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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >women can't be funn-

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's unironically a great satirical tweet but Cinemaphiletards will take it literally

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >feminist
        >satirical
        Nope.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >great
        You must be extremely low iq

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >haha it's a joke guys!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >we just been living in a psychotic clown world for the last 8 years. how are you not able to tell when people are joking??
        you’re a fricking idiot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >-gus

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Brie "Fungus Amongus" Larson
    >success

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Captain Marvel made more money than Top Gun 2

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if Top Gun was teased at the end of Infinity War

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And that's how we get Tom Cruise as Iron Man, in a better timeline.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I love Xenu 3000
            No thank you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no it didn't, Disney bought all those tickets

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Source? That would be enough to bring down the entire company anon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not that anon but wouldn’t be surprised if it was in the marketing budget, zoomers/millennials/leftists/women have developed a truly insane fear of missing out post-socialweb, are desperate to feel connected so they’ll jump to see shit if it’s sold to them as some big cultural thing that everyone is in on. Zoomers and women taking over the internet at the same time has put us in the golden age of marketing, their fear of missing out is so crazy manipulatable.

    • 2 years ago
      THERE ARE IMPOSTERS AMONG US

      e

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I could be a Calm e-Daddy

    • 2 years ago
      THERE ARE IMPOSTERS AMONG US

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      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Please anon take your meds, your mom is gonna cry again if she sees you in this state.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tom loves Brie

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    monitoring this thread to see how many incels seethe with a twitter screencap

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's unironically a great satirical tweet but Cinemaphiletards will take it literally

      So far there are more of you salty Black folk thinking Cinemaphile will seethe than there are actual seething morons.

      You both are quite literally "midwits".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. They are all homosexuals screaming about how "based" they are for "calling out" the other side. Literally children flinging shit at each other and alphabet soup glow Black folk take them seriously.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They were right, look at the thread now, there are atleast 50 posts of people seething.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Captain Marvel: 455 million opening weekend
    >Top Gun Maverick: 156 million opening weekend
    oh no no no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't the studio buy out the seats to several theaters just to boost the box office numbers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let’s see the critics score, audience score, imdb rating, and literally every other kind of rating

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Captain Marvel: 455 million opening weekend
      youre the moron that believes that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Top Gun is about to gross more domestically and will make more worldwide without China and Russia. Fricking moron.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They literally renamed her cat to "Goose".

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The whole crash landing sequence was straight out of some capeshit. Shitty "quirky" writing, zero gravitas for such a somber scenario, le epic quips. "She" is not wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what is The Right Stuff
      >what is First Man

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Top Gun is just Marvel for right wingers, the elites are pouring millions to brainwash le-ebin-internet-racists to die on the Taiwan war for the globalists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally the same audience for both

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's the same message, just different aesthetics

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All you need is soi shit like aliens and super powers to get redditors to desire war

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lol? Marvel sòyboys are the only ones not watching Top Gun

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I literally can't tell if you are delusional or not

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its Ace Combat you wiener-gobbling mong

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        either way, it's gonna make you want to die for the CIA and the globalists

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Id die for Taiwan because I hate China. I also hate America. And Israel, and Africa. Japan and Taiwan are based.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            don't worry, you will

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based elites. Chinks will NEVER get that island

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Black person, the US is literally running out of weapons in the ukraine and there's no replacements lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >and there's no replacements lol
          ???
          How do you think US acquired those weapons in the first place?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            same way they got to the moon, they built them
            more than 18 years ago and they don't know how anymore
            >https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/raytheon-is-unable-to-make-stinger-anti-aircraft-missiles-quickly-enough
            >Raytheon Is Unable To Make Stinger Anti-Aircraft Missiles Quickly Enough
            >“We're actively trying to resource some of the material but unfortunately, DOD hasn't bought a Stinger in about 18 years and some of the components are no longer commercially available. And so we're going to have to go out and redesign some of the electronics in the missile of the seeker head. That's going to take us a little bit of time.”
            >Raytheon, said Hayes, will ramp up production “what we can this year, but I would expect this is going to be 2023-2024 where we actually see orders come in for the larger replenishments both on Stinger as well as on Javelin, which has also been very successful in theater.”

