what were the circumstances? that takes buying supplies ahead of time. grilled cheese is usually a nice treat when you're almost out of food and haven't been to the grocery store in a while
i was trying to get fit but also muscular so I heard about GOMAD from Cinemaphile but I needed more calories and I heard about GORAD instead for a gallon of ranch a day and then after I chugged it all I puked everywhere and it was like this creamy pile that looked like semen and it was on the carpet and my dog started licking it up so I had to put him outside while I cleaned it all up
I weigh over 350 pounds so I've got a few >would regularly eat two 16 oz party size bags of chips plus a gallon of whole milk plus 16oz of pepperjack cheese plus 16oz of hormel pepperoni slices >sometimes for a snack I'll "drink" peanuts >cruciferous vegetables give me diarrhea for some reason but after eating all that slop my shits are perfectly formed and healthy >i used to use myfitnesspal and i think my max was 14000 calories
You can get peanut better, mix it with soda (about 3 parts soda to 1 part peanut butter) and just drink it like a milkshake.
It's actually really good.
It's the level where you realize nothing matters. Your parents are dead, your siblings have their own lives with their own families, any friends you still have don't call, you always have to make the first move. You don't live, you're just living. And everyday you wake up a little older, a little fatter and more depressed.
I don't eat like that every day. Usually only once every week or two. >how the frick do you drink peanuts anyways
like this. it's not technically drinking since i'm still chewing, but I cut out the middle man of grabbing them. it's a good car snack.
You can get peanut better, mix it with soda (about 3 parts soda to 1 part peanut butter) and just drink it like a milkshake.
It's actually really good.
I actually don't like soda. I'd rather drink milk (i can do 2GOMAD comfortably).
Also I forgot >order dominos >medium pepperoni and chourico pizza >stuffed jalapeno bread >buffalo chicken sandich >eat this all in one sitting
I can also comfortable eat a 16 oz jar of peanut butter + a gallon of whole milk in one sitting.
>I actually don't like soda. I'd rather drink milk (i can do 2GOMAD comfortably).
Dude, milk isn't good for you. I used to drink a gallon and half of chocolate milk a day (mixed with a bag of oreos I blended up).
You should switch to soda, it's better for you.
>order two pizzas and a meat ball marinara with extra cheese >suck it down like a vacuum >needmorefood.jpg >eat a jar of peanut butter with a gallon of milk on the side >puke >still fricking hungry >look at the dog and lick my lips
I controlled my urges this time but next time I whale out I’m not so sure
You poop solid after eating nothing but Oreos? Bro I've eaten only Oreos on a couple occasions and it's like a shotgun shooting loose potting soil the next day.
Ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza, bag of flaming hot doritos, 3 cans of coke, a king size rice crispie treat, and an oreo ice cream sandwich all in one sitting
That movie guy who fricks dogs made a pretty compelling case that this is all an act and avocado man gets payed to perform it by especially degenerate homosexual men. They pay him to eat himself to death and that's how they experience sexual pleasure.
>16oz bucket of beef jerky
get any jaw gains?
for me probably when i first experimented with weed, ate 5 double cheeseburgers, spewed them all out then ate 2 blocks of chocolate straight after.
>1 pound of beef jerky
I feel like I'd be sick of it by then. I only ever beef jerky from small packets. Maybe if they were larger I could eat a lot more without noticing.
I think it's a kind of psychomotor agitation from the pleasure or anticipated pleasure of eating
I don't enjoy food this much but I do this nod when I'm gearing up for an extended period of comfy relaxation
One time I ate an entire container of cake frosting and even though I was gagging by the end I still finished the entire thing. I got a really bad headache after and started shaking and got dizzy.
A conversation inspired by the critically acclaimed 2022 movie "The Whale" starring a powerful performance of the down on your luck everyones man Brendan Fraser.
This has been bothering me for several years, but what the frick does this lardass mean when he says that there isn't much density to fast food? It's not like they're pumping air into the hamburger patties. Is he just moronic?
there is a lot of water, sugar and thickening agents added as fillers, they fairly recently recently changed the beef because they were getting in trouble
my homie chuggs must have been shitting straight corn for days with a horrible stomach ache that shit does not digest entirely especially when not chewed and ground up from eating just just drinking it instead.
>while sitting in my car
Top tier depression eating. One time I ate two quarter pounders from McDonald's, then drove to Taco Bell and got a burrito and quesadilla. I started dry heaving and realized that day that Taco Bell is gross.
iirc drinking all your nutrients/calories can be absorbed too quickly which may lead to shit fat people usually get like hypertension. it also doesn't provide friction on your teeth which is important for cleaning. be safe anon
Yeah I'm the same. I'm 6' 150 lbs. I get sick whenever I eat anything heavy. I can't stand food, even seeing fat people makes me sick. I don't know if it's genetics or autism or both. I mostly eat liquid food and very plain food in general. To me eating is a pain that I get no pleasure from at all. Thinking of someone like the whale literally makes me want to vomit
To me eating is the most pleasurable thing in life. Better than drugs and I did all of them. I do my best to control myself but it's really hard. I've been eating once a day for years now but it's still not enough I just like food too much. If I didn't control myself id be 400 pounds no doubt.
