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>women can't be funn-
it's unironically a great satirical tweet but Cinemaphiletards will take it literally
>feminist
>satirical
Nope.
>great
You must be extremely low iq
>haha it's a joke guys!
>we just been living in a psychotic clown world for the last 8 years. how are you not able to tell when people are joking??
you’re a fricking idiot
>-gus
>Brie "Fungus Amongus" Larson
>success
Captain Marvel made more money than Top Gun 2
Imagine if Top Gun was teased at the end of Infinity War
And that's how we get Tom Cruise as Iron Man, in a better timeline.
>I love Xenu 3000
No thank you.
no it didn't, Disney bought all those tickets
Source? That would be enough to bring down the entire company anon
Not that anon but wouldn’t be surprised if it was in the marketing budget, zoomers/millennials/leftists/women have developed a truly insane fear of missing out post-socialweb, are desperate to feel connected so they’ll jump to see shit if it’s sold to them as some big cultural thing that everyone is in on. Zoomers and women taking over the internet at the same time has put us in the golden age of marketing, their fear of missing out is so crazy manipulatable.
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I wish I could be a Calm e-Daddy
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Please anon take your meds, your mom is gonna cry again if she sees you in this state.
Tom loves Brie
monitoring this thread to see how many incels seethe with a twitter screencap
So far there are more of you salty Black folk thinking Cinemaphile will seethe than there are actual seething morons.
You both are quite literally "midwits".
This. They are all homosexuals screaming about how "based" they are for "calling out" the other side. Literally children flinging shit at each other and alphabet soup glow Black folk take them seriously.
They were right, look at the thread now, there are atleast 50 posts of people seething.
>Captain Marvel: 455 million opening weekend
>Top Gun Maverick: 156 million opening weekend
oh no no no
Didn't the studio buy out the seats to several theaters just to boost the box office numbers.
Let’s see the critics score, audience score, imdb rating, and literally every other kind of rating
>Captain Marvel: 455 million opening weekend
youre the moron that believes that
Top Gun is about to gross more domestically and will make more worldwide without China and Russia. Fricking moron.
They literally renamed her cat to "Goose".
The whole crash landing sequence was straight out of some capeshit. Shitty "quirky" writing, zero gravitas for such a somber scenario, le epic quips. "She" is not wrong
>what is The Right Stuff
>what is First Man
Top Gun is just Marvel for right wingers, the elites are pouring millions to brainwash le-ebin-internet-racists to die on the Taiwan war for the globalists
It's literally the same audience for both
it's the same message, just different aesthetics
All you need is soi shit like aliens and super powers to get redditors to desire war
Lol? Marvel sòyboys are the only ones not watching Top Gun
I literally can't tell if you are delusional or not
Its Ace Combat you wiener-gobbling mong
either way, it's gonna make you want to die for the CIA and the globalists
Id die for Taiwan because I hate China. I also hate America. And Israel, and Africa. Japan and Taiwan are based.
don't worry, you will
Based elites. Chinks will NEVER get that island
Black person, the US is literally running out of weapons in the ukraine and there's no replacements lol
>and there's no replacements lol
???
How do you think US acquired those weapons in the first place?
same way they got to the moon, they built them
more than 18 years ago and they don't know how anymore
>https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/raytheon-is-unable-to-make-stinger-anti-aircraft-missiles-quickly-enough
>Raytheon Is Unable To Make Stinger Anti-Aircraft Missiles Quickly Enough
>“We're actively trying to resource some of the material but unfortunately, DOD hasn't bought a Stinger in about 18 years and some of the components are no longer commercially available. And so we're going to have to go out and redesign some of the electronics in the missile of the seeker head. That's going to take us a little bit of time.”
>Raytheon, said Hayes, will ramp up production “what we can this year, but I would expect this is going to be 2023-2024 where we actually see orders come in for the larger replenishments both on Stinger as well as on Javelin, which has also been very successful in theater.”
>“what we can this year, but I would expect this is going to be 2023-2024 where we actually see orders come in for the larger replenishments both on Stinger as well as on Javelin,
That's not that far in the future.
>he things they will actually build anything
we'll see
No, you need to defend your point of view you went to all this fricking trouble to say we're running out of weapons and you just end with a "well shucks, I'm not sure if they'll build more weapons like they're paid to, golly." You are such a fricking homosexual schmuck
they also said they would build back better, but they build nothing, nothing is back, and everything is worse
my tax dollars
Yeah, America would never lie about such an important occurrence.
So? They're getting our second-hand garbage. Only reason we're running out is because our supply lines have moved to newer products.
why don't they take some of the weapons back from the taliban, oh that's right, the Taliban would fricking slaughter the Americans on a level footing.
