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David Gordon Green's Halloween movies were all fricking garbage so that's not surprising
Wait this is the Exorcist movie that he was making? No wonder it's shit
Halloween Ends would've been a horror masterpiece if it didn't devolve into Laurie and Michael beating each other up in the final 10 minutes
le monkey already looks ugly
literally have sex
What about figuratively?
That's Pazuzu
Exorcist 3 will always be the best sequel ever
>Exorcist 3 will always be the best sequel ever
I just can't seem to face off the facts, I get tense and nervous and can't relax
Don’t touch me I’m a real live wire
Was he really a cinemaster?
Supposedly it was his favorite movie and made his victims watch it
Damn wish I could have met him
It's good.
The Exorcist 3 might be the most brilliant saved-in-the-editing room examples ever.
That's why I don't trust director cuts any more.
People praise them to be the original vision of the director of some garbage like that but most of them are incredibly disappointing specially when the theatrical or original cut were good.
It happened to warriors which added that ugly comic book transition effect or the star wars special editions with the whole gredo shoot first shit.
And this is a great example of less is more being less regardless of the intention.
I love the theatrical ending of exorcist 3.
We are definitely going to get the supernatural and profound reboot of the scream series.
Exorcist 3 is pretty good, as long as you ignore its connections with the original Exorcist.
The book is waaaaaay better
It's even worse than Exorcist II: The Heretic, and that's saying a lot.
This
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that he doesn't do any new scares and just repeats ones from the first movie like puking green soup or the head spinning around
calling it now, they try to have their cake and eat it too by calling it Exorcist but also minimizing all religious aspects of the concept
Even better, they have to get help from ALL religions to solve this one!
>What if The Exorcist, but black!
You clearly never watched the second movie but you probably just wanted an excuse to whine about black people
to be fair, blacks are disgusting and should all go back to africa
based frick Black folk go back to worldstarhiphop.com
Second movie is ass!
The second movie is also fricking terrible.
Jigsaw always wins
https://twitter.com/IndieWire/status/1709955386994835463
Nice.
Only good israelite
Critics can't be trusted. This is a conseravtive masterpiece
I don’t trust Butthouse, Green and McBride making a good horror movie
Okay, commie
how can it be bad?
>little white girl does and goes to hell
>Black girl survives
Not watching
This for real?
Yeah the innocent white Christian girl literally is dragged to hell forever and the Haitian voodoo niglet who did the ritual that lead to their possession in the first place lives
no priest no exorcism. and no, no other religions allowed to tag in. simple as.
wanst it the evil christian dad who made the choice damned the girl?
For frick sake! israelite Geen and McBride everyone!
The niglet is still possessed at the ending. They probably want a sequel where both get saved but frick this movie. I hope it bombs horribly so they’re left with this shit pile ending
Problem is there was no reason to care about the girl who goes to hell beyond the fact its an innocent kid. They're not going to call back to it later when by the time they make a sequel nobody will remember her.
That's if they do make a sequel, hopefully this flops and ruins their entire 300 million dollar trilogy plans
Yeah it's fricking terrible. I thought the point of the first movie wasn't even that pazuzu wanted Regan's soul but just wanted to use her as a vessel to demoralise and hurt the rest of us?
The this movie pulls this Two-Face batman shit "you have to choose which one of us dies!" In the 3rd act out of nowhere. And the film then tries to drop some "you have to have faith" message at the end after the characters literally failed
Yeah the evil impulsive white father caused it cuz he wasn't cool as a cucumber like the black dad. Not one character in the movie felt like a real person. To be honest considering its all nonsense anyway I wouldn't have minded if they took a different approach to the exorcism beit some Pirates of The Caribbean voodoo b***h or whatever but in the end it's just the same shit we've seen done over and over for 50 years
>all of the characters fail
That’s how you know that hack homosexual director doesn’t understand the original. Father Karras and his faith is arguably the centerpiece of the entire film.
>Father Karras and his faith is arguably the centerpiece of the entire film.
Oh man Ellen burstyn character in this movie doesn't believe in catholicism which fricking save her daughters life because "She wasn't in the room with the priests and she is not part of their damn patriarchy" i'm not joking thats in the movie
I’m just beyond done with this israelite woke
shit. Can’t even stay the frick out of a a catholic themed story!