t. 250lb fattie
Yes, eating is boring and more a hassle than enjoyment. Just stuff something in my belly so I feel full and move on. Hate it when I'm drinking beer all day and the hubger kicks in and I'm forced to eat something. Fricks with the flow and makes me tired afterwards
>July 2018 >Order 2 XXL dominos pizza >Eat them all in less than 30 minutes >Start feeling cold even though it's like 35 degrees outside >Start shaking >50 minutes later I feel completely fine
Me and my girlfriend have a fast food review youtube channel so I'm used to eating like the whale. I browse fit so I have a good body, her, not so much. We met at a Genshin Impact event. Gonna marry soon
I'm training for a marathon atm so my caloric intake is ridiculous on days I go for 20km+ runs. Sometimes I'll just polish off half of an entire birthday cake from the grocery store afterwards, or I'll have like half of a 16oz peanut butter jar with toast. Occasionally a medium dominos pizza on top of regular meals.
It's honestly kind of insane how much you can eat when you are regularly running those distances. It's like my body is a furnace, and I don't gain weight.
I mostly do it because I feel good as frick afterwards, "runners high" (I admit this never happened until I actually started running longer than like 15km, I thought it was a myth), and I can eat like an absolute pig and not gain weight.
i've been doing this but not really eating much lately because i quit weed. Yes, I run almost 20 km 3-4 times a week while I was a pothead, I don't give a frick. But now i'm just planning on wasting away another ten pounds because my appetite will be fricked for the next week. It's nice to eat what you want on days you run though
maybe micro-dosing dissociatives? they've always killed my hunger
might still be a problem for you though because even if you're not hungry you feel a certain void (physically) afterwards you might be inclined to fill up with food
Stimulants. Meth, cocaine, and adderall like that other guy said. This is likely a terrible idea though and you should examine the emotional needs that lead to your overeating.
Took ecstasy once and didn't feel thirst or hunger to the point where I developed deep black eye bags from dehydration and constant growling from my inverted stomach.
Absolutely do not recommend doing that. You're better off smoking cigarettes. Not healthy either of course but they do lessen the feel of hunger.
there are a million anorectic stimulants to curb appetite but your best bet is classic meth
a single small oral dose will kill your appetite all day and increase your penchant for sweets, take advantage by consuming sweetened protein and meal supplements so you still get nutrients instead of eating candy/soda or cereal like most crackheads. mix in weightlifting and you will look like Zyzz in no time
It's a cop out for the companies producing this goyslop so they don't get fricked by regulations (less sugar etc). If someone says that this shit is unhealthy af they can just point to the recommended serving size and say 'see if you only eat 3 you're fine'
What is the psychology behind eating like the whale? There is some pleasure seeking but also some desire to hurt yourself. But why? Self hatred? A desire to punish yourself? I just ate 3 double kebabs and gonna finish the night with a bag of pistachios and one monster
It's physically painful watching people do this to themselves. I'm going to eat a salad with no dressing and plain vegetable soup instead of air frying some tendies tonight because I'm so disgusted by this thread.
>thought he was showing his lunch as well, was wondering why he needs such a full plate for lunch after a big breakfast >the time stamp changes to show his actual lunch of burgers >actually he just had two full meals one after the other for breakfast because....reasons
>eating two big meals >still shovels in huge bulging mouthfuls like he was starving to death in the wilderness for weeks and just came across a freshly dead deer pre-skinned.
What is the rush to get ALL of the food inside him as quickly as possible?
The fattest i ever been was 260 and I just ate fast food 3 times a day, sometimes 4. It was very exhausting and expensive. Being fat is actually hard work
>Policemen swear to God, love seeping from their guns >I know my friends and I would probably turn and run >If you get out of bed, come find us heading for the bridge >Bring a stone, all the rage, my little dark age
Why do fat fricks eat so fast like their food is going to run away? I can eat a good amount of food but I take my time and chew it. Maybe thats why Im not fat, because I dont swallow my food whole?
This is pure speculation as I am not a great big fat frick who shovels in food, but I assume the pleasure/satisfaction is not REALLY in the actual taste, but in the eating/swallowing of the food, so they are compelled to pile as much in their mouth as possible and wolf down the massive portions as fast as they can.
Perhaps any great big fat frick who shovels in food and is in the thread can give feedback?
You got it right. It's both, but the taste is secondary to the mastication.
t. 460lb bedridden anon whose doctor said I will be dead by the end of the year
Actually it's because they're fat fricks who are uncommonly satisfied by the feeling of eating food and have to maximize it. Somewhat like a prostitute has to resort to bigger and bigger objects to thrust in he or she's ever widening orifices.
>Why do fat fricks eat so fast like their food is going to run away?
It says 'fast' right in the name. Fatties know they don't have the speed to keep up so they have to dominate it with brute strength before it gets away.
