ITT: genetic failure homosexuals upset they had to work 10x as hard as moronic athletes who got full rides to their dream school. Daily reminder that life isn’t fair, manchild Black folk
Who needs to read when you can catch a ball and go to top universities in the world for free while whiny Black folk (you) need to work three jobs and sell your butthole to make tuition
>Poor English
You got morons like dion waiters who couldn’t read a script to save his life yet makes millions of dollars while you, a poor whiny Black person, spends time on a Chinese shithole website jerking off to cartoons. Again, who gives a frick about needing to read shit?
12 months ago
Anonymous
I know, Dion Waiters is an actual millionaire. It’s kind of crazy how far you can go in life if you’re in the top 1% of anything skill wise. I mean that dude might actually be moronic too, eating a whole bag of weed gummies and having a seizure on the team plane. I think the moral of the story should have been it’s ok not to be able to read as long as you play a sport that doesn’t put holes in your brain.
What about them? They just keep doing what they did in high school. The tutors do all the work for them anyway and just take the tests whenever they want.
12 months ago
Anonymous
I think he's referring to what happens to them afterwards, when only 4% or so go on to play professionally and the rest are suddenly thrown into a world that doesn't give a shit about them after being treated as celebrities for the first 22 years of life?
12 months ago
Anonymous
Unless they end up like complete junkies, they will end up with a normal job married to a girl from the volleyball team or something. Considering how good they said David was, he probably got a full ride to TCU, Baylor, and Tech and probably to a bunch of smaller schools in Texas. They seriously give athletes so many resources while in school compared to regular students
>go to top university on a full ride >get degree in home economics or history of sports >blow knee out before you become a starter at your position >dreams evaporate as you graduate with a worthless degree and a lingering headache
Most likely, Blake bortles did an interview where he was asked what he would be doing if he didn’t do football. He said construction and smoking cigs. Most of these guys are morons but they won’t be saddled with debt coming out of school and lots of connections just based on their college experience to get them those jobs. Compared to normie gays who have student loans plus no connections to get them to the front of the line for jobs even if they had internships
It’s not that he can’t read it’s more that he barely paid attention to what Hank said because he was lazy. He probably honestly thought it was called Propeen instead of propane
No, the American education system got the way it is because of stupid teachers passing dumb students along because they're terrified of hurting their fee-fees and having parents scream at them.
That wasn’t the problem you fricking moron. They were giving him a pass because they had money invested in the school sports team. They didn’t care about his feelings, they just wanted to use his body.
yeah, exactly I'm not even from the gen it started getting bad, but one of my fave teachers basically told me they had a genuine senior that couldn't read. The kid was just smart enough to copy other people homework but the teacher realize they were so dumb they would do that change the answer thing by just adding random words and they just kept skirting through.
yeah sadly it was less of that and more our school system had dumbass rules that said you couldn't give kids to low of grades. So he really just breezed by because you couldn't just fail em. I unfortunately also knew a guy with a 1.2 gpa but he still walked and was talking shit the whole time.
Yeah, most Peggy conflicts stem from her own blatant pride, but this one was just her being the only one who had the brass to do her job and not give special treatment.
>STRIKKLAND PROPENE DOES NOT HAVE A VENDING MACHINE IT SMELLS AND I THANK GOD EVERY DAY I GET HOME THAT I DIDN'T GET EXPLODED >THE END
This guy probably shouldn't even have been at school period.
Of course she was
She was standing in the way of Arlen High School’s glory over something inconsequential to an athlete
Peggy should of stayed in her Spanish class room and away from something as important as the grid iron coliseum known as American Football.
It's a ancient Roman phrase; it describes political rule by distraction, not public service. Keep the people fed and entertained, don't worry about making their lives better.
>be america >invent a sport >steal the name of an existing sport, causing confusion >be the only country that plays this sport >no matter what, you always win >everyone gets angry and riots
#JustAmericaThings
More like rugby is the gay man’s American football. Running around with those fat asses in those tight shorts. Motherfrickers have brains that shrunk inside their skull casings.
