Maybe it's just some protective stunt gear because he is about to do some ridiculous shit again to outrun his gay thoughts and you won't notice it in the final cut.
His face is beyond puffed from all the oil the israelites pumped into his cheeks. He picked up the phone. He bought. He's no longer me as the Goose no longer me.
That 'ack' shit is played out. Also, he's fricking 60, so he absolutely is aging like fine wine. Show me a better looking 60 year old A-list movie star. Show me a better looking average 60 year old.
Plenty of handsome dudes look like absolute shit when they reach retirement age. Look at Uncle Al here.
>LET'S MAKE THE MOVIE PART 1!!!! >don't film the sequel at the same time
this is fricking moronic
the movie should be fricking done like how the lord of the rings were all done at the same fricking time
frick off moronic movie studios that are starting these "part 1" movie shit
someone tell him to start roiding and grow a beard, its the only way how to look respectable when old
look at arnie, that Black person is 80 years old and still looks ok
What will happen to the Mission Imposible franchise once Cruise doesn't do more movies? Do you think that it will continue with other actors like James Bond?
A few years will go by before they remake the tv show the movies are based on, which will be a low-budget piece of shit that barely anybody cares about.
Then a few more years will go by before they announce a movie reboot starring some non-white young actor who nobody has heard of yet.
Imagine being a young actress in Mission Impossible 9 and having to be all like "damn, Tom Cruise, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific sagging wrinkly face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is frick another stuntman in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be her and not only sit in that bed while Tom Cruise flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that love scene. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fricking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, TOM CRUISE LOOKS LIKE THAT??
He looks ridiculous with that hair, he ain't fooling anybody. A touch of gray or salt and pepper would look much more distinguished. It reminds me of how Howard Stern is like 88 years old with a head full of shoe polish jet black hair .
He needs to make a few more sci-fi kinos before its over
How about Tom Cruise directing and starring in a Predator movie?
What's wrong with his chest?
It’s just his bone structure
sagging man boobs
this was like 10 years ago
He was still in shape in Maverick, he just has a short, stocky torso.
>has infinite funds
>could hire a 10k/hour personal trainer
>doesn't
moron
Wtf would a 10k an hour personal trainer do differently to a 1k per hour one?
Probably a lot easier to convince someone to travel, live and train with you for 10k an hour.
OT IX secret cybernetic augmentation.
Maybe it's just some protective stunt gear because he is about to do some ridiculous shit again to outrun his gay thoughts and you won't notice it in the final cut.
reminder Tom Cruise watches reaction videos over breakfast
What?
why he look chinese
His face is beyond puffed from all the oil the israelites pumped into his cheeks. He picked up the phone. He bought. He's no longer me as the Goose no longer me.
He's all puffed up
>men age like fine wi-ACK
That 'ack' shit is played out. Also, he's fricking 60, so he absolutely is aging like fine wine. Show me a better looking 60 year old A-list movie star. Show me a better looking average 60 year old.
Plenty of handsome dudes look like absolute shit when they reach retirement age. Look at Uncle Al here.
>, so he absolutely is aging like fine wine.
kek, sure. keep sucking his dick you dumb gay
keep seething b***hboi, you will never achieve Tom's success
he's not going to frick you 🙁
It's not really a fine wine when you look like Tom Cruise one day and a middle aged lesbian the next.
>Show me a better looking A-list 60 year old
Easy, Brad Pitt
Pitt (and Clooney) does far less in the way of stunt work and shit that can frick the body than Cruise does. But valid.
Surely that's not Tom. Right? Has Xenu abandoned him?
>okay sir, here’s your impossible mission: make Tom look 40
Grow a beard, Tom. You don't have the genetics to be clean shaven at 60.
It's his hair. He needs to keep the sides and back very short at his age otherwise it'll make him look old and haggard
But he wants to look charmingly boyish. If he gets an old man haircut he'll be admitting defeat.
He could pull off a slick back undercut like Jon Hamm or something masculine yet still shows off your hair.
He alays wear cool leather jackets.
>LET'S MAKE THE MOVIE PART 1!!!!
>don't film the sequel at the same time
this is fricking moronic
the movie should be fricking done like how the lord of the rings were all done at the same fricking time
frick off moronic movie studios that are starting these "part 1" movie shit
Bump
moron.
someone tell him to start roiding and grow a beard, its the only way how to look respectable when old
look at arnie, that Black person is 80 years old and still looks ok
arnold looks like a deflated scrotum
What will happen to the Mission Imposible franchise once Cruise doesn't do more movies? Do you think that it will continue with other actors like James Bond?
A few years will go by before they remake the tv show the movies are based on, which will be a low-budget piece of shit that barely anybody cares about.
Then a few more years will go by before they announce a movie reboot starring some non-white young actor who nobody has heard of yet.
heres your new ethan hunt bro
>ethan c**t
Imagine being a young actress in Mission Impossible 9 and having to be all like "damn, Tom Cruise, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific sagging wrinkly face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is frick another stuntman in her dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be her and not only sit in that bed while Tom Cruise flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that love scene. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fricking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, TOM CRUISE LOOKS LIKE THAT??
He’s starting to look like Neil Breen
He should try this again
Man he should really do an ACW epic.
The mask thing is something that it's more sci-fi. Who buys that? How are rubber masks going to work so well like that?
He looks ridiculous with that hair, he ain't fooling anybody. A touch of gray or salt and pepper would look much more distinguished. It reminds me of how Howard Stern is like 88 years old with a head full of shoe polish jet black hair .
This, he should go Collateral mode with a grey beard and hair
This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted Jackie Chan in one of these.
he's transforming into norm