>turns your wiener into a tetris block
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well it beats having a null bulge
what
>tfw you will never have a chaotic cosmic goddess eldritch horror gf mommy turn you into a polyhedron
Why live?
>No, don't turn me into a marketable Tetris block-- AAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lich should at least deserve something here
he survives after this right?
There are other versions of him out there, Sweet P included. Some even still working after dead. It's just that whatever they know it or not, whatever this was the original intent or not, this is their ultimate fate IF they succeed on erasing all life in any given universe. I am not saying all the shapes around Glob are previous Linch, but it's a possibility.
Is he really dead?
Beyond dead, just shy from erased from existence, though may as well be the same. We know the Lich is not outside the "natural" cycle of Dead and Rebirth, thanks to Together Again. But THIS Lich was taken from that cycle.
His head remained intact. Probably trapped inside until some cosmic event in the undisclosed future.
He’s fulfilled his purpose. Happiness was never part of the bargain when your job is the guy who stamps out all life. What would happiness even look like for a guy who was literally only around to accelerate the universes reset button?
He was a fundamental tool in reality. Like cancer or those tiny nose hairs that grow super long overnight.
Hey for anyone reading this stuff do you think anyone from the staff took a moment to tell Bettygolb what adventure time was and why this version of reality is so narratively driven?
I hope so. Would be lonely.
>She subjects the lich to pure chaos
>This turns him into a geometrical shape, something ordered and non-chaotic in the slightest
What's the implication here?
the end state of destructive chaos is always peaceful order, since the removal of all life removes all possibility of conflict or further destruction.
So... all the tetris blocks are the respective successful liches or equivalent from diferent realities?
Neat.
What's near his heart
His phylactery bolted on to his bits, he didn't need it hidden after he won in his world and just has it there
That's because it's Billy's skeleton. He got hurt in the chest and has a metal plate bolted in.
No, that's the Lich, he was pretty much wearing Billy a disguise, his skull, skeleton, etc, is all him.
No, the lich's original body was destroyed by Finn. He then possessed Billy. It's Billy's skeleton.
But billy has six fingers, while the lich just has five
Golbetty owed the Lich sex
It would probably make it bigger, so that's cool I guess.
>Writers were too cowardly to make Simon x Golb Betty canon
I only hope we get a decent amount of fan made stuff with these 2
>Implying it's not one already
why does nobody seem to know they're called tetrominos?
>tetrominos
I don't know what that even is, senpai?
tetris pieces are tetrominos. the shape the lich is turned into is technically a tetracube.
I know, I just don't care
same with "Legos" being technically incorrect
Wrong colours.
>Cinemaphile
Do we call her Betty or glob?
Is she going to look more and like a woman in later episodes?
Do they remember Simon and how much they love him?
Golbetty
I think that one of the problems is that we still don't really understand her nature. Did Betty "take over" Golb and his role? Are they two beings in one body now? Has Betty been mostly assimilated into Golb?
The only thing we know for sure it's that it's not the later, as "she" only reacted for Simon. Turning the Lich into a tetromino is hard to tell if that's just the "natural order" for the Lich in the timelines he succeed, if he just annoyed her, or if it was also to protect Simon who was nearby, (I lean towards the first option, as Scarab was deal in a different, and not as effective way). For the rest, one can argue there was some actual despair in her eyes when Simon was about to put the crown back on, and all her actions to protect him and aid him afterwards. Though there is an argument to be made that these actions were just the effect of the wish she made to the crown, leaving just that astral goodby they had with each other as any real proof of Betty still having some sort of self awareness. That, and whatever happened to her and Golb after Simon left, which as anything with Golb, we have no way to know whatever it was natural or not (or if the Buss with destiny to "Comet" is meant to have any meaning)
We could be looking at Betty and Glob becoming a new being with what/who we saw flexing on the Litch king being the first stage of a transformation. A being that has Betty's emotions and kindness as well as Glob's cosmic powers.
oh god
step on me
But you will get crush?
Yes.
You are such a brave person.
Globetty is half man and half woman, where's the futa?
Golb isn't male, it just is.
So it means Golbetty can create a futa penis?
HOT
>Simon gets to frick this
Damn
no he doesn't
>This is the buttplug you'll be using today, Simon
Choose your betty
Any betty that's horny for simon
I want betty to move on and be horny for someone else.
That's all of them
You know that's not going to happen, right?
B, for coomer reasons, but also because the zero-expression face is fitting
basically this
because Simon is literally me
C
MONSTER SEX
on the topic of adventure time villians...
thoughts on new death?
he is dead
Gay. I'd do some real nasty shit to his moms however.
imagine the blowjob with two heads instead of one
imagine she gives you a second dick and does double time
Cool design, but in all honestly he was just an over powered angsty teen.
I wonder if he had a name before becoming, you know, the New Death
Given that he was a life-death combo, I was kind of hoping he'd have something to do with reincarnation. Maybe pass some information to Finn given that he himself is a incarnation of the catalyst comet. But instead we got angsty guy hates his dad. Reeeeaaal creative, muto.
Sauce
If Betty had to date anyone else but Simon, who would she date?
Finn?
Ice King
Wait, now that we know it’s an option why doesn’t Golbetty just let Simon put the crown back on but send the madness to someone else? Better than him dying of old age in a fraction of the time he’d live with the crown on
SQUIGGLY
why women can't look like this?
Most of them are born with merely two eyes
Pathetic
Women really need to step up their game
Heh.
wiener.
Block.
HCB