>i'm not joking thats in the movie
What the frick
I literally do not understand this. How does that save her from a fricking demon
Do these writers really not understand how religion works at all? I’m fairly sure a demon has absolutely no power over your soul and can’t damn you, only god can do that. It kind of just makes the afterlife arbitrary and weird otherwise
According to Christianity, Catholicism in particular, demons can’t damn children, and in order for someone to be damned, an element of it has to be their own free will (the person’s).
But Hollywood likes making movies where the devil looks stronger than God for some reason…
Jews run Hollywood. Movie written by two israelites. No shocker here. Can’t have Priest had heroes. Not after psych
op making everyone think priests are child rapist even though more Rabbi’s that rape kids
Aren't babies damned to be in purgatory if they aren't baptized before death
this is just dante and he puts them in limbo, which is a void they exist in until judgement day where presumably they go to heaven. in the case of the film though it’s a baptised christian girl
Thanks for explaining.
That's some pagan shit Vaticucks came up with while praying to some statues.
No, people speculated there was a limbo of the infants which wasn't a bad place at all, but I think what most people accept today is that they are baptized in the spirit by the grace of God
That was an old belief but I don’t know of any mainline Christian Church that still teaches unbaptized babies go to Limbo.
Jesus personally rescues the unborn and “innocent” babies and kids.
-t. Went to a Catholic high school.
Not purgatory, but Limbo, which is basically just like diet heaven. This was theorized by some theologians but isn't an actual dogma of any mainstream church.
>theorized
whats wrong about theorizing?
Religion is all fantasy. You can just make up whatever you like.
They were not making things up, it's just that given there's no sure answer in the scriptures or tradition people are allowed to speculate on the subject based on those sources
Nobody knows for sure what happens to unbaptized children.
To go to heaven you need to live a life avoiding sins/bad deeds and also accept Jesus. Not only are kids too young to understand what it means to accept Jesus, their tender age also means they're too innocent to sin, so you can say children don't really "earn" a spot in Heaven compared to adults who have to fight all sorts of temptation. However, because kids don't sin and are clueless about God, they also don't earn eternal suffering.
Some people like to believe in God's mercy towards little children, others think that kids go to a not-hell-but-not-paradise place like Limbo. There isn't a single answer to this question (and Christian scholars have been debating it since Christianity began)
t. Theology student
This is one of many reasons why xianity is absurd.
Do these bunch of soulless israelites not understand how the religion they actively seek to destroy works at all?
That sure is a puzzler Anon.
I’m baffled how Conjuring series which paints Catholics in a good light even exists. Even if it’s the most profitable series, how are Hollywood israelites allowing this not pozzed it
The Conjuring movies paint religion in "a good light" the same way shit like JRPGs and Castlevania (the actual games, not the fake-anime Netflix shit) do. Just treating it as weird quasi-combat mechanics system against demons, which is kind of offputting if not necessarily intentionally offensive. I wouldn't get offended at shit like The Nun but I also wouldn't point to it as some kind of bellwether of pro-Christian culture either.
I agree. But after last 20 years of israelites making everything Catholic related bad, it’s weird seeing Priests on screen that either not villains or perverts
That's why Pope's exorcist is on my top 10 of this year.
the ending of them just setting up this MIB-like church organization that hunts down demons was stupidly amazing
That movie is criminally underrated
They did pozz the Nun 2 though, which was boring woke dogshit.
I don't remember well but didn't the books imply you had to let the demon inside you so he could possess the body and wasn't he more interested in tormenting that old geezer who died later in the story since it's implied the demon got exorcized once in africa by him.
Yeah i think the demon got into Regan because she was playing with a Ouija board and because it was aiming to demoralise and hurt the priest's faith
what a surprise
Frick Green homosexual should go to hell
>Yeah the innocent white Christian girl literally is dragged to hell forever and the Haitian voodoo niglet who did the ritual that lead to their possession in the first place lives
You just know Red Letter Media will love this movie.
>Yeah the innocent white Christian girl literally is dragged to hell forever and the Haitian voodoo niglet who did the ritual that lead to their possession in the first place lives
Mike “I hate the Whites” Stoklasa is definitely going to love this movie.
>So Jay, what did you think of Exorcist Believe in Beaver?
>I hated it, it was even worse than not just Exorcist 2 but fricking Repossessed somehow
>Really? I kinda liked it
>Well, I didn't HATE it, really...
Jay has been dragging this movie since before the trailer dropped, what are you on about
shut up, they shat on my precious SW prequels so I hate them
Well, I’m going to watch Saw X again. Frick this movie
The Exorcist 11 sucks?
