Total Drama

>has a girl at least a foot taller than him that is obsessed with every aspect of his being
>also has some romantic slant with the chubby geek girl
>is on good terms with most other women in the show, including the first season antagonist
>still desperately wants the one girl who outright rejected him and dated the lovey dovey guitar guy and the bad boy before him
Is he stupid?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sierra is ugly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You ever considered that Sierra is meant to be ugly in universe?

      He's a horny teenager, you win some, you lose some.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's a horny teenager who has the fantasy that a pretty girl will fall for him if he's persistent enough.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You ever considered that Sierra is meant to be ugly in universe?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and out of universe. Her design, her face, her hair, it’s all hideous. Fanart and her legit really funny personality work to counteract that fact.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and out of universe. Her design, her face, her hair, it’s all hideous. Fanart and her legit really funny personality work to counteract that fact.

      She didn't strike me as particularly ugly. Probably a 6 or 7 with the main turnoff being her stalker tendencies. Though yeah she was fun and actually cared about him. Also helps the girl is arguably one of the strongest physically from what I recall

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Coomer shit heads never consider that they might just lack standards.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, we know what ugly looks like in-universe. She's nowhere close to that standard, at worst Sierra's just average.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sierra has a recessed chin, a fat face devoid of cheekbone, a huge forehead, a mouth too close to her nose and eyes amidst her long pill-shaped head that it makes her chin and forehead both look too big, a pig nose, and hideous gaudy dyed-pink hair.
        She’d at best look passable if she had better hair. With it she’s hideous

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My brother in Christ, the cast are geometric shapes, none of them are conventionally attractive.

          Anon, we know what ugly looks like in-universe. She's nowhere close to that standard, at worst Sierra's just average.

          Eva is a Queen. Underrated as hell.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was all for the funny.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most men saying they'll accept the advances of any women are lying.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would say he doesn’t have a chance with any other girl besides Sierra. Maybe Lindsay if he fools her into thinking he’s Tyler.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The piles of fanfiction have told me otherwise.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Cody/Courtney
        could have had legitimate potential in season 3

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >subplot where Courtney hits on someone to make Duncan jealous
          >hits on the guy with a girlfriend and on the other team with no real connection to either Duncan or Gwen
          >while Cody is there, on her team, is Gwen's friend, and doesn't like Duncan
          Insane missed potential.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's such on obvious choice too
            Turning the love triangle into a love pentagon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's a shame that ship scenario only has like 3 fics, cause I like it a lot and it makes a lot of sense.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's such on obvious choice too
            Turning the love triangle into a love pentagon

            It sucks that so much Cody x Courtney ends up being one shots, high school AUs, or harems.

            sex with beth

            >Cody/Beth has borderline negative interest among fans beyond a few smut fics
            >one ancient pre-Action fanfic even alludes to Cody/Beth but has her cuck him with Justin
            >most recent fic I've read with Cody/Beth was just him using her to get ahead in the game
            Why aren't these two allowed to have a pure love?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i wanted to cum on her face, not ship her. Cody is kinda a prick when you actually look at him

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Is he stupid?
    Obviously.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had no idea guys on here had a thing for taller girls

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a tall girl?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cody wanted to pass up on a curvy amazonness who was crazy about him so he could hook up with Gwen, the camp's bicycle.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey leave little bro alone he is just into Goths

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is not goths, it's Gwen having a toxic puss

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sex with beth

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only homosexuals in denial like women who are taller than them and for all that he's a loser Cody isn't a homosexual.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love these two like you wouldn't believe.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares about shipping like a bunch of tumblrtards

    Post your fav girls

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If she met Izzy they would either become besties or try to kill each other

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >total dick destruction

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He lost the million, but still won in the end.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer Gwen x Cody.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was a big supporter of this ship mostly because I was crushing on an alt girl at the time and I felt like if he could get the win I could get it too

      Needless to say, it didn't work

      Adult me just realized I wanted a girl like Heather to spit in my mouth and call me names though so there's that

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What does Cinemaphile mean by this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Proper education of the next generation in jungle fever.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Jungle Fever
        Sierra's German...so she's more likely some form of dark arab

        >have perfect 10/10 rich and handsome boyfriend
        >do awesome pranks and get famous together with our mad skills
        >fall for an epic prank one time and get so mad she breaks up with bf
        >spends all her time getting mad until suddenly she isn't mad but then suddenly she's mad again for no reason like a typical chick
        What was her problem guys?

        She wasn't having sex with me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s funny how both of those boys don’t like these chicks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile has a deeply rooted miscegenation problem.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The future of the white race will depend on breeding with dark-skinned women.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >have perfect 10/10 rich and handsome boyfriend
    >do awesome pranks and get famous together with our mad skills
    >fall for an epic prank one time and get so mad she breaks up with bf
    >spends all her time getting mad until suddenly she isn't mad but then suddenly she's mad again for no reason like a typical chick
    What was her problem guys?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she's a woman.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I ship em.
    Even that weird ass fanart of her going insane is saved somewhere on my hard drive.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's such a shame Cody has been shoehorned into being a massive gay, because there's so much fun drama to potential other ships.
    There was talk about a love pentagon with Courtney earlier, which was pure missed opportunities on the part of the show writers.
    Gwen can also work because he's the only guy there for her when her other relationships go bad, and Heather's got the manipulation angle going for her.

    But you let one guy kiss you and suddenly you're gay. Shame.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They made Cody a gay?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The fans did.
        Cody x Noah (or Noco) is the most popular Cody ship by far, and it is based entirely around the following interactions
        >Noah kissing Cody's ear in episode 3 of Island
        >Noah being upset about the event when he's seen again in episode 22 of Island
        >Noah and Cody smiling at each other over a joke in the first Aftermath special of Action
        >Noah sleeping on Cody's lap for a few frames of the Action special
        >Noah saying Cody has a tiny sausage in Episode 7 of World Tour
        That is the extent of their interaction in the series.
        It gets progressively gayer because of a staff injoke, though if TDI were made today they would definitely be a gay couple (based on the reboot).

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >The fans did.
          Oh, well then I don't care.

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