Not memeing, this is what I eat in a day:
Breakfast: >1/2 cup oats >1 tbsp frozen blueberries >touch of maple syrup >milk >eaten cold
Snack >natural peanut butter (literally only peanuts and salt) on crackers, usually 5-10
Dinner >1lb. chicken breast or beef >rice >salad: baby arugula, carrots, olives >dressing: splash balsamic vinegar, splash ev olive oil, 1/2 tsp whole grain mustard
Dessert is usually a piece of ginger candy
The other day I made a pizza which I planned to have half of for lunch but I ended up eating it all
I am currently bored and instead of waiting for dinner I'm eating some stale bread with chilli oil on top
That dude lost a lot of weight and looks like Chad in a squirrel suit. Meanwhile I'm still a fat frick because I'm not that big of a fat frick to warrant surgery like he got.
He deserves it for having such a stupid ass fricking gimmick for his restaurant. Who's gonna be like "hey, lets go to that place that's a pain in the ass and takes forever"?.
He's beginning this routine that some ice cream stalls do as a performance. But she's having none of it and just walks off, causing him to instantly drop the act and scramble after her to complete the sale.
The one with the girl looks to be in a mall at a regular counter, not at a stall on a probably touristy street with a guy in a flashy waistcoat and hat. It's not the place for a performance when they order, all the customers have seen that routine.
>smoke a joint >hungry as frick high as frick >taco bell munchy time >eat an entire grande meal, plus a crunchwrap and a taco supreme >go home, thirsty >crack open a 40 of beer >take a gulp >gastro intsestinal catalyst >try to fart, shit myself
Gay shit.
Lots of it.
The entire reason Thomas Whale got fat was because his gay lover, gay suicided by a bukakke party.
The first scene in the movie is the main character jerking off to gay porn.
I ate a 2 pound bag of gummy bears and didn't realize they were sugar free until I was done. (Sugar free gummy bears are an extremely effective laxative). I spent 3 hours pissing water out my ass until I passed out my gf called 911 and I woke up with an IV in my arm being put back on the toilet by paramedics so I could keep shitting water.
Are you me?
I had the same thing happen to me, I ate a bag of these in one sitting and my ass was shooting water. There's no warning or anything on the bag.
haven't seen the film but i like the reaction image where he does that "fat/gluttonous guy twiddling the fingers of both hands together like he's eyeing a nice t-bone steak" thing
>once ate multiple large frys, a big mac, and around 30 chicken nuggets in one sitting
and that's how i realized i was fat and decided to lose some weight
I once ate a whole large bag (8 oz) bag of Lays Heinz Ketchup flavor chips, which is 1600 calories, in one sitting. I felt very weird afterwards, massive brainfog and almost dissociation that I've never felt before.
Used to pretty regularly eat 2 big macs, large fry, 2 apple pies in one sitting from McDonalds. One day I was eating my meal and the last bite fricking disgusted me so bad. I haven't had McDonalds since. Trash fricking food.
I got to be over 360 pounds at one point. Lost over 100 pounds, gained a lot back during the pandemic. I've had stomach issues the past year or so and I don't eat much anymore, changed my diet but it hasn't helped much. Doc told me to lose weight and I'm doing that but I still get pretty bad stomach aches and shit. I'm down 30 pounds again and seeing fat fricks in here just motivates me more.
I understand people gaining weight when they are older and cant be as active, or because of injuries. But how are young people so damn fat??
I can honestly say that I dont exercise a lot, but I will go for a walk with my dog every day and projects around the house are kind of exercise. I eat whatever and Im not a blubber the hutt.
You think that's bad? I am beef jerky.
When I'm sober my wiener is like beef jerky cause it's tiny and I jerk it off so much out of boredom.
I got high and ate an entire frozen pizza in one day
Over the course of one day? That’s really not that bad those pizzas are like medium sized.
At least cook it you lazy tub of lard
eating an entire pizza is normal hangover tier. its only weird if you do it often
i used to to this once or twice a week along with 4-6 beers and i never got bigger than 180 lbs. i’m 150 now and i still do this once in a while
I always feel like I wasted my high if I eat frozen pizza.
yeah you should thaw it out first
Came on a girls back then sopped it up with bread and ate it
Criminally underrated post
I once at 32 grilled cheese. It it’s not hat much for an average person.
I wanted a grilled cheese tonight but my microwave broke 🙁
>microwaved grilled cheese
what are you fricking moronic
That's what the toaster is for, fricktard
grilled cheese isn't made on a grill or in a toaster
don't come at me with tiktokkers making it in a toaster for views
Don't you have a pan, you moron? How do zoomers not know how to do anything?
Bruh are you microwaving fricking bread?!?
I knew a kid who didnt like his bread toasted and if he wanted it warmed up with butter or something he would microwave it. Weird little homie
Autists frequently have a thing about textures of food
It's called a God damn grilled cheese for a reason, not a fricking microwaved cheese.
