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is making me feel much better about my daily drinking

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate 3 pieces of pizza today and felt like a fat piece of shit until I saw this thread. You Black folk make me look like a health guru.

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That dude lost a lot of weight and looks like Chad in a squirrel suit. Meanwhile I'm still a fat frick because I'm not that big of a fat frick to warrant surgery like he got.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  72. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alternate solution

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that instant scramble to get after her
        Absolutely BTFO and he knows it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He deserves it for having such a stupid ass fricking gimmick for his restaurant. Who's gonna be like "hey, lets go to that place that's a pain in the ass and takes forever"?.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >what is fun

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She cute

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand what is happening here

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's beginning this routine that some ice cream stalls do as a performance. But she's having none of it and just walks off, causing him to instantly drop the act and scramble after her to complete the sale.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            this looks fun
            wish we had tricky icecream men here

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah I see, thanks. It would be pretty annoying if you just wanted ice cream.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The one with the girl looks to be in a mall at a regular counter, not at a stall on a probably touristy street with a guy in a flashy waistcoat and hat. It's not the place for a performance when they order, all the customers have seen that routine.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            anyone have the one with the fat chinese guy who almost starts crying?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        why is she so sad bros

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's looking to cheer herself up with an ice cream but some dipshit won't give it to her.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >live in turkey
          >day ruined

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that happens when an incel from tv tries to impress a girl. this is the turkish version of the dance video. you know the one

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's ok

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fat Hispanic goblins ruin everything

      Alternate solution

      that's sad. not even ice-cream tricks can soothe her

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >smoke a joint
    >hungry as frick high as frick
    >taco bell munchy time
    >eat an entire grande meal, plus a crunchwrap and a taco supreme
    >go home, thirsty
    >crack open a 40 of beer
    >take a gulp
    >gastro intsestinal catalyst
    >try to fart, shit myself

  75. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im gonna watch this tonight. I thought Reqiuem for a Dream, The Wrestler and Black Swan were all good, but overrated. What am I in for?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay shit.
      Lots of it.
      The entire reason Thomas Whale got fat was because his gay lover, gay suicided by a bukakke party.
      The first scene in the movie is the main character jerking off to gay porn.

  76. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was pooping eating and shidding and eating and pooping i was the whale.

  77. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that weird plastic surgery abortion nose annoys me

  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  79. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that sounds like an average sized dinner

  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Said I bought 2 pizzas to spread them out over 3 days.
    >Eat first pizza
    >Wait 5 minutes
    >Eat second pizza.

  81. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I once ate a subway footlong in a single sitting

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that supposed to be impressive?

  82. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  83. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do these horrendous blobs of people not have deadly health problems? Like dead and in a grave by 45?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do, and many of them are.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They probably feel like shit 24/7

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have those and many die young. Do you see a 400 pound 85 year old very oten?

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate a 2 pound bag of gummy bears and didn't realize they were sugar free until I was done. (Sugar free gummy bears are an extremely effective laxative). I spent 3 hours pissing water out my ass until I passed out my gf called 911 and I woke up with an IV in my arm being put back on the toilet by paramedics so I could keep shitting water.

    I really wish I was making this up

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you me?
      I had the same thing happen to me, I ate a bag of these in one sitting and my ass was shooting water. There's no warning or anything on the bag.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        20g of sorbitol can cause diarrhea and you ate almost 80 grams

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How would anyone know that? There should be a warning on the bag, "Eating a bag in 30 minutes may cause you to shit out your innards."

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            they dont expect anyone to be as disgusting and gluttonous as you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I really wish I was making this up
      that r*dit space tells me otherwise.

  85. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ate a whole big can of corned beef, using it as dip for chips. I made a thread about it on Cinemaphile and everyone called me a lardass (correctly)

  86. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I often make a steak burger the proportionate size of a cob loaf. Only on weekends, though.

  87. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the Whale worth watching? Just seems like depression porn.

  88. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm six foot, 125 lbs and I can rarely finish a restaurant meal before feeling too full. In a way I sort of envy this thread.

  89. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why was there no shitting scene in this movie?
    should have had Brendan take a massive shit while eating a 'za and run out of TP

  90. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    haven't seen the film but i like the reaction image where he does that "fat/gluttonous guy twiddling the fingers of both hands together like he's eyeing a nice t-bone steak" thing

  91. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love peanuts like pic related. went through like a kilo one day. shitting was never the same again.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't they a bit stale? I love pistachios and easily go through a big bag but they're expensive as frick in germanistan

  92. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought 6 pounds of peanut butter 2 days ago because it was on sale and I've eaten 1.5 pounds so far. Am I gmi?

  93. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >once ate multiple large frys, a big mac, and around 30 chicken nuggets in one sitting
    and that's how i realized i was fat and decided to lose some weight

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that’s childsplay anon

  94. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I grew a fat jiggly gut this summer
    I'm basically eating soup and drinking a lot of Spirulina for the next two weeks to get rid of it

  95. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ordered the Burger King

  96. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I once ate a whole large bag (8 oz) bag of Lays Heinz Ketchup flavor chips, which is 1600 calories, in one sitting. I felt very weird afterwards, massive brainfog and almost dissociation that I've never felt before.

  97. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Used to pretty regularly eat 2 big macs, large fry, 2 apple pies in one sitting from McDonalds. One day I was eating my meal and the last bite fricking disgusted me so bad. I haven't had McDonalds since. Trash fricking food.

    I got to be over 360 pounds at one point. Lost over 100 pounds, gained a lot back during the pandemic. I've had stomach issues the past year or so and I don't eat much anymore, changed my diet but it hasn't helped much. Doc told me to lose weight and I'm doing that but I still get pretty bad stomach aches and shit. I'm down 30 pounds again and seeing fat fricks in here just motivates me more.

  98. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I understand people gaining weight when they are older and cant be as active, or because of injuries. But how are young people so damn fat??
    I can honestly say that I dont exercise a lot, but I will go for a walk with my dog every day and projects around the house are kind of exercise. I eat whatever and Im not a blubber the hutt.

  99. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last night I had a 1900 calories pizza for dinner.
    I'm having another one today.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be having one right now

  100. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  101. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    During the peak of my depression, I would eat just as much as the whale eats in the movie. The only difference is I weight less than 80 Kg.

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