What a shock.
Kermode goes in on it.
>What's the best bit about it?
>It ends.
kek
Frick nigers
>PAZUZU DIES TONIGHT!
Kek who the frick thought the guy who made this shit was going to make a satisfying sequel to The Exorcist?
Halloween 2018 has plenty of shills but to be fair it's a much lower bar making a shitty slasher film than a follow-up to one of the most iconic horrors of all time
That and what are they going to do that Conjuring series hasn’t? And Wan better than Green any fricking day
Does Pazuzu eat any epic peanut butter bahn mi sandwiches in this?
So why in literally ALL exorcism movies it's just some mid tier henchman and never the big G himself? Why doesn't he possess people instead of sending his minions...
And why don't good angels or something never show up to help? Is humanity alone against Evil?
>mid tier henchman and never the big G himself? Why doesn't he possess people instead of sending his minions...
Who? If you mean the devil 'imself he doesn't really have a good reason to possess anyone, actually no demon does, it's what Karras and Merrin talk about near the end of the original, they just want to corrupt good things and demoralize men in the process
>And why don't good angels or something never show up to help?
Catholics believe they do
>Is humanity alone against Evil?
Nah
The demon in The Excorcist is not a traditional christian demon.
There's no official list of "christian demons" lol, unless you consider this (don't click if you don't want to see demonic sigils)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lesser_Key_of_Solomon#The_Seventy-Two_Demons
And some of these are based on pagan gods/demons iirc
That's what I'm saying. It's not based on anything christian so don't expect it to work for Lucifer or something.
They're seen as demons in christianity, so of course they work for Lucifer, not being from christian origin doesn't mean anything
>They're seen as demons in christianity, so of course they work for Lucifer
How do these things overlap? You could see an egyptian god as a demon as well, doesn't mean they work for Lucifer
>How do these things overlap?
Demons are the legion of Satan, all of them are fallen angels that followed him in rebellion, including the so called gods of paganism
>doesn't mean they work for Lucifer
It does in Christianity, if you're not christian then it doesn't really follow I guess
>including the so called gods of paganism
That's dumb because Pazuzu and Osiris are literally ayys. Neither of which are even malevolent entities. Osiris is practically regarded as the Jesus of Egyptian myth.
Watch The Cleansing Hour
kermode's review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EYocIaYFYE
>The Exorcist without exorcists
You might as well make Pirates of the Caribbean without pirates or Jaws without sharks. What the frick is even the point? Who wants this?
Why is it always an ugly black girl? What do they have against good looking black girls like Ella Somethinski?
I'm going to see this tomorrow and I haven't seen the original, what am I in for
it's the equivalent of watching the force awakens instead of the original star wars
I hate to say this but that's insulting to the force awakens
Why did they bring back the mom from the original but not the daughter the one who was actually possessed
they do at the end
Linda Blair didn’t want to return to acting. She was a consultant or something.
> The Exorcist without exorcists
Stupid people will eat this up. Muh jump scares. My diversity. My fight against patriarchy and rapist priests. If there is any justice it’d bomb but it won’t. October. Budget is low
>After 10000 years the worst a demon can do is make some little girl puke
Really SCARY monsters you got there Blacks
Universal paid $400 million for a trilogy of this shit lol
What horror franchise will Bumhouse ruin next?
Still the bestorcist
>Not the sexxxorcist
NGMI
why does the white girl have crooked teeth while the black girl has a perfect smile?
why is the white girl in such a weird angle where she looks ugly and the black girl you can see her full face? im honestly tired of this shit
How can the P-man possess two people at the same time?
What was the last good possession movie? Let me rephrase - has there been any good possession movies since the original Exorcist?
>Gordon is planning a Hellraiser TV series
MAKE IT STOP!
Don’t worry. Hellraiser series got Zaslav’d. Been zero information on it since Discovery merger
How would you know if a Black person was possessed? In what way would their behaviour change?
You know blacks can't die in movies so whats the point
Black folk are the demon possessing America.
I will not watch the nignog flick.
Not because of the nignog, but because a nignog being prominently displayed means the writing is certain to be shit.
It is NOT in the file, it is NOT
>couldn't make a black only exorcist movie because everyone is too aware of hollywood's woke agenda at this point
>make it 50/50 black and white so you can still do some blackwashing
>still flops