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>turns your wiener into a tetris block

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/sgZeFx4.jpg

      >turns your wiener into a tetris block

      hot

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        HCB

        NAACP

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    well it beats having a null bulge

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you will never have a chaotic cosmic goddess eldritch horror gf mommy turn you into a polyhedron
    Why live?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No, don't turn me into a marketable Tetris block-- AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lich should at least deserve something here

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he survives after this right?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are other versions of him out there, Sweet P included. Some even still working after dead. It's just that whatever they know it or not, whatever this was the original intent or not, this is their ultimate fate IF they succeed on erasing all life in any given universe. I am not saying all the shapes around Glob are previous Linch, but it's a possibility.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he really dead?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Beyond dead, just shy from erased from existence, though may as well be the same. We know the Lich is not outside the "natural" cycle of Dead and Rebirth, thanks to Together Again. But THIS Lich was taken from that cycle.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        His head remained intact. Probably trapped inside until some cosmic event in the undisclosed future.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s fulfilled his purpose. Happiness was never part of the bargain when your job is the guy who stamps out all life. What would happiness even look like for a guy who was literally only around to accelerate the universes reset button?

        He was a fundamental tool in reality. Like cancer or those tiny nose hairs that grow super long overnight.

        Hey for anyone reading this stuff do you think anyone from the staff took a moment to tell Bettygolb what adventure time was and why this version of reality is so narratively driven?
        I hope so. Would be lonely.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She subjects the lich to pure chaos
      >This turns him into a geometrical shape, something ordered and non-chaotic in the slightest
      What's the implication here?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the end state of destructive chaos is always peaceful order, since the removal of all life removes all possibility of conflict or further destruction.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So... all the tetris blocks are the respective successful liches or equivalent from diferent realities?
      Neat.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's near his heart

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        His phylactery bolted on to his bits, he didn't need it hidden after he won in his world and just has it there

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's because it's Billy's skeleton. He got hurt in the chest and has a metal plate bolted in.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, that's the Lich, he was pretty much wearing Billy a disguise, his skull, skeleton, etc, is all him.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, the lich's original body was destroyed by Finn. He then possessed Billy. It's Billy's skeleton.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              But billy has six fingers, while the lich just has five

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Golbetty owed the Lich sex

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would probably make it bigger, so that's cool I guess.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Writers were too cowardly to make Simon x Golb Betty canon
    I only hope we get a decent amount of fan made stuff with these 2

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Implying it's not one already

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does nobody seem to know they're called tetrominos?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tetrominos
      I don't know what that even is, senpai?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        tetris pieces are tetrominos. the shape the lich is turned into is technically a tetracube.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know, I just don't care

      same with "Legos" being technically incorrect

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong colours.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we call her Betty or glob?

    Is she going to look more and like a woman in later episodes?

    Do they remember Simon and how much they love him?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Golbetty

      I think that one of the problems is that we still don't really understand her nature. Did Betty "take over" Golb and his role? Are they two beings in one body now? Has Betty been mostly assimilated into Golb?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing we know for sure it's that it's not the later, as "she" only reacted for Simon. Turning the Lich into a tetromino is hard to tell if that's just the "natural order" for the Lich in the timelines he succeed, if he just annoyed her, or if it was also to protect Simon who was nearby, (I lean towards the first option, as Scarab was deal in a different, and not as effective way). For the rest, one can argue there was some actual despair in her eyes when Simon was about to put the crown back on, and all her actions to protect him and aid him afterwards. Though there is an argument to be made that these actions were just the effect of the wish she made to the crown, leaving just that astral goodby they had with each other as any real proof of Betty still having some sort of self awareness. That, and whatever happened to her and Golb after Simon left, which as anything with Golb, we have no way to know whatever it was natural or not (or if the Buss with destiny to "Comet" is meant to have any meaning)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          We could be looking at Betty and Glob becoming a new being with what/who we saw flexing on the Litch king being the first stage of a transformation. A being that has Betty's emotions and kindness as well as Glob's cosmic powers.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh god
    step on me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But you will get crush?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are such a brave person.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Globetty is half man and half woman, where's the futa?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Golb isn't male, it just is.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So it means Golbetty can create a futa penis?

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOT

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Simon gets to frick this
    Damn

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no he doesn't

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This is the buttplug you'll be using today, Simon

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Choose your betty

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Any betty that's horny for simon

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want betty to move on and be horny for someone else.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's all of them

        I want betty to move on and be horny for someone else.

        You know that's not going to happen, right?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      B, for coomer reasons, but also because the zero-expression face is fitting

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      basically this

      Any betty that's horny for simon

      because Simon is literally me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      C
      MONSTER SEX

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    on the topic of adventure time villians...

    thoughts on new death?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is dead

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay. I'd do some real nasty shit to his moms however.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine the blowjob with two heads instead of one

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine she gives you a second dick and does double time

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool design, but in all honestly he was just an over powered angsty teen.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if he had a name before becoming, you know, the New Death

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Given that he was a life-death combo, I was kind of hoping he'd have something to do with reincarnation. Maybe pass some information to Finn given that he himself is a incarnation of the catalyst comet. But instead we got angsty guy hates his dad. Reeeeaaal creative, muto.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Betty had to date anyone else but Simon, who would she date?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finn?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ice King

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, now that we know it’s an option why doesn’t Golbetty just let Simon put the crown back on but send the madness to someone else? Better than him dying of old age in a fraction of the time he’d live with the crown on

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    SQUIGGLY

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why women can't look like this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of them are born with merely two eyes

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pathetic
        Women really need to step up their game

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heh.
    wiener.
    Block.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      HCB

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