>the sport where you are encouraged and even selected for your ability to brutalize a man by accident to the point where the armor plating is demonstrably needed is more tame than some homosexuals cavorting around in tights
Do eurogays really?
Why is America so fricking obsessed with football we're willing to give highschoolers a free pass in school?
Why are the rest of you irrelevant "countries" so obsessed with Soccer? You make excuses for the players bad behavior and riot worse than Americans ever have.
> everyone gets angry and riots
No one’s getting beheaded from American football. Soccer absolutely has the most crazed violent fans world wide
Hell all it took for England to be extremely racist after sticking their nose up to those “awful Americans” was losing one soccer game
I know this is bait but do people actually think about the "be the only ones that win" thing outside the US when talking american football? we dont like each other, "we" dont win shit unless its our team winning lol
Other countries also offer college education to athletes, but my perception from American media is that the bar is much lower in the US, but who knows, maybe that's just a trope
I actually wonder what the deal is with this episode. Ricky Suggs should have still been there and I guess you could say that he was still injured but the episode acts like David has always been Arlen High's big star instead of coming up after Ricky was injured.
This is one of those rare instances where Peggy was right but because it's her you still hate her. David needed extra help instead of being coddled. In the end he still got preferential treatment but he at least tried for the first time.
I love how there was a Peggy at the high school already. What a great episode.
I thought the back and forth was handled well in this episode. Other times the writers make Peggy too ham-fistedly dumb or stubborn but here you had more nuance with Hank having to face up to the reality of all the bullshit everyone else was willing to pull. And make no mistake, the student athlete system is filled with bullshit. Basically sets up 99% of them who can't go pro and rake in fat endorsements for failure in the long run.
That fricking essay David writes followed by Hank taking a shot of beer cracks me up every time.
Yes. The student athlete system abuses students by not paying them and lets them pass their courses no matter how moronic they are, so the 90% of them that don't make it to be pro end up being useless morons
Nah but it also doesn’t matter. If the parents dont care like his mom, i say let it happen. He’ll either play college and go pro (less than 5% chance) or become a used car sells man. It doesnt matter, specially if its highschool.
She should've done far more, bringing to light all the other teachers who had given him good grades, contributed to him being a barely literate mollycoddled manchild that expected to always get his way Because Sports. The way he acted before Peggy stepped in, he probably would've ended up killing someone (probably his wife) in a few years. As it stands he was himself outraged to find out that people had been giving him free passes that he didn't earn.
It was one of the very very few good things Peggy did.
Not this time. Stopped clock, twice a day, etc. Hell, David himself would agree he's better off now that he knows people were giving him passing grades when he should've been getting Fs.
Yes, that's the plot. Things reached such a sorry state that his own mother was going around pretending he was moronic to get him out of having to work. Which made him go "oh my God" and seek out help. He even makes a point of saying that he should've been doing better, because apparently he was so shit people were ready to believe he was moronic.
I don’t know how to feel because I was genuinely moronic when it came to math until I was in my twenties
Everything else I was ok to quite good at. But math just was impossible. I’d end up writing random numbers to fill in answers just so I didn’t hand in blank pages
Peggy actually cared about david. He didn't even try and though he could go through his life on his laurels. David will face adversity in his adult life and peggy was preparing him for it. Everyone else saw david as a meathead useful for one thing and didn't acually care for david.
Obviously not. She’s the only one who actually expected something out of him besides playing football. Even David’s own mom didn’t think he had a chance outside football which is why she went had to say he was special needs
Yes, modern education leaves people unprepared for the "real world" and is largely a scheme to give young people high-interest loans they normally would not have had otherwise, he literally could have had a career playing football and now his life is screwed.
If they found out they were spoofing his grades Peggy would probably be the scapegoat. She did her job. That kid wasn't likely gonna go pro anyways, best they do is usually NCAA. Peggy is usually a b***h but she was right on this case to focus on his education instead
No, students need to be held to standards
frick football, boring ass sport with two minutes of play and 3 hours of downtime.
Its just dragonball z for boomers.
