Was Bilbo Grooming Frodo

very weird vibes, of a unmarried "uncle" adopting a young boy

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >evil cannot comprehend good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No one is good, save God. Bilbo was stuffing that bussy, so saith the lord

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I see evil subhumans spam these Tolkien quotes in YouTube comments sections it sucks what everything has devolved to

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Christ is King

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=158

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is it with degenerate midwits, that they always need to sexualise the hobbits?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >What is it with degenerate midwits, that they always need to sexualise the hobbits?
      projection. its how they see the world. they actually only look at people on a spectrum of 'would i have sex with this person/thing/creature/object if i was this other person/thing/creature/object.'

      they arent just moronic, they are programed to be this way by society.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Visits traditional catholic parish
      >Pews full of ankle biters
      >Where did all these children come from?
      Degens really think they "get" sex to the point they believe they have a monopoly on understanding it. Meanwhile those "prudes" in healthy relationships are shaggin like rabbits.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We also don't see any toilets in Middle-Earth. Doesn't anyone go to the bathroom in those books? - GRRM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      disgusting corpulent pervert

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >current mood: horny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can't imagine this fat turd having sex either

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, anon. There was once a time, not too long ago, when people lived with one another and had close, non-sexual relations that were normal because their heads weren't filled with pornography and weird sex ideology.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >HE WAS ONLY 25 YOU SICK FRICK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was 21 which I believe is prime hobbit twink age

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Actually Bilbo and Frodo's relationship is based on CS Lewis's platonic relationships with a series of homosexual men.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's just your own baggage and proclivities. There is nothing usual, sexual, or untoward about an uncle taking in his recently orphaned nephew.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed. After all, Tolkien's own parents died when he was raised by a Catholic priest.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        *Tolkien's parents died when he was a boy, and he was raised by a Catholic priest.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Always been pretty skeptical of "this guy who has been dead for twenty years molesteted someone who has also ben dead for decades" claims. At least in the States, there is always a member of the tribe involved in the bulky abuse reports put out by the government.

        >t. St. Damien we pray that may God send ass cancer and long life to any actual kiddie diddlers.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't have an heir and he wanted to screw the sackville bagginses out of their inheritance. If anything he adopted Frodo out of spite and only came to give a shit about him much later.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If Hobbit law allowed for adoptive heirs, the only reason why Bilbo wouldn't have done so is if he was as miserable and selfish as the Sackvilles. They only thought they would inherit because they thought that he was.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of suspicious that neither Bilbo nor Frodo got married

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >adopt your nephew because a. He's been orphaned, b. He was always a kindred spirit, c. It'll frick over those buttholes you've had to put up with your entire life
      Keep thinking its for gay sex though

      Curse of the ringbearer, stabbed by the Nazgul, analogy for PTSD after the first World War

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Irresponsible 20s
    >Coming of age 33
    Literally me I might be more responsible than Frodo if I flip burgers before 33

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >coming of age at 33
    Only one more year

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >33
      Masonic ritual

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hmmm, now what should I name my hero? He is stout, girthy, durable, and finds that when he is put under pressure he can squeeze into the tightest crevices of Smaug's lair
    >Sir your wife is on the telephone, she has misplaced her dildo and was wondering if you knew where it was
    >Eureka...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >she has misplaced her dildo and was wondering if you knew where it was
      We could pass through the Mines of Moria. My cousin, Ballin', would give us a royal welcome.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kill zoomers. Behead zoomers. Roundhouse kick a zoomer into the concrete. Slam dunk a zoomer baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy zoomers. Defecate in a zoomers food. Launch zoomers into the sun. Stir fry zoomers in a wok. Toss zoomers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a zoomers gas tank. Judo throw zoomers into a wood chipper. Twist zoomers heads off. Report zoomers to the IRS. Karate chop zoomers in half.

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