Valkyrie chatting with Namor and Swordsman.
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Valkyrie chatting with Namor and Swordsman.
Valkyrie chatting with Namor and Swordsman.
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She must have been so wet
As I recall, they turned her hard gay later, because of course they did.
>hard gay
No she was also fricking Flash Thompson
Is that what she calls her horse?
That’s not true, they soul bonded her to an awful lesbian, which given her history should’ve been the last thing she would want to do. And then they kill her so that they could introduce synergy valkyrie but Cullen Bunn made damn sure to rescue his awful OC dyke and split them apart.
I always forget synergy Valkyrie, Runa, exists in mainline. They introduced the one in Exiles first but also used Jane as a new Valkyrie to have it both ways with killing her but keeping her "Thor" still going. So she's massively overshadowed and it makes you wonder why they bothered.
It's Namor's fault for not toweling off
bawd
you wouldn't have it any other way
Thats no Valkyrie!
This is a Valkerie!
This is a Valkyrie!
I think you wanted to go to /trash/?
>Swordsman
Really?
Sucks that they killed her off to replace her with the black version from the movies
The Writer chatting with two obscure DC characters.
Okay.
>So Asgardian swords are balanced differently than many Midgardian swords
>I see very interesting
>Speaking of swords would you like to see Namor's
She's a lesbian FYI
No, she's "bisexual"
She's a girl who likes a good time.
Swordsman wouldn't dare to cheat on mantis with valkyrie
>Swordsman wouldn't dare to cheat on mantis with valkyrie
He just watched her try to cuck him and cried about it.
Leotard Valkyrie or White bodysuit Valkyrie?
Leotard.
Leotard.
But comic…
Or movie?
Or inbetween?
She is the worst part of any project she touches
>She is the worst part of any project she touches
Not every project
Her talents are just wasted being a Disney cartoon character
What is she doing there? Is she raping those poor ladies who cant buy proper trousers?
FUUUUUUUUGGG MUH DICK
Battle Bikini
The good ol' days
Considering the entire Marvel Asgardian pantheon is basically space aliens do they have the right to send Valkyror to Midgard to spirit our bravest fallen warriors away or is that tantamount to kidnapping our ghosts?
Should we be going to Valhalla to free our dead heroes back from their captors? Are they still there after the events of the Ragnarok War saga??
>Considering the entire Marvel Asgardian pantheon is basically space aliens
They're literally the offspring of the elder gods of earth. Don't fall for that one page Warren Ellis wrote that is conflict with literally every other story of their origin.
I hate MCU Trannies that don't know the comic book lore, frick u moron
As a Thor fan, it's pissed me off since day one. Every time it's aliens, "magic is science we don't understand", or acting like the origin of Earths pantheons hasn't long been establish. They have no clue about the Demiurge or the Elder Gods or any of that.
What both of you idiots, the righoid and lefty, are thinking of was there was a brief period where she shared a body with a lesbian in a similar manner to Sif/Jane Foster did for awhile or Thor/Eric Masterson, Brunnhilde is bisexual.
Literally last month's Thor issue was about their origin and morons will still spout the "space aliens" shit.
One of my favorites I used to see was people going "um ackshully" was pointing out "alien" can still apply to other dimensions and not just ETs. This would be a valid point, if you ignore they're all born of mankind's faith and Thor in particular is the son of Gaia. It doesn't get more Earth-born than that.
I didn't bring up that one from her Defenders days since it'd add to the confusion
That wasn't the first time she shared a body with someone either I remember during her defenders era her soul was in the body of some bimbo
A couple of times, yeah.
>acting like the origin of Earths pantheons hasn't long been establish. They have no clue about the Demiurge or the Elder Gods or any of that.
You mean the pantheon of robot space aliens made by even bigger robot space aliens?
I saw that movie, too!
The Greek gods exist in the comics and in the movies, the eternals are a bit redundant I don't know what Jack Kirby wanted to do with them
The Eternals series was set in a weird marvel earth where no super-heroes existed so presumably there were no "gods" either
I though they were in the main universe, Jack Kirby even explains that the eternals are just more "evolved" humans like the inhumans, he also introduced the deviants that are basically mutant enternals
When it was first published, it was intended to be self-contained but it quickly got absorbed into continuity
Yeah that makes sense, it got very convoluted very fast
It's complicated. Some Marvel concepts such as Nick Fury and S.H.I.E.L.D exist in the series but superheroes seem to be entirely fictional since the Thing and the Hulk are both heavily implied to be fictional characters here. And obviously no superheroes ever appear in the series.
Eternals is lowkey arguably one of the most damaging movies to adapting a lot of Marvel's cosmology but you have to be a turbo-autist to know why.
... are you a turbo-autist, anon?
In the movies they're "aliens" even though in the first movie asgard was literally in another dimension and not in space, in the comics they are legit magical beings from another dimension
>Should we be going to Valhalla to free our dead heroes back from their captors? Are they still there after the events of the Ragnarok War saga??
I mean you can't free them cuz their bodies are dead so their souls can't return to a dead body they have to possess someone else or something
What if these aliens just take care of these souls like a babysitter? Or what if they are overseer of the next evolutionary step? What if they dont save these souls these souls just die forever?
these three look more interesting than any DC superhero.
Sif was wasted
Is Brunnhilde still dead?
Sadly, yes. It's just Jane and the not-MCU one who I've barely seen in anything. So just Jane really
Her wiki entry is just tags: mind control, body swap, lesbians. Does she ever actually do anything or have any good stories?
What wiki are you looking at? She's not a lesbian
I don't make the tags. Is she interesting or not?
What tags and where? I have no idea where you're getting "mind control" from either. I've looked at the comic wiki and I've even checked the MCU one if you're confusing the two. Neither have any of that
Does anyone else think this kind of looks like a threesome setup?
What is this thread?
thread's dead, Zed. thread's dead.