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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you're out with your daughter but you're thinking about the succulent chinese waiting for you at home.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >by M. Night Shyamalan
    What will be the twist?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there is a trap at the end of the movie... it will twist your ankle

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the daughter doesnt exist, it's all in his fantasy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Josh doesn't exist. His daughter is a lesbian stalker of M Night's pop singer daughter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When was the last time Josh was in the lead 2006?
      We're soooo back.

      obviously he's the butcher

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally revealed in the trailer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I had to take an honest guess, it's that he's not the killer, he's a totally separate serial killer. The Butcher ends up getting caught at the end of the movie and he escapes with his daughter goes home and kills the dude that we see on the camera.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the dude on the phone is his gay lover and the real serial killer is holding him hostage and demanding the dad take the daughter to the concert

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know if they'll say he's his gay lover, he looks quite a bit younger than Josh Hartnett, maybe he's his nephew or son. But that actually is a good theory you have there. Doesn't really explain why the girl calls him dad though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His daughter is the killer. He discovered her captive and is keeping tabs on him because he's unsure what to do.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he isn't the killer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It really is the only option that'll carry any weight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if the twist is that there is no twist?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Happening already happened.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There won't be a twist. It's probably just a straightforward thriller.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Could be, the Old movie didn't had a twist

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i thought the twist was the beach was a government project to study new medicines or something

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that's not a twist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The twist is that a high ranking official found out Hartnett was a killer and decided to frame him.
      This official is the butcher and he orchestrates this TRAP in order to cover his own ass so he can retire without being scrutinized by some young detective or distraught family member of a victim

      The cop will kill someone during the event while Hartnett is sweating

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The daughter has some kind of vampirism disease and needs to eat human flesh to survive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The twist is the singer is a lich and sucks the souls of everyone in the stadium to finally fill her power to 9000

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Like he did last summer, like he did last year. Do you remember when things we're really hummin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's actually somewhat justified in torturing them; he's trying to get information about who killed his wife or whatever, and near the end we are rooting for him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haley Joel Osment is a ghost detective

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I get a girlfriend.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ayo is that the homie from The Virgin Suicides? holy shit, where does time go bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's The Faculty. Late 90s teen horror suspense was the best

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget Lucky Number Slevin, and Hollywood Homicide.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The whole movie is an AI simulation on serial killers, he's a program trying to escape the matrix.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The whole movie is an AI simulation on serial killers, he's a program trying to escape the matrix.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Virtuosity 2

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The twist is the Josh Hartnett is not in the movie at all. Thats the trap. He puts him in the trailer to get people to come see the movie and you spend the whole movie waiting for him to show up only to realize at the end that you've been had.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I gotta say man
    Shyamalan, and recently adding Peele to the batch, are the only reason I still look out for movies
    This Black folk ACTUALLY do like, original movies.
    Sometimes they get too wacky, but I rather the movies sin of being too wacky, than being too corpo

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's all in his head, if you notice he's the only one reacting to the police presence, if I noticed that much of police force showing up I'd bail the concert. And then cuts back to him awake. It's all a dream. He fantasizes about being a killer that's it and probably kills his first victim after the concert ends.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno lad, that would imply the nig is also part of his imagination and also the metal detectors too
      I think this is a bit of a stretch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how often does the guy that sells t-shirt at a concert know why huge amount of swat are there?
        ha? makes no sense, he knew all about it and looked happy about it all smiles n shit. if I knew the police was there at concert aimed for kids to set a trap for a serial killer I wouldnt be that happy. looked off

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    vump

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the twist is the daughter is the real killer and hes trying to protect her like oj simpson did to protect his son who is the real killer of the lady and the white bull

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe the real twist is the friends we made along the way.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The twist that that Josh is a projection of Lady Raven's mind (like a Tulpa), and the butcher killer is all the police force in a hivemind trying to catch her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A WOC's split personality casts herself as WM doing crimes! This is MAGA Country-redux

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shyamalong spoils the twist in his own trailer
    Bravo

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Publicly requesting the daughter actress to return my stolen heart.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they have some reasonable excuse for the cops allowing a serial killer to roam around a concert
    (Like he has the place wired with explosives if the cops stop the concert or some shit)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What I find weird is that there's so many cops for a single serial killer. Like the whole damn precinct is there which leads me to believe that it isn't just a serial killer that they're after.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Serial killers don't target people in crowds. You're conflating mass shooters with serial killers. Serial killers target lone individuals or strike when the victim is alone.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You're conflating mass shooters with serial killers
        No I’m not

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Josh Harnett is a super hero serial killer. He has powers.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shamalamadingdong-bros, we're eating good!

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a one note gimmick director but people still act like your twists are a novelty after you’ve been exposed and creatively bankrupt for 20 (TWENTY) years.

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