>turn on documentary. >"Evolution...". >turn that shit off

>turn on documentary
>"Evolution..."
>turn that shit off

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this Black just copied carl sagan

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And? Carl sagan was arguably even a bigger midwit. He invented the concept of the r-ddit science man.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SCIENCE WON

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chuds will seethe..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just like Galileo would have wanted.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So they're admitting that Science is a religion?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So you're saying that a man can never be a woman?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >evolutionary scientists theorize that…

    Turn off immediately

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ancient astronaut theorists believe that…

      turn that shit up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >18 seasons
        >210 episodes
        >still no aliens

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          maybe the aliens were the friends we made along the way

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ancient astronaut theorists theorize that we are living proof of aliens

          also every ancient monument was created in honor of or with the help of aliens

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's all about intelligent design. Like only using 20% of the water I ingest and pissing the rest

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never understood why people think evolution and creationism are incongruous

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If we came from monkeys how come they still exist?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because they just exists ok?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they didn't want to evolve and we wanted to

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >if diamonds come from earth how come earth still exists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We didn't come from modern day monkeys. Monkey ancestors branched off into modern monkeys and humans. It's really not that difficult

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then how come modern monkeys are just as dumb as ancestor monkeys? It doesn't add up.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Environmental conditions didn't necessarily deem it necessary for them to become "intelligent" in our sense of the word. Give any other animal the same amount of time to evolve and they won't necessarily become more human-like

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            but it deemed it necessary for one single species of humans on the whole planet. how convenient.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              What? Yeah, it had to happen to one offshoot, and given different conditions it wouldn't be humans, it'd be something else. I really don't know what's hard to understand about this

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >had to
                not really. there's no reason the universe should be here either, yet it is.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That has nothing to do with evolution

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah it do

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nature abhors a vacuum. In completely empty regions of space, and in similar conditions reproduced (in very small areas because it's difficult to do) here on Earth, it has been found that subatomic particles spontaneously come into existence before disappearing just as quickly. The creation of the universe may well be a similar spontaneous explosion of all the matter that exists, springing up from an infinite void. If the Big Rip theory is correct, then it will happen again and again in timeframes longer than humans can conceive of--literally quadrillions of years.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                bullshit!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well I guess that disproves it then.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because we killed all the hominids that stood in our way

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >If I’m moronic, how can smarter people exist?
      Fricking hell anon, go be moronic somewhere else.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      smartest creationist

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >keep watching the documentary
    >"actually its entirely possible that our reality is just a computer program or that the universe was created by ancient aliens

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Being a moron, like you, must suck ass.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a pretty epic self-report about your moral compass if the only way you can and would treat human beings with dignity is if you believe your own diety created them. Whereas I treat people with respect because they are sentient beings capable of suffering.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      which face should I soi you with

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is suffering morally wrong? inb4 "it just is ok"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Suffering in itself isn't morally wrong, it's a part of life. Unnecessary suffering caused with intent is what you with your terminology would call morally wrong because it isn't beneficial to the survival of the species. It all comes back to reproduction

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Unnecessary
          Do you have enough data to prove this?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Unnecessary as in anything that isn't a natural biological process. We're getting into semantics here and I'm happy to refine my definition but that's what I go off of and it's served me well as far as consistency goes thus far

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So basically your "maximum good" is the physical/emotional wellbeing of sentient species? Its nice but not logically sound.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What's wrong with that exactly

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its not wrong in and of itself but it doesn't work as a foundation for morality (if we want such a thing). I have no duty to act in the best interest of others. The only real reason to do so is societal pressure and state violence. Its a tower with no foundation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I treat people with respect because they are sentient beings capable of suffering.
      Same, except if they're Black folk, israelites, pajeets or chinks

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do jannies never delete /x/ schizo threads? fricking morons

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i liked it
    it was fun

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.

    “Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx, and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world, has ever known even greater than Jesus Christ!”

    At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life, Navy SEAL champion, who had served 1500 tours of duty, and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States, stood up and held up a rock.

    “How old is this rock?”

    The arrogant professor smirked quite israelily and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”.

    “Wrong. It’s been 5000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real … then it should be an animal now”.

    The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

    The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew in the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country

    The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plaued AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

    Sempre Fi.

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