Compromise, cook it off the radiator.
this has to be bait
I like to toast my bread in the toaster and microwave the cheese on a piece of parchment paper and slap it on when it's nice and hot
why won't you just do it in a frying pan?
i fry my ketchup in the pan
if you simmer it on 2-3 heat and stir it, it gets a nice crispy clumpy texture for dipping in the grilled cheese
absolute mad lad
what were the circumstances? that takes buying supplies ahead of time. grilled cheese is usually a nice treat when you're almost out of food and haven't been to the grocery store in a while
I just ate a whole bag of crisps.
i was trying to get fit but also muscular so I heard about GOMAD from Cinemaphile but I needed more calories and I heard about GORAD instead for a gallon of ranch a day and then after I chugged it all I puked everywhere and it was like this creamy pile that looked like semen and it was on the carpet and my dog started licking it up so I had to put him outside while I cleaned it all up
having seen some of the monstrosities Cinemaphile has posted on Cinemaphile i 100% believe this
I weigh over 350 pounds so I've got a few
>would regularly eat two 16 oz party size bags of chips plus a gallon of whole milk plus 16oz of pepperjack cheese plus 16oz of hormel pepperoni slices
>sometimes for a snack I'll "drink" peanuts
>cruciferous vegetables give me diarrhea for some reason but after eating all that slop my shits are perfectly formed and healthy
>i used to use myfitnesspal and i think my max was 14000 calories
I'm surprised you're not fatter, how the frick do you drink peanuts anyways?
You can get peanut better, mix it with soda (about 3 parts soda to 1 part peanut butter) and just drink it like a milkshake.
It's actually really good.
Dude what level of depression is this
It's the level where you realize nothing matters. Your parents are dead, your siblings have their own lives with their own families, any friends you still have don't call, you always have to make the first move. You don't live, you're just living. And everyday you wake up a little older, a little fatter and more depressed.
Well good on you for not going for the high score.
It's strange how we both have the same issue but went opposite ways. My entire family is dead too, and my friends stopped talking to me, but I am
That's vile.
I don't eat like that every day. Usually only once every week or two.
>how the frick do you drink peanuts anyways
like this. it's not technically drinking since i'm still chewing, but I cut out the middle man of grabbing them. it's a good car snack.
I actually don't like soda. I'd rather drink milk (i can do 2GOMAD comfortably).
Also I forgot
>order dominos
>medium pepperoni and chourico pizza
>stuffed jalapeno bread
>buffalo chicken sandich
>eat this all in one sitting
I can also comfortable eat a 16 oz jar of peanut butter + a gallon of whole milk in one sitting.
Kek, that picture. I eat peanuts like that all the time
>I can also comfortable eat a 16 oz jar of peanut butter + a gallon of whole milk in one sitting
thats kind of impressive t b h
if you've heard of the gallon of milk challenge, you know that most people cant drink a gallon of milk without puking.
when we did it in high school, i was the only one that didnt throw up lol
>I actually don't like soda. I'd rather drink milk (i can do 2GOMAD comfortably).
Dude, milk isn't good for you. I used to drink a gallon and half of chocolate milk a day (mixed with a bag of oreos I blended up).
You should switch to soda, it's better for you.
oh, I thought you were referring to the southern practice of dumping peanuts in beer
>so fat the led screen started to crack
BE PROUD, BE BEAUTIFUL, SUGAH
I'm a 300 pounder and I'm mostly impressed that you were willing to calculate anything let alone all that.
I weighed 190lbs in 2019
>sometimes for a snack I'll "drink" peanuts
I'm crying laughing at this
>cruciferous vegetables give me diarrhea for some reason but after eating all that slop my shits are perfectly formed and healthy
evolution
>sometimes for a snack I'll "drink" peanuts
Do you drink the whole bottle of Mr Peanuts? How are your shits not absolutely heinous after such a thing?
yes i eat 16oz of peanuts at a time. almonds too.
there's lots of fiber in peanuts and the shits come out clean and easy
dipping pizza into a good mayo is actually so fricking tasty
Beef jerky has a pretty low calorie content.
It's not the calories, it's the sodium *shudders*
>order two pizzas and a meat ball marinara with extra cheese
>suck it down like a vacuum
>needmorefood.jpg
>eat a jar of peanut butter with a gallon of milk on the side
>puke
>still fricking hungry
>look at the dog and lick my lips
I controlled my urges this time but next time I whale out I’m not so sure
I polished off an entire package of these in one sitting.
Cute
An average meal for me is something like 2 burgers and 2 packets of ramen or something to that effect. I am 130 pounds
If I don't eat all day I can eat a whole large dominos pizza
I do this every sunday, don't eat all day so I can mow down a za in the evening.
>ear an entire bag of oreos
>butthole ruptures from the dry jagged log the next morning
You poop solid after eating nothing but Oreos? Bro I've eaten only Oreos on a couple occasions and it's like a shotgun shooting loose potting soil the next day.
Every day pretty much, I eat around 3000 calories. I do go to the gym however, 6 days a week
Not sure why they made a movie about the average American.
I ate 3 servings of broccoli and a bite of brownie for dessert.
i woke up one day and ate an entire banana
I'm not a huge slob, but I do this every time with my pizza. Ranch on pizza is underrated as frick.
Ranch on pizza is one of the most popular and absolutely overrated combinations you gay
Where's your source, gay?
Not him but literally everyone you moron
I’ll even mog you with peppercorn garlic ranch
Ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza, bag of flaming hot doritos, 3 cans of coke, a king size rice crispie treat, and an oreo ice cream sandwich all in one sitting
really wish someone would kill this dude. or for him to just die. He's so abhorrent
What the frick man...
Art is what the frick, man.
WRONG
Now this, this is art.
Say what you want but this guy is unironically funny
But he's the joke.