This.
As a Texan, I can appreciate the love of football people have, but that isn't an excuse to welch on your obligations.
ITT: genetic failure homosexuals upset they had to work 10x as hard as moronic athletes who got full rides to their dream school. Daily reminder that life isn’t fair, manchild Black folk
Genetic failure is upset he can't graduate because he can't read at a highschool level.
Who needs to read when you can catch a ball and go to top universities in the world for free while whiny Black folk (you) need to work three jobs and sell your butthole to make tuition
there's a bunch of other kids going to universities for free just cause they can catch a ball
what makes him stands out from all these other kids
>bunch of other kids.
I don’t think you understand how rare it is to go to top universities in the US for free just for a sport.
Your poor English in your response to a message suggesting you can't read gave me a sensible chuckle.
>Poor English
You got morons like dion waiters who couldn’t read a script to save his life yet makes millions of dollars while you, a poor whiny Black person, spends time on a Chinese shithole website jerking off to cartoons. Again, who gives a frick about needing to read shit?
I know, Dion Waiters is an actual millionaire. It’s kind of crazy how far you can go in life if you’re in the top 1% of anything skill wise. I mean that dude might actually be moronic too, eating a whole bag of weed gummies and having a seizure on the team plane. I think the moral of the story should have been it’s ok not to be able to read as long as you play a sport that doesn’t put holes in your brain.
And what of all the Black folk that DO go to top universities because they can ball?
What about them? They just keep doing what they did in high school. The tutors do all the work for them anyway and just take the tests whenever they want.
I think he's referring to what happens to them afterwards, when only 4% or so go on to play professionally and the rest are suddenly thrown into a world that doesn't give a shit about them after being treated as celebrities for the first 22 years of life?
Unless they end up like complete junkies, they will end up with a normal job married to a girl from the volleyball team or something. Considering how good they said David was, he probably got a full ride to TCU, Baylor, and Tech and probably to a bunch of smaller schools in Texas. They seriously give athletes so many resources while in school compared to regular students
>go to top university on a full ride
>get degree in home economics or history of sports
>blow knee out before you become a starter at your position
>dreams evaporate as you graduate with a worthless degree and a lingering headache
Simple. Become an assistant coach at your school and use your connections to stay in sports. You dont think This has happened before?
This sort of thing is how you end up with people like Bill who peaked in high school and have nothing to offer or fall back on once thats gone.
Honestly, David probably is ending up in a dead end desk job.
Most likely, Blake bortles did an interview where he was asked what he would be doing if he didn’t do football. He said construction and smoking cigs. Most of these guys are morons but they won’t be saddled with debt coming out of school and lots of connections just based on their college experience to get them those jobs. Compared to normie gays who have student loans plus no connections to get them to the front of the line for jobs even if they had internships
If you read the "propeen" essay David wrote, he'd be lucky to get that much. He's borderline illiterate.
It’s not that he can’t read it’s more that he barely paid attention to what Hank said because he was lazy. He probably honestly thought it was called Propeen instead of propane
That's better than what most people get.
No, the American education system got the way it is because of stupid teachers passing dumb students along because they're terrified of hurting their fee-fees and having parents scream at them.
That wasn’t the problem you fricking moron. They were giving him a pass because they had money invested in the school sports team. They didn’t care about his feelings, they just wanted to use his body.
And being called racist, don't forget that
>brain damaged racist
You need to go /b/ack
yeah, exactly I'm not even from the gen it started getting bad, but one of my fave teachers basically told me they had a genuine senior that couldn't read. The kid was just smart enough to copy other people homework but the teacher realize they were so dumb they would do that change the answer thing by just adding random words and they just kept skirting through.
Funny thing is they genuinely believe this works and that they are outsmarting the professor
yeah sadly it was less of that and more our school system had dumbass rules that said you couldn't give kids to low of grades. So he really just breezed by because you couldn't just fail em. I unfortunately also knew a guy with a 1.2 gpa but he still walked and was talking shit the whole time.
In a lot of schools, the football program is how they get the budget.
