Was Lynchs Dune even that bad ?

Was Lynch’s Dune even that bad ?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no it's kino

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      soul

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like a A MassivePiece of Shit

    The book I mean. There is barely any insight into the actual production of the film and I felt ripped off.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course not.
    It's not even Lynch's worst, and Lynch's worst is still leagues better than anything Villeneuve has ever made.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lynch's worst is still leagues better than anything Villeneuve has ever made.
      So you're telling me that Elephant Man is better than Enemy? Okay fella.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Enemy is Villeneuve's worst movie. Absolute pretentious tripe.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        100% yes not even memeing.

      • 2 months ago
        The Tolkien Society

        The Elephant Man is Lynch's best film, and one of the best films ever made.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've never seen a lynch movie aside from dune, could you try to convince me why I should watch it? I don't know anything about his movies.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally not even a genuine Lynch film.
          It's just generic Hollywood drama that happens to have been directed by Lynch.
          If you think it's his best, that means you like studio-films, and dislike Lynch.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got some enjoyment from watching so it's alright. The first half is very promising but it really starts to shit the bed in the second half. But I wouldn't call it the worst thing ever and it's mostly dogpiling journalists and morons who never watched it that senselessly shit on it.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it wasn't very good but it did look great. The problem is that the whole movie is just one giant exposition dump, though I guess there's something charming about it since the book is exactly that so in a way its weirdly faithful to the book

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Don't let Cinemaphile contrarians tell you otherwise.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphile contrarians
      Redditor detected.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not great but probably still the best adaptation we're ever gonna get, besides the SyFy miniseries.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >besides the SyFy miniseries.
      And the porn game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm actually leaning on the miniseries being the best at this point. It's definitely the truest to the books. I thought their version of Dune was pretty meh, but Children of Dune was actually good.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's really bad yes, from the start it seems confused on how a book adaptation should even be handled.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've never read the book.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spicediver edit is good.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sometimes wonder if the Cinemaphile contrarians have actually even watched Lynch Dune, because they would pillory it if it came out today. The "muh source material" autists in particular would flip their lids about the ending.
    >Sting's role
    >Heart Plugs
    >Baron Harkonnen makeup
    >cubic shield sfx
    >second half of the story speedrun
    >ending of the book changed
    The movie is interesting and it's not completely without merit but it made truly bizarre choices and they ran out of money halfway through filming. Dino Delaurentis was on coke and Lynch is Lynch.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of those were a problem to me as I’m not a bookgay. The source material is goofy as frick and Lynch did it justice by making a hilarious crazy flick which I enjoyed unlike both of the nu-dunes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The defense bookgays make for Lynch's Dune is "it got the spirit right" even though it ignored loads of the themes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it ignored loads of the themes.
        Bullshit. You think stuff like weirding modules counts as themes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dishonestkun no one has ever defended those things. Even people that love the movie admit that the second half is bad. You win no points today better luck next time.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Soul Kino

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Lynch version is colourful and interesting to look at. Villeneuve's is all grey and beige.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Lynch movie and the Villeneuve movie have the opposite pros and cons. Lynch movie is visually fantastic but narratively a huge mess, Villeneuve's movies make more sense as a story but look dull and sterile. The ideal adaptation would be the cross between both these movies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Villeneuve's movies make more sense as a story
      A story. Okay. But that story is not Dune.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dune was never a good book and was never going to be a good movie.

    Especially when 90% of the book is exposition on useless information and requires the viewer to know a billion made-up words.

    Even Lynch, with all his abstractness, couldn’t get Normies to memories a pamphlet of gibberish before a movie.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >an oral history