'cado on 'chan
there's more dignity in shooting heroin
That movie guy who fricks dogs made a pretty compelling case that this is all an act and avocado man gets payed to perform it by especially degenerate homosexual men. They pay him to eat himself to death and that's how they experience sexual pleasure.
It's not really "an act" when he is actually eating junk all day and growing rapidly more obese.
I think dogfricker is just projecting again
>16oz bucket of beef jerky
get any jaw gains?
for me probably when i first experimented with weed, ate 5 double cheeseburgers, spewed them all out then ate 2 blocks of chocolate straight after.
>1 pound of beef jerky
I feel like I'd be sick of it by then. I only ever beef jerky from small packets. Maybe if they were larger I could eat a lot more without noticing.
lost 50 lbs since december
never going back
I don't know if that counts but I drink a gallon of beer and smoke a pack a day
Man has heavy breasts
>a pitcher of coke
That homie sweats when he eats
He looks so happy though...
I've been obese, less than him too. He's not.
>burps like a hog after taking a swig form the coke Pitcher with people behind him
proper lad
>does not excuse himself
sht i almost threw up in my mouth when he started eating it like that
proper bloody UNIT
this is the guy you want on your side when the power goes out
You haven't reached your ultimate form if your belly button isn't turned inside out
Why do they nod while they eat?
I think it's a kind of psychomotor agitation from the pleasure or anticipated pleasure of eating
I don't enjoy food this much but I do this nod when I'm gearing up for an extended period of comfy relaxation
>parm dump
The only way I can enjoy spaghetti. People who like spaghetti are turbo normies.
>liking good food makes you a normie
man shut the frick up
Frick you Black person, spaghetti is unsophisticated peasant shit from a time when people were impressed by noodles with tomato sauce
>ITS LE PEASANT FOOD
>eats metric tons of hamburgers and pizzas
kys you're not Hannibal, you're a fat frick with dead tastebuds
You're hipster wannabe trailer trash, only they would get mad enough to defend spaghetti you stupid Black person
People that like spaghetti: 7 trillion
People that like you: 2-3
People eat McDonalds you dumb homosexual that doesn't mean it isn't pedestrian trash
>food analogy
You're so cool for not liking popular food, I bet you have a great life. Enjoy your tofu burgers or whatever homosexuals eat nowadays
A literal adult baby
>that much parm
Based.
>that much sauce
Kys
I have some dire news about your combover's effectiveness.
The English are fricking disgusting.
looks like his fat egg head is going pop like a pimple.
i ate an entire can of beans once
7 large pizzas in one sitting
Didn't ate dinner nor breakfast the next day
Do you think skipping a couple of meals undid the damage, or you just weren’t hungry?
>the anaconda diet
One time I ate an entire container of cake frosting and even though I was gagging by the end I still finished the entire thing. I got a really bad headache after and started shaking and got dizzy.
lmao why
i understand gorging if you're just in one of those ravenous moods but if you're not into it anymore at a certain point?
How is this Cinemaphile related?
you're on Cinemaphile homosexual
>watching any show or movie without food
I literally can't comprehend this.
A conversation inspired by the critically acclaimed 2022 movie "The Whale" starring a powerful performance of the down on your luck everyones man Brendan Fraser.
> Topic about the movie 'The Whale's main character, Thomas Whale.
"Ree, how is this Cinemaphile related?"
i drank the ranch
my god that looks delicious
fairly small amount
wait why is there only 3 dbls and a single? pussy as
Frick I'm hungry
Bob was in the right on this one
no he wasnt you fat frick
Filtered
I'd probably end up puking especially if I had to guzzle all that soda, but I could and would do it for a cool 3.5 grand
Please tell me moviebob is dead by now
We can't be sure, there's still some sounds of underbaked attempts at critique coming from him.
OOoooooOOoooh
That'd be easy muck for treefiddy, chink
This has been bothering me for several years, but what the frick does this lardass mean when he says that there isn't much density to fast food? It's not like they're pumping air into the hamburger patties. Is he just moronic?
there is a lot of water, sugar and thickening agents added as fillers, they fairly recently recently changed the beef because they were getting in trouble
I think it'll be the coke that actually makes you fail, no way could you get to the third cup without your bladder exploding.
No one said you couldn't piss or shit during the 90 though, which makes it easy.
I think it does say you have to do it without leaving.
and?
my homie chuggs must have been shitting straight corn for days with a horrible stomach ache that shit does not digest entirely especially when not chewed and ground up from eating just just drinking it instead.
BIG SLIME NO
I ate a giant and a regular jersey mikes sub last night. One was supposed to be for today.
At various times of heavy depression in my life I've bought packs of oreos and eaten them all in like 30 minutes while sitting in my car
>while sitting in my car
Top tier depression eating. One time I ate two quarter pounders from McDonald's, then drove to Taco Bell and got a burrito and quesadilla. I started dry heaving and realized that day that Taco Bell is gross.
