>has a girl at least a foot taller than him that is obsessed with every aspect of his being
>also has some romantic slant with the chubby geek girl
>is on good terms with most other women in the show, including the first season antagonist
>still desperately wants the one girl who outright rejected him and dated the lovey dovey guitar guy and the bad boy before him
Is he stupid?
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Sierra is ugly.
He's a horny teenager, you win some, you lose some.
He's a horny teenager who has the fantasy that a pretty girl will fall for him if he's persistent enough.
You ever considered that Sierra is meant to be ugly in universe?
and out of universe. Her design, her face, her hair, it’s all hideous. Fanart and her legit really funny personality work to counteract that fact.
She didn't strike me as particularly ugly. Probably a 6 or 7 with the main turnoff being her stalker tendencies. Though yeah she was fun and actually cared about him. Also helps the girl is arguably one of the strongest physically from what I recall
Coomer shit heads never consider that they might just lack standards.
Anon, we know what ugly looks like in-universe. She's nowhere close to that standard, at worst Sierra's just average.
Sierra has a recessed chin, a fat face devoid of cheekbone, a huge forehead, a mouth too close to her nose and eyes amidst her long pill-shaped head that it makes her chin and forehead both look too big, a pig nose, and hideous gaudy dyed-pink hair.
She’d at best look passable if she had better hair. With it she’s hideous
My brother in Christ, the cast are geometric shapes, none of them are conventionally attractive.
Eva is a Queen. Underrated as hell.
It was all for the funny.
Most men saying they'll accept the advances of any women are lying.
I would say he doesn’t have a chance with any other girl besides Sierra. Maybe Lindsay if he fools her into thinking he’s Tyler.
The piles of fanfiction have told me otherwise.
>Cody/Courtney
could have had legitimate potential in season 3
>subplot where Courtney hits on someone to make Duncan jealous
>hits on the guy with a girlfriend and on the other team with no real connection to either Duncan or Gwen
>while Cody is there, on her team, is Gwen's friend, and doesn't like Duncan
Insane missed potential.
It's such on obvious choice too
Turning the love triangle into a love pentagon
It's a shame that ship scenario only has like 3 fics, cause I like it a lot and it makes a lot of sense.
It sucks that so much Cody x Courtney ends up being one shots, high school AUs, or harems.
>Cody/Beth has borderline negative interest among fans beyond a few smut fics
>one ancient pre-Action fanfic even alludes to Cody/Beth but has her cuck him with Justin
>most recent fic I've read with Cody/Beth was just him using her to get ahead in the game
Why aren't these two allowed to have a pure love?
i wanted to cum on her face, not ship her. Cody is kinda a prick when you actually look at him
>Is he stupid?
Obviously.
I had no idea guys on here had a thing for taller girls
Are you a tall girl?
>Cody wanted to pass up on a curvy amazonness who was crazy about him so he could hook up with Gwen, the camp's bicycle.
Hey leave little bro alone he is just into Goths
The problem is not goths, it's Gwen having a toxic puss
sex with beth
Only homosexuals in denial like women who are taller than them and for all that he's a loser Cody isn't a homosexual.
I love these two like you wouldn't believe.
Who cares about shipping like a bunch of tumblrtards
Post your fav girls
If she met Izzy they would either become besties or try to kill each other
>total dick destruction
He lost the million, but still won in the end.
I prefer Gwen x Cody.
I was a big supporter of this ship mostly because I was crushing on an alt girl at the time and I felt like if he could get the win I could get it too
Needless to say, it didn't work
Adult me just realized I wanted a girl like Heather to spit in my mouth and call me names though so there's that
What does Cinemaphile mean by this?
Proper education of the next generation in jungle fever.
>Jungle Fever
Sierra's German...so she's more likely some form of dark arab
She wasn't having sex with me
It’s funny how both of those boys don’t like these chicks.
Cinemaphile has a deeply rooted miscegenation problem.
The future of the white race will depend on breeding with dark-skinned women.
>have perfect 10/10 rich and handsome boyfriend
>do awesome pranks and get famous together with our mad skills
>fall for an epic prank one time and get so mad she breaks up with bf
>spends all her time getting mad until suddenly she isn't mad but then suddenly she's mad again for no reason like a typical chick
What was her problem guys?
she's a woman.
I ship em.
Even that weird ass fanart of her going insane is saved somewhere on my hard drive.
It's such a shame Cody has been shoehorned into being a massive gay, because there's so much fun drama to potential other ships.
There was talk about a love pentagon with Courtney earlier, which was pure missed opportunities on the part of the show writers.
Gwen can also work because he's the only guy there for her when her other relationships go bad, and Heather's got the manipulation angle going for her.
But you let one guy kiss you and suddenly you're gay. Shame.
They made Cody a gay?
The fans did.
Cody x Noah (or Noco) is the most popular Cody ship by far, and it is based entirely around the following interactions
>Noah kissing Cody's ear in episode 3 of Island
>Noah being upset about the event when he's seen again in episode 22 of Island
>Noah and Cody smiling at each other over a joke in the first Aftermath special of Action
>Noah sleeping on Cody's lap for a few frames of the Action special
>Noah saying Cody has a tiny sausage in Episode 7 of World Tour
That is the extent of their interaction in the series.
It gets progressively gayer because of a staff injoke, though if TDI were made today they would definitely be a gay couple (based on the reboot).
>The fans did.
Oh, well then I don't care.