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah what does that even mean? It’s a fricking book. Maybe it’s referring to the oral the author gives himself.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you quoting, newfriend?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The book in the OP, moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      anal history is more up your alley?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's heart was in the right place but couldn't quite execute. That said there are moments of greatness.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hating popular (not that popular though) thing you haven't watched is not a personality. No one is impressed, even in this shithole. You're delusional.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first half was a nearly perfect film. Sadly because of lack of technology and lots of meddling and also lynch not really being a sci fi or action director the second half fell apart. Still the first half is so good it makes up for that and stands as the best version of dune aside from the miniseries. Only lynch was truly able to capture the mystery and weirdness of the dune universe.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It just needed to be a bit longer is it’s biggest problem.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody actually read those books.
    LOTR is judged being a pretty hard read.
    It's fine. Or Dune is terrible.
    Maybe booth. I never made it further than 20% into Dune, they were having some formal eating thingy and I had to learn a lot of things that i decided I truly do not care about.
    Dune is shitty books. Get used to it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why billionaires don't let this kids have ipads or iphones. Reminder, if the billionaires do something there's probably a good reason for it. Exposure to social media in their formative years is the number one cause of adult malfunction.
      If any of you have children do everything in your power to give them a normal unplugged life for as long as you can. Social media destroys attention spans and can permanently fry your dopamine receptors. This poster is a prime example of what being raised on facebook and twitter does to a person.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This poster is a prime example
        Wait wait buddy, what are you trying to say about me? (it's actually obvious...BUT STILL)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not your fault I don't blame you. I've been trying for years to get my best friend to read good books and it's just not possible. He actually told me he read dune the other day. I was stunned until he said he listened to it on audiobook.
          Reading is a dying art sadly, and it's not any particular persons fault. We're just wired to seek the most stimulus possible and sadly moving pictures will always beat black letters on a white page.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've read hundreds, perhaps even low thousands of sci-fi books.
            Dune is a pain in the ass.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's because it requires higher thought, there are many tiers of writing. Much of scifi writing fits into the bing bing wahoo category. Dune is not that kind of book. It's slow and cerebral. If you're looking for action and adventure you're looking in the wrong place. Action in dune is just a biproduct never the focus.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well, tell your gf about it.
                Good luck with that.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >we're paving the way
                Yeah paving the way to extinction lmao. Giving women rights was the equivalent decision to playing russian roulette with a fully loaded pistol for society.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >playing russian roulette with a fully loaded pistol for society.
                You don't need to fully load a pistol, that's not how pistols work, you're thinking revolvers.
                Aynways, I'm the guy you replied to and yes, that's extinction stuff. Or maybe the rise of the white master race. Excluding israelites. Who knows.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing bad about it.

    It's great from start to finish. The "it's bad" myth started because Lynch was uncomfortable with being a mainstream director since he always considered himself an auteur, so he couldn't get over being not given final cut.

    I saw that recut extended version and all the additions are just lame and superfluous.
    I think the original theatrical cut flows perfectly fine and works perfectly well.

    Almost everything about that movie is iconic.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    first half was great
    second half was dire
    producer fricked it
    most frustrating movie ever

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moronic baron
    >Tons of exposition
    >wonky special effects
    >Paul's actor has zero charisma, even less than Chalamet
    >fricking kungfu voice
    >moronic second half
    >bad costume design
    >rushed second half
    >Fremen look like hillbillies

    It does some things better than DUNC (better Chani, Kynes, more faithful in some parts, such as thr Space Guildsmen being present and Alia existing) but overall it's worse than Denis' adaptation.

    Honestly, if each DUNC was half an hour longer, including some extra stuff like the captured Sardaukar, Thufir's scheme, extended Feyd Rautha, Count Fenring, the Garden and the dinner scenes, they could have been definitely the superior version by everyone.

    But there's still stuff that irk me

    >Dumbing down of ecological theme (almost nonexistent apart from some mentions of "green paradise")
    >dumbing down of religious, messianic and islamic themes (stilgar, although likeable, is written very one-sided, almost to the point of comic relief)
    >Zendaya is terrible and her character is worse. Chani is the reason why I'm skeptical for Messiah
    >Arrakeen's design was ridiculously lazy

    And some others I can't remember. But I expected the movie(s) to be way worse when they were announced. Messiah will have some interesting shit, like the Facedancers, Guild navigator and the whole AliaxGhola shit, plus it turns the Messianic allegories up to a ten so there's that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>bad costume design
      Baiting with an empty hook, could you at least make an attempt next time?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the Lynch version's costuming was God tier.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if you could do the movie without explaining anything . Just play the events out as they appear in the book . Make it so it’s not a “movie about the future” but a movie FROM the future .

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was a mess
    I liked the costumes but otherwise it wasn't good

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