I ate a 15" pizza and a 10" tray of brownies with a few beers
I am the opposite of the whale. I live on fruit juice, spirits and stimulants. Whenever I eat I am sick. Whale is likely healthier than me.
if you were a girl youd be perfect anon
hopefully you take vitamins and drink protein shakes to help sustain yourself
I do indeed anon. I wish I had an appetite but that is the only solution
iirc drinking all your nutrients/calories can be absorbed too quickly which may lead to shit fat people usually get like hypertension. it also doesn't provide friction on your teeth which is important for cleaning. be safe anon
Yeah I'm the same. I'm 6' 150 lbs. I get sick whenever I eat anything heavy. I can't stand food, even seeing fat people makes me sick. I don't know if it's genetics or autism or both. I mostly eat liquid food and very plain food in general. To me eating is a pain that I get no pleasure from at all. Thinking of someone like the whale literally makes me want to vomit
To me eating is the most pleasurable thing in life. Better than drugs and I did all of them. I do my best to control myself but it's really hard. I've been eating once a day for years now but it's still not enough I just like food too much. If I didn't control myself id be 400 pounds no doubt.
t. 250lb fattie
Strange how humans can all be do different. Not only do I not find food enjoyable, it disgusts me to eat more then a small amount of it.
try ozempic.
Imagine trying to give up crack but you still have to take a "moderate" amount every day to live.
Yes, eating is boring and more a hassle than enjoyment. Just stuff something in my belly so I feel full and move on. Hate it when I'm drinking beer all day and the hubger kicks in and I'm forced to eat something. Fricks with the flow and makes me tired afterwards
The Hummingbird
>July 2018
>Order 2 XXL dominos pizza
>Eat them all in less than 30 minutes
>Start feeling cold even though it's like 35 degrees outside
>Start shaking
>50 minutes later I feel completely fine
I rode the whale. I'm 260 pounds btw.
Me and my girlfriend have a fast food review youtube channel so I'm used to eating like the whale. I browse fit so I have a good body, her, not so much. We met at a Genshin Impact event. Gonna marry soon
i hope thats not her
Fattening up the pig for the slaughter?
>Hispanic with feeder fetish
Why is this so common
Just ate a cheeseburger, fries, and an entire order of boneless wings. feel so sick.
i ordered grubhub for the 4th time tonight.
I'm training for a marathon atm so my caloric intake is ridiculous on days I go for 20km+ runs. Sometimes I'll just polish off half of an entire birthday cake from the grocery store afterwards, or I'll have like half of a 16oz peanut butter jar with toast. Occasionally a medium dominos pizza on top of regular meals.
It's honestly kind of insane how much you can eat when you are regularly running those distances. It's like my body is a furnace, and I don't gain weight.
What's the point of running? Yeah bro I love fricking my joints up and having 0 muscle mass. Sprint or frick off.
I mostly do it because I feel good as frick afterwards, "runners high" (I admit this never happened until I actually started running longer than like 15km, I thought it was a myth), and I can eat like an absolute pig and not gain weight.
stop fricking copying me and find your own way to get your kicks, homosexual. there isn't enough room on the trail for the both of us
i've been doing this but not really eating much lately because i quit weed. Yes, I run almost 20 km 3-4 times a week while I was a pothead, I don't give a frick. But now i'm just planning on wasting away another ten pounds because my appetite will be fricked for the next week. It's nice to eat what you want on days you run though
why not at least have protein shakes? Sounds like a vanity thing anon.
what drugs do i take to stop binge-eaing like a fat motherfricker if food is the only solace i have in life
inb4 go out or exercise, already do those
Ketamine
maybe micro-dosing dissociatives? they've always killed my hunger
might still be a problem for you though because even if you're not hungry you feel a certain void (physically) afterwards you might be inclined to fill up with food
Uppers. Get an adderall or ritalin script
Stimulants. Meth, cocaine, and adderall like that other guy said. This is likely a terrible idea though and you should examine the emotional needs that lead to your overeating.
Took ecstasy once and didn't feel thirst or hunger to the point where I developed deep black eye bags from dehydration and constant growling from my inverted stomach.
Absolutely do not recommend doing that. You're better off smoking cigarettes. Not healthy either of course but they do lessen the feel of hunger.
there are a million anorectic stimulants to curb appetite but your best bet is classic meth
a single small oral dose will kill your appetite all day and increase your penchant for sweets, take advantage by consuming sweetened protein and meal supplements so you still get nutrients instead of eating candy/soda or cereal like most crackheads. mix in weightlifting and you will look like Zyzz in no time
ozempic, intermittent fasting might be good for you anon.
The whale director is pretty fit, how could he know about people like the Whale? Does he browse Cinemaphile?
I just ate two coyotas after eating a torta
>get a bag of these bad boys
>back of the package says "Serving size - 3"
lol
lmao
Who are these serving sizes for? I've never seen a reasonable serving size on any product tbh
It's a cop out for the companies producing this goyslop so they don't get fricked by regulations (less sugar etc). If someone says that this shit is unhealthy af they can just point to the recommended serving size and say 'see if you only eat 3 you're fine'
When I was 3000 pounds
Don't know if I should feel bad for him or be disgusted at him
What is the psychology behind eating like the whale? There is some pleasure seeking but also some desire to hurt yourself. But why? Self hatred? A desire to punish yourself? I just ate 3 double kebabs and gonna finish the night with a bag of pistachios and one monster
it's how burgers ascend and reach their final form
what does the monster do for you?