>running out of weapons
>USA
>USA RUNNING OUT OF WEAPONS
this has to be bait right?
Good golem. You will serve us well.
They removed the Taiwanese flag patch on Maverick’s jacket that he had in the first movie.
they "removed" it and then added it back, it was a publicity stunt to cause controversy against China
>bow down to China
>still get laughed out of the country
Imagine your movie being this cucked
This is one of the dumbest sentences I have ever read on this board. Congratulations anon
It does make you think how many of the 19.5k people actually believe this.
Most twitter likes are bots
It's over
>dude a random twitter
>haha capt marvel made more back when the economy was still good CHOKE!! CHOKE!! CHOKE!! CHINA WON!!!
I hate you homosexuals so much.
>all that cope
Lmao
They are aware Maverick is a sequel to a movie that came out 30 years before the Captain Marvel movie?...
its a parody twitter account
If I explained how the joke is that Captain Marvel was imitating Top Gun, and the joke is that as a modern feminist zoomer she doesn't understand that the new top gun isn't ripping off Captain Marvel, but rather than Captain Marvel paid homage to Top Gun, it would sound really stupid. Like it does. It would be so obvious how could anyone not get the joke
And yet it's needed because many people won't.
Women are smarter than you, if you did not get this joke. Just saying.
> Implying
doing or saying something ironic requires a mark such as 😉 in the internet age. leaving no mark makes it only stupid and not ironic since you cant add a snarky or jokey cadence to your remark. she or he did it wrong, but what can you expect
Should tom cruise be in the next captain marvel movie?
>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST WEAR SUNGLASSES AND A FLIGHT SUIT IN YOUR AIR PLANE MOVIE WE INVENTED THAT WE WUZ THAT FIRST REEE
Imagine if Maverick became Green Lantern.
captain marvel was so successful they didn't bother to make anymore
>was literally in another billion dollar movie months later
Does anyone actually like Brie Larson? She seems like a c**t
about-to-hit-the-wall women who read harry potter i guess? but not sure
Pretty much anyone who doesn't browse reddit
>Only redditors dislike Brie
You can't be serious? Cope more.
>home of le SJW cringe memes
Yeah I think they hate Brie
She's SJW queen. They love her there.
that doesn't compute
Anon says redditors hater her when in actuality they like her.
they do hate her though, because she is a cringe femenazi
If anything reddit is the only place where she is liked. Because she certainly isn't liked here.
Reddit and Cinemaphile are basically the same thing though
I wanted to frick her ever since I saw her in Scott Pilgrim Vs the world. Her YouTube channel is interesting.
top gun is making reddit seethe for some reason
They hate Cruise
They are mentally ill freaks that hate anything normal people enjoy, kinda like Cinemaphile but even gayer.
This is complete bullshit, they love the movie.
prove it
>Tom Cruise
>Manly fighter jets
>Zero capeshit or magic
I wonder why
>My Feminist Dream
Lmao this is pathetic more than anything.
If you have 4 brain cells and watched both movies it's just sad. It's like comparing gollum to Gigachad.
Based centrist giving wisdom no one asked.
Why does this movie make capeshitters seethe so much?
Kek literally nobody likes Brie Larson with her egotistical attitude. That b***h has no success.
That stupid b***h went on and on about Wrinkle in Time. "It wasn't made for you."
It's fricking trash. When I go ask a black critic and they say the same thing will you shut up then?
watched Top Gun the other day, and I just came here to confirm what other anons were talking about: It's badass.
Don't let the mad trannies tell you otherwise. It's a great movie, and you should experience it on the big screen.
More important than the screen IMHO is a proper sound system. Go IMAX if you can.
I literally knew from the first few seconds that this movie was gonna be great. There's zero cynicism, lots of throwbacks to the first movie, all handled exceptionally tasteful. Theres some great funny moments too. You will enjoy this movie.
Both are ripping off Red Tails, actually
Why is the news media so desperate to kill Top Gun?
No cap?
She won. Look how iconic that Shaka "Hang Loose" gesture is
vs.
>Le virgin tough thumbs up whilst leaning forward in gamer posture
she's just "Hanging Loose" as it were, coolin, maxin, relaxin, aviators fleeking in the sunlight
And no patriotic American flag. Marvel aint racist like Tom
TLDR: Vibes
>Maverick lets Goose die
>Carol keeps Goose alive
I think it's clear who is superior
>Twitter screenshot
>300 replies
marvel always on the brain.
Brie is a talentless c**t.
One's Air Force one's Navy
LoL what a jealous c**t.
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