This is one of the few cases where Peggy was 100% right and David even realized it.
Yeah, most Peggy conflicts stem from her own blatant pride, but this one was just her being the only one who had the brass to do her job and not give special treatment.
what about the vomitondo?
>STRIKKLAND PROPENE DOES NOT HAVE A VENDING MACHINE IT SMELLS AND I THANK GOD EVERY DAY I GET HOME THAT I DIDN'T GET EXPLODED
>THE END
This guy probably shouldn't even have been at school period.
Of course she was
She was standing in the way of Arlen High School’s glory over something inconsequential to an athlete
Peggy should of stayed in her Spanish class room and away from something as important as the grid iron coliseum known as American Football.
Found the MAGAtard
>rent free original flavor.
Baited you, beeatch
Why is America so fricking obsessed with football we're willing to give highschoolers a free pass in school?
It's the circus part of "Bread and Circus"
Anon, explain.
It's a ancient Roman phrase; it describes political rule by distraction, not public service. Keep the people fed and entertained, don't worry about making their lives better.
>making their lives better
That is exactly the scam that "bread and circuses" describes.
Oh yeah, Romans famously hated anyone who tried to make their lives better and thought it was a scam. Galaxy brain moment
>be america
>invent a sport
>steal the name of an existing sport, causing confusion
>be the only country that plays this sport
>no matter what, you always win
>everyone gets angry and riots
#JustAmericaThings
You forgot to mention that playing the sport literally causes brain damage (CTE)
Football's not special. Look at all the ex-hockey players that end up drooling morons.
And? What does that add? Take your whataboutism somewhere else, don't try to derail the topic.
Are all Americans this whiny?
You deleted your other comment just to say this? Is it because you realized how dumb you looked? Coward
>every anon is the same person
Schizo
How do you know the anon didnt get banned?
Two things. The number of posters in the thread didn't increase after you posted. And that post didn't include anything banworthy, just idiocy
Peggy tier post
Get back in the spanish classroom, vamōs
football is literally a more tame rugby.
More gay rugby maybe
What other sport breeds a man than kisses his son on the mouth?
More like rugby is the gay man’s American football. Running around with those fat asses in those tight shorts. Motherfrickers have brains that shrunk inside their skull casings.
>the sport where you are encouraged and even selected for your ability to brutalize a man by accident to the point where the armor plating is demonstrably needed is more tame than some homosexuals cavorting around in tights
Do eurogays really?
Euros don't play rugby. Aussies do, and they beat the piss out of yanks any day
Oooooooh Aussie cum! Aussie cum in my ass baby! So big so strong! Aussie a wild man. Rawr!
The definition of Eurogay is if they get invited to Eurovision, anon. Everyone knows that.
I didn't know Canada was euro
Well now you do, anon, you've been educated. Mentally enriched. Good for you.
>stop playing every 5 seconds so the roided Black person can catch his breath.
American football is literally the lazy man's rugby.
Why are the rest of you irrelevant "countries" so obsessed with Soccer? You make excuses for the players bad behavior and riot worse than Americans ever have.
>Be not American
>Seethe about Americans on American website
Didn't that sport actually came from Canada?
gets angry and riots
soccer fans known to do this. Always a riot, while football is just bunch of people in the streets.
>is just bunch of people in the streets
>its not terrorism its a lone wolf
Its never the thing that it is when america does it.
That's not how things are named you moron
> everyone gets angry and riots
No one’s getting beheaded from American football. Soccer absolutely has the most crazed violent fans world wide
Hell all it took for England to be extremely racist after sticking their nose up to those “awful Americans” was losing one soccer game
That has more to do with Americans being cowardly and two-faced than anything.
I know this is bait but do people actually think about the "be the only ones that win" thing outside the US when talking american football? we dont like each other, "we" dont win shit unless its our team winning lol
Other countries also offer college education to athletes, but my perception from American media is that the bar is much lower in the US, but who knows, maybe that's just a trope
Is this one of those threads where everyone pretends they didn't already watch the episode
No
I actually wonder what the deal is with this episode. Ricky Suggs should have still been there and I guess you could say that he was still injured but the episode acts like David has always been Arlen High's big star instead of coming up after Ricky was injured.