He was commiting a slow suicide
I got high and grubhubbed twice in one day from 2 different spots
>grubhubbed twice in one day
b***h that's a regular saturday for me
shoud i do keto or a plant based diet?
Frick off is hhwat you should do.
keto is OP, losing weight living on meat cheese and salad
also helps if you do one meal a day but make it a giant meal
i once ate an entire family meal from mcdonalds and then a 1.5L ice cream cake
cake measured in liters?
Ice cream cake
Test
That stupid nodding he does after every shovelful is irritating.
It's physically painful watching people do this to themselves. I'm going to eat a salad with no dressing and plain vegetable soup instead of air frying some tendies tonight because I'm so disgusted by this thread.
How does he survive on so little?
>thought he was showing his lunch as well, was wondering why he needs such a full plate for lunch after a big breakfast
>the time stamp changes to show his actual lunch of burgers
>actually he just had two full meals one after the other for breakfast because....reasons
>eating two big meals
>still shovels in huge bulging mouthfuls like he was starving to death in the wilderness for weeks and just came across a freshly dead deer pre-skinned.
What is the rush to get ALL of the food inside him as quickly as possible?
I partly do this because growing up with c**ty older brothers meant if I didn't eat fast enough the "shared" plates would go to them.
i wonder how much of his day is spent in the bathroom
i bet you could hear the farts a block away
Something is telling me that it's just once, but it's a 2 hour+ affair and he has to plan his whole day around it
Best thread on Cinemaphile right now
The fattest i ever been was 260 and I just ate fast food 3 times a day, sometimes 4. It was very exhausting and expensive. Being fat is actually hard work
'ado
How much time passes between the two videos and why are they crying on video?
5 minutes
>Policemen swear to God, love seeping from their guns
>I know my friends and I would probably turn and run
>If you get out of bed, come find us heading for the bridge
>Bring a stone, all the rage, my little dark age
Are all of Darren Aronovsky's movies about humiliating goyim?
Why do fat fricks eat so fast like their food is going to run away? I can eat a good amount of food but I take my time and chew it. Maybe thats why Im not fat, because I dont swallow my food whole?
This is pure speculation as I am not a great big fat frick who shovels in food, but I assume the pleasure/satisfaction is not REALLY in the actual taste, but in the eating/swallowing of the food, so they are compelled to pile as much in their mouth as possible and wolf down the massive portions as fast as they can.
Perhaps any great big fat frick who shovels in food and is in the thread can give feedback?
You got it right. It's both, but the taste is secondary to the mastication.
t. 460lb bedridden anon whose doctor said I will be dead by the end of the year
Just chew gum and drink seltzer.
So your mastication has become masturbation?
No, I jerk off 2-3 times a day (coom into the sheets and the caretaker my mum hired has to wash them every 3 days)
Post pics of your room.
Carbs induce that kind of wolfish hunger. They're chasing satiety.
Actually it's because they're fat fricks who are uncommonly satisfied by the feeling of eating food and have to maximize it. Somewhat like a prostitute has to resort to bigger and bigger objects to thrust in he or she's ever widening orifices.
edgy bro.
>Why do fat fricks eat so fast like their food is going to run away?
It says 'fast' right in the name. Fatties know they don't have the speed to keep up so they have to dominate it with brute strength before it gets away.
If that was all you ate in a day, you're still under the 2000 calorie recommended daily intake.
she's funny
Not memeing, this is what I eat in a day:
Breakfast:
>1/2 cup oats
>1 tbsp frozen blueberries
>touch of maple syrup
>milk
>eaten cold
Snack
>natural peanut butter (literally only peanuts and salt) on crackers, usually 5-10
Dinner
>1lb. chicken breast or beef
>rice
>salad: baby arugula, carrots, olives
>dressing: splash balsamic vinegar, splash ev olive oil, 1/2 tsp whole grain mustard
Dessert is usually a piece of ginger candy
I'm like 6 foot 130 pounds or something
How do you just eat one ginger candy? I don't bother buying candy because I'll eat the whole bag in one sitting
I don't really like sweet things, I only like the GCs because theyre spicy-sweet
The other day I made a pizza which I planned to have half of for lunch but I ended up eating it all
I am currently bored and instead of waiting for dinner I'm eating some stale bread with chilli oil on top
This thread is making me feel much better about my daily drinking
I ate 3 pieces of pizza today and felt like a fat piece of shit until I saw this thread. You Black folk make me look like a health guru.
That dude lost a lot of weight and looks like Chad in a squirrel suit. Meanwhile I'm still a fat frick because I'm not that big of a fat frick to warrant surgery like he got.
Alternate solution
>that instant scramble to get after her
Absolutely BTFO and he knows it
He deserves it for having such a stupid ass fricking gimmick for his restaurant. Who's gonna be like "hey, lets go to that place that's a pain in the ass and takes forever"?.
>what is fun
She cute
I don't understand what is happening here
He's beginning this routine that some ice cream stalls do as a performance. But she's having none of it and just walks off, causing him to instantly drop the act and scramble after her to complete the sale.
this looks fun
wish we had tricky icecream men here
Ah I see, thanks. It would be pretty annoying if you just wanted ice cream.