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >“what we can this year, but I would expect this is going to be 2023-2024 where we actually see orders come in for the larger replenishments both on Stinger as well as on Javelin,
              That's not that far in the future.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he things they will actually build anything
                we'll see

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, you need to defend your point of view you went to all this fricking trouble to say we're running out of weapons and you just end with a "well shucks, I'm not sure if they'll build more weapons like they're paid to, golly." You are such a fricking homosexual schmuck

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they also said they would build back better, but they build nothing, nothing is back, and everything is worse

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            my tax dollars

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, America would never lie about such an important occurrence.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So? They're getting our second-hand garbage. Only reason we're running out is because our supply lines have moved to newer products.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why don't they take some of the weapons back from the taliban, oh that's right, the Taliban would fricking slaughter the Americans on a level footing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >running out of weapons
          >USA
          >USA RUNNING OUT OF WEAPONS
          this has to be bait right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good golem. You will serve us well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They removed the Taiwanese flag patch on Maverick’s jacket that he had in the first movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they "removed" it and then added it back, it was a publicity stunt to cause controversy against China

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >bow down to China
          >still get laughed out of the country
          Imagine your movie being this cucked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is one of the dumbest sentences I have ever read on this board. Congratulations anon

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It does make you think how many of the 19.5k people actually believe this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most twitter likes are bots

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's over

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >dude a random twitter

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >haha capt marvel made more back when the economy was still good CHOKE!! CHOKE!! CHOKE!! CHINA WON!!!
    I hate you homosexuals so much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >all that cope
      Lmao

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They are aware Maverick is a sequel to a movie that came out 30 years before the Captain Marvel movie?...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its a parody twitter account

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I explained how the joke is that Captain Marvel was imitating Top Gun, and the joke is that as a modern feminist zoomer she doesn't understand that the new top gun isn't ripping off Captain Marvel, but rather than Captain Marvel paid homage to Top Gun, it would sound really stupid. Like it does. It would be so obvious how could anyone not get the joke
    And yet it's needed because many people won't.
    Women are smarter than you, if you did not get this joke. Just saying.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Implying

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      doing or saying something ironic requires a mark such as 😉 in the internet age. leaving no mark makes it only stupid and not ironic since you cant add a snarky or jokey cadence to your remark. she or he did it wrong, but what can you expect

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should tom cruise be in the next captain marvel movie?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST WEAR SUNGLASSES AND A FLIGHT SUIT IN YOUR AIR PLANE MOVIE WE INVENTED THAT WE WUZ THAT FIRST REEE

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if Maverick became Green Lantern.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    captain marvel was so successful they didn't bother to make anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >was literally in another billion dollar movie months later

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone actually like Brie Larson? She seems like a c**t

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      about-to-hit-the-wall women who read harry potter i guess? but not sure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much anyone who doesn't browse reddit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Only redditors dislike Brie
        You can't be serious? Cope more.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >home of le SJW cringe memes
          Yeah I think they hate Brie

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She's SJW queen. They love her there.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              that doesn't compute

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon says redditors hater her when in actuality they like her.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they do hate her though, because she is a cringe femenazi

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If anything reddit is the only place where she is liked. Because she certainly isn't liked here.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Reddit and Cinemaphile are basically the same thing though

    • 2 years ago
      Hitman Monaghan

      I wanted to frick her ever since I saw her in Scott Pilgrim Vs the world. Her YouTube channel is interesting.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    top gun is making reddit seethe for some reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They hate Cruise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are mentally ill freaks that hate anything normal people enjoy, kinda like Cinemaphile but even gayer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is complete bullshit, they love the movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        prove it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Tom Cruise
      >Manly fighter jets
      >Zero capeshit or magic
      I wonder why

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >My Feminist Dream

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao this is pathetic more than anything.
    If you have 4 brain cells and watched both movies it's just sad. It's like comparing gollum to Gigachad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based centrist giving wisdom no one asked.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this movie make capeshitters seethe so much?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kek literally nobody likes Brie Larson with her egotistical attitude. That b***h has no success.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That stupid b***h went on and on about Wrinkle in Time. "It wasn't made for you."

      It's fricking trash. When I go ask a black critic and they say the same thing will you shut up then?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    watched Top Gun the other day, and I just came here to confirm what other anons were talking about: It's badass.

    Don't let the mad trannies tell you otherwise. It's a great movie, and you should experience it on the big screen.
    More important than the screen IMHO is a proper sound system. Go IMAX if you can.
    I literally knew from the first few seconds that this movie was gonna be great. There's zero cynicism, lots of throwbacks to the first movie, all handled exceptionally tasteful. Theres some great funny moments too. You will enjoy this movie.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Both are ripping off Red Tails, actually

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the news media so desperate to kill Top Gun?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No cap?
    She won. Look how iconic that Shaka "Hang Loose" gesture is
    vs.
    >Le virgin tough thumbs up whilst leaning forward in gamer posture
    she's just "Hanging Loose" as it were, coolin, maxin, relaxin, aviators fleeking in the sunlight
    And no patriotic American flag. Marvel aint racist like Tom
    TLDR: Vibes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Maverick lets Goose die
      >Carol keeps Goose alive
      I think it's clear who is superior

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Twitter screenshot
    >300 replies

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    marvel always on the brain.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brie is a talentless c**t.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One's Air Force one's Navy

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LoL what a jealous c**t.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fake

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