Tom Hardy is looking at you, and says "excuse me, what did you just say?" With this expression.
wat do. (after shitting your pants, of course)
Tom Hardy is looking at you, and says "excuse me, what did you just say?" With this expression.
wat do. (after shitting your pants, of course)
I said, "NO ONE EVER SEES YOU COMING, DO THEY TOM?"
and then when he nods with a smile, I mutter, homosexual.
Check the items for electrical infetterence, obviously.
ON ME ASS NOT IN MY ASS YA FACKIN HOMO
QUICKA QUICKA
I challenge him to a jiu jitsu match. I know I’m going to win because I’ve rolled with him before and he’s not that good (not a lie).
Jamie, pull that up
I said you look really fricking gay in those myspace pictures of yours, now get the frick away from me you manlet homosexual or I will beat you to death
"i said you are a homosexual"
I said, "frick ya muddah".
I repeat what I said
i say "you cute" louder
Sign to him since I'm deaf explaining what I said was "FARRNO YOUORRO!"
I say LOOKOUT SHIAS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!
(Captcha: NPRVJ)
Offer to pound his tight butthole for him if he lets me go free
>I said you're arguably one of the best actors of our generation who I personally rank highly with the likes of Christian bale and Paul dano
I repeat whatever hilarious thing I said while patting the manlets head.
IT'S NOT COMING HOME YOU DEAF c**t
SHUT THE FRICK UP, YOU c**t!
>YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME????
>I SAID I LOVED YOU IN UPGRADE!
TOM HARDY MORE LIKE TOM SOFTIE
Cuppa tea?
i didnt say anything mate
I asked if getting caught was part of your plan
Ask him if he'd like a cup of tea.
it’s physiologically impossible to get intimidated by fricking bongs
mhmm be very careful now
>stare back
>Hmm
>mMMMmmaaaa
>be very careful now
Your move, hardy.
>Tom Hardy
>5'9"
I'd do this.
>Pull out my phone.
>Ask him where he left his hat.
>Show him picrel.
>Buy him a beer.
That's a big hat.
>Heard ya have a tiny willy m8
I like tom hardy, I think him and vin diesel need to make a movie about being turbogay dickless gaygits
Get him a ladder so I can say whatever it is again but to his face
"Why are you trying to listen to my stomach, little boy... you lost?"
>mhhhmmm
>Notka
Ask him why he's balding
I'm an actor, of course I've had gay sex
i said i have a use for you
I said: "First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!"
>Ignore it and you'll live longer. Fricking idiot.
i said you can't pretend to be a tough guy at the same time you're a homosexual manlet with dick sucking lips
"I said I need to put my nuggies back in the microwave, the ones in the middle are still kind of cold."
Rock n rollea 2?