Tom Hardy is looking at you, and says "excuse me, what did you just say?" With this expression.
wat do. (after shitting your pants, of course)
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Tom Hardy is looking at you, and says "excuse me, what did you just say?" With this expression.
wat do. (after shitting your pants, of course)
Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68 |
I said, "NO ONE EVER SEES YOU COMING, DO THEY TOM?"
and then when he nods with a smile, I mutter, homosexual.
Check the items for electrical infetterence, obviously.
ON ME ASS NOT IN MY ASS YA FACKIN HOMO
QUICKA QUICKA
I challenge him to a jiu jitsu match. I know I’m going to win because I’ve rolled with him before and he’s not that good (not a lie).
Jamie, pull that up
I said you look really fricking gay in those myspace pictures of yours, now get the frick away from me you manlet homosexual or I will beat you to death
"i said you are a homosexual"
I said, "frick ya muddah".
I repeat what I said
i say "you cute" louder
Sign to him since I'm deaf explaining what I said was "FARRNO YOUORRO!"
I say LOOKOUT SHIAS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!
(Captcha: NPRVJ)
Offer to pound his tight butthole for him if he lets me go free
>I said you're arguably one of the best actors of our generation who I personally rank highly with the likes of Christian bale and Paul dano
I repeat whatever hilarious thing I said while patting the manlets head.
IT'S NOT COMING HOME YOU DEAF c**t
SHUT THE FRICK UP, YOU c**t!
>YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME????
>I SAID I LOVED YOU IN UPGRADE!
TOM HARDY MORE LIKE TOM SOFTIE
Cuppa tea?
i didnt say anything mate
I asked if getting caught was part of your plan
Ask him if he'd like a cup of tea.
it’s physiologically impossible to get intimidated by fricking bongs
mhmm be very careful now
>stare back
>Hmm
>mMMMmmaaaa
>be very careful now
Your move, hardy.
>Tom Hardy
>5'9"
I'd do this.
>Pull out my phone.
>Ask him where he left his hat.
>Show him picrel.
>Buy him a beer.
That's a big hat.
>Heard ya have a tiny willy m8
I like tom hardy, I think him and vin diesel need to make a movie about being turbogay dickless gaygits
Get him a ladder so I can say whatever it is again but to his face
"Why are you trying to listen to my stomach, little boy... you lost?"
>mhhhmmm
>Notka
Ask him why he's balding
I'm an actor, of course I've had gay sex
i said i have a use for you
I said: "First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!"
>Ignore it and you'll live longer. Fricking idiot.
i said you can't pretend to be a tough guy at the same time you're a homosexual manlet with dick sucking lips
"I said I need to put my nuggies back in the microwave, the ones in the middle are still kind of cold."
Rock n rollea 2?