>What is it with degenerate midwits, that they always need to sexualise the hobbits?
projection. its how they see the world. they actually only look at people on a spectrum of 'would i have sex with this person/thing/creature/object if i was this other person/thing/creature/object.'
they arent just moronic, they are programed to be this way by society.
>Visits traditional catholic parish >Pews full of ankle biters >Where did all these children come from?
Degens really think they "get" sex to the point they believe they have a monopoly on understanding it. Meanwhile those "prudes" in healthy relationships are shaggin like rabbits.
No, anon. There was once a time, not too long ago, when people lived with one another and had close, non-sexual relations that were normal because their heads weren't filled with pornography and weird sex ideology.
Always been pretty skeptical of "this guy who has been dead for twenty years molesteted someone who has also ben dead for decades" claims. At least in the States, there is always a member of the tribe involved in the bulky abuse reports put out by the government.
>t. St. Damien we pray that may God send ass cancer and long life to any actual kiddie diddlers.
He didn't have an heir and he wanted to screw the sackville bagginses out of their inheritance. If anything he adopted Frodo out of spite and only came to give a shit about him much later.
If Hobbit law allowed for adoptive heirs, the only reason why Bilbo wouldn't have done so is if he was as miserable and selfish as the Sackvilles. They only thought they would inherit because they thought that he was.
>adopt your nephew because a. He's been orphaned, b. He was always a kindred spirit, c. It'll frick over those buttholes you've had to put up with your entire life
Keep thinking its for gay sex though
Curse of the ringbearer, stabbed by the Nazgul, analogy for PTSD after the first World War
>Hmmm, now what should I name my hero? He is stout, girthy, durable, and finds that when he is put under pressure he can squeeze into the tightest crevices of Smaug's lair >Sir your wife is on the telephone, she has misplaced her dildo and was wondering if you knew where it was >Eureka...
>she has misplaced her dildo and was wondering if you knew where it was
We could pass through the Mines of Moria. My cousin, Ballin', would give us a royal welcome.
Kill zoomers. Behead zoomers. Roundhouse kick a zoomer into the concrete. Slam dunk a zoomer baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy zoomers. Defecate in a zoomers food. Launch zoomers into the sun. Stir fry zoomers in a wok. Toss zoomers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a zoomers gas tank. Judo throw zoomers into a wood chipper. Twist zoomers heads off. Report zoomers to the IRS. Karate chop zoomers in half.
>evil cannot comprehend good
No one is good, save God. Bilbo was stuffing that bussy, so saith the lord
Yeah I see evil subhumans spam these Tolkien quotes in YouTube comments sections it sucks what everything has devolved to
Christ is King
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What is it with degenerate midwits, that they always need to sexualise the hobbits?
>What is it with degenerate midwits, that they always need to sexualise the hobbits?
projection. its how they see the world. they actually only look at people on a spectrum of 'would i have sex with this person/thing/creature/object if i was this other person/thing/creature/object.'
they arent just moronic, they are programed to be this way by society.
>Visits traditional catholic parish
>Pews full of ankle biters
>Where did all these children come from?
Degens really think they "get" sex to the point they believe they have a monopoly on understanding it. Meanwhile those "prudes" in healthy relationships are shaggin like rabbits.
We also don't see any toilets in Middle-Earth. Doesn't anyone go to the bathroom in those books? - GRRM
disgusting corpulent pervert
>current mood: horny
I can't imagine this fat turd having sex either
No, anon. There was once a time, not too long ago, when people lived with one another and had close, non-sexual relations that were normal because their heads weren't filled with pornography and weird sex ideology.
>HE WAS ONLY 25 YOU SICK FRICK
He was 21 which I believe is prime hobbit twink age
Actually Bilbo and Frodo's relationship is based on CS Lewis's platonic relationships with a series of homosexual men.
That's just your own baggage and proclivities. There is nothing usual, sexual, or untoward about an uncle taking in his recently orphaned nephew.
Indeed. After all, Tolkien's own parents died when he was raised by a Catholic priest.
*Tolkien's parents died when he was a boy, and he was raised by a Catholic priest.
Always been pretty skeptical of "this guy who has been dead for twenty years molesteted someone who has also ben dead for decades" claims. At least in the States, there is always a member of the tribe involved in the bulky abuse reports put out by the government.
>t. St. Damien we pray that may God send ass cancer and long life to any actual kiddie diddlers.
He didn't have an heir and he wanted to screw the sackville bagginses out of their inheritance. If anything he adopted Frodo out of spite and only came to give a shit about him much later.
If Hobbit law allowed for adoptive heirs, the only reason why Bilbo wouldn't have done so is if he was as miserable and selfish as the Sackvilles. They only thought they would inherit because they thought that he was.
Kind of suspicious that neither Bilbo nor Frodo got married
>adopt your nephew because a. He's been orphaned, b. He was always a kindred spirit, c. It'll frick over those buttholes you've had to put up with your entire life
Keep thinking its for gay sex though
Curse of the ringbearer, stabbed by the Nazgul, analogy for PTSD after the first World War
>Irresponsible 20s
>Coming of age 33
Literally me I might be more responsible than Frodo if I flip burgers before 33
>coming of age at 33
Only one more year
>33
Masonic ritual
>Hmmm, now what should I name my hero? He is stout, girthy, durable, and finds that when he is put under pressure he can squeeze into the tightest crevices of Smaug's lair
>Sir your wife is on the telephone, she has misplaced her dildo and was wondering if you knew where it was
>Eureka...
>she has misplaced her dildo and was wondering if you knew where it was
We could pass through the Mines of Moria. My cousin, Ballin', would give us a royal welcome.
Kill zoomers. Behead zoomers. Roundhouse kick a zoomer into the concrete. Slam dunk a zoomer baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy zoomers. Defecate in a zoomers food. Launch zoomers into the sun. Stir fry zoomers in a wok. Toss zoomers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a zoomers gas tank. Judo throw zoomers into a wood chipper. Twist zoomers heads off. Report zoomers to the IRS. Karate chop zoomers in half.