The one with the girl looks to be in a mall at a regular counter, not at a stall on a probably touristy street with a guy in a flashy waistcoat and hat. It's not the place for a performance when they order, all the customers have seen that routine.
anyone have the one with the fat chinese guy who almost starts crying?
why is she so sad bros
She's looking to cheer herself up with an ice cream but some dipshit won't give it to her.
>live in turkey
>day ruined
that happens when an incel from tv tries to impress a girl. this is the turkish version of the dance video. you know the one
I don't
that's ok
fat Hispanic goblins ruin everything
that's sad. not even ice-cream tricks can soothe her
>smoke a joint
>hungry as frick high as frick
>taco bell munchy time
>eat an entire grande meal, plus a crunchwrap and a taco supreme
>go home, thirsty
>crack open a 40 of beer
>take a gulp
>gastro intsestinal catalyst
>try to fart, shit myself
Im gonna watch this tonight. I thought Reqiuem for a Dream, The Wrestler and Black Swan were all good, but overrated. What am I in for?
Gay shit.
Lots of it.
The entire reason Thomas Whale got fat was because his gay lover, gay suicided by a bukakke party.
The first scene in the movie is the main character jerking off to gay porn.
I was pooping eating and shidding and eating and pooping i was the whale.
that weird plastic surgery abortion nose annoys me
that sounds like an average sized dinner
>Said I bought 2 pizzas to spread them out over 3 days.
>Eat first pizza
>Wait 5 minutes
>Eat second pizza.
I once ate a subway footlong in a single sitting
Is that supposed to be impressive?
How do these horrendous blobs of people not have deadly health problems? Like dead and in a grave by 45?
They do, and many of them are.
They probably feel like shit 24/7
They have those and many die young. Do you see a 400 pound 85 year old very oten?
I ate a 2 pound bag of gummy bears and didn't realize they were sugar free until I was done. (Sugar free gummy bears are an extremely effective laxative). I spent 3 hours pissing water out my ass until I passed out my gf called 911 and I woke up with an IV in my arm being put back on the toilet by paramedics so I could keep shitting water.
I really wish I was making this up
lel
Are you me?
I had the same thing happen to me, I ate a bag of these in one sitting and my ass was shooting water. There's no warning or anything on the bag.
20g of sorbitol can cause diarrhea and you ate almost 80 grams
How would anyone know that? There should be a warning on the bag, "Eating a bag in 30 minutes may cause you to shit out your innards."
they dont expect anyone to be as disgusting and gluttonous as you
>I really wish I was making this up
that r*dit space tells me otherwise.
I ate a whole big can of corned beef, using it as dip for chips. I made a thread about it on Cinemaphile and everyone called me a lardass (correctly)
I often make a steak burger the proportionate size of a cob loaf. Only on weekends, though.
Is the Whale worth watching? Just seems like depression porn.
I'm six foot, 125 lbs and I can rarely finish a restaurant meal before feeling too full. In a way I sort of envy this thread.
why was there no shitting scene in this movie?
should have had Brendan take a massive shit while eating a 'za and run out of TP
haven't seen the film but i like the reaction image where he does that "fat/gluttonous guy twiddling the fingers of both hands together like he's eyeing a nice t-bone steak" thing
I fricking love peanuts like pic related. went through like a kilo one day. shitting was never the same again.
Aren't they a bit stale? I love pistachios and easily go through a big bag but they're expensive as frick in germanistan
I bought 6 pounds of peanut butter 2 days ago because it was on sale and I've eaten 1.5 pounds so far. Am I gmi?
>once ate multiple large frys, a big mac, and around 30 chicken nuggets in one sitting
and that's how i realized i was fat and decided to lose some weight
that’s childsplay anon
I grew a fat jiggly gut this summer
I'm basically eating soup and drinking a lot of Spirulina for the next two weeks to get rid of it
I ordered the Burger King
I once ate a whole large bag (8 oz) bag of Lays Heinz Ketchup flavor chips, which is 1600 calories, in one sitting. I felt very weird afterwards, massive brainfog and almost dissociation that I've never felt before.
Used to pretty regularly eat 2 big macs, large fry, 2 apple pies in one sitting from McDonalds. One day I was eating my meal and the last bite fricking disgusted me so bad. I haven't had McDonalds since. Trash fricking food.
I got to be over 360 pounds at one point. Lost over 100 pounds, gained a lot back during the pandemic. I've had stomach issues the past year or so and I don't eat much anymore, changed my diet but it hasn't helped much. Doc told me to lose weight and I'm doing that but I still get pretty bad stomach aches and shit. I'm down 30 pounds again and seeing fat fricks in here just motivates me more.
I understand people gaining weight when they are older and cant be as active, or because of injuries. But how are young people so damn fat??
I can honestly say that I dont exercise a lot, but I will go for a walk with my dog every day and projects around the house are kind of exercise. I eat whatever and Im not a blubber the hutt.
Last night I had a 1900 calories pizza for dinner.
I'm having another one today.
I'll be having one right now
During the peak of my depression, I would eat just as much as the whale eats in the movie. The only difference is I weight less than 80 Kg.