Warner Bros is giving YOU a $1 million budget to make a new theatrical Looney Tunes short.
The only stipulation is you need to pair two characters together that haven't interacted in previous shorts
What's your pitch
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Foghorn Leghorn and Marvin
Ok but what's the premise
Since Foghorn lives on a farm, a short against Marvin would probably involve the cattle mutilation conspiracy stuff
>Ok but what's the premise
Foghorn Leghorn and Marvin...
And?
Pepe and Speedy
A series of errors lead both to team up to avoid being cancelled
Lola Bunny and Penelope Pussycat, and I'd fill it with tons of fanservice.
Tweety Bird and the Road Runner
I don’t know who would torment who, but it’ll make people hate birds forever.
Elmer Fudd hunting the Road Runner. All ACME equipment works PERFECTLY AS INTENDED, but he is too dumb to catch the bird and messes it up, driving Wile extra insane.
Yosemite Sam as a James Bond spoof (who's too greedy and unlikeable to be taken seriously as the hero) fighting evil Porky Pig (who's too adorable to be taken seriously as a villain).
Marvin captures Taz to study. He comes back talking normally, scared of everything that reminds him the abduction. In the end, something triggers his old self and Marvin shows up again to be defeated.
>All ACME equipment works PERFECTLY AS INTENDE
But have it put together as shoddily as possible
Just to push Wile over the edge
Starts out with Yosemite Sam and Bugs Bunny contesting for land until Marvin lands his ship on top of Bugs Bunny and declares the area claimed for Mars. This escalates with them attacking each other until the entire town is destroyed and with nothing to claim, Marvin leaves. The last joke is Bugs Bunny recovering from being landed on and asking Sam if he still wants the last remaining structure.
Wile E Coyote is commissioned by an alphabet agency to hunt down a slew of dangerous threats to humanity (Taz, Belvedere, and Marvin). Wile E is ultimately successful despite his usual hijinks. Is rewarded with a nice chicken dinner.
Lola travels to Mars and ends up thwarting Tyr'ahnee's plan to invade the Earth.
Pepe le Pew flirting with Tyr'ahnee, and she's into it. The problem is that Marvin keeps finding them and kicking Pepe out. Marvin's building some sort of death ray to wipe the planet out, but every time he's nearly complete, Pepe sneaks back in and distracts Tyr'ahnee, meaning she doesn't supply Marvin something time-critical and his death ray explodes every time.
Here’s an unorthodox one
Swackhammer (Space Jam villain) is desperate to find attractions for Moron Mountain and finds Michigan J. Frog.
Hijinks ensue that eventually leads to him capturing Michigan and in a twist he actually dances for the crowd but the alien audience wanted to see an actual Earth frog instead of some “lame vaudeville animatronic”.
its already confirmed that michigan is a martian
and, funny enough, that the martian is from michigan
Legit a better follow-up to One Froggy Evening than the Jones directed one
Another Froggy Evening was really just the first one but with the gimmick of it happening throughout human history. At least we know Marvin can sing.
Elmer Fudd gets fed up with failing to hunt Bugs Bunny so he orders a time machine thinking it will be easier to kill one of Bug's evolutionary ancestors. He fails over and over until he goes all the way back to the first self replicating molecule, which he shoots and promptly deletes himself from existence..
Rocky- the no-nonsense gangster, and Charlie Dog- the desperate-for-a-master dog.
The short would revolve around Charlie being Rocky's lethally loyal accomplice in a complicated, multi-step bank heist. Rocky continuously threatens to "put 'im out ta pasture" if he doesn't straighten up. Luckily, everything DOES work out... until it's revealed that the artifact they stole is worthless/the wrong one, and they're locked in the safe.
Maybe a similar follow-up short could see them trying to break out of prison together.
Two new characters: a Red Hot Hood expy that's even sexier and also a bit dumb, and some loony villain guy trying to catch her and force her to marry him in the style of old silent movies (long twiddly moustache, top hat, etc) The gags are th girl being unaware of his schemes, and him constantly getting caught in his own traps to capture her. At the end when he almost gets her, she takes out some big gag weapon and blows him away. Maybe even have them in black and white, no dialogue (just music and intertitles), and have everything in the background animated and bouncing as an homage to old Fleischer Bros and Disney cartoons of the 20s and 30s.
Like a Pepe Le Pew skit crossed with Wil E Coyote and a bit of Betty Boop, but also as sexy as I can possibly get away with.
Daffy and Buddy, the latter taking heavy inspiration from how we has portrayed in Animaniacs.
Daffy is kidnapped by Busy who proceeds to forcibly split the duck between his screwball and egocentric sides with Buddy then fusing himself with the screwball side (in hopes of finally breaking it big). Buddy then tries to break it big while egocentric Daffy teams up with someone else, Bugs Bunny or maybe Slappy Squirel if it could be done, to get back his screwball side.
Bugs and Cool Cat
>Coyote is trying to catch the Roadrunner
>Marvin lands in the area to do a biological survey
>Marvin captures the Roadrunner once, scans him with some science shit, and then releases him
>Marvin tries capturing other life forms but no matter what keeps accidentally capturing the Roadrunner and having to release it
>The coyote slowly goes mad from watching Marvin seemingly effortlessly capturing the Roadrunner
>Marvin is slowly going mad because all he wants to do is examine a tarantula or a cactus or some shit but keeps ending up catching a roadrunner
>Ends with the Coyote finally snapping and trying to grab the Roadrunner from Marvin, only for Marvin to release the Roadrunner and capture the coyote
Porky runs a successfull dog training facility with 100% approval and plenty of dogs well trained.
A very rich fat woman (the same one of the coffee shop short) orders him to tame their "new dog".
Its Taz.
Daffy sees Porky and Petunia being happy together and decides to get a girlfriend. He then gets help from Pepe Le Pew, famous digital influencer and dating coach. Pepe tries his best to teach Daffy how to date.
Yosemite Sam Vs Marvin
Give it back, throw dirt on LT's grave.
Foghorn tries and fails to help Wile get the Roadrunner, and Pepe Le Pew is there too