Tom Cruise filming Mission Impossible 9

Tom Cruise filming Mission Impossible 9

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He needs to make a few more sci-fi kinos before its over

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How about Tom Cruise directing and starring in a Predator movie?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with his chest?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s just his bone structure

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sagging man boobs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this was like 10 years ago

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He was still in shape in Maverick, he just has a short, stocky torso.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >has infinite funds
        >could hire a 10k/hour personal trainer
        >doesn't

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          moron

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf would a 10k an hour personal trainer do differently to a 1k per hour one?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Probably a lot easier to convince someone to travel, live and train with you for 10k an hour.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OT IX secret cybernetic augmentation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it's just some protective stunt gear because he is about to do some ridiculous shit again to outrun his gay thoughts and you won't notice it in the final cut.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder Tom Cruise watches reaction videos over breakfast

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why he look chinese

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His face is beyond puffed from all the oil the israelites pumped into his cheeks. He picked up the phone. He bought. He's no longer me as the Goose no longer me.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's all puffed up

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >men age like fine wi-ACK

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That 'ack' shit is played out. Also, he's fricking 60, so he absolutely is aging like fine wine. Show me a better looking 60 year old A-list movie star. Show me a better looking average 60 year old.

      Plenty of handsome dudes look like absolute shit when they reach retirement age. Look at Uncle Al here.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >, so he absolutely is aging like fine wine.
        kek, sure. keep sucking his dick you dumb gay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          keep seething b***hboi, you will never achieve Tom's success

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he's not going to frick you 🙁

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not really a fine wine when you look like Tom Cruise one day and a middle aged lesbian the next.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Show me a better looking A-list 60 year old
        Easy, Brad Pitt

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pitt (and Clooney) does far less in the way of stunt work and shit that can frick the body than Cruise does. But valid.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Surely that's not Tom. Right? Has Xenu abandoned him?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >okay sir, here’s your impossible mission: make Tom look 40

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grow a beard, Tom. You don't have the genetics to be clean shaven at 60.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's his hair. He needs to keep the sides and back very short at his age otherwise it'll make him look old and haggard

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But he wants to look charmingly boyish. If he gets an old man haircut he'll be admitting defeat.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He could pull off a slick back undercut like Jon Hamm or something masculine yet still shows off your hair.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He alays wear cool leather jackets.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LET'S MAKE THE MOVIE PART 1!!!!
    >don't film the sequel at the same time
    this is fricking moronic
    the movie should be fricking done like how the lord of the rings were all done at the same fricking time

    frick off moronic movie studios that are starting these "part 1" movie shit

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    someone tell him to start roiding and grow a beard, its the only way how to look respectable when old
    look at arnie, that Black person is 80 years old and still looks ok

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      arnold looks like a deflated scrotum

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What will happen to the Mission Imposible franchise once Cruise doesn't do more movies? Do you think that it will continue with other actors like James Bond?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A few years will go by before they remake the tv show the movies are based on, which will be a low-budget piece of shit that barely anybody cares about.
      Then a few more years will go by before they announce a movie reboot starring some non-white young actor who nobody has heard of yet.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heres your new ethan hunt bro

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ethan c**t

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a young actress in Mission Impossible 9 and having to be all like "damn, Tom Cruise, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific sagging wrinkly face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is frick another stuntman in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be her and not only sit in that bed while Tom Cruise flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that love scene. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fricking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, TOM CRUISE LOOKS LIKE THAT??

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’s starting to look like Neil Breen

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He should try this again

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man he should really do an ACW epic.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The mask thing is something that it's more sci-fi. Who buys that? How are rubber masks going to work so well like that?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks ridiculous with that hair, he ain't fooling anybody. A touch of gray or salt and pepper would look much more distinguished. It reminds me of how Howard Stern is like 88 years old with a head full of shoe polish jet black hair .

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, he should go Collateral mode with a grey beard and hair

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted Jackie Chan in one of these.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's transforming into norm

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