This is one of those rare instances where Peggy was right but because it's her you still hate her. David needed extra help instead of being coddled. In the end he still got preferential treatment but he at least tried for the first time.
I love how there was a Peggy at the high school already. What a great episode.
>I thank God every day I don't get esploded
I thought the back and forth was handled well in this episode. Other times the writers make Peggy too ham-fistedly dumb or stubborn but here you had more nuance with Hank having to face up to the reality of all the bullshit everyone else was willing to pull. And make no mistake, the student athlete system is filled with bullshit. Basically sets up 99% of them who can't go pro and rake in fat endorsements for failure in the long run.
That fricking essay David writes followed by Hank taking a shot of beer cracks me up every time.
Yes. The student athlete system abuses students by not paying them and lets them pass their courses no matter how moronic they are, so the 90% of them that don't make it to be pro end up being useless morons
Ah, you mad because I'm talking about your brain damage?
Nah but it also doesn’t matter. If the parents dont care like his mom, i say let it happen. He’ll either play college and go pro (less than 5% chance) or become a used car sells man. It doesnt matter, specially if its highschool.
The only scene I remember from this was when his parents faked him being moronic to gain Peggy's sympathy.
Oh? Is that what your report said? Of course you didn't post it, though.
=3
Imagine being friends with a janny
Imagine making shit up because you keep deleting your own posts
Nta
She should've done far more, bringing to light all the other teachers who had given him good grades, contributed to him being a barely literate mollycoddled manchild that expected to always get his way Because Sports. The way he acted before Peggy stepped in, he probably would've ended up killing someone (probably his wife) in a few years. As it stands he was himself outraged to find out that people had been giving him free passes that he didn't earn.
It was one of the very very few good things Peggy did.
VERY few.
>Was Peggy wrong
The answer to this question (from season 2 onward) is always yes.
Not this time. Stopped clock, twice a day, etc. Hell, David himself would agree he's better off now that he knows people were giving him passing grades when he should've been getting Fs.
He's just saying that because his mom was telling everybody he's moronic
Yes, that's the plot. Things reached such a sorry state that his own mother was going around pretending he was moronic to get him out of having to work. Which made him go "oh my God" and seek out help. He even makes a point of saying that he should've been doing better, because apparently he was so shit people were ready to believe he was moronic.
WHERE'S ALL MY SWANKS?
I don’t know how to feel because I was genuinely moronic when it came to math until I was in my twenties
Everything else I was ok to quite good at. But math just was impossible. I’d end up writing random numbers to fill in answers just so I didn’t hand in blank pages
Peggy actually cared about david. He didn't even try and though he could go through his life on his laurels. David will face adversity in his adult life and peggy was preparing him for it. Everyone else saw david as a meathead useful for one thing and didn't acually care for david.
Obviously not. She’s the only one who actually expected something out of him besides playing football. Even David’s own mom didn’t think he had a chance outside football which is why she went had to say he was special needs
Texas High Schools are notorious for hyping up football players' chances when in reality they're never going to see a NFL field in their life.
>DAVID: I've been thinking about this "No pass, no play" stuff, and I've decided that if I don't pass, then I should no play.
>PEGGY: You mean it?
>DAVID: I probably should have something to fall back on. I mean, the odds of me not making pro are what, 50-50?
Yes, modern education leaves people unprepared for the "real world" and is largely a scheme to give young people high-interest loans they normally would not have had otherwise, he literally could have had a career playing football and now his life is screwed.
If they found out they were spoofing his grades Peggy would probably be the scapegoat. She did her job. That kid wasn't likely gonna go pro anyways, best they do is usually NCAA. Peggy is usually a b***h but she was right on this case to focus on his education instead
I imagine it would be a derrick rose situation where he has someone take his SATs for him and no one says anything
>tfw willie lane blocks a kick
Unironically one of the times